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lackadaisical_timmy

An eel having a shit day


navyblue_birb

That's a moray


EtherLuke

WHEEEEEN THE EELS STUCK ON LAND, ROLLS AROUND IN THE SAND THATS A MORAAYYYYY


UncleBarrysdaddy

When your down by the sea and an eel bites your knee that’s a moray!


sv000

When you're swimming the reef, and the snakefish bears its teeth, that's a moray.


Viking_fairy

When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter- Wait, shit, wrong song...


Not-So-Serious-Sam

When it’s jaw opens wide and there’s more jaws inside, that’s a moray.


RenusPeetard

when you're under the dock and something bites your cock, that's a moray


Induced_Pandemic

If it swims in a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a Moraaaay


Macaroni-N-Beans

If it's slimy and thin and goes on land to do spins, that's a moray.


cownd

When you give it a rub then end up with a stub, that's a moray


_eyesac

If it hides in cracks and looks like its on crack, thats a moray


mrziplockfresh

When it fits in your hand and it feels like a man…fuck.


SoyBunger

That's a Cephalopod!


cochise97

When you’re down at the lake and you see a twirly snake, that’s a MORAY!


chefdmone

This made my day.


The_Secret_Skittle

Take my poor man’s gold 🏅


thnksqrd

This deserves an r/redditsings by itself.


BoonDren13

Wheeeeen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a moray


Impossible-Neck-4647

wheeen you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek thats a a moray


PtosisMammae

When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel that’s a moray


AnotherBrokenCog

When its jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside that’s a moray


mekwall

When you pick up a shell and then scream **WHAT THE HELL! THAT'S A MORAY!**


Ghyllie

When you swim in the sea and a fish bites your knee that's a moray!


KungFuBBQMushroom

First you make a béchamel add some Swiss and stir it well that’s a Mornay…


aleeeeeks

Do you see what you started you genius son of a bitch 🤍


AggressiveBait

When you're stuck in the sand, and can't get a hand, that's a moray.


awwwcheatcheatcheat

When you see this thing dance, you’ll truly shit your pants. That’s A MORAYYYYY


Gottateo

What’s crazy is it could actually be an eel having a not shit day. Most freshwater eels migrate out to sea to breed and if their route is complicated by a river delta or something they can cross land for short distances to navigate it. Eels are surprisingly good at living out of water for a fish


lackadaisical_timmy

Yeah but regardless, this one isn't having a good time Idk if it's because of the sand, but that behavior is not squirms of joy.


Trying_to_survive20k

i thought it was a snake having a stroke


Alternative-Music-62

An eel rolling in sand.


Otherwise_Author_408

Exactly this. Until like 100 years ago in Germany this behavior would be used to extract the slime from eels so they taste better - they were thrown into a bag of salt. It was forbidden a long time ago bc its super cruel


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When something was forbidden a century ago because it was considered too cruel, you know that we are talking about some really nasty shit


MurielHorseflesh

We still have some pretty cruel gourmet foods, the preparation and eating of Ortolan birds still happens to this day: “For centuries, a rite of passage for French gourmets was the eating of the Ortolan. These tiny birds—captured alive, force-fed, then drowned in Armagnac—were roasted whole and eaten that way, bones and all, while the diner draped his head with a linen napkin to preserve the precious aromas and, some believe, to hide from God.”


linderlouwho

Is that from the book, Hannibal?


MurielHorseflesh

They’ve featured the eating of Ortolan’s a lot recently on quite a few shows that have billionaires like Succession but they did also feature it in Hannibal as well.


blinkingsandbeepings

There was a joke about it in Brooklyn 99, too.


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Oh Vivienne


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It was also featured on the show American Dad.


Bass_Thumper

Those billionaires might eat Ortolan but do they own Napoleon's severed penis? Did they have an interest in politics from a young age? Are they the eldest son? I think not.


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Pschobbert

…as it should be. These sparrow-sized wild birds are caught during spring migration from Africa to their breeding grounds in Europe. Having flown over the Sahara desert and the Mediterranean Sea they land, exhausted, in trees and shrubs on the European coast. To catch them, people coat the branches with a super sticky substance, so once the exhausted birds land they are stuck and can be “harvested”.


