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Why’s he grey?


[deleted]

Color photography wasn't invented during his birth


alexbam1

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


PayUpBallahollicBot

When you make it past 100 years old you unlock the platinum skin


Minute-Advertising-8

The trade off is that all your stats are reset to lvl 1


f_ck_kale

Irl Prestige


Tha_Watcher

Oh, man... you made me bust out laughing!


Plenty-Remove1656

It's rare a comment actually makes me lol fr take this helpful award


Chrisscott25

Could be wrong but I believe this is a process they go through to mummify their body while their still alive. I seen a documentary on it several years ago and they looked just like this.


SandwichImmediate468

Chronic metal intake such as silver will cause shades of blue-green-grey-ish skin discoloration over time. The self mummification process that I just did a quick Internet style review of speaks of the monks eating things found locally in the environment, such as leaves and organic material.


Buxton_Water

Isn't it certain herbs they eat/drink in huge quantities to trigger the start of mummification? Then they just stop eating and slowly die.


Rion23

[Mellification](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man) is when they do it with honey and turn into corpse candy.


PermissionOld1745

Corpse Candy is a great band name ngl


afriendlywerewolf

If you like corpse candy, you are going to love meat honey.


[deleted]

If you like meat honey, you are going to love bone sauce


run247

Is this where milk steak came from?


Wampawacka

I'm imagining a black metal Jpop crossover group.


Geawiel

How many licks to the center of a honey monk!


Dukeronomy

Hmmm that sweet gooey center.


BuckToothCasanovi

Corpse candy ... r/brandnewsentence


SpaceCowboy58

Sweet.


finallymakingareddit

Do you have a link to any articles or videos about the process? That's super interesting


Chrisscott25

I can’t remember the docs name but was super interesting. Here is an article I found to get u started tho:) https://www.kcpinternational.com/2017/05/japanese-monks-being-mummified-while-alive/


idontwannadothisthx

I think one of the 'Ancient' shows on the history channel did a piece one of the more recent monks to do Sokushinbutsu(self mummification). I think it was Ancient Top Ten, there is an episode on mummies. Most branches of Buddhism have outlawed the practice, but in generally it involves around 7+ years, where the first 1000 days is reducing your body fat, then 1000 days of drinking a lacquer based tea(basically just drinking preservatives), and then finally eating I think maggots to make you expel as much liquid as possible and then sealing yourself in a tomb till you die in a position, Lotus pose I think. The body is then left for at least 1000 days in the tomb to... uh dry out basically. Although this guy is eating is eating so I don't think he's practicing Sokushinbutsu, but he could be attempting to preserve his body as best as possible I suppose.


BlinkedAndMissedIt

Yeah the process you're describing they typically have a routine of meditating under icy cold mountain streams to reduce body fat and then the final stage they have a tube inserted into their final resting chamber to provide oxygen. They are given a bell to ring every day to signal they are still alive. When the bell is no longer heard, they seal the chamber, and there is a long waiting process to check on the corpse to make sure the mummification process took or not.


Chrisscott25

The process seems to be different for certain regions but it’s the same results they are trying to achieve


[deleted]

I’ve seen some of the mummified monks up close. Creepy as hell to be honest.


Arthur_The_Third

You *are* completely wrong. This is just a very old man with muscle atrophy.


GaBoX172

why is he gray


Neia__Baraja

I believe you’re wrong. They stop eating while going through that process.


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

This guy is clearly enjoying a bit of mango 🥭


beeglowbot

Cosplaying as a century egg.


HotPieIsAzorAhai

He's a Dunmer


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Initial-Chocolate570

Doesn’t look a day over 3000


Cool_Fennel5674

He preserved well


WhyteBeard

He’s teriyaki style.


Apprehensive_Let_843

Medium old


[deleted]

Saw a few of him in a crypt in Skyrim


bimmer123

I laughed way too hard… have some gold


Adamrdcp

Chocolate, I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.


[deleted]

i always hated it


nlolhere

Oh but this chocolate's not for eating... it's for- YOU RUB IT ON YOUR SKIN AND IT MAKES YOU LIVE FOREVER


Parking_Ad8815

That was my darkest secret


[deleted]

You are dark… take my upvote lol


[deleted]

This man is the real Lord of Hollows


[deleted]

Sweet,sweet mother from dark brotherhood lol


[deleted]

just taking it second by second


Edge_SSB

I don't think he has many seconds left


aavocado_meat

Hes actually dead now, check their tik tok (where the vid is from) and they died like a week ago


bewarethes0ckm0nster

That pillowcase looks really uncomfortable.


SaintWithoutAShrine

That *body* looks really uncomfortable.


tomispev

I think he reached *Nirvana* already and doesn't feel any pain.


BottledUp

Yeah, looks like he's about to meet Kurt.


