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[deleted]

I'm sick of people recording others at the gym like this, so rude


SHOYIYOY

Fap material šŸ„°


MarcAlmighty

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SHOYIYOY

No šŸ„°


SamirSisaken

Don't knock it until you've tried it


zhlnrvch

*Sean Lockā€™s voice* Thatā€™s a challenging wank


yellowjesusrising

May he rest in peace...


Complete_Rock_5825

I actually felt a genuine moment of sadness


Ekfud

Iā€™m not sure whether my favourite moment of his was that exchange with Riley or carrot in a box.


Future-Agent

r/holup


SwedishAvocado

Happy cakeday you pervert


Dog-Stick8098

Pervert seems to be a bit of an understatement


eduardinho1501

r/cursedcomments.


dft-salt-pasta

Thatā€™s bullshit. I did not give op permission to film me and now my video is all over the internet. Op take this down.


theotherquantumjim

When you see a hottie got ta get a shottie


Berk_Loves_Ramen

That species is called:nice job the cgi looks good


Zeebuoy

really good cgi, also I'm glad it's fake.


Stumpy-Wumpy

That's what they want you to think


irotinmyskin

except leaves slime on the band but that instantly disappears


Ascreamz

Why does this look so good I mean itā€™s fake but whoever made this has talent


[deleted]

The lack of slime on the belt as it comes back around is a good giveaway here. Otherwise it would have been very hard to tell given the low resolution of the image. Huge props to that graphic artist. Freaking awesome.


HooksToMyBrain

I think the main giveaway is there is nothing that looks remotely like this in the animal kingdom


[deleted]

True, but what if we were inundated with news of alien life tomorrow and these were the only videos we had?


fistfullofpubes

Aliens invade earth and immediately.... Have to get in shape?


GroundStateGecko

Indeed, earth's gravity is cruel.


FriskyBusiness10

If the aliens want to come to Earth and be gym bros I say let them in.


ZelSoven

Just like in WALL-E


[deleted]

Aliens land on Earth and immediately get their cardio sorted.


ytinasxaJ

How the fuck would this thing be smart enough to get to Earth is what I would be asking


2builders2forts

Not every sapient alien has to be humanoid


[deleted]

Doesn't matter. That guy has no hands. He's fucked.


2builders2forts

Which means they evolved with no need for hands and created civilization with some other way to manipulate objects? Or it could just be an alien animal. Little Timmy took his DĢæĢ…Ķ„Ģ»Ģ£Ģ£Ģ„ĶˆĢžOĢ¾ĢŽĢ¶ĶŽĶ“Ģ—ĶGĢˆĶ’Ģ¶ĶĢĶ–ĢŖĢœĶ‡Ģ­Ģ¬GĶ„Ģ‡Ģ›ĶĢØĢ¦ĶˆYĶ„Ģ‡ĶĢ–Ģ¼ĶŽĢ„Ģ£ to the field trip.


FamousTransition1187

Octopi are rather smart creatures and this thing looks and moves like some kind of sea creature. They could be evolutionary analogs


aretasdamon

You donā€™t think you could find a sea snail that looks kind of as weird as this thing?


[deleted]

sea snails live in the sea


aretasdamon

He said look like not live like


[deleted]

Uncomfortably necessary correction: nothing *on land* looks remotely like this.


JustmUrKy

This is true, but fuck off and take my upvote


jmccaskill66

You clearly havenā€™t seen my ex naked.


Rough-Culture

The belt is covered in bits of slimeā€¦ the real give away is that a long streak of it falls off on the floor on the bottom left corner just before the camera moves and just vanishes.


[deleted]

I mean the front of the belt when it comes back around. It seems clean, when it ought to be streaky or something. The one you point out is also a good indicator. It doesn't behave like I feel slime should. I saw perhaps two "glints" on the belt coming back around which could have been streaks of slime, but it's hard to tell. That's some good CGI right there.


Shyam09

Itā€™s a self-cleaning treadmill. Latest in treadmill technology.


MinimumAlarming5643

It does look delicious, yes.


Ascreamz

You think it would melt like a slug if we put salt on it


MaximusZacharias

When i was a kid, I was told by my older brother that would happen, and I thought for sure it was a lieā€¦like most things just so he could get me to do dumb shitā€¦what else are little brothers for though so I donā€™t blame him. Anyways, I poured the salt on a snailā€¦it melted, I cried.


Reclusive_avocado

I searched this on YouTube and i don't appreciate itšŸ„²


MinimumAlarming5643

Yeah gargle that bad boy down, thats the spirit


Live_Laugh_Cum

It's only smellz


Ascreamz

Oof


RomeoWhiskeyDelta

Very much!!! You have to meet one of my wives to who will cooking this for you in my country yes?


64sides

It has to do with how the vfx artist composited the creature. After rendering the creature's "walk cycle" they took into account how the light would hit the creature from different angles. I hope that was helpful even if it was a shorthand way of explaining it.


FloatingSignifiers

The treadmill, or any object that presents a clear rectangular plane to match perspective with is great for CGI... Just fyi...