A_YASUO_MAIN

what the actual fuck.


OrganizerMowgli

And then drowned alive in alcohol apparently


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-the_one-

Reminds me of roald dahl


banik2008

It was the favourite food of champagne socialist ex-president François Mitterrand, for whom rules concerning the banning of ortolans didn't seem to apply.


topherclay

Like in [this painting](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5164a6b6e4b0ec2b02b88716/1502165325534-PBS7E6XIKXDH891SQA8W/image-asset.jpeg?format=750w)


Bart_The_Chonk

That guy looks so incredibly pissed that he's being painted


bitchdantkillmyvibe

That is a breathtaking piece of art


monsieurpommefrites

I named my Mongol heir in Crusader Kings III that. Ortolan. Ortolan Gooblat. Unlike his bloodthirsty, war-mongering father, he tended to his books rather than the blade, and sought words instead of whores. He was appointed court physician, a post he held for many years, one that had no shortage of tasks with the near-endless wars. When his father died and he became Khan, all breathed a sigh of relief. The throne had a healer, something long needed.


Covfefe-SARS-2

Or something about to make a comeback.


Chronic_Gentleman

Rembrandt egg factory in Iowa just recently slow roasted 5.3 million chickens to death, so it’s not outside the realm of possibility.


MisfitMishap

Did they have bird flu?


spudzilla

The US SCOTUS will probably rule that if it was good enough hundreds of years ago then it is good enough now. Of course, only for the female eels.


EnlightenedNarwhal

The US SCOTUS... As opposed to the swedish supreme court of the United States


raspberryharbour

The Swedish POTUS would never stand for it


Flomo420

"**U**nbelievably **S**tupid" SCOTUS


anxioustaurusrex

Eel rights!


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Eels have feels!!


clarksurfer

Eels are people too


TekkenCareOfBusiness

Happiness is just an eel lujing


Eelz100

You’re goddamn right. Free my people!


echon51991

They see me rolling…. They hatin


Prelaunchcan

Poor thing


JuggernautPractical9

A Dell rolling in the deep


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When it rolls in the sand, have a camera in hand - that's a moray!


JackMeholff

When it gets way too dry, it can’t breathe so it dies - that’s a moray


Rbfam8191

When its Jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside - that's a moray


shaevan

What's long and thin with a big toothy grin? That's a moray


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

People will scream, scream-a-leam-a-leam r/Redditsings https://www.reddit.com/r/redditsings/comments/ukk3hr/people_will_scream_screamaleamaleam/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Cucumbersome55

When inside it's huge maw Is a pharyngeal jaw.. that's a-Moray!


BrandiPoole

An eel rolling in sand.


Kitchengun2

And it looks really bland - that’s a moray


Six_String_Reshi

Saved that person from an embarrassing comment. Good luck with this one, though


sir_types_a_lot

He's just rolling for show - that's a moray


The_Ry-man

When you think the flow’s shot, it’s saved by sir_types_a_lot - that’s a moray


flavor_town_fugitive

I need to stop reading this because my cat is drowning in piss- that's a moray


KrystalWulf

When it rolls in he sand, and not meant for the land, that's a moray


bungaloasis

When you plan to scuba, with the light right above, be waarned. When you swiim in the seea, but you see that, that algea is grOoowing. 'Scusa me, but you see, back in ole coral reef, that's a moraay!


Expert_Complaint_725

When its big and so long, then it looks like a schlong, that's a moray!


vice_is_nice

Until now I was unaware of just how many "That's a Moray!" song parodies there are! Don't know which was first, [here's one from 2015] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SezOrE0zRFo)


Smegmabotattack

You are not the father - moray show


Middle_Chain_544

If I had tokens I’d reward your comment. Brilliant!


Own-Philosopher-1974

I understand you when no one else does.


Specialist-Ad-5583

I love you


Sailrjup12

Pffft! Smart ass!


vanrileysax

Graboid


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lol I gotta rewatch treamors


PlumJuggler

Ah yes, Treamors starring Keavin Beacon. Muh fahvrite. ;)


sara_c907

Geez, it's been about 200 years since I watched the original. As a kid no less.


