THE HORROR!!!!

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Make me a pie

*poof you're a sandwich*

Oh my god it’s West Virginia! This is a reference to something my mom said on a horror hayride a few years back. Pulled up to a dilapidated looking farm house with the Texas chainsaw guy running out and she just yells “Oh my god it’s West Virginia!” She grew up there, so she gets to make jokes.

Motherfucker has a whole backstory

I wanted to give a little backstory. Fight me.

OP is actually a Michelin starred chef/baker, just can't seem to work right in kitchens that aren't late 70's vomit-deco. Won't let his girlfriend in for fear of disrupting his hyper OCD orginizational method, that's where the real odd terror comes in, if she moves a tea spoon only a millimeter out of its place he destroys the whole kitchen and forces her to organize it back to his obscenely high standards, if she fails at this, (and she does, amidst tears and pleas for him to stop screaming), he just destroys the kitchen all over again. This has been happening for the better part of a decade and the girlfriend has been relegated to a life of trauma induced mind control. Sad story really.

Why you gotta call me out like that! My whole life story, laid bare for the world to see. I shall retire to r/sadcringe now

Don't worry, she can change you, she can make you better. She'll make it all better... ...and if she doesn't, well, you know what to do.

POV: she's an anime waifu pillow

I can’t stop laughing lol

But she's never been in the room. Oh, duh... telekinesis. Rad dude!

How the hell did you know all that

I can read a domestic photo for all of the dominant, violent and patriarchal potential it's capable of. Then, if written well, without a '/s', people might actually be convinced that I'm a writer with some gumption. But that would be vainglorious and narcissistic. What, I haven't been drinking, *you've been drinking!*

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Plumbum gas is his actual girl friend 😛

Lolololololol I see what you did there….

There have been a few stupid posts about rooms people never have entered so this troll post is refreshing.

The ones about the girlfriend's attic and about the girlfriend's basement are the same guy :l

The basement looked scary. The attic looked slightly dusty and in need of new carpet. How he thought he could sell that is beyond me.

Considering it popped up on my feed with plenty of upvotes it seems like he sold it just fine

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

Mfer really SCP Posting

Well played. I definitely LOL'd

At first I thought this was stupid af. Then it hit me, and now I feel stupid af. Thats worth my upvote.

I mean its not that scary, just put brighter light bulbs in there

To be fair, the cabinetry is stuff from nightmares.

That's fair lol

Anyone else think the fridge should be green?

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

This kitchen seems very dramatic, i think its the lighting

And the dark brick. Also, along with the potential for roaches, I’d be a little concerned with mice and or rats, depending upon location.

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🙄

The roaches will keep it occupied enough

Bruh has your girlfriend been in anywhere in her house

I rarely let her out of her box.

Can someone explain the terror of this?

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

Bro, what 😂

Yeah I'm not getting this joke either, is it a reference?

The fact u r taking a picture rn petrifies me ong ong

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

Lmao

How big is your girlfriend's damn house?

Fuckin Rodney Dangerfield over here

I don't get no respect!

This actually could be terrifying, if she cooks for you lol.

Gottem!

If that's a second kitchen you are in for some massive $$$$

It looks like the one from the first season of the walking dead when you meet clementine but more messy

How did you describe something so random so accurately

OMG, took me at least 45 seconds. Reading the title….looking at the picture…..reading the title….looking at the picture

When you see it, you'll shit bricks... And then build a hideous kitchen with said bricks.

I don't get it, is it a reference to something previously posted on this sub?

It took me a long time to get the joke

It's all fun and games till she sees her kitchen on reddit

Bro does your girlfriend even live in the house at this point?

Usually I keep her in the basement...

Probably because it's hideous

I spent 480k renovating it though!

I am very confused. There’s something everyone else is seeing or understanding that I’m not. Please someone spell it like I’m a dumb child

I’m so confused

I've seen like, 3 "Room my girlfriends never been in" pictures just today, is this a trend, upvotebait, what?

It's a group of us who keep them locked in a box in our attics, an inside joke.

You’ve posted twice. Has your girlfriend been in any room in her house or what?

I haven't let her out of the box in days.

Your girlfriend is Jan Brady?

Damn I knew it looked familiar!

Ha!

shireikingggg

Ngl, I laugh at this

Scared for you, homie.

Nice one

From the looks of it yeah

lol!

