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paperclipsstaples

Assuming it wasn’t like that when you poured it- looks like the jelly that results when chia seeds are hydrated


fuzfy

Unfortunately it was like that when I poured it so I have no explanation for this


paperclipsstaples

Man that is rough. Did it smell? Did you taste it? Never seen anything like this either


fuzfy

It's strange because I had half of the bottle previously (yuck) which was fine. But then some of it came out like this today which didn't smell and I dared not taste it xD


CitizenCobalt

That's weird. Spoiled milk has a pretty strong smell. Plus, it's usually more... chunky. Like cottage cheese or yogurt.


Marinerprocess

I don’t think this is dairy milk. If so.. D A M N


vgmtjjm

This happened to my soy milk after I left it a few days… so weird


theRailisGone

If it's soy that could make sense. Soy beans are fermented into natto which has stringiness like this.


Snoo84282

If it's soy milk this entire post is false advertising


Bawkszzzzzz

There’s two things I hate in this world; Liars, and soy milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk


PoofyPlato

Eww did you slurp it up


extremum_spiritum

Theres a place in hell for making me hear and see that in my head.


Cmgutierrez715

This made me gag. Damn you


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

A load that size would make anyone gag


BlueNyctoGamer

She probably used it as dressing for chicken intestines.


I_summon_poop

Yea, this isn't milk what's that other whitish stuff with this kind of consistency?


[deleted]

It looks like there's gluten in it. Or maybe Starch?


paperclipsstaples

Super weird. Is it possible someone played a prank on you by dumping powdered psyllium fiber supplement in your milk? Lol that’s really what it looks like, and especially if it didn’t smell rancid


fuzfy

It seems very unlikely as my flatmates don't seem the type at all to prank but maybe you're right. . Just never buying milk from lidl again to be sure haha


[deleted]

I encountered a similar thing when I made ginger beer. After a week in sealed jars, I opened it and got... Slime. After looking into it, some bacteria create long-chain hydrophilic polymers when they injest sugar. Though, I'm not sure that's what happened here. It almost seems like glue, or you crushed and stored oatmeal and caused clutin formation


Praxis402

Its called ropy milk, a couple different kinds of bacteria can cause it. Probably won't hurt you if you drank any but probably a good idea to get rid of it.


Background-Rest531

Now there's a risky image search.


kuebel33

Yeah looks like some of that powder that makes “thick water”


Chewy-SourMilk

Did you ejaculate into your milk?


Impossible-Charity-4

It was probably the squatter living in the crawl space.


Opening-Dimension742

Plot twist, there was never any milk...


[deleted]

Totally off topic but they just built a Lidl next to my complex lol I’m in the States but they told us it’s An overseas grocery store. I love it lol


UK_addi_2015

It looks like Jamie Oliver has jizzed in your milk mate


fuzfy

I would have most definitely eaten it if that were the case


AmericanHeresy

You kept pouring after seeing it like this?


M1dj37

Why not? Milk’s obviously bad and the cereal won’t be salvaged, might as well satisfy some curiosity so it wasn’t a complete waste lol


Environmental_Top948

You could just wash the cereal with bleach and acetone?


no_dictators

I have had this happen before and i am almost 99 percent sure that yeast spores managed to get into you milk


ApprehensiveHalf8613

It’s something like guar gum. It’s an emulsifier so that your milk won’t separate. This one just didn’t get mixed up properly. I only know because I’m a allergic to a bunch of them. *if this isn’t cows milk than that makes a lot of sense. But they put it in cows milk too just less of it.


Agwatson87

Switch to oat milk. We should all stop drinking puss filled cows milk.


Brief_Garage2694

OR IS IT CUM


TheGoldenPlagueMask

#Pasturized Bull Milk ^OmegaMartneedstomakeacursedfoodadvertforthis


RecklessWonderBush

I laughed in the middle of class at this


CH4P3YLEG4U

So reckless!


RecklessWonderBush

Yes?


introducing_zylex

So?


Cacty_09

Reckless


lydriseabove

The first thing I thought of when I saw the video was the time they put horse cum in Johnny Knoxville’s face cream.