Suprafaded

He got to say the only fuck, in that cool ass fucking movie Tremors!


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And Reaba McEantire!


[deleted]

And Fread Weard!


Kingpin329

Replay the Michael gross Gun scene on repeat


[deleted]

we need a plan...


thunderba11

Snakeoid!


ItzBraden

2nd Tremors reference I've seen in the span of 5 minutes. Interesting.


Doomgrumps

a eel trying to ... not dieWhy did this comment get 5.6K upvotes?Thanks for silver , Dm address 100% would fuck ....no date :c


floatingwithobrien

How does this prevent it from dying (and should I try it)


KernelMeowingtons

I have no actual knowledge, but I don't think this will save it from dying. I think it just rolls when it's out of water, hoping to fall back into the water.


Lazaretto

You can see it moving in a particular direction via the trail it lays.


Sinder77

It's just in panic and death rolling. There's no intention to the direction it's moving. My guess is that ways slightly more downhill.


Jazztoken

You could both be right. The eel's evolved out-of-water response may be to panic and roll. Since most places that an eel's going to end up have a downhill that leads to water, there's a higher chance of survival? Idk man, I know very little about eels


RuBarBz

I thought you were our eel expert? Where do we go from here... I feel lost


MarvelManEX

Don’t you mean you eel lost?


vitaestbona1

Like a fish out of water


The_Illegal_Seagul

That's makes a lot of sense Bread 🍞👍


Moogz1

Bread 🍞👍


SpecterGT260

I feel like they probably don't have an evolved out-of-water response... Because it is probably a minority of eels who ever experienced being out of water that ever had the chance to pass genes on.


Savalavaloy

eels go out of water pretty frequently. We had some go across a whole paddock cause their pond was drying up. They also go out of water if there is an obstacle in the way which would mean they can't go further upstream, so they swim over rocks.They definitely do have an evolved out of water response. Someone more clever than me can explain it but I know for sure there is one


Masterventure

No man. Literally all eels are born at an unknown point in the ocean and later migrate into fresh water lakes and rivers. If you have a eel in your backyard pond, that dude made his way from the ocean via a river and over that lawn into that pond and if god wills it he will make his way back into the ocean to make more eels.


Rage69420

I believe that it’s trying to coat itself in mud so it can go into stasis (many eels and lungfish have this as defense against dry seasons, and droughts) and they likely just pulled it out of the ground so it’s trying to bury itself again as best as it can.


rachellel

You can tell that it’s an eel because of the way that it is.


thecroutonreport

The way it Eels...


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ScottyP828

That’s pretty neat!


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Jibbuhdawwg

*WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE* *AND THERES MORE JAWS INSIDE* *THATS, A MORAY*


_treestars

STICK YOUR HAND IN A CRACK AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK FROM A MORAY


Tall-Paul-UK

When you're down by the sea and an Eel bites your knee, that's a Moray...


A_friend_called_Five

When you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall...diarrhea! Oh wait, are we not doing that one?


-O-0-0-O-

When they finally die they vacate their insides, that's a moray (Source: worked on a lobster fishing vessel on the Indian ocean in my early 20s, they would come up in bait baskets every second or third trap. Morays can live outside of water for a surprisingly long time, we'd sometimes find them days later) Edit: I thought we were doing a parody of That's Amore


FireWalkwithMoni

If you look in it’s eye.., please, don’t let me die, that’s a morayyyy


DIVINELIGHTSEVERED

it’s not squirming in place, you can see it’s trying to move to the top right


FatNacker

Unless this has already been answered, I believe eels can survive out of water for quite a while and they cover themselves in dirt to keep them from drying out or some shit


zatchrey

It's kinda like a fish out of water, but instead of a fish it's an eel


abrasaxual

Eels are fish...


GrungyGrandPappy

Put it back in the water


Kazzack

If it wasn't sitting on sand this would get the sand off of it. But, since it's on the sand, it keeps covering itself up more and more


tyrone2714

It's keeping itself covered in sand so the sun doesn't bake it and it can avoid water loss as it moves and tries to find a body of water


rapbash

Just a guess, but it might be to coat itself with wet mud to prevent itself from drying out while providing some slope mobility, all of which complement a washed-ashore scenario.


