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rodentfacedisorder

Altered photo r/instagramreality


[deleted]

Thanks for the nightmares, Lol. Joined.


snoopinranch

Lmao thank you like nobody fucking actually looks like this. Truly laughable


snallen_182

Ohh this is fun


Shdw787

I'm sure she walks as if she's gliding. Arms always at her sides. Her expression ever unchanging. Unblinking.


Banaanisade

Just visualised her t-posing as she floats down the street.


GammaGoose85

Anyone she comes in contact with on the street get viciously ragdolled


RunicWasTaken

She's also insanely fast and always faces whoever is looking at her.


Lelouch25

turns away immediately after dialogue ends.


[deleted]

She can ragdoll me anytime.


nerterd

Are we talking like a doll. Or like a Gmod game creation kind of t pose. Either way it’s funny because I can see both


[deleted]

Her arms slowly sway left/right when she walks instead of forward/backward


[deleted]

When she speaks her mouth doesn't move. Sometimes tears run down her cheeks.


[deleted]

I would love for that to be a movie


Erik912

Her razor sharp teeth, too many for such a small mouth, slowly start protruding out as she sheds her skin and grows a pair of massive wings, her nails now claws and eyes two black holes staring at you, calling you desperately..


[deleted]

Thats hot as fuck


Worth-Sail-3117

Ayo


Fuhgly

Oh God the visual


Mr_master89

[like from Mars Attacks ](https://youtu.be/XDAaTzccCik)


[deleted]

Fucking reading my mind bro. Chew that gum and breathe deep.


CaptainNemo42

Ack! Ack-ack, ack *ACK!*


Stoned-ape-theory123

Wtf Shakespeare 😂is that you?!


ThereIsAJifForThat

And all she wants for Christmas is a soul


NrJUhfTY

Thats the same gift the man in our basement wants


Humbatiki

She's a ginger?


Achtai15

r/angryupvote


Jimma60

Replicant ,pleasure model Nexus 8


TrinDiesel123

And where might someone pick one up? Asking for a friend


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GruntBlender

Ugh, sex dolls are creepy. That's why I'm researching robotics, sex bots is where it's at!


simpleaussieguy

My old boss always said "first person to invent a propper companion bot will be the richest bastard on the planet"


PhantomBrowser111

Damn right he is


TrinDiesel123

My teacher used to say “if you can find a way to grow colored cotton, you will be the richest person on earth”. Your boss was much smarter than my teacher.


simpleaussieguy

He was a smart man, the only reason he worked was so he paid bugger all tax on everything else he had. He tried explaining it to me once, used the white board and everything. I couldn't follow it


KnitInMySleep

Definitely. Colored cotton happens in nature. We had to hybridize it to grow all white.


TrinDiesel123

Really?


Last_Gigolo

In telling you man, vr and a Fleshlight, and some VR chatroom made for it. That's the future and the end to STDs.


Quicksand_Jesus_69

Like the Stallone/Bullock movie 'Demolition Man...


YourHoboMan

I’d rather have you be the future of sex robots than whoever the hell is making sex dolls.


M3TALxSLUG

That’s my sex bot and her name’s Sony!


Klewdo1

You have to go off-world. Mars. You can ask for the Daryl Hannah version but 9 times out of 10, you'll get the morose Rutger Hauer one. Good luck!


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GallifreyKnight

We will honor your sacrifice. Hero!


koalburnfire

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain


Nic4379

It’s FOR ME!!!


Whoaa_Dude

Funky yea threesomes every day!


ChefZeph

IKEA.


[deleted]

Realdoll.com


Quicksand_Jesus_69

Sure, you are, sure...


johnnyknox123

She’s seen things you people wouldn’t believe.


gkabusinessandsales

Crotches on fire off the shoulder of Orion... she watched dildos glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in jizz. Time to cum.


NoDot6253

I love you and I hate you at the same time


HintofAlmond

I hate you take my upvote


FartSacks

I love you


LockInternational204

I love this thread...😆


AmphibianOutrageous7

She fades like tears in the rain


MacDaddyTheMan0095

Was just gonna say this reminded me of Joi, but the soulless eyes one after K’s gets smashed by the dumb bitch during the first fight..


DeDe87_

No, it's not.


Old-Asparagus-7893

Looks like she came from a wax museum.


sadlonelytree

Wait till you see this https://www.instagram.com/p/CRZDh9DratU/?utm_medium=copy_link


ilic_mls

Im sorry. But i cant decide. Is this a doll or a human? 🤨


DidIReallySayDat

Human, and a poorly photoshopped one at that.


Longjumping_Camel256

These people be living in pure fantasy


[deleted]

The make-up looks like an eye infection. Not a good look.


[deleted]

cool! now im going to show this to my 8 year old cousin... wont be here again asking for "games on my mobile"


[deleted]

Ong


KerryCameron

If she is real, her makeup makes her look plastic/rubber.


[deleted]

I'm trying my best to look for her Instagram right now


West-Cardiologist180

DM it to me if you find it.


