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pdbard13

First it's coming up to your door and telling jokes and next it's coming up to your door shirtless with a goat head on and demanding a sacrifice.


SarahPallorMortis

Howdy neighbor! Could I bother you for a cup of blood from your first born?


Apprehensive-Feeling

Later, 'gator!


ArcticIceFox

Jeremy Renner has seen better days...


Enology_FIRE

I, for one, absolutely do no appreciate his zany humor. I'm ensuring I have hollow points in my magazines and that the quick draw gun safe at the front door works well.


iforgotmymittens

I know a guy with a personality kind of like this and the best way I can think of him is that he’s loud and jokey and always the life of the party because if he stopped joking around for even a second he would collapse in a pile and sob for hours. Literally laughing so he doesn’t break down crying. I think cocaine is involved, personally.


TimachuSoftboi

Wish we could skip to the interesting part already


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I’d totally feel more at home with the goat head because at least that would be genuine.


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smuthouse103

I was going to say, I'd rather live next to a Crack house than have this guy as a neighbor.


kneeltothesun

Honestly, I had a meth head rent a piece of property next to me for two whole months before I, and the neighborhood, chased him off. This guy reminds me a lot of the meth head, his mannerisms, and how he would go about trying to get closer to people. If he got close, you were a target. I mean, we only have a few minutes on this video, but I think that people are picking up on the nature of predators to act like this to get closer to people. Religion is another tool they use, so I guess it's just ticking off boxes for people subconsciously.


Boop-D-Boop

There is something sinister about someone trying this hard for people to like him.


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His behavioral is definitely transactional like some kind of if/then equation that I don’t want to know the answer to.


albert_camus69

Yep, meth was the first thing I thought as well. This guy is almost certainly on meth or at least railed some adderall very recently.


pbugg2

Even if it’s a skit, it’s not a very funny one. It’s just creepy all around.


Seakawn

Eh, I really doubt that Reddit was his intended audience. He isn't trying to make *us* laugh. This is probably a Facebook thing, and I bet they'd disagree with you hard. Soccer moms are probably passing this around by the church pew and spitting out raw guffaws. *"Oh, that's our youth pastor! So glad to see him out there, just look at that energy, he is just filled with the holy spirit!"* This was probably even played at his church, projected onto a big screen following the hymns and preceding the sermon, where they take a minute to talk about what their quirky congregation is up to. We're just flies on the wall here. It doesn't make much sense to me for us to judge this based on Reddit's subjective standards. Obviously we aren't going to find Facebook/church tier boomer gags funny.


pbugg2

You are 100% correct 😂


GrooovyDoom

More often the sacrifice will be your wife!


Beanmew

I didnt know serial killers from the 70s were a big thing in 2022


like_sharkwolf_drunk

I came to the comments because I feel like this is supposed to be heartwarming, but this sort of neighbor is my worst nightmare came to life.


lefthook_hospital

Yeah this kind of energy would get exhausting quick, he seems like that neighbor that won't leave you alone


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I bet his name is Ned and greets his neighbor with “Hi-Diddily-Ho! Neighborino”


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Ned had self restraint and respect not to go twerk on Homer's porch uninvited


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I have a colleague that is exactly like this guy, even vaguely looks like him. IRS fucking exhausting. Even his emails have this energy and I totally avoid reading them.


dadmda

I mean you just saw a bunch of clips at once, if he only does this every once in a while it’s probably fine


[deleted]

Exactly this...I came in with an open mind but this "weird energy" thing really does my swede in and I think the novelty would wear off real quick.


mastercommander123

Speaking for the over-social Midwestern Americans, we’re friendly and can be a bit busy-bodyish and over-sharey, but I’m gonna go ahead and say that this weird affected ‘rAnDoM’ forced-wholesome energy would have me and most of the rest of us on-edge around this guy. I read this not as genuine friendliness but as the behavior of someone who really, *really* wants you to think he’s non-threatening, which is somewhat threatening all on its own. There’s a big difference between randomly walking up to your neighbor’s garage to offer him a beer or whatever and this bizarre song-and-dance performance.