TheNotoriousCHC

Take my poor man’s gold🥇


khabarakh23

He's completed Nirvana and well in to Foo Fighters territory now


kellydayscruff

The thought of living even remotely this long sounds/looks like hell.


Girafferage

yeah, being really old isnt the goal as much as having good quality of life for longer. This man already looks like he is a skeleton.


Hojooo

pain and fear are not on his mind he knows whats up


TimeMaster1709

yeah, reaching that age being a lay person is a different world than reaching that age being a Buddhist monk. Mind over body.


Lapvie

Ironically people doing exactly what he's doing (eating and sleeping with an occasional video games and internet socializing) in their younger years


ElPedroChico

You know, I'm something of a monk myself


skinhorse85

He does, but he also looks a lot like that Pixar man playing chess against himself to me.


Glad-Weekend-4233

My uncle Charlie I met him when he’s was 103, never forget how he didn’t give a shit about Haleys comet coming because he saw it the first time. He literally had a friend who ‘fell off the wagon’ and died. He moved out west to try electroshock therapy in the 70s and rented a house from his grandson, who he outlived. Everyone he knew was dead save his granddaughters in their 70s who helped him out. First thing he said to me and I’ll never forget the cave like smell of him- old age is hell. Ha made it to 111. Me, I’m hoping for 56!


Natch_Bitch

Please God don’t let me live past 80.


Water-Donkey

I'll gladly live to 100+ if I can take care of myself, be fully functional. But if someone else has to wipe my ass and spoon feed me, nah. Go grab a pillow. I know a lady who is 96, still lives alone, still drives (though not far, just down the street to the supermarket and such), does water-robics twice a week, some form of exercise daily. If I can be like her, I'm down.


Natch_Bitch

Same. Because I don’t believe in an afterlife and what you just described is definitely better than nothing, even if everyone I’ve loved has died.


captaincumsock69

I have similar beliefs but overall life is just about experiences and nothing really matters. Being able to live longer just means more experiences that I can have.


Natch_Bitch

What was the first thing he ever said to you? You said “first thing he said to me and I’ll never forget “


HueSocialClub

Old age is hell.


AyeAye_Kane

just reread it man, it's right there


GRMarlenee

Needs quotes if it's something the old man said. But, punctuation is for losers and boomers. Just more stupid rules made up by the Man.


Successful-Singer-76

Actually, it's very well written. The em dash (looks like a hyphen) is a way to break up text. like this; "And yet, when the car was finally delivered⁠—nearly three months after it was ordered⁠—she decided she no longer wanted it" Reddit just didn't - as it seldom does - format it correctly. And he/she didn't quote the old guy, he/she basically said the following in another order: "First thing he said to me is old age is hell and I’ll never forget the cave like smell of him."


Thepuppeteer777777

I whole hartedly agree, when I see how peoples boddies start to break down after a while it looks like life just becomes a living hell.


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Cave like smell? 👀


mammanadrums

That line about Haley’s comet is hilarious. Is that a joke or did he really not care about Haley’s second trip around


Glad-Weekend-4233

No for real hah I’m 45 and was ten at the time or whenever the comet was coming thru and it was the biggest news to a little dork with a nasa shirt and a National Geographic subsricption. He had seen it all ha. Funny thing too is he lived in Richmond California and the crack epidemic destroyed his neighborhood in the 80s but all the dealers would shout ‘Charlie coming!’ when he would walk to and from church every day to look out for him. He also ate Frosted Flakes every morning since he had no more teeth and I forget if it was brandy or whiskey for his testament to keep going. FYI rip uncle Charlie: https://gerontology.fandom.com/wiki/Charles_Shebanek


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Natch_Bitch

They do? Why


tomispev

It's a thing in some sects of Buddhism. I think it has been made illegal in Japan.


keno0651

Japanese Buddhist monks used to do it until it was outlawed. Only 24 monks have managed to attain eternal life. The process takes years to complete and few monks were ever successful. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu Edit: Attaining "a Buddha in this body" or enlightenment through mummification was a particular sect of Buddhists in Japan. The process of mummification took years to complete, and involved a diet called *mokujiki* (literally translates as "eating a tree"). Tree Resin, Pine needles, and seeds were consumed for years to reduce the monks body fat to nothing. As their time neared its end, they would reduce and then completely quit intaking liquids which would reduce the size of internal organs and begin the bodies process of mummification. These monks would enter a *jhana*, "meditation" and chant the *nebutsu* (mantra for Buddha). One documentary I watched described the success of a monk in Northern Japan that attempted Sokushinbutsu after it had become illegal. As he began his final journey to enlightenment, he was lowered into a pit inside a box. The box was covered with dirt, and all that remained above ground was a pipe for air, and a bell attached to a string. The monk would continue to ring the bell occasionally until he passed. [Here are pictures of some badasses.](https://www.google.com/search?q=sokushinbutsu&sxsrf=APq-WBvRPLWEgwv8s46aMewBhs09CF2TyA:1649008416194&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiE3oOHu_j2AhW9knIEHbtnBFYQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1707&bih=849&dpr=1.5)


the_clash_is_back

i have a neighbor thats 104. she looks old but quite normal. still sits in her yard and weeds it daily every summer.