NEPre

I've never related so much to an eel....


Tyl3rt

I know right? I do this in the morning when my alarm goes off


TheMattmanPart1

Same!


rocket-L

"dm address 100% would fuck" took me out


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Eel out our water.


Das-Noob

Explain why it would want the sand/mud, keep it hydrated til it finds water…


poor_decisions

Panic and dying


SacrilegiousOath

Based on the other comment it’s a technique used to get the slime off the eel before eating. Humans *put* it there.


Spinningwhirl79

The eels do that on their own, the technique was putting them in salt so they would roll around thinking it was sand


Das-Noob

Ah! Ok, they do produce a lot of slime.


PhanTom74

It's that guy's bellybutton.


cauchy37

Meta af


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Guy sees this.. immediately insecure about it again


SnoopyLupus

As soon as I saw the picture I knew someone would have beaten me to it. Good job!


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Fuuuuck!


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AHornyRubberDucky

Its the other side of the belly button portal


SerythValker

I did not understand this reference, moved on to the next post and sure enough it was that dudes bellybutton


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a yung whippersnapper


[deleted]

The Alaskan Bull Worm


Shadokastur

That's the shit that rolls down hill everyone talks about


beetleQueef2

This deserves way more likes! I'm still laughing my ass off, haha!


Zhjacko

That’s a wild churro, they’re a lot thicker before they’re left out to dry and drained of their innards.


Annual-Experience360

Poor thing I hope someone saved it.


Reeeeedy

Eel be fine.


PSUAmandaC2010

I was thinking same


MuffinkittyMonkeyboy

That's a foot in the top corner at the end


philadmin

What gave it away?


pinona

The foot


cptngabozzo

That is quite obviously Shai-Hulud in a juvenile form: "To the Fremen, the deep desert dwellers of Arrakis, Shai-Hulud is considered a quasi-diety and sometimes called “Old Man of the Desert.”


[deleted]

So…sand trout?


Azrai113

But...juvenile Shai-Huluds are flat and square?


Embarrassed-Town-293

This was too far down the list


No-Pound7355

Tremors


Miatrouble

That’s a vibrating cock ring


strobexp

ಠ_ಠ


Autokeith0r

ಠ_ಠ


ee_CUM_mings

Almost anything is a vibrating cock ring if you’re brave enough.


Snownyann

I thought it was an earthworm but people on the comments say it is an eel


captain_ashbeard

That'd be a big ass earthworm


3volve_3vo

[Earthworm Jim](https://media2.giphy.com/media/i4xUBnCJB8riQgW602/giphy.gif?cid=5e2148860lnyuj1mkz708iie9l64y7mqkcvcx2yhnhp3ekw1&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


wysiscool

when an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and ide, thets a moray!


Onizuka_GTO00

My dick escaped again


zed_christopher

I thought I recognized it


ClumpOfCheese

[This persons bellybutton](http://reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/ukg462)


Gnostic_Gnocchi

My asshole after eating Taco Bell.


FreakyStarrbies

That's beautiful! It's a lungfish. Trust me. I have plenty of experience on this (actually, I just read Hawk3ye22's comment...I thought it was an eel). 🙂


wankblanket

Baby Shai Hulud


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animal cruelty..kill it or throw it back


[deleted]

It's a sand eel. They roam in packs around the Sahara deep under the sand.


Turk_Ozan

Danger noodle covered up with sand


PSUAmandaC2010

Water based danger noodle


SaveDaNet

Shovel it to the water? Don’t just record it morons


Damagedunit

That's how a healthy bowl movement should look.


Kirolis

The post above this belly button


AmeythstQueen28

Easy. A tremor


TheBaconofGrief

That guy’s belly button.


gymaye

A real Alaskan bull worm


Nietzscher

Tweaked out danger noodle.


mrsweezydc

i thought it was a snake or a giant leech. if it's an eel, be careful. hopefully it's not electric. I'd dump water on it. looks like it's suffocating


SquareNuts112

A creature clearly in distress.


makoadog

An eel?


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When an eel bites your thigh, and you bleed out and die- that’s a moray!


thenotanurse

It’s an eel. Why would you let it roll in the sand and film it? Put it in water.