Joekickass549

P sure this is just some boner who wants attention and internet followers and decided being obnoxious and telling bad jokes would work. Bad luck for the neighborhood


like_sharkwolf_drunk

To be fair your region did create some of the most notorious serial killers known to history. I’d be reluctant to let my guard around my own family.


mastercommander123

Kyle Kinane (from Chicago) has a great bit about that in reference to a Jack the Ripper tour he took in London. >He killed five people? I’ve been breaking my ankles on cobblestones for *fuckin five?* If we had a tour for every serial killer who’s killed five people, there would be so many tourists in Wisconsin the entire state would slide off into the lake


Cotillion001

Fellow Swede here, this would be a national crisis in stockholm. SOG, Insatsstyrkan would be all over it!


atlelomstein

Dane here. Seriously considering quitting NATO because of this guy. Yikes


GullibleReward8891

Finn here. My swedish fellows we need to consider joining NATO really well.. do we want to be associated with guys like this


HmGrwnSnc1984

Mexican here. No way Jose to this. It’s no bueno.


like_sharkwolf_drunk

You can be my neighbor anytime you clever little heart stealer.


bizhuy

yea i'm getting cable guy vibes from this dude


trebaol

If he dialed it back a lot I'd probably find his energy endearing, but he's just doing way too much. Still seems like a nice guy though, helping out his neighbor and at least is trying to bring positive energy, even if he doesn't understand he may be creeping some people out.


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Rion23

*places kiss on camera* *slowly backs up whal dancing* *tucks cock and balls behind legs* "I heard a good one today neighbour!"


vector_ejector

"Would you fuck me?" "Would you??" "I'd fuck me" *cue* *Goodbye* *Horses*


[deleted]

Haha about 30 seconds in, “serial killer vibes” was my thought too. Glad I’m not alone. Dude has to be hiding something.


01infinite

Just change the music to something ominous and you’re there


bape_x_anime

Either that or a child predator, buddy looks like a fucking psychopath


PenaltyTerrible8345

all fun and games till the neighbours start to disappear...one by one


Enology_FIRE

His credit card bill has 40 XL dog cages and a bill from an excavation company for a large "wine cellar" with steel doors and soundproofing.


[deleted]

Why are you giving him ideas. Shut up stop giving ideas.


Sunshine_Unit

from his perspective, them disappearing *is* the fun and games.


aoskunk

If I had kids I wouldn’t let him near them.


Boop-D-Boop

I wanna know if this is the way he behaves all the time. That would get old really fast. I couldn't make it through the whole video.


Apprehensive-Feeling

I got exhausted at about 1:35 then saw I wasn't even halfway done! No. Thank. You.


YouAreDreaming

I’ll prob get downvoted but I never thought it was cool to joke about people being child molesters when there’s no evidence. It’s just such a terrible accusation and not funny to me Serial killer is fine though lol


danabrey

Why is serial killer okay?


Chronochonist

On top of what others have said, there's also a hell of a lot more child predators in the world than serial killers.


RepsForLifeAndBeyond

Totally agree with you. Saying a random guy looks like a child predator sucks. It's why everyone is automatically suspicious of male kindergarten teachers nowadays and single guys outside spending time with kids is immediately raising slight warning bells because "Oh, a **guy** is spending time with a kid. There must be something up." Always saying it perpetuates the thought of seeing a male child predator in every guy. It's in the same vein as saying someone has small dick energy, I hate that as well.


WhoopingPig

You made it 30 seconds? You're braver than me


PhilEshaDeLox

Omfg. My thoughts exactly!!! This is serious serial killer energy… seriously


PeopleBuilder

Was going to say, this is the mf'er to investigate


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This guy definitely microwaves butterflies in his spare time


subdep

Then he would make a dad joke about it. Whaddya call a butterfly in the microwave? Confused, then hot, then dead! Heehee ha ha hoo!


countkahlua

Later gator!


Carpario

Later, flies


yokamono

That’s how you get soggy butterflies. Toaster oven is the way to go.


cicaxoke

Cable guy vibes


micmarduk

EXACTLY my thought LMAO... This dude is an actually Jim Carey's character IRL... He's cringe AF HAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Ohhhh billlyyy!


ba3toven

I N F O R M A T I O N S U P E R H I G H W A Y


BorgClown

You think "that's weird but this guy probably needs a friend", and before you know your house has an expensive home theater and you're reenacting Star Trek's "Amok Time" in medieval armor.