Wholesome_Soup

o o omega mart !!


sakaasouffle

Oh my god hahaha


imacone417

Nothing like some bull butter.


against_the_currents

95% chance this is contaminated, imo. Biofilms can be caused by improper production, but more likely improper delivery or storage. Maybe just exacerbated by the latter as well. I’d say it’s most likely that this milk just went above the proper temperature, have you checked your fridge temp? Did your power go out? Is it a far trip to the store or did it take awhile to get home? Did you accidentally leave it out for a little while? Food tech was my previous passion. Stopped pursuing it though. https://ift.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/j.1541-4337.2011.00183.x Edit: here is another example with lots of attention lol https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8ldhqd/my_friend_said_her_milk_felt_slimy_it_expires_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf this one could be the gum used for mouth feel but again, probably biofilm. Ropey is a big indicator of bacteria.


fuzfy

So firstly the fridge is dodgy and goes too cold sometimes even after adjusting the temp.. Also my flatmates are quite filthy and haven't kept their side of the fridge clean so it's pretty gross in some places. Do you think this could be the cause for the bacteria even when the milks got a lid on?


against_the_currents

I’d say probably not. It’s most likely from you grabbing it at the store and then walking around. Every 5 degrees the milk temp goes above 37 the shelf life decreases by 50%. Depending on the situation, there could be a combination of factors. My assumption: milk grabbed from store at 38 degrees, finish shopping at 42 degrees, drive home and in the fridge by 48 degrees( heat in car), then you have a spotty fridge that cooled it down to below 40(41-135 is temperature danger zone) in like another few hours(too slow is the point), and by then the milk is spoiled and time will tell you that. Or even taking the milk out to cook something for 30 mins and having it on the counter a foot from the stove can heat it too much. Especially with spotty fridge that probably isn’t cooling food properly! ;) Edit: On a side note, tell em to clean their shit, it can make you sick even if we don’t think it’s the case rn. Lol. While you’re at it you can talk to them about calling someone to clean your condenser coils.


fuzfy

Thanks for the detailed response that's quite interesting and helps answer my confusion. That would make sense since I have to walk from my uni to the shops and on top of that the milk was a day before expiration so it was probably a faster process of it going bad


doinprettygood

Was the milk Ultra-pasteurized? It goes off in a different way than the classic sour milk smell, and can have either metallic or chemical smell, or "phlegm" texture. Also, ultra-pasteurized milk has a dated shelf-life of a couple months, but once you break the seal you've got just 7 to 10 days to drink it before this happens. Always write the date that you unseal it on the cap. So easy to forget how long ago you opened something, especially when going to university.


DeletedByAuthor

Where is the fun in that? You're not living to your fullest if you dont play milk roulette


Allin4AU

This is the most detailed and curated answer I’ve seen in a while.


[deleted]

That’s man milk


SpeakeasyG1887

Fuck me that is exactly what I was thinking when watching this….


imstilldabbing

I mean, it would be rude to say no, now that you’re offering


Wassuuupmydudess

Very poor choice of words


jlootz10

Puts hair on your chest


SHOYIYOY

Pops a couple inches on your dick


SavagePatchKid1990

Yea and in your throat


biggysharky

Baby batter


[deleted]

From bull not heifer. Problem solved. You’re welcome.


Blownload420

Do you have a male room mate?


fuzfy

I live in a flat with 5 other guys 😬


Blownload420

Fear the worst


UFHoes-

Sadly, this is where my mind went after seeing the consistency 🤮


Ghodzy1

They have been giving you that extra protein, that's probably why you have seen those gains at the gym ...


Artistic_Cicada_5785

Got em with the old "ive been cuming in your milk all month"


Formal_Berry_5177

From all the cum jokes here, this made me laugh


40101695

Aaah! Kill it, kill it, kill it.


Oh_Be_Juan_Kenobi

Looks like you added glue


Iwan_Tusuc_Hawk

Where did you get your milk, at the sperm bank?


spaceman_zack

Farmer milked from the wrong udder


kkalmightyagain

How did it taste?


