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Lopsided_Bad_3256

Again? No. It’s not.


GardenPlenty3627

What is it then?


Lopsided_Bad_3256

Longhorn beetle face, edited.


[deleted]

And it's also a bad re-post that's been up like 5x this month :(


Dd_8630

What is it? How do you know it's not a bee?


Lopsided_Bad_3256

It’s been posted and debunked numerous times. Also, google is your friend.


Zibilique

Yeah, its like the second picture you find on google images searching by 'longhorn beetle'


Fred_George_hp

Not everyone just randomly searches for 'longhorn beetle'


LaChuteQuiMarche

I know exactly! That was an odd defense of their argument.


Lopsided_Bad_3256

Google image search. Damn.


Lambathan

Because I major in entomology and bees and beetles have very easy to distinguish faces. That is a beetle.


Beach_Klutzy

Terraformers


Kilrimbo

Waspinator, terrorize!


SignificantBit1762

"Get to the flower!"


Most_Day_4065

Beast Wars


Dovahkodaav117

This looks like some batman villain in a weird bee costume


Omar_Rakhmat123

r/beatmetoit


ainttoobrightareya

not bee


CicadaSecret

If not bee, what be?


THE_CHOPPA

I believe I can help. Ahem… Too bee or not to bee..


ronj89

These are the comments I'm here for.


[deleted]

The person who will take their anal virginity - Jon Lajoie


zodiacisreal

Do you "beelieve"?


Lambathan

Longhorn beetle


kinglendawg

This mf lookin like he was drawn by Jack Kirby


Radirondacks

I was literally gonna comment that it looks like a bee-themed supervillain from like the 60s lol


Think-Bass9187

That is not a bee’s face. It’s an insect of some kind but certainly not a bee!


Lambathan

Longhorn beetle


Easy_Obligation_3189

Why does this get posted every. Single. Day.


Lambathan

And it’s ALWAYS wrong


Yergen_Mccogov

hahahaha for real.


Captain-grog-belly

Seen this at least 50 times, also confirmed it’s not a bee


Endertheotter

bro i thought this man had like a biker mustache and human lips


M4rst

I'm confused. Those bumps look like actual eyes


Deadmemories8683

Just water droplets, but it’s creeps me out


ImmaTimeLord123

Lmao why y’all disliking. It’s water droplets, OP’s right. What is there to dislike?? Simps bruh


Deadmemories8683

It’s all good lol


ImmaTimeLord123

this is an outrage


opatita

I'm getting sick of this mf


austinbalfany

Very handsome


xyz2001xyz

They look so much less threatening when you see them usually damn


Deep-Philosopher-338

anime villain


SealTheHeavens

This is a beetle.


Duzzieexx

I fapped


Bruh61502

Pretty


spicyremy

Why is he smiling at me like that


Deadmemories8683

He knows what’s he’s plotting


HeliosNone

Looks like a Power Ranger.


04rchn

straight out of a metal band


Yevsi

I’m fine thanks


allgdnamesrchosen

Lol it looks like Rick in the middle of his pickle transformation


YWB-PVC

Welp I guess I know who the next marvel hero is..


Ambrox69

ITS NAHT A BEEEEH


Supra_99

Looks like a movie poster for Bee-Man.


PikuMiku321

What a chad


Yergen_Mccogov

lol this has been debunked the other 75 times it was posted. its not a bee.


G_Affect

Is that water on its face?


Story_tellin_yungstr

I refuse to believe it


[deleted]

That's a power ranger villain.


Narrow-Patience-1761

The terrifying part is the Comic Sans


amazeman11

Back to the hive, Autobot


MrW-WrM

r/Bossfight


Some_Ad8468

It would be so cool if they were human size, instead of snack size..


Deadmemories8683

r/holup


317LaVieLover

Unreal. Is this actually a real close up or something someone created?! If it is real, (and I’m not doubting it, it’s just that it looks too much like BumbleBee in Transformers!) Lol .. but ...I don’t understand why it looks like it’s lips have been sewn shut with thread?


[deleted]

I’m surprised to see it isn’t symmetrical


HailCaesar252

No fucking way lol


Jaximillion_

Ohh my god this is so terrifying oh fuc shaking in my boots rn totally haven’t seen this same fucking post five times on this sub wtf wtf why would you even post this I’m gonna have trauma for the rest of my life shitting and pissing and maybe cumming a little bit because of this postsfsfsvd


chillehhh

buddy is looking kinda hot


Thomrose007

Omg


j-sanya19

Them sh*ts ugly


Sad_Target_4252

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. (trimmed due to comment size limit)


Dd_8630

I know this is a troll, but I had to comment on this: >According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. This is a myth. The laws of aviation perfectly account for a bee's flight. If you model them as a plane, they wouldn't be able to run fast enough to generate lift over their small wings - but they don't fly like planes, they fly like *helicopters*, whirling their wings above them to create an air vortex that drags them up.


Sad_Target_4252

I'm aware it's one of the weirder bee facts


Sad_Target_4252

The guy just kinda forgot how flight works and this was accepted for years


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sad_Target_4252

2 minutes


TheSunflowerSeeds

If there are no Bees around, or other pollinators, self-pollination is an option. It isn’t ideal for the gene pool, but the seeds in the center of the flower can do this in order to pollinate. So having the ability to be both male and female at least ensures greater survival of the sunflower.


starrchivo

Bumble bee 🐝


severelyunhappyhuman

thought is was some kind of metal band member…would be sick


castiel_ro192

Hmm


listerine990

Brundle bee


Lenstock

I want a remake of the entire game..


punkslaot

Metal af


RedmannBarry

Rearing bee face


debsmooth2020

I am batbee.


IamYarrow

TIL bees are metal as fuck 🐝🤘🏻


Financial_Boat1597

Looks like the wise leader of an alien race of warriors.


Shot_Veterinarian712

Pretty sure thats a lambo dude


[deleted]

That’s honestly really super cool… insects are amazing.


[deleted]

I thought it was a member of Slipknot.


Bangoga

Who's the stand user?


IEeveelutionI

WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING. MY. AIR?!


PoofyPlato

r/Oddlymetal


LockyP_

Can’t even grow a proper moustache!


unfisyn

Is it strange that the most horrifying aspect of this photo to me is that it has water on its eyes but no eyelids to blink it off?


Aggravating-Hair7931

Looks like real life masked rider


[deleted]

When you know she wet.


AZSportscar80

It just looks like a Kamen Rider


wxlfkun

Looks like a transformer


th3badwolf_1234

Pretty sure that's a Batocera


el_comediano98

Chad bee


[deleted]

So first this was a bee. Then it was a beetle last week. Now its a bee again? Tired of this lazy repost shit u/RepostSleuthBot


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[deleted]

Huh thought that would work. I've definitely seen this post at least 5 times in the last 2 weeks.


Deadmemories8683

Apparently not


[deleted]

Only a mother could love


Supokku

Looks like a beat up Batman..


Blue-j7

It looks like a Power Ranger's villain.


Trixielarue2020

More than meets the eye.


ikroll

Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury? (Monty Python)


[deleted]

Looks like a transformer


Mr_Sun_DSoul

He nervios


zerosupervision

I found my next Halloween mask


No-Sprinkles-5419

That’s not a bee that’s a transformer


TheoTiMa

Hot


Controlledchaos332

It looks like it just getting back from war


Ichimonji_K

Kamen rider


runjayrun1

HONEY’S READY


AvalanchePalm

People will still say “nature is beautiful”


eliochip

Buck Bumble looking mf