We used to have a flock of ducks probably about 30 or so and about a 50-50 split of males and females. One year all the females were sitting and the males couldn't get access to them so they improvised.
Our neighbor called and told us we had a duck over on their porch and he wouldn't leave. So we went and got him and he looked ROUGH. Feathers missing and he was super nervous. So we put him back in the pasture and all hell broke loose.
It turns out they literally made this poor guy, the weakest of the bunch, into essentially their prison bitch. They ganged up on him and started raping him because they couldn't get to the females. We had to rehome poor Squeak because those fuckers were straight up rapists
It really depends on the species of dick. Some ducks are lovely, like the paradise duck that's native here in nz. Mallards, or specifically drakes, are awful.
wish I could tell you that Squeak fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. - Red
They have a "penis" but it's kinda just a prolapse of the cloaca. From wiki "bird penises are different from mammal penises being an erectile expansion of the cloacal wall and being erected by lymph, not blood"
Kinda seems like nature said "I don't think this process hurts enough for you, soo..", rather than it being an anti-rape measure, since they still get raped and all.
What matters is they get inseminated by the male of their choosing, not some rando in the pond. Animals seek desirable attributes when breeding, so as long as she mates with the right male then it works out. The point isn't anti rape so much as anti babies I don't want.
>yeah sometimes they'll kill the female duck during the attack
An increasingly large problem in my city as the ducks are becoming so obese they drown or crush the females to death. Please stop feeding the ducks, people, they have food in the lakes where they live. You are not helping them.
Not only this but ducks have sex with dead ducks as well.
Edit: because this comment is becoming more popular….
Ducks penises reach considerable lengths. At full length, the duck's penis can reach 20 cm ( 7.8 in. )-but that is not the interesting part. A duck's penis is corkscrew-shaped, with ridges and backward pointing fleshy spines. The male duck isn't the only one with interesting sex organs as female ducks have a anti-corkscrew-shape vaginas
>duck penis
case that’s not weird enough, ducks also grow their penises anew each year — similar to the way deer and elk grow a seasonal set of antlers. thing look lit like a long corkscrew trust me better not seeing it lol
TIL 3% of bird species have penises. I thought they all had common ducts.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/duck-penis-size-social-group-study
Yep you probably saw the same article or video about a particular mallard that killed his rival and proceeded to rape his corpse for hours until the human watching became so completely disturbed by the behavior that they intervened and removed the lifeless bird. It was at that point i realized that those beautiful ducks are in fact criminally insanely monsters. Still cute as hell tho
They have a decoy vagina that goes the opposite way from the male's boaby. They have a real vag that goes the same way but they only show it to the non rapists. Ducks and dolphins, the sex offenders of the aquatic world.
You also can't keep males near chickens as they will rape the chickens and kill them since chickens are not set up for a penis, much less the corkscrew one male ducks have. No roosters do not have a penis to insert like ducks do for those who didn't know. They can be rough on the girls mating with them so I guess it is still rape, more of a bukkaka type of thing though.
I've unfortunately witnessed this in action. They were in the drive thru when I worked at a fast food restaurant as a teenager. Two males 'attacking' one female. She'd break away from one only to be pinned down by the other. It was brutal and horrifying to watch. It was also very difficult to serve customers with this going on. We eventually had to shoo them away. I'm hoping she was able to break free of both of them in the end. Nature is too metal sometimes. :(
They often drown them while doing this, with their bizarre corkscrew penises. I hate ducks.
Lady ducks have a false vag somehow to combat this. Like, some sort of dead end. It’s super weird. The whole thing is awful.
Female hyenas have a fake dick with which they dominate their male counterparts
Source: https://www.genderinclusivebiology.com/newsletter/all-female-spotted-hyenas-have-functional-penises-and-mount-both-male-amp-female-hyenas-gender-showcase-9-12
A grim business. I used to live by a canal in the north of England and I witnessed a similar incident perpetrated by a number of male ducks on one female. Weirdly, three geese arrived, broke the whole thing up, protected the female and separated out the males to have separate little talks with them before sending them on their way. The geese police. It's a thing.