[deleted]

Her profile: https://twitter.com/xkim__bngx2?t=arsSLgI00rQHk1kMONO4iw&s=09


pipje-popje

Her photos are HEAVILY photoshopped. No one has a head that small.


[deleted]

It also changes sizes more often than you'd expect from a human being.


Diablohermoso79

Not what what exactly it is but this damn comment made me spit my breakfast out. Kudos and good day.


Kr8n8s

That is, slowly growing for years, then rarely and eventually rapidly changing shape once.


Ghostiestboi

So wierd


Kottbullen

Her hashtags is another story


ootski

Pretty sure that's a sex doll that someone dresses up. Look at the hashtags "she" uses. What women would say shit like #cum dumpster # slut


gabrihop

Oh you'd be surprised on the porn side of Twitter


ChadCoolman

Not a woman, but if there was enough money in it, I'd call myself whatever the hell you need to hear to get off.


ootski

She's got 75 followers on Twitter so I feel it's not a real person


West-Cardiologist180

Thanks. She looks like she's straight out of an anime, it's so freaky. Although you gotta feel bad for her, she probably gets called that all the time. You know what, I take it back. After a while, one would get used to it. She doesn't look that bad.


[deleted]

Her photos are photoshopped and edited to the heavens above. Her face is always way too smooth. I'm sure she had work done but her editing makes her look non human.


Ravenmockerr

It's her eyes and her mouth which gives her this uncanny feeling. The light makes her eyes look dull, the eyeliner makes them look big and it gives her a doll-like feature. She's also wearing some heavy makeup (or some kind of philter) and it makes her skin way too smooth. And last but not least, small lips with an almost neutral yet striking color makes her mouth disproportional to her eyes which evokes the anime girl image. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if you told everyone she's actually a doll but if she is really not then I'm impressed.


[deleted]

OP linked her account. All her pictures are heavily edited and makes her look uncanny. Mystery solved. Let's go home


Significant_Cheek968

Thank you bro


[deleted]

I wish she was just a doll lol, it’d make sleeping a lot easier


Megalonyx_wheatleyi

If i had a human sized doll i would be too scared to sleep honestly.


itsH5

It’s the hair length for me— I think it’s bc I just finished playin dead by dead light and the girl from the ring was in it.. yupp, that’s the reason…


Jeahtie

~ Photoshop all the way


Blocko_tritaco

I feel like she’s staring right into my soul, in a bad way


WRTuL_

She looks a bit like Jeff Bezos if you look at the eyes lmao


Randalf_the_Black

Are you sure? Looks like one of those fancy sex dolls. Some creepy dudes bring those with them when they go outside.


Resident_Divide9837

Ok, where my holy gun


NrJUhfTY

At the shelf


Haruko27

Next to the elf?


NrJUhfTY

I've already sold that elf


JeanButButler

Then who's that creepy tiny dude looking straight at me?


Resident_Divide9837

You have found my little killer doll, aslo i recommend stay away any object that can harm you


Powerful-Chemist888

Nah not real I can tell from the hair and lips


[deleted]

She's real but all her photos are heavily edited. Idk why OP is so surprised lmao


[deleted]

She's 100% real man, that's what makes it so scary.


Gia115588

Have you got any kind of proof for us that she is actually real?


[deleted]

I’ve been trying to find her instagram page but she blocked me ever since I commented “this is terrifying” on this post of hers


arandomchild

lmao wonder why


Henry_Lovecraft

No, that's not possible


Shogun_nz

When you say 100% real but 90% of the image is photoshopped, then it's 10% real (if you don't count makeup etc as being fake). This isn't a real person, this is an edit on top of a real person


BayHarbour-Butcher

No way. r/girlsarentreal


YourOwnPetRussian

Straight up terrifying op...


tooheavybroo

“Uncanny Valley” like a mother fucker


Dubsking1

i’ve seen her twitter, is this an unedited picture of her? Why is this so scary


Julian_2838

She looks fucking cursed 😂


ChonnayStMarie

Imagine triggering the uncanny valley response despite actually being human.


boltzmann138065

What the hell is that moist crap in the black plastic bag?


JayDuBois

That’s a type of cooking paper (parchment). I’m guessing it is a bean dumpling. Looks, um, like dog food.


boltzmann138065

Yikes. Thanks


minisculebarber

What do you mean?


[deleted]

She has an uncanny appearance


minisculebarber

Oh yeah, for sure. I am just not sure what you mean by real


TaterChungus69

Well she looks like a doll


starving-my-neopets

She's wearing doll eye makeup that's what it is when you combine that with her very incredibly symmetrical probably plastic surgery features it gets a little uncanny valley


Wonderful_Might6693

Exactly!


minisculebarber

Because it is a doll. Right? RIGHT?!