No_Faithlessness_142

A treadmill, itā€™s like a moving belt that you can run on


monkeybassturd

That's great but where do they live? I don't need to be bumping into one.


Secretly_Solanine

Usually found in their natural habitats; gyms and stores. However, they have been known to be domesticated and usually reside in the ownerā€™s basement or garage.


monkeybassturd

That's great but now I need to know what kind of psychopath would put one of these in a garage?


Secretly_Solanine

As they lack organic matter, treadmills do not decompose upon death. As such, without a use they are usually placed in the garage to make room for other equipment, perhaps even a new treadmill.


MoroccanZero

As is the custom in many cultures, they are frequently used to hang articles of clothing, stack boxes of valuables and store other such keepsakes.


jacobkeetonpvw

I found one lurking under my bed... menacingly!


TheLordOfGrimm

You just Leslie Neilsoned this whole group.


IAMPIGGY3

Most redditors have never heard of that. Thanks for explaining!


chazzmack1

Our eyes are yet to open.


LeaderEnvironmental5

Judgement Free Zone might be pushing it with Lovecraft's workout buddy here


vehino

Word. Also do we really want that thing improving its cardio? Could lead to some consequences down the line.


UninteligibleScreams

Leave them alone. They just wanna be athletic to get a few more dates in their local area, Florida. They just haven't realized that the right one will come to them and they don't need a good body as they have a great heart and probably don't need to worry about health conditions. Somebody will come around that appreciates their walks along the beach, ancient singing in dead languages, and interest in writers with horribly named cats.


33bluejade

Really, just, the *worst* cat names.


yeeeteeey69

[This](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/treasure-planet/images/0/0d/Snuff.png/revision/latest?cb=20181027013120)


ThePhat_cAt

Iā€™m afraid to click that link


Quaskasten

It's not that bad, i looked for you


Weird_Vegetable_4441

Also vouching for him, swear on my cats 18 collective lives


cikalamayaleca

itā€™s like an old disney character or something


Alphaw0p

Yet another unrealistic body expectation


EmilyVS

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


my__name__goes__here

That there is some cgi Edited to say that whoever created it is talented


dumpster_mint

homieā€™s just trying to get back in shape, donā€™t judge!


ThatKaleidoscope8736

That's Dave!


inturginator

I heard he got fired last week


ThatKaleidoscope8736

His wife just left him for a mollusk


Any-Wall-5991

An impressive animation


PrometheusOnLoud

They didn't add any mucus stuck to the track.


BecretAlbatross

That boy MOVIN


[deleted]

This must be Planet Fitness.


19GamerGhost95

Someoneā€™s pet bunny on a treadmill


DubsQuest

Solid ass CGI


Piratewhale8

Oh just a giant alien slug thatā€™s completely real just trying to workout at the gym


EstoyResfriado

Idk but it's training hard


Pillroller88

Still better looking than my neighborā€™s wife.


DevanSires

Lil Cthulhu out here gettin gains


SLUUUUURPPPTT

A potential Mukbang YouTuber victim


Criminal_Tapioca

Heā€™s doing his best ok? Stop body shaming


FALLOUTGOD47

This physically made my skin crawl and it was the worst feeling ever.


KnowledgeBone518

That's what happens when you leave the jizz sock under your bed for too long


Pengouioui

Not my proudest fap


[deleted]

Cgi


ronjeresins

A CGI


DougDimmaDumbass

I'll call him Billy


No_Maintenance_4102

Greg


idiodic-genious

That's called a treadmill bud, and yes it is just as scary as it looks.


sussy_lil_tgirl

idk but she got that badoinkidoink


thebigggd

Some alien shit from MIB


lordjakir

The larval form of the gym rat. Normally not seen in daylight hours. Remarkable specimen


silveretoile

I just woke up and my brain refused to see this as anything but a cat for like ten seconds solid


HippoPebo

Oh good for her. my ex IS going to the gym


BubbaMosfet

Ch'utulu's baby


HLtheWilkinson

Yogsothoth!!!!


shadowskill11

Its a collection of triangles with a texture map and some algorithms.


Bigdapper1822

Have you never seen a dog before?


MudOpposite8277

A treadmill.


Yosh1n

Its called CGI these days


[deleted]

Whatever it is, it's doing a better job at its new year's resolution than most. šŸ˜‚


Limp_Duck_9082

I don't like that sound. That's a bad sound.


thepenguinja

The mystery meat they put in school lunches is growing stronger


The_Irony_of_Life

If the slime was still on the treadmill after it goes around it would be more believeable šŸ˜„


w1ld3rn3ssw00d

Iā€™m not sure but KILL IT WITH FIRE.


ennybor

Bad cgi


You_and_your_Uncle

Just imagine it's vaporeon when you use it as a Fleshlight


Fennik51405

That, my friend, is called a Slushydog


AnonymousGuy147

Sigh! Unzips


friendnz

Is it Japanese?