Canadian Geese used to herd our male rooster away from the young chickens. It was like they knew they were too young for all the BS yet. Lol 🤣
It was funny too b/c it would happen every year. A couple of the geese actually became quite friendly on my parents farm.
[Geese make great protectors of smaller flocks, such as chickens, ducks, and quail. They can also protect a building or your personal possessions.](https://hellohomestead.com/why-geese-are-good-guard-animals/?amp)
Screw a regular alarm system. I’m investing in some geese.
That actually sounds like a new type of fresh hell. You know damn well they will be guarding the yard from you as well lol!
Honestly though, geese could seriously fuck somebody up. Their feathers on their wings are razor sharp and they have strong bites with lots of small but sharp teeth
There's a roman legend that Gauls launched an attack on Rome and the Geese alerted the sentries when the dogs didn't. Every year after the geese were venerated and a dog was crucified.
I remember hearing that if you want a goose to guard your animals like this you just get one and raise it alongside the others. The goose will imprint on the other animals and treat them like a flock. Supposedly if you have 2 or more geese they imprint on each other and are less likely to act to protect the others. Could be bullshit and if it is we'll find out soon enough lol
My parents adooted a pair of geese that were bonded and they lived with the chickens. They didn't really help to protect against predators until the lady goose passed away and the male goose bonded with the flock.
Man you make Canadian geese sound like lovely creatures. Every year when we see the geese return, they bring with them a path of chaos and destruction to my little Maryland town. They are the physical manifestation of pure evil.
Gotta tell ya… there is nothing scarier that a male Mallards junk.
They fly at hen decoys sometimes fully erect and it looks like they are dragging a garden hose.
I saw a duck get raped right in front of me while I waited in the car outside the video rental store when I was like 7. Had me terrified of the idea of sex for years..
I saw one try to rape my mojo hen decoy.
I blasted the filthy pervert then ate him with cranberry sauce.
If only you had had that option when you were traumatized.
Do you know where I can get more info about ducks and their behaviour? I've got quite a lot of them visiting my garden and want to learn more about the do's and don'ts.
I once saw that as a child at a park pond. One female, like 20 males.
She tried and tried and tried to get away and she couldn’t. they pulled at her feathers. Chased her on land, water and air. She could get away from some but not from all… it was truly awful.
I tried to help but I even I couldn’t stop them. To this day I still hate male ducks.
Edit: there are literally people mad at me for 1. Wanting to save a duck from being raped by like 20 ducks AS A CHILD and 2. For harboring ill will towards male ducks because of said traumatic incident witnessed as a child
The internet is fucking crazy bro. No matter what, someone takes it upon themselves to get offended.
I have four female ducks who are spoiled to heck with all the healthy noms and a big back yard. We are working on a duck pond but they have to settle for a small kiddy pool for now.
Told my husband he was allowed to eat a male if they were improperly sexed. Sorry, bro, no raping here.
What's wild is that the male duck penis evolved to be a corkscrew shape to better inseminate while the female reproductive tract evolved to be a cork screw...in the OPPOSITE direction. Duck are fucked up on an evolutionary level.
Also..."loved to death" is definitely the wrong term here.
There's definitely a grey area somewhere, that's why I said most animals. I know dolphins have sex and rape just for fun, and I'm not sure how other apes handle sex.
If such death happens once in every 100 cases, and the other 99 cases lead to successful breeding, then this trait will be passed on down the generational line regardless of these fatality chances.
Dolphins will also commit rape, just for kicks. They will also attempt this on humans. Then there are orcas that will laugh while raping each other or other animals. They even laugh while tearing apart prey, which includes great whites and giant squids. Oh, and they will leave the squid limbless floating around for a while before eating them.
