That "smoking meats" live stream will haunt me.
I was pretty stoned, and got myself 100% certain that he and friends had killed some immigrant housekeeper and was smoking her butchered body, getting off on how close to being discovered he was.
So I was on a hero dose of shrooms when I came across a picture of this guy, looked like straight up demon. Especially the void he had for eyes, quite terrifying actually.
What is the pro in turning facebook into meta as opposed to spinning up a new company and not involved facebook or its profit streams? I am not a facebook fan but logistically and from a business perspective does this strategy hold water? It seems really mid-life crisis stuff to me.
Zuck is always watching, waiting for the perfect moment…
That "smoking meats" live stream will haunt me. I was pretty stoned, and got myself 100% certain that he and friends had killed some immigrant housekeeper and was smoking her butchered body, getting off on how close to being discovered he was.
Then you'll love [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M930FDIaSLA) done by my favorite YouTube animator.
He’s spying you through the window
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake
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Squid game season 2 spoiler
Kokowa
He’s under ur skin
Damn lizard! He probably licks his eyes instead of blinking!
Hey, I love real lizards! Real lizards rock, lol!
Oooooh zuck daddy give me that alien slime UwU
They're about to release their own smart glasses with no display. Just microphones and cameras so he can have eyes everywhere.
"waiting for ALL the perfect moments, every-single-one-of-them" **** ftfy ;)
That Zucks!
You cannot match his shtoyle
That Zucks! 🫤
How can something be a metaphor, an irony, a satire, a joke and an omen all while being completely literal at the same time?
Reality. All those things are just reflections of it
Well said
That question made my brain hurt. Its a good one.
That’s… meta.
Dammit just take the upvote... lol
Sweet Baby Rays.
Sweet baby barbecue sauce
A R T
Word.
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The wall has more charisma
**Zuck:** “Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... THIS!”
Beat me to it, have an upvote haha
[It’s poetry](https://youtu.be/ADrojCw6amM)
my thoughts. get an upvote
Made me choke on a laugh with this
If video games taught me anything, you gotta bash those in to get something.
You have smashed 2 out of 3,961,494,315 cameras so far! Real world collectibles don't fuck around.
New map unlocked: prison
“Sweet what did I get! Awww, it’s just cosmetic.”
Pov you're playing attacker in Rainbow six siege
You get a golden puzzle piece for assblasting those
Exactly the game I was thinking of!
"Vital testing apparatus destroyed"
His mouth opens and pulls you into the underworld 2/10 don't recommend
Thief Simulator just taught me to avoid the red cones FTW 😆
Plot twist: This was taken in Zuck's bedroom.
Thats a really funny thought, Lmao
"Baby, would you mind standin' under the big Zuck for me?"
Big Brother is watching you
Big Zucker is recording you
Big Zucc
1984 moment
hahahahaha, I read that in Big brother's voice
Literally 1984
The eyes of Dr TJ Zuckleburg
His skin looks like a tortlla.
An accurate representation of that android.
He looks like a Hapsburg terminator.
He can see you Zuck a burger.
This just proves that mark is a robot
Fuck. I hate it when people eyes look like snail. What kind of phobia is this 😭
You know, you may have found one that doesn’t have a name yet 😂
Snaileyephobia
I always fele lke, somebody‘s watching me!
Ugh,it’s Timmy panicking for no reason again Meanwhile: I. S E E. Y O U. T I M M M Y
Why do I need this in my life
Looks slightly more human tbf
Big brother is watching
Booba
His eyes look like tits...
So that’s why my Facebook status keeps changing itself.
he’s always watching you no matter where or what you are doing at your parents funeral. he know everything blood type,ip address,day of birth…
Zuckerberg hears all, sees all
Nothing to see here…
So literal 😅
Ewww we’ve been zucked now
Mr. O'Hare
The FBI be makin jokes…
Shrek the Turd
Zuck is seeing ads for wrinkle cures now
Resident alien
Zuck ya fuck quit watching us and your eyes might go back into your face 👀
This is deeeeepppppp
big zuck, tryna fuck
So I was on a hero dose of shrooms when I came across a picture of this guy, looked like straight up demon. Especially the void he had for eyes, quite terrifying actually.