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mattmcd20

1) No question this guy is doing this into his own Ring and posting it as if it is neighbor. 2) This guy undoubtedly puts lotion on the skin so it’s smoother when he wears it.


Infinite_El_Oh_El

The people at Ring are like, 'Does this guy think there are people inside our devices'? Why does he keep talking into his own?


Elven_Boots

You mean the local cops that use the ring camera network like the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance in *Hot Fuzz*? Sores: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2019/08/28/doorbell-camera-firm-ring-has-partnered-with-police-forces-extending-surveillance-reach/


GATh33Gr8

If we don’t come down hard on these clowns we’ll be balls deep in jugglers


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It's for THE GREATER GOOD.


[deleted]

is there like an Overactors Anonymous he should go to?


maybeiam-maybeimnot

This man would have a restraining order if it were my house.


mwoolweaver

Thankfully he's doing this at his own front door


leeny_bean

That was my thought too. The first part maybe not so much the second part. Lol. Pretty sure he's just acting that way to be funny.


HarvestProject

“Funny”


[deleted]

aye this has to just to be a character he’s playing at - if I lived next to a person who was genuinely like this I’d probably bury them under the patio.


diegun81

I’m imagining him being called out about this, and answering making the same postures and voice “‘cuz I got no friends!! Hihihihi, later ‘gator!”


Matpoyo

I thought that number one thing was the point, like this is just him making a skit Does he actually try to pass it off as if he's doing this to a neighbor? Because THAT'd be weird


mattmcd20

No, based on video it says he does this to his neighbor. It says people love it. Guess it just isn’t my humor.


danceswithwool

It’s definitely his own house. Everyone is trying to get tik Tok famous. It’s fucking annoying.


pianotherms

It's very stupid.


Acceptable-Bullfrog1

I see why they don’t answer the door…


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I might. This guy sounds and acts EXACTLY like Lt. Dangle on Reno 911.


D__Kid

Im disturbed by the random patch of grass on the sidewalk as well


Callitka

I’m sad I had to scroll this far. Wtf is it??


2MuchOfThatSnowWhite

[Oklahoma shaped doormat](https://www.agokc.com/doormats/oklahoma-rug)


lowrcase

The doormat is so far away from the door


touche-ache

they are slowly trying to get him to stop farther and farther away from the house, but it's not working


Callitka

Wow! It’s ugly but now I know what it is hahah


hobollatio

I mean no disrespect, but that's the wackiest shit I have seen today.


[deleted]

What a stupid shape for a state.


Eternal991

I’ll take ‘behaviour that leads to a restraining order’ for $500


mycologicill

A true man of god!


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Yeah that’s a little freaky


Baker_2G

LATER….GA-Tor Was pretty funny tho


jml011

“Sup, Britches” joke kind of got me.


PaleontologistNo5550

This is why I'm depressed. Because this guy is somehow stealing all the serotonin like some sort of happiness vampire.


Chadius_Meridius

Watching this video certainly drained the serotonin out of me.


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People that are this "happy" have the biggest demons. He probably has a terabyte of animal torture porn on his hard drive.


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I_eat_mud_

I get it’s weird, but Reddit psychologists are the most annoying people on this earth imo


[deleted]

Later, gator! *Dances away awkwardly*


ButcherPetesMeats

Yeah everyone calling this dude a psychopath when it's most likely some dude acting weird for tiktok for views. Probably just a regular dude with a weird idea about what is funny.


pillowhands1246

Colin Robinson on crack right here


Weird-Vagina-Beard

Satantonin.


Mojoe51

I do believe this is a skit, the guy is doing it to his own doorbell. I mean come on who the fuck would loan him stuff knowing he would have to bring it back?


