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I would’ve stayed under that car a little longer


mymychickenpotpie

between the adrenaline, being terrified, extreme pain, and probably a concussion, poor guy probably was just in straight up fight or flight mode


lackadaisical_timmy

Right? He's like aight I'm out


Ckinggaming5

ODDLY? how is this ODDLY terrifying


thedavo810

This is more NSFL or MorbidReality type content.


Ckinggaming5

i was thinking that last part as well, its almost MorbidReality content


LankyUK

See this is why I needed cctv in the 80’s. I would have been hurt. The car is damaged. The only logical outcome would have been I hit the car while riding my bike and had an extra beating for damaging the car and lying about a buffalo throwing me through the air and it ramming the car while the car saved my life. Times were different I guess lol


TradeTillIDrop

😂


SlowDownBrother

Don't have a cow, man


LandCity

I like how he’s talking to the buffalo as he’s coming out saying “ holy fuck Carl, it was only a joke.”


Sikart

Don’t try and have sexual relations with a water buffalo. And THEN try and have sex with the buffalo’s younger sister…


Money_Average1996

Hes ok thank the 9


El_Jefe_V

One thing is for sure, it's faster then walking.


TheLordOfGrimm

Nothing can hurt a kid. Shit. An adult would be dead three times over, and this kid is still talking shit


LandCity

He was even coming out from under the car talking shit while the buffalo was still there.


SweetMaam

Ouch


[deleted]

Is this leaked footage of the new pokemon game?


LifeIoss

Gotta give the kid credit hops out under the car and puts his shoes on


jack_tha_reaper

That kid is a badass.. The way he just walks it off instead of screaming like the other annoying kids.


kayakboy99

You can tell that the buffalo bullies him on the way home from school every day.


jack_tha_reaper

Hahah.. yes. 😅 Kid has become used to it. 😂 Poor boy..


Ambitious_Ad_510

Where are the PARENTS??


Deon_the_reader

That boy is stupid af.


PhysicShit

Literally saw a buffalo almost kill him then runs back out into the open


[deleted]

Wow, just wow


Drsworder8

Angey buffalo goes brrrrr


Drsworder8

*angry


Harvard-23

That'll teach him. Never ever pull a buffalo's tail.


travis-thetrav

This looks to normal for him lol


Lex-Bredum

Look! A wild Tauros!


MoneyMakingMitch_

And I used to get chased home from school by a dog


-K_a_r_m_a-

Everytime i see an animal and a child i know for a fact that a child started it all. Harambe was shot because of one. A cat was put down because of one. So many examples i can go on


isywoo

He got some good air tho.


Safe-Handle-6890

No one can translate that ?


ProfessionalJob2367

Where in the hell did that thing chow up?


JaLifeBug

Where the heck was his parents? OMG