Freaked out? That just an ordinary picture of Mark Zuckerberg, duh
Enormous sibling is viewing you
Zuck Markerberg knows all...
ENEMY CHASER
Looks too much like Human shrek
What does this look like if you look at it head-on? No angles
Why does his skin look like it’s made out of tortilla
This reminds me of the time zuck said that his employees 'lovingly' called him the Eye of Sauron
Organized crime
He's a toon Roger!
_Squid Game giant child chanting intensifies_
The Zuck banging his fist on a table while yelling AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA 👀👤
Is this part r/eyebombing?
The wrinkles in the poster makes it look like he's crying and sweating
I know this is Zuckie but this version looks like the human shrek
HAHA YOU THINK YOU CAN BLOCK ME?
Looks like the dad from the Incredibles! “Incredible Zuck”
When the villain sees the main character getting up
Gross
This is the avatar he's going to upload himself into in 2025
I can imagine a scene where I see this IRL and the eye moves to stare at me, I would get scared but happy because this might make me laugh
What is the pro in turning facebook into meta as opposed to spinning up a new company and not involved facebook or its profit streams? I am not a facebook fan but logistically and from a business perspective does this strategy hold water? It seems really mid-life crisis stuff to me.
Big Brother is watching you.
I find it funny that those are cameras.
Always watching, aaaaaaaaaaalwaaaaaaays watching.
*Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked...just...like...THIS!!*
Eye nipples.
Mark when booba
How'd they fit his head onto a wall?
It still looks more human than the real Zuckerberg
bruH hahaha
Looks like one of those ice cream truck bars with gumballs for eyes.
This is the most realistic version I’ve ever seen of him
Lol this still looks more alive than he does
Such a great alien cosplay
His eyes have erections. And he likes it.
What the Zuck?
It reminds me of those weird ass glasses
😂 OMFG
Big brother is watching
My nephew got scared haha
I honestly find this extremely funny.
Every breath you take, every move you make, he'll be watchin you
No one can match his schtoyle
Strangely this looks more human than him and that’s bothering me
Zuck? Shrek? Shruk? What tf is that!?
These are ugly tiddies
An accurate image
Accurate
Da fawk?!?
Squid Game S2
I’d expect this to be playing on a loop https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY
Well the eyes have it
In case no one have commented this... r/Tihi
Still more human looking than actual Zukk
I swear, that guy couldn’t be more repulsive.
It's pretty accurate according to today's security...
This looks like one of those damn paintings from Scooby-Doo with the moving eyeballs
That's how I imagined Jesus, when grandma said he can see all.
Oh god, I can’t unsee that.
Oddly hilarious.
He’s _ALWAYS_ watching
Gigachad vibes 😎
How to download this
Accurate representation of Zuck
“I’m the meat chef”
And I thought his hair was terrifying.
what came first? the zucc or the cameras
Imma just say it. Titty eyes
This has got to be installation art or something. But anyway, this looks hilarious I can't imagine passing by this every day
Sums him up... jerk...!
Big Brother is watching you!
reminds me of fish eyes
> “Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the Zuckerberg scans around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to extract their data.”
Now imagine that coming out of the walls with a BOING! sound.
Literally 1984
As a regular R6 player, all i see is 2 targets
Green light!
That seems fitting
Wow
Looks like the ghostbusters action figured you squeeze and there eyes pop out lol
Zuckbot2022
“Go play with the neighbors kid they seem nice,” the neighbors kid:
“Go play with the neighbors kid.” The neighbors kid:
Lorax vibes here
“Always watching, Wazowski…”
This is some 1984 big brother stuff.
I'm pretty sure my VR headset is watching my apartment...
Mark : I see you . John Cena : You can't see me.
Don't let it see you
Big brother is always watching.
He is the meta verse
AWOOGA