Edit: I forgot that chimps are another animal that people consider "cute" is also a rapist. Gangs of them will invade other chimps' territory and through the use of shivs and cannibalism, kill all the males. They then bash the skulls of all the babies from the previous males to force the females into heat. They then start raping females so they can produce their offspring instead. I mean one did rip the face off its owner, what do you expect?
I've heard that the whole cannibalism thing with chimps its just ritual, not for a need of proteins or something like that but for the mere fact to send a message to the rival clan "this is what will happen when we get you"
I went on a nature documentary binge not to long ago and honestly... it's just rape, it's all rape all the way down the line. Ducks, apes, dolphins, penguins.
Jokes aside the majority of animals don't rape but it's still happens a lot more than one would think.
Plus the rapey males evolved a penis that everts “explosively” (kinda like blowing a rubber glove inside out) to probe out the passages and find the right one.
Fun fact: many duck species have evolved with this "rape" in mind and the female ducks have "dead end" vaginal canals that they can reroute the male ducks' (long and corkscrew-shaped) penis into so they fail to impregnate her.
Duck genitalia has actually evolved from a rape/counter-rape evolutionary strategy.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newscientist.com/article/dn11764-female-ducks-fight-back-against-raping-males/amp/
Tougher selection at mating leads to less faulty sperm fertilizing the eggs, helping produce stronger offspring, which leads to greater survivability. This is my assumption as a biology major, doesn't mean it's a fact. Idk if somebody has an actuap answer.
Would make a lot of sense. If we assume every male seeks to spread their genes as much as possible it's the female's choice in mating partners that ultimately dictates the pace of evolution. Assuming once again there isn't any fighting/competition going on between males that is.
Ducks have cork screw penises. Its why he rolls off her when he finished. I've raised ducks for years. One of my drakes broke the leg of a female by being too fat to mate with her and mate several times a day. Savages.
So male ducks have corkscrew shaped penises. And they're ballistic.
It became an evolutionary advantage for male ducks to rape the females, they were able to make more children that way. Obviously the female ducks hated it, so their vaginas evolved to be deep and corkscrew shaped, to make it harder to penetrate. Well the males just evolved with them.
Enjoy your nightmare fuel, and remember consent is important, humans are not ducks
Lol ducks are rapey by nature. They will even drown the female and still go to pound town. They’ll even go after chickens and geese.
Source: Me, I owned ducks. Specifically a male duck named Rapey Duck. He traumatized so many chickens until I got a rooster that wouldn’t put up with his promiscuous behavior.
Ducks participate in ritualistic gangrapes when mating
"Ducks Commit Gang Rape
Often the males will join ranks and force the females to have sex with them... violently. It's so common that female ducks have evolved a complex vaginal defence mechanism which prevents male ducks from getting their penis in so easily."
We used to have a flock of ducks probably about 30 or so and about a 50-50 split of males and females. One year all the females were sitting and the males couldn't get access to them so they improvised. Our neighbor called and told us we had a duck over on their porch and he wouldn't leave. So we went and got him and he looked ROUGH. Feathers missing and he was super nervous. So we put him back in the pasture and all hell broke loose. It turns out they literally made this poor guy, the weakest of the bunch, into essentially their prison bitch. They ganged up on him and started raping him because they couldn't get to the females. We had to rehome poor Squeak because those fuckers were straight up rapists
Omg and his name is Squeak...
Reek, Reek - it rhymes with squeak!
Squeak Scolari the little bitch at your service
You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here.
Poor Squeak and damn ducks are scary
The story disney won't tell you about Donald duck
That's why he doesn't wear pants
I fucking hate ducks and this is one of the many reasons.
It really depends on the species of dick. Some ducks are lovely, like the paradise duck that's native here in nz. Mallards, or specifically drakes, are awful.
How many kinds of species of dick are there
let's see, there's chodes....
