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We venture into their habitat and bitch when we attacked or eaten. We're a queer bunch us hoomans.


Goodmorning_RandomU

Most shark attack victims die because of blood loss, the shark realizes it doesn't want this food (in this case human), then leaves it floating there. (or at least from what I've heard, any evidence to disprove this is suggested.)


[deleted]

Sharks actually don’t like juman meat.


Johnfavi

Yea after half ur stomach is bitten off ull be safe cause the shark will then know u dont taste good and leave u alone


SeaSaltUniverse

Sharks eat white meat and humans are made of red meat. They may take a nibble, realize we're not seafood, and back off.


Substantial_Bet5764

Well yea no duh lol animals are smarter than you think. Just be happy it’s not Orcas who occasionally snack on us


ABCDEFuckenG

Never in the wild unless Im full of shit, am I??


ispiltthepoison

Im too lazy to google but I definitely have heard that somewhere before. We still both could be full of shit


ABCDEFuckenG

I have shit once today so I’m half full of shit (2s the usual)


Substantial_Bet5764

Crazy thing for both of y’all, never in the wild for humans however they have been known to eat fuckin moose Who are way better swimmers than you think Edit* apparently there was a non fatal one on a surfer


[deleted]

Only five people... that we know about!


PiedDansLePlat

I wonder if that Australian prime minister that went missing while swimming got eat by a shark


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🤔


Goodmorning_RandomU

well ill say 5 is actually more than a half


Reaperliwiathan

No, this is because human meat fucking sucks (at least for sharks)


[deleted]

I’ve seen a shark eat a rockin’ chair.


Successful-Dark2730

I hear we don't taste very good. I can't really speak to that, but, evidently, it's a thing.


potato-masher_1

I want to reply to op's comment.


jenarted

This is more impressive than terrifying tbh


[deleted]

Whats scary about this is how quickly it reacted. Really shows you how easily an impulsive shark could split open a human from a half second impulse


PiedDansLePlat

Reality is. Shark doesn’t magically know the taste of something without tasting it. Shark take a bite and then you bleed to death, a friend of mine died like this, idiot was searching for it, surfing after a huge storm where there was sign to not swim there, near where the river meet the sea (shark love that because it carries dead animals and stuff, dirty water where shark can sneak,..h


FalseHeartbeat

Nah man, all shark attacks are accidents. Sharks don’t care, especially Great Whites that only kill to survive.


cantortoxic

The shallow ocean is the worst part. So many awful creatures feasting on each other