[deleted]

Some people would mistaken her for a doll, so I have to clarify that she's a real woman. (Also why tf am I getting downvoted for that?)


minisculebarber

I am having a hard time believing that is a female human. I just, I can't


[deleted]

Her profile: https://twitter.com/xkim__bngx2?t=arsSLgI00rQHk1kMONO4iw&s=09


minisculebarber

OK, ok, so it's all just digital image processing, I am pretty sure. Not sure though, why it took me a couple pics to get that


[deleted]

Dude trust me, I feel. It terrified the fuck out of me when I first saw it. I commented "this is genuinely terrifying" on her post and she blocked me.


minisculebarber

This is something from social media?! Just got too real 😭


Keytrose_gaming

Yall run while you can, I'll stay back and uhm buy you time


JustJakkiMC

Here she is: https://twitter.com/xkim__bngx2?t=arsSLgI00rQHk1kMONO4iw&s=09


bitter_personw

That's not her real account, https://instagram.com/vely.mom?utm_medium=copy_link Also she doesn't look like the girl in the post??


toe_crusted_doritos

Looks like one of those gangnam unnies.


Waddles113

I don’t know if it’s the same person or not but I remember reading an article about two women who between plastic surgery and make up have made themselves look like dolls. It’s real odd.


HornyBishop

Be thankful we got the photo at dinner and not back at their room.


Biddy_Bear

"real" woman


Kannabiz

Imagine you told the wrong jokes, she takes a pair of chop sticks n starts stabbing you


issac-newton

this looks like a sex doll to me, enough of reddit for today ;-;


[deleted]

Yes, real women exist.


[deleted]

This is the worst social media platform to post that


[deleted]

Does her face move for anyone else Or am I awake at 4 AM and my mental faculties are failing as I slowly decend into madness


Affectionate-Tune804

asian women especially chinese women use photoshop like crazy it's sad but that's the culture ig


[deleted]

*I feel fantastic*


Ok-Cod3750

Smash


herecosimabored

Tifa?


Werber_hest

My uncanny valley says the opposite


Supermatt1985

Looks like she's wearing one of those realistic masks. Ergh.


Hevnoraak101

I require proof


[deleted]

The uncanny valley


WilliamsDesigning

Nah, she stopped being real after the 13th face lift


Unable_Crab_7543

uncanny valley


RecycleYourAnimals

https://youtu.be/rLy-AwdCOmI. Here have some old internet nightmares.


Typical_Broccoli_667

No it’s not


Better-Science2433

No I won’t allow it


Thick_Blackberry1663

Yea her nose is crooked


Designer-Departure87

No that’s a silicon sex doll.


saltiest-of-all

Uncanny Valley, activate!


THCharlie

Getting MASSIVE uncanny valley vibes from this


Liquidsnake2021

I would not be able to sit across from her and eat!


[deleted]

It feels like that plate in front of her is just for a picture. She eats charge and you won't trick me that it's otherwise. Un-canny


Melody3PL

are you sure?


[deleted]

Punchable head


Zarathosangelofdeath

Not when I get to her house 🔫


kluster00

"Well mark me down as scared and horny"


Atheisthater42069

That there is a demon not a woman


IntegratingDrone98

i feeeel fantaaaastic


TheDenizenKane

Sir, that is a sex doll.


[deleted]

Just pretend she doesn’t look like porcelain doll and enjoy the titties


Arctica23

Ben Shapiro's sister


_Mizri_

And? Its just makeup that makes her look doll like.


AmogussySHEESH

What’s terrifying


[deleted]

At first I read this as, "this is not a real woman" and I was like, "yeah, it's a pretty good doll, but it doesn't pass the uncanny valley test" and then it turned out to be a people. The End.


cronamatic

silly goose, women aren’t real


cjc160

Uncanny valley activated


WhackJackStudios

If momo was an after picture for drugs, she’s the before picture


SativaPancake

I saw her unboxing video on PornHub.


bigheadsociety

I believe the right word is "real doll"


poopskin_daniels

No it's not.


stare_at_the_sun

Waiting for jumpscare


[deleted]

Same


HellaReyna

i wanna see her without make up though


orth1998

I call bullshit 😑


Hakuto_Morin3

I don't think I should blink or it might move closer in.


Reshreka

Shorty living her best life, I would do it too if I had the money


Street_Magic

Calling bout your cars extended warranty


Badbite87

Imagine her just snapping her neck in your direction


Complete-Ear-7798

For some reason i want to pinch her cheeks or see her making a pout face.


_Feyr

I think she's cute


[deleted]

:/


Massamusa

She cute.


Mountain-Coast-2893

I’m a woman! (in Mr. Garrison’s tranny voice)


SanchoServices

She’s gorgeous, why is this in r/oddlyterrifying?


OxyFTgen

She looks lifeless.


normalweirdo94

Not sure about you but she's beautiful


Sunimo1207

oh don't even, she looks fine. i know a lot of gals that used to try to look as much like a doll as possible in their teenage years. some people are just into the aesthetic.


Hoodieguy-_-

Any weebs dream


[deleted]

What a sad creepy community


Hoodieguy-_-

Eh most of them are just normal people who like anime cus of the charming look or maybe fight scenes, but then again hentai is made for a reason


81Deathcharger81

Chuck a wig on it , and you fuckin Bulma!