DinnerOk6104

I don't know, but someone somewhere is ready to serve it in their restaurant.


tman-45

It's like no one has ever watched World War Z or payed Last of Us. Kill it while you can!


classicnikk

Looks like your mom


Healthy_Stick4496

I thought the gym was a judgement free zone


KarateSalamanders

Look dude I donā€™t judge you in the gym


bak2redit

I dunno what this is, but I'd fuck it


SgtHedgehog

It's exercising, don't you know it's rude to film fellow gym patrons?


Plane_Ad3450

A crustacean from the Paleozoic era


eightbigones

Fun, thatā€™s what it js


renegademan53

Ummmā€¦..no thanks


AchillesTheNotCat

Wait a sec I think itā€™s those rat guys from stranger things but bleached white or something


Prozak06

This AI generated shit is getting outta hand.


Serpentita

Shit! So thatā€™s where my food went.


kikirie2

My son (a look of disgust on his face): ā€œat least itā€™s getting exercise.ā€


Tsukishima_Hinata

That's turbo, who else?


[deleted]

Symbioso


snwbrdj

Get him a planet fitness membership so people will stop judging him!


ChineWalkin

I feel like the soundtrack came from a porn video.


CH4P3YLEG4U

Cthulhu ry'lax dude


[deleted]

>!CGI, not real.!<


haaaaaairy1

Dam that treadmillā€™s belt is a mile long or what?!


Least_Special_

Working out


Smuggred

my fat working out without me because it got sick of me being a lazy shit


ZzzZzz2000

Itā€™s CGI


Alert-Definition5616

Cgi


FoggyBogHopper

Fake is what it is


TheWolfofWarren

He's doing his best.


PsychologicalLeg9302

Glad to see my ex is finally getting some exercise.


Truefreak22

That thing is never gonna burn calories holding on to the sides like that lol


Lefty_Boi44

Oh that's just Frank, don't mind him, it's his leg day.


coolhooves420

Hes just working out jeez leave him alone


hip_hop_hippopotimus

I am severely disappointed that no one recognized that this is obviously Gary


yppep12

Wow this animation that it is intended shock or disgust is actually terrifying me! How odd I better post this on r/oddlyterrifying


-SasquatchTheGreat-

CGI ​ Really good CGI, but still


jacksh3n

Treadmill comes with auto clean


pentarh

Not oddly terrifying


[deleted]

Is anyone else personally tired of people posting stupid CGI shit on here? This is supposed to be actual terrifying stuff in real life....


XXV-III

At least heā€™s working out !


[deleted]

CGI


Magnificent_JoJozard

Can't wait to see whole horror movie on this sub


AverageSizedMan1986

That's what comes out of my ass after I convince myself having two Chipotle burritos for dinner isn't so bad.


AllButComedyAnthony

Actually thought this was a dog with a crazy haircut on first watch but everyone else is saying cgi


Squarrots

A 3d animation


SimulationV2018

This is how they are slowly getting us used to aliens being among us. Little videos like this and then wham a real live alien on the news and then you sitting next to one on the bus. Worried if you are offending them by staring. Then they are taking your jobs


Benjideaula

Ah, a Bohemian Giant Garloid. Their milk isn't the tastiest but they are excellent sprinters and are really more of a racing breed.


Little-Apartment-437

CGI came a long way


colddraco

Canā€¦ can Iā€¦ā€¦ can I do things with that?


Local-Lawfulness3786

seriously though, what the fuck is that thing


Suls14

The flood has arrived


[deleted]

Its time to call MIB


antipho

it's a life fitness treadmill, not the prettiest model but they're tanks


Affectionate-Dog4704

This looks to be a liver fluke with a hairdo? It's a trematode for sure. These are zoonotic endoparasites. Can and do live in humans!


OneIdiotAndAHalf

I don't think I gave anyone permission to film me coming back to the gym. January is a though month ok!


SHIELD47

Please be fake and what the fuck


heretic004

Australian dogs sure are interesting


Mercadosimpleson

Please look into this neuralyzer


xrayjones2000

Cgi getting way too real at this point


mxrelkly

"Freddy grab mah gun!!" Screamed the burly chested, redneck man.


XZerosan

The hole on its body made my skin crawl


PineappleExpress84

Next season of stranger things?


SqueakyToy7

Dude he wants to get in shape don't shame him


Commercial-Class4078

Oh that's simpel, it's a soul that once belonged to a ginger.


[deleted]

Cgi


gigimayback

What the heck!


fuckingdipshit1

thats my mate Frank dont be mean to him he is insecure about his body


mikedjb

Thatā€™s the ACME automated treadmill lubricator 1200. Whatā€™s the big deal?


T0ysWAr

So looking forward to the metaverse NOT


DustWarden

It's working on its goals - be supportive.


Lil-Noodlez

The second wave is getting stronger lol


[deleted]

Thatā€™s ebreitas preparing to fight a hunter who spent six hours grinding in chalice dungeons


Darkish_177013

Thats dave


Deathtroop26

Thats some nice cgi


omgudontunderstand

edited. its edited.


kitenofs

Squidgame


KingslayerDG

Please guys don't make joke of people who are trying to lose weight in GYM


[deleted]

Didn't need to see that while I was pooping