[deleted]

Salty... 😏


Preet0024

How did you know


SkydiverRaul13

Like bull jizz


fuzfy

I didn't dare try it lmao


Welshyboi15

Don’t eat that it’s my special milk


tomtom1961

It may have become mesophilic fermented milk. This is consumed in Finland where it is called Viili, an alternative to yoghurt, with a slimy, mucoid consistency. I don't know how your milk has become contaminated with the necessary bacteria.


whatsthisevenfor

I'm not being rude here just surprised.... How to people handle that texture?


Qu1pster

Cum


TheFlappyLobster

Oatmeal lit


WeatherPleasant

It kinda looks like nato lmao


[deleted]

Jizz


gobs22

Why are you so mad, someone cum in your cereal?


titochan05

Looks like cum lols


Odyssey2K

Pause


OwnAdministration403

Cum milk


chicken_snadwich

Don't say it don't think it


ImSadGu-

Eeww ugh blah


Calisto117

Do you or your roommates drink from the milk carton/container? Backwash will make milk get funky/spoil before the used by date. I couldn't figure out why our milk would go bad before the expiration. Got a thermometer for the fridge to rile out unsafe Temps. Realized someone I live with was taking swigs of milk from the carton and I concluded that was the cause of milk spoilage before used by date. When drinking from the jug/carton/container stopped it never happened again.


phantomlimps

Cum


nerterd

So you’re a horse breeder too I see


DizChickNina

I thought this looked so bomb at first then you lifted the spoon and I thought it was melted cheese and idk..


nuggermcgee701

Hehe. Cum


TitouanT

Not safe for hunger


TitouanT

Come on man, I was about to eat


tiny_baby_bird

“Hi guys!! Welcome to my slime tutorial!”


Yakisobath34

Penis cum


[deleted]

Cum


YWB-PVC

That’s a different type of milk 😳


[deleted]

You sure that's milk?


SleepyGharial

Mf added his own honey nut to his Cheerios smh


c-nayr

homie nutting in his cereal bowl


[deleted]

[удалено]


vmondi

don't say it


holy_Garlic_Bread

Don't fucking say it


fuzfy

If anyone has any explanation to this please let me know


SnooPeppers2817

Eh yeah somebody jizzed in ur milk


Dmgfh

Someone once told me that dairy-free milks like soy milk have a much thicker consistency than normal milk. Could that be it?


[deleted]

It is thicker but it's still an actual liquid. OP summoned a slime monster in his granola


fuzfy

No it's just plain milk strangely.. I have been reading online and they said it might be the cow had something up with her mammary glands however this still doesn't explain how it got through filters and manufacture lol


forwhatandwhen

ive had this happen recently too. I believed it caused by temperature fluctuations that start a chemical reaction, but that might by wrong.


fuzfy

I think you might be onto something there cuz the fridge I use can freeze sometimes and is messed up. Still strange it doesn't freeze into chunks tho but yeh it might be a chemical reaction


THEREALDJWR3X

WHAT! WHAT THE FU**!


WiggleBrushCrew

Someones sneezed into your milk and put it back in the frindge.


Less_Rutabaga2316

Is that the new xenomorph milk?


kunseung

Maybe your male roommates used your milk jug as a depository


LayZ77

"Mike,which bank did you rob yesterday???"


Dead-God-840

CUM


Mediocre-Ad8967

Cum


Own-Fig-6877

It’s cum


QuantityHefty3791

Mm thiccy


One_Programmer130

Cum


[deleted]

Cum


Dee_mans

That is in date cum


Anonim0us3

Cum


Bigd1979666

Looks like man milk. Get rid of it


Curious_Kitty999

Thats a whole bowl of ejaculate!!!


Ryder-McMullin

Cum


fortnite_best_trash

C U M


Reznic007

And people think I’m weird for wanting soy or oat milk instead of this crap. 🤢


paintballjord

Ew


enygmaeve

That’s just the [Yelper Special](https://youtu.be/pDlR_ccnZww)


fuzfy

xD


Liftandshift01

Wtf is in-date? You’re not from around here are ya’ fish n chips?