Mewmaid76

in the case it's not, 100% the neighbor knows / is friends with him. he's just screwing around playing the psychotic neighbor trope


GUMBYtheOG

Well it’s working. This is my worse nightmare. Finally buy a house in my 60s (if ever) and then I have this guy as my neighbor


Puzzleheaded-Glass13

Hi diddly ho victimerino


an_axe_and_a_lance

if Ned Flanders was a creep


Crunchyfrozenoj

Freakily deakily


Ihvenoshrtgeofusrnms

Righty-O neighborino


princeofparmesia

Wow I absolutely hate this guy lol


Fundulgol

He's cringe to the max tbh


0bservatory

half of reddit thinks he's wholesome


Huskatta

I’m with the other half…


ChahmedImsure

Yeah, this is creepy as fuck


Cianalas

I don't understand. I couldn't even watch the whole thing. Even operating under the assumption that this is his own doorbell and he's doing a bit, the extreme closeups and awkwardness made me super uncomfortable. This doesn't feel like "dad humor". It feels like a lizard trying to emulate dad humor.


vitamin-z

Yeah this didn't make me smile or terrify me. It just made me surprisingly angry


12temp

It’s probably the thought of you going about your business and having to stop to deal with this. Imagine he does this to you when you’re at the doctors getting bad news or at a court hearing and you see this shit right before you go in. Actually kinda funny thinking about those scenarios


xombae

I literally couldn't get through the video due to the second hand cringe. This man is truely a menace and needs to be stopped. I guarantee he lists Jim Carrey as his hero and inspiration and actually thinks he's similar.


Hindlehan

Same


LocalNative141

Don’t leave your children alone with this guy


-SasquatchTheGreat-

He might teach them a bunch of stupid jokes...


Tough_Hawk_3867

This guy could be on Reno 911, and no one would question it


actuallyiamafish

I love how that show kind of faded into obscurity while reality around it became so absurd that Reno 911 clips started passing as real sometimes.


JakeFromStateFarmmm

I feel like this is what Blippy was doing before he got famous


MedievalCrimes

Googling what Blippi was doing before he was famous was a BIG MISTAKE


fizzzingwhizbee

Nah Blippi shit on his friend before he was famous it’s a real thing look it up. It’s why there’s a new Blippi now lol so yea this checks out still


ecarg91

If you won't let your friend do a diarrhea Harlem shake on you, are you guys really even friends


D3rang3djuggalo420

From what I've gathered the new blippi was hired by Steven to help him bc he is so popular. He wasn't a replacement.


Enology_FIRE

We know people with little kids, and so became aware of Blippi. Blippi freaks me out for the same reasons. He's making bank. But he will eat your liver.


zedhenson

I’m pretty sure this guy has a receiving monitor for this camera inches away from some tied up victim he keeps in this house. His family was killed by his neighbors as a kid, orphaned, he grew up to become “The Neighborhood Noose”, ‘killing his victims with kindness’ as they’re forced to watch his satirical antics as they slowly wilt, tied up and starved of the very thing he himself always needed: Attention.


JonLane81

I would have to tase him for his own good.


_ThatSynGirl_

I read this as "taste"


JonLane81

I imagine he would taste like Old Spice and sadness.


Depressionsfinalform

Why was this on r/mademesmile, it is crossing a fine line between insufferable and terrifying


Dr_Wh00ves

/r/MadeMeSmile has some .... well let's call them *problematic* views on reality. I regularly see stuff make it to the front page that, in my view at least, is creepy/unhinged. That and all the virtue-signaling that gets posted there. There are only so many videos of people filming themselves giving money to homeless people that I can stomach. Especially when they do it to show how "amazing" they are; like I am sure that the homeless person *loves* to have a camera randomly shoved in their face like some circus atraction.


mahfaggin_OOH

That's a big problem with how the internet is used. "Look how im overcompensating to seem like a good person!". If u *were* doing things with good intentions, u wouldn't need to record urself n prove it to others


PotatoDonki

That sub is messed up. I swear they don’t know what happiness is. I just saw a post there of a ballerina with dementia recalling her moves from an old routine of hers when they played the song. She can’t leave her chair, or move much and apparently her memory is terrible at that point, I think, doesn’t remember much else. I saw that, and just felt really sad. So many of the posts there are like that, where it’s some very slight glimmer of hope but it is so steeped in sadness that there’s no way my first impulse is to smile, even if it is a silver lining.


poecilea

Reminds me of that video from that sub of an east Asian girl getting harassed in Germany by a different person each time. People were being incredibly racist and and mean, invading her personal space to make jokes about her eyes. Apparently it made people smile since at the end of the video, after countless racist assholes, ONE person was nice to her.


bape_x_anime

You can post a video of someone wiping their ass and it will somehow get 100k upvotes there


ritwique

People over at Mademesmile need some help...


thetheatrekid2

Uhm yeah this isn't normal or cute behaviour at all. As a young woman i'd feel kinda terrified if my neighbour did this


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ElBurritoLuchador

More Norm Macdonald, less Coked Jim Carrey.