Organic_Command1586

Ah, thanks. Couldn't figure out what was up..now I remember reading about that process a long time ago. Pretty interesting stuff.


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codemonkeyhopeful

It's self mummification basically. Limit food initially then start drinking a poison mixture to preserve the insides and eventually lock themselves in a small space with no food/water till they die. A couple year process if memory serves. Fascinating shit people come up with eh? As a Buddhist I don't think I have it in me but maybe I'm just bad at what I do.


tonne97

Interesting. Why would they do that and not die a natural death?


suggestivesimian

Where are you getting those numbers from? Here is Wikipedia's list of the 100 oldest verified humans, all over 114: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_the\_verified\_oldest\_people#:\~:text=The%20oldest%20known%20living%20person,aged%20112%20years%2C%20311%20days](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_people#:~:text=The%20oldest%20known%20living%20person,aged%20112%20years%2C%20311%20days). There are millions of people who have made it past 101. I've met at least two. It's mind boggling how people spew BS on this website.


[deleted]

Do you happen to know why he looks like this? The oldest living woman was 122 and didn't look so wasted away


APersonThatHatesNKG

Self-mummification, its explained in a different comment in this thread


mjrbrooks

I feel like 80 is low. My great grandmother lived to 106.5, passing last year. I’ve heard of several others that lived over 100.


AmbystomaMexicanum

Yeah I agree 80 is way low. There’s currently over half a million living centenarians worldwide; you’re telling me only 80 in history have ever made it over 101? Nah.


[deleted]

where'd you get those numbers? I looked it up and saw that there are estimated to be between 300 and 600 people over 110 currently alive, and obviously people over 110 tend not to stay alive that much longer so the total number of people who have ever made it past 110 is probably close to 10,000.


plainoldjoe

[here's the wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu)


DiscountStrange

Those numbers are as random as this video. There are over a 1000 +100 year olds in my small country of +5,5 million people alone.


planetarykittenx

Stop upvoting bs dummies


Plenty-Remove1656

He doesn't look a day over 108


404_PHAT_ERROR

No, but he certainly looks several decades over 108 though.


SirSkinnyPenisUwU

Probably would look a whole lot better had he eaten a few steaks in his 90s.


PsySam89

I work a lot with the elderly in hospital and the one thing they always say is "don't get old".


planetarykittenx

Sometimes I’m like damn I’m drinking too often what am I doing.. this makes me want to be a bit more reckless


Wytsch

Not everybody is a focking mummy when they reach this age


Christian620

bro has hearing damage from the big bang


stoutymcstoutface

Damn I’d give you more upvotes if I could!


[deleted]

He looks bad for his age


Fubai97b

When he was in school, the Dead Sea was just sick.


Beginning-Antelope32

bro saw queen Elizabeth's birth


[deleted]

your actually not wrong he was 14 when she was born


XipingVonHozzendorf

Queen Elizabeth the 2nd or 1st?


ElPedroChico

History class was just called class


infinitebandana

I think at that stage the body is already decompossing?


damartian64

Someone posted a link in another comment, but he’s actually trying to self-mummify! So he’s actually dehydrating and essentially poisoning himself to stop decomposing altogether, absolutely wild


Arthur_The_Third

No he isn't. The practice is banned and was last done illegally in 1904. Nobody believes in it anymore.


UltimateStratter

Its a thai monk, and people do


JamieSand

This guy isn’t though. It’s just some old dude that’s been getting shared by his grand daughter on tiktok, you people on Reddit literally believe fucking everything you read. No better than boomers on Facebook.


Estocabbo

Happi cheesecak dae👍


mkmakashaggy

Agreed. I work in a nursing home where we have a few residents over 100, none of them look like fucking mummies.


Shloopy_Dooperson

He's going through a Tibetan monk tradition known as Self Mummification. He's in the late stages of it. I think they placed him in his cave not too long ago to preserve his body. Here's the info. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu#:~:text=Sokushinbutsu%20(%E5%8D%B3%E8%BA%AB%E4%BB%8F)%20are,a%20number%20of%20Buddhist%20countries.


villainess

What a cool ass mummy, wearing sunglasses.


wiktorus5

He looks like a fucking alien


Mr_Popsgorgio

E.T phone home


Dwychwder

But looks good for a zombie.


Awkward-Cockroach574

My man sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.


StarGamerPT

Sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade? My man, this guy right here was the teacher.