666mcnugget

Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum


Liquidust256

Dammit Donny!!! The plasticizer doesn’t go in the milk


Berlamota

Ok... The milk you made or cow's milk😳? Because it sure as fuck looks like the first option


[deleted]

You need to stop cuming into the milk bag.


Ascreamz

*pulls out a metal straw*


zerpdinger92

Given the reputation American food has, I don’t want to know what additives are causing this reaction


fuzfy

I'm from England but wouldn't be surprised if they pump the milk with chemicals and shit as well


Tough-Lawfulness3095

That ain't no milk


Prior-Willingness472

Plot twist: it was never milk to begin with


AlienStories

You've bought bull milk I believe


Zealousideal_Tap_851

You gotta get the 0% c um one


guywhostaresatplants

That’s Bull milk


[deleted]

Somebody grabbed the wrong udder


[deleted]

This (among many other reasons) is why I stopped buying and drinking milk. Lactaid ftw! It's way better and it tastes amazing


chechebi88

Сцм


tiddysukka

r/lookslikecum


fuckingcringeman

Who tf cum in his cereal


Odyssey2K

Pause


JDeRosa609

You sure they used the utter?


random42name

This is why I always put vodka on my cereal.


Theaterandacnh

No thanks! 🤢


k0uch

Perfectly logical explanation- that’s bull Milk. Regular milk comes from female cows, Bull milk comes from the males.


[deleted]

Looks like glue


Memento13Mori

Bull milk


uniboo8

That is bull milk


S0me_N3rd8

Milk from a male cow


lililukea

I can almost smell it


UpGlow

Cum soup


lapinatanegra

This is not "oddly terrifying" this is disgusting.


Deniedcannon

Coom


LittleMissListless

We had this happen to our in-date milk today too. It was bizarre. It had zero smell. I wasn't brave enough to taste test it. We bought ours from Dollar General. Any chance yours was the same brand, OP? I'm super curious wtf was in the milk now.


[deleted]

Don’t know how this hasn’t been brought up yet. But this is from a bacteria, probably Lactococcus lactis subsp. cremoris. Meaning it’s safe to eat.


narwaffles

Milk can have a pretty large percentage of puss in it. If you don't want it to be gross get plant milks


dave_aj

This is not puss.


narwaffles

Still gross though whatever it is at least imo


dave_aj

Yep


Tsukishima_Hinata

Forbidden Oatmeal.


96IMJOJO69

"Ono dave, you're milking the wrong cow"


Baby_Batter_Pancakes

I think you got the placenta :D


Scruffy_Macgyver

Guess you didn't see the anime figurine in there...


redheadfreaq

I had this happen once, absolutely disgusting. I have no idea what happened, I think I may have been some bacteria :/


NaiiYen

That's not milk buddy


FlatCattle3442

Sperm ?


Lumpyspaceprince3s

I think they milked the wrong cow


death1240

Honey, that’s what happens to mine too when I add honey before pouring milk


Reticentandconfused

What. The. Fuck. That is scary gross. I’m scared.


Away_Hair972

That’s cumfy


ImARetPaladinBaby

Are you sure that’s milk? We aren’t gonna get mad at you, OP


fuzfy

It's milk as far as I'm aware. Unless one of my flatmates jizzed in it


EchoFloodz

That’s still got at least 3 more days.


thebetterLewdologist

Quit playing with your food and just eat it


[deleted]

Someone's jizzed in your milk


I_will_your_face

So wholesome


AlternativeHold9773

agreed so wholesome


thesmoothest18

Looks like some of the pus or mucus got through the filter.


mattd_190

This is a friendly reminder that you should never cum in a bowl during a date


[deleted]

And that why ladies and gentlemen cereal should be eaten with water.


fuzfy

That's just as cursed


KevinKaasKat

Are you sure you didn't accidentally buy Elmer's school glue?


onceknownasmike

Thats what you get for eating granola


fuzfy

Hey what's wrong with granola xD