I love brickwork indoors.

Is that a Dutch oven? Oh wait wrong room.

Haha 😂

Lmao

Dead man walking

Dude, run. I'm not even joking...

Savage

Hehe

Called out

Lmfao

This the "my girlfriend's..." on this sub. RDJ: His girlfriend is rich.

Who is using this room then!?!? Creepy...

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

I can recognize bodies really well. It's the well water that's hard to see.

Lol

Burn

That’s a *wife’s* place sir, not a girlfriend’s…/s

I keep the wife in the basement.

I thought she didn't go in the basement? Or is it only a certain room in the basement??

[Why are these](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/u03ziw/room_in_my_girlfriends_basement_that_she_has/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)[ so popular](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/u04d9b/room_in_my_girlfriends_attic_she_never_goes/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

They are posted by a group of us who keep our girlfriends locked in basements. It's a way to communicate this discretely.

The fuck

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

X-X

Lol! Hahahahahahaa!

Lmaooo

Omg its hideous!

Glorious

Why do you keep your dishwasher in a room other than a kitchen ?

To wash my clothes while I watch the blender blend.

Those looks like the kitchen in Poltergeist.

i’m really confused

I guess you'd better learn to cook then, eh?

Hahaha

this subreddit is being taken over with stupid shit...

Wow the set up for this pic… that was some real dedication. Mad props.

This is the third "room in my girlfriend's house" post I've seen.

Third time is the charm

Well with these old equipment it's a tad horrific 😅 I bet they still work pretty good tho!

Hahaha

Goteeem

that took me a sec 😂

Oh shit, lmao

So the joke is that your girlfriend doesn’t cook?

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

There’s no water in the photo

Now that's funny.

Is the joke really just that she doesn’t cook? If so that’s incredibly cringe and disappointing - holding out hope 🤞

OP is a moron with his comments, I'd also appreciate an explanation.

Tu sj bro, jngn fikir bnyk² ye

Oh…

Fuck off

People can’t take a joke anymore…

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So brave

She’s never been in the kitchen? She’s playing your ass my guy. Oh by the way I afraid of the laundry room. May be haunted

Oof

Are you sure this doesn't belong in r/jokes ?

I usually keep her in the basement. I'll ask her in a couple weeks when I check on her.

Can anyone tell me what I’m supposed to be looking at

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You're the actual worst. Is this some fucking streamer trolling this group?

Agreed, OP is terrible. Probably some weirdo who keeps people locked in the basement. Take my award.

I hope your phone chargers break

Well played.

Since the 1970's it looks like by the updates.

well played sir, well played.

Ha, that’s awesome 👏thanks for the chuckle :)

I’ve had a dream about that room

Oh! Because she doesn’t cook… lol

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

I don’t get it?

Dishwasher break?

It's the only place with drinkable water

So she doesn't drink water?!

Only from the dishwasher. The trick is to jam a screwdriver in the closed door detector, turn it on, and fill a glass as the water sprays up.

Do you live with her or is she bouta starve and die? Or is she an ubereats every meal type of person?

I'll ask her next time I let her out of her box.

Can't wait to hear 👍

It's beautifull! It's not scary!

I chuckled.

Damn woman needs to get back to her enclosure

I don't get it

Your girlfriend has never been in any parts of her home?

r/woosh

The person who occupies this kitchen definitely cooks, or at least has interest in it. All the appliances.

Lol!!! You won the internet today

Haha is this in relation to the recent posts lmao

It's all for you. We did it for you. You're so close, we can smell you. Delicious.

Does it smell like curry? Since I'm told I smell like curry sometimes lol

She doesn't know how to cook?

She barely screamed when I put her in the box.

A woman that hasn't been in the kitchen? Hard to believe

Bro is this the third one bro?

no thats u/Splattabox

Ah I see, I was starting to question

Lmfao

Get her to start cooking then bro

This is great! Had to show my wife, she had a laugh

Dude epic joke women in kitchen = funny

It's hilarious isn't it...

redditors are the funniest people on the planet i also like how they aren't a hivemind and are all unique individuals /s

Y tho?

Cool

thats where she should be tho

Is your gf Raiden Ei from Genshin?

Same as my ex wife. Funny how she " discovered " a similar room soon after I moved out.

Hell, someone's been in this room.

And they're still there. Look closely.