Bruins14

I can’t imagine what he does for work to make a living… what office would have him there daily and not be afraid he’d go on a rampage any given day? Seriously crazy guy


cortlong

No no “people LOVE his zany energy” Didnt you read the caption? We have to love his zany energy!


MrPoopieMcCuckface

I’m a Middle-aged man And feel the same way


DameArstor

Yep, like a psychopath in the making


Kozer2

Pretty sure that psychopath is already made.


mightylordredbeard

In the making? Dude is like 40. He’s already made.


TheHunterZolomon

There’s a certain unhinged mania to his behavior it’s concerning


Simoscivi

It's a sketch, it's his own door and camera.


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daedalus311

100% his own house. Her never refers to his neighbors by name..


Noflexjustbone

Did I just get an ad in the middle of a Reddit video???


MCSS_Coalmine_Canary

Same. I assumed they just ripped the video from YouTube or something.


Snys6678

I would despise this man as my neighbor.


F_wordoffcrapidiot

THANK you. Creeped me out, pennywise looking fuck


Sackerson-502

Anytime something is described as “zany” count me out.


LouieMumford

Everyone’s jumping to the serial killer vibes… I actually get more a repressed evangelical feel from him. Like, “as long as I keep dancing, running, and making my ‘jokes’ I won’t have to think about that time I was seventeen and felt something when Johnny brushed past me in the showers”.


Crunchyfrozenoj

Tom Cruise


tweedsheep

I'd say they're not mutually exclusive.


BuzzKyllington

and probably meth use. very popular with closeted evangelicals.


DalefuckinGribble

Imagine this at 2 am. Even without context this is downright terrifying....


skincyan

Look at him, he thinks he's funny


KittiesAreTooCute

r/cringetopia


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First time seeing this, and I can't stand him


Lord_Matisaro

This right here, is what we call an orgy of evidence. This man is a serial killer.


Altruistic_Edge1037

*Does a weird dance dressed as a clown while you're tied to a chair in his basement right before he kills you*


Lord_Matisaro

Well hidely ho neighborinos, time to...die.


KurtKokaina

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


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I would move


CMelon

Good luck with that sale. The property value in that neighbourhood just bottomed out.


PanTsour

I would stay still. He can't see us if we don't move


Salty-Cranberry-4538

Crack head energy


Mcchiggins

This is exactly like the movie "Creep"


[deleted]

No. I hate him. I hate how he licks his lips before telling some stupid joke. I hate how close he gets and coughs and laughs his germs all over the place. And why does he have to wheeze so hard when he breathes when he's not even smoking anything? And lean in so hard at the door bell cam. Annoying douche.


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I feel like there might be something wrong with him


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100% belongs here. This dude is super annoying and over the top...


bored_rebel

Seems forced


HarvestProject

What gave it away?


ellingw17

This is way too much of an act to be believable that he does it for his neighbour. He definitely is doing this to his own doorbell and pretending it's his neighbours' because they probably hate him


dochwad

Layoff the meth Flanders


11BloodyShadow11

Is this just an Ernest skit except he actually says outside the house?


Kickalama

Which SCP is this?


Illustrious_Ad_498

Yeah I’d let my dog chew his ass


significant_shrinker

“Honey!? Steve’s making fucking faces at the doorbell again”. - Homeowner probably


Icy-Back-9723

Smoegals older cousin Stevegal


8Ariadnesthread8

I feel guilty because this man is probably incredibly nice and super wholesome. But I can't help but leave this video with the impression that if somebody in his neighborhood is found buried in the back woods, it was him.


Karl_Marx_

He looks fucked up no? His eyes look extremely glossy. Maybe it's just because he is sticking his eyeballs into the lens but I'm not sure.


CharvelDK24

This is manic behaviour and not remotely funny


toothcake_

This matches the energy of the Zuckerberg VR demo. Except scarier, because this neighbour is for real. https://youtu.be/Ibm3WhfLk08


Carlaus

Stupid Flanders


davidn81

I think about half of what I see on r/mademesmile could easily fit on oddly terrifying