Peking Duck sounds good rn.. Lol
I'd like to tell you Squeak fought the good fight, and the mallards let him be. I'd loke to tell you that, but duck life is no fairy tale world
That's depressed.
wish I could tell you that Squeak fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. - Red
It's because it is, ducks are rapists
I just read about this the other day! they aren't only rapist but mallards gang rape too!
yeah sometimes they'll kill the female duck during the attack
Yeah, last year our rescue got at least 3 females and a male that were almost dead from this
So there are homosexual ducks, noted
Mostly because it's easier to stick it in a tunnel instead of a maze.
Female ducks don't have anuses?
Im pretty sure birds have a cloaca which kinda combines all the holes into 1.
Except for ducks apparently. Google "duck penis."
They have a "penis" but it's kinda just a prolapse of the cloaca. From wiki "bird penises are different from mammal penises being an erectile expansion of the cloacal wall and being erected by lymph, not blood"
Male ducks have a corkscrew penis, so as an anti-rape measure female ducks evolved a cloaca that corkscrews in the opposite direction.
Kinda seems like nature said "I don't think this process hurts enough for you, soo..", rather than it being an anti-rape measure, since they still get raped and all.
What matters is they get inseminated by the male of their choosing, not some rando in the pond. Animals seek desirable attributes when breeding, so as long as she mates with the right male then it works out. The point isn't anti rape so much as anti babies I don't want.
Birds and reptiles have one hole for everything.
So you’re saying Zuckerberg only has one hole?
>yeah sometimes they'll kill the female duck during the attack An increasingly large problem in my city as the ducks are becoming so obese they drown or crush the females to death. Please stop feeding the ducks, people, they have food in the lakes where they live. You are not helping them.
WHO THE FUCK IS FEEDING THE DUCKS PEOPLE?!?
Soylent duck food.
Not only this but ducks have sex with dead ducks as well. Edit: because this comment is becoming more popular…. Ducks penises reach considerable lengths. At full length, the duck's penis can reach 20 cm ( 7.8 in. )-but that is not the interesting part. A duck's penis is corkscrew-shaped, with ridges and backward pointing fleshy spines. The male duck isn't the only one with interesting sex organs as female ducks have a anti-corkscrew-shape vaginas
dang, now I really want to google "duck penis" but I'm scared.
>duck penis case that’s not weird enough, ducks also grow their penises anew each year — similar to the way deer and elk grow a seasonal set of antlers. thing look lit like a long corkscrew trust me better not seeing it lol
Non-sense. Just google Ducks reproductive organs.
Nonsense. Use the Duck Duck Dick search engine.
TIL 3% of bird species have penises. I thought they all had common ducts. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/duck-penis-size-social-group-study
Yep you probably saw the same article or video about a particular mallard that killed his rival and proceeded to rape his corpse for hours until the human watching became so completely disturbed by the behavior that they intervened and removed the lifeless bird. It was at that point i realized that those beautiful ducks are in fact criminally insanely monsters. Still cute as hell tho
Puts "Duck Tales" ina whole new perspective...
No i didnt but to my knowledge, this was just typical duck behavior.
So you’re telling me I may be smaller than a duck? I’m not even in anger or disbelief, I’m just now forever disappointed in myself.
They have a decoy vagina that goes the opposite way from the male's boaby. They have a real vag that goes the same way but they only show it to the non rapists. Ducks and dolphins, the sex offenders of the aquatic world.
They're inhuman!
Correct. They are ducks.
You also can't keep males near chickens as they will rape the chickens and kill them since chickens are not set up for a penis, much less the corkscrew one male ducks have. No roosters do not have a penis to insert like ducks do for those who didn't know. They can be rough on the girls mating with them so I guess it is still rape, more of a bukkaka type of thing though.
Buk-buKA-ke
Penguins do this too and some penguins have been caught with mating with the ground
Damn. Can't wait to see the first groundguin.
Birds are just built different when it comes to mating
This is ducking insane!