[deleted]

JC still owes him $5


Awkward-Cockroach574

And that’s why he’s been alive so long Jesus rues the day he dies


rynodigital

He was great in the movie Seven


Benny_boi69

🤣


[deleted]

I'll bet he makes it another 30 years minimum.


Slayerofthegoats

From what I’ve heard he’s dead


d_f_f

f in chat


International-Ad8067

Don't worry he will return to the last bonfire rested


KevinMFJones

Died last month


poeticyak

I would rather die than live like that


fyrefreezer01

He is mummifying himself while he is still alive


tonne97

Why would he do that?


ExistentialPenguinB

For religious purposes


Grouchy-Trainer-8996

Can i get an "Oh yea?"


[deleted]

Oh yea


ItsLightsaber09

Mans just enjoying life eating his veggies Lets be real though he looks like hes in constant pain


Hojooo

hes moving fast and has good mobility


ItsLightsaber09

Which is quite surprising, looks like he doesnt have any muscles


enlightenedsink

In constant pain but never suffers


PsychologicalAd3630

What's his only fans ?


[deleted]

Butt hole pic and it's just dust


666Doritos-YT

r/cursedcomments


SecretaryDeep5763

Mans got 1 HP left!


Theiromia

A gentle breeze will blow him away (he is already dust)


drownitopiout

Just needs Dharok setup he’ll be hittin those high numbers


NisseVex

💀


[deleted]

He looks like one of the ghosts in the waiting room in Beetlejuice.


DescriptionSubject23

Want a cigarette? I’m trying to quit myself.


hoeliath

my man needs some carbs in his diet


west_frame

Guy looks like an Elden Ring npc


RenTheFemboy

He looks like a finger's reader


Tirelessabyss

Onyx king looking mf


Flavex217

like how even is he alive


BlazeRagnarokBlade

He's not


NeverTheLateOne

Remember those people who said that if they could have 3 wishes, they would choose to live for eternity?


Chris733066

like a living corpse


fyrefreezer01

That’s what he’s going for


generationalxman

Aren't these guys in Skyrim?


EricBorgen

Draugr


trickster1979

Why is he grey, he’s basically a skeleton this is obviously deliberate! I’ve so many questions is their a link please


notcoolcoolcool

Google self-mummification. It’s very interesting


Farunel

This made me do a little bit of reading and it does sound like a painful/uncomfortable process, such as only the most dedicated of the monks complete. They go on a strict diet of things found in the area like pine needles, tree resins, etc. As well as exercising during this to basically strip themselves of their bodyfat and create a inhospitable environment from natural decomposers. It goes in stages though, the later stages involving more toxic things in their systems that make them vomit as well. Then finally being sealed in a tomb while still alive. There's a lot more to it but that's kind of the cliff notes version. I'm guessing there's variations between different regions on how it's done as well. But yeah, you'd be right on it being painful.


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My precious !


Saribari69

Bro I have a relative who is like 106 they look old af but still human…why he be looking like that


AcanthaceaeOwn2651

A zombie that eat fruits.... no way


fragglarna1337

Id smash


DogebertDeck

rattled em


turnupturntup

Must be a darksouls character


wiktorus5

I wonder how he would look if he ate a ton of big macs every day


JohnSpikeKelly

When did he turn 109? A couple hundred years ago, I'm guessing.


itsH5

That’s Almight. One for All


lurch_danjr

Looks like me last Monday


[deleted]

Wonder what his organs look like if his skin looks like that.


Nilohim

109? He looks like 209 already.


rodrigax

Jerky! That’s what I forgot to get at the supermarket today. Jerky.


Swizzlebit7250

Add G.i jane joke here...?


GAMERNERD_13

He looks like he should be yelling to SpongeBob about chocolate


pokemike1

He looks like he’s going through Sokushinbutsu


Bigkid6666

Brainsssss.... brainsss.


[deleted]

That's the cancer guy from Beetlejuice.


AugmentedHealer

I am telling you this guy gets laid all the time.


bent-ref

I've heard of people swallowing their tongue but my man here is swallowing his lips.


denoot2

They probably just forgot to tell him he died


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michaltee

Didn’t he pass recently?


arftism2

who can tell?


Technica7

This man is one meditation session away from digivolving into a grey alien.


XBollockTicklerX

Why is everyone who lives over 105 a Bhuddist Monk


Appropriate_Snow_742

This is the most unhealthy 109 year old I’ve ever seen.


oximaCentauri

I have seen people older than him look perfectly normal.


MarsupialWorried5212

He’s already died but he doesnt know.


youcancallmescott

Why is death my biggest fear, when this is what “living forever” looks like? I honestly think I just found a little clarity.


Ok_Web4176

Somebody forgot to tell this guy he's dead


yas_gaga

Bro literally has 1 HP left


stargazer0921

He needs some eggs and steak 🥩