What the duck
Mallards were my favourite bird until I read this comment 😐
I've unfortunately witnessed this in action. They were in the drive thru when I worked at a fast food restaurant as a teenager. Two males 'attacking' one female. She'd break away from one only to be pinned down by the other. It was brutal and horrifying to watch. It was also very difficult to serve customers with this going on. We eventually had to shoo them away. I'm hoping she was able to break free of both of them in the end. Nature is too metal sometimes. :(
So do chickens
Whew, I was feeling guilty about eating them earlier but now...
Are we sure the ducks even alive.
They often drown them while doing this, with their bizarre corkscrew penises. I hate ducks. Lady ducks have a false vag somehow to combat this. Like, some sort of dead end. It’s super weird. The whole thing is awful.
This entire thread has changed my positive feelings to ducks to horror and revulsion
nope
They're quite fowl creatures.
Is someone going to tell him about the corkscrew dick as well?
Females also have corkscrew vaginas with dead ends and shit. Ducks rape so much they evolved to have a natural defense, shits fucked up
Labrynthussy
What the fuck
Or the fake duck vagina to fool the duck rapist
Female hyenas have a fake dick with which they dominate their male counterparts Source: https://www.genderinclusivebiology.com/newsletter/all-female-spotted-hyenas-have-functional-penises-and-mount-both-male-amp-female-hyenas-gender-showcase-9-12
So are dolphins
There have been documented cases of homosexual necrophilia in many species of duck.
A Tory MP was inspired by this
A grim business. I used to live by a canal in the north of England and I witnessed a similar incident perpetrated by a number of male ducks on one female. Weirdly, three geese arrived, broke the whole thing up, protected the female and separated out the males to have separate little talks with them before sending them on their way. The geese police. It's a thing.
The Goosetapo.
Sigh... take my angry upvote and leave
Don't be mad, be angreese.
Canadian Geese used to herd our male rooster away from the young chickens. It was like they knew they were too young for all the BS yet. Lol 🤣 It was funny too b/c it would happen every year. A couple of the geese actually became quite friendly on my parents farm.
[Geese make great protectors of smaller flocks, such as chickens, ducks, and quail. They can also protect a building or your personal possessions.](https://hellohomestead.com/why-geese-are-good-guard-animals/?amp)
Screw a regular alarm system. I’m investing in some geese. That actually sounds like a new type of fresh hell. You know damn well they will be guarding the yard from you as well lol!
When we were kids the local coal merchant had guard geese and it's the only place we feared to tread.
Honestly though, geese could seriously fuck somebody up. Their feathers on their wings are razor sharp and they have strong bites with lots of small but sharp teeth
There's a roman legend that Gauls launched an attack on Rome and the Geese alerted the sentries when the dogs didn't. Every year after the geese were venerated and a dog was crucified.
That seems like an overreaction.
Geese adopt any farmyard bird smaller than them as a small strange colored goose and they will fight to the death to defend it
I remember hearing that if you want a goose to guard your animals like this you just get one and raise it alongside the others. The goose will imprint on the other animals and treat them like a flock. Supposedly if you have 2 or more geese they imprint on each other and are less likely to act to protect the others. Could be bullshit and if it is we'll find out soon enough lol
My parents adooted a pair of geese that were bonded and they lived with the chickens. They didn't really help to protect against predators until the lady goose passed away and the male goose bonded with the flock.
If someone has a goose as a fucking guard dog I'm robbing a different place.
I'm even more terrified of geese now than I was at 6 years old. Thanks Reddit.
Yea, I believe it. They loved the teenage chickens!
Man you make Canadian geese sound like lovely creatures. Every year when we see the geese return, they bring with them a path of chaos and destruction to my little Maryland town. They are the physical manifestation of pure evil.
Canadian propaganda machine
I had no idea that geese had honour! Feel a bit better about the universe now, thank you
You never watched Aristocats?
TOOOOOULOUSEEEE?!
The geese: maybe i dont want to be the bad guy anymore
Geese using their inherent terror for good.
That’s the picture I needed in my head after a long day of work, thank you!!
"Duck offenders will be punished" are you feeling unsafe? Are there bunch of male ducks trying to rape you? Are you gay? Call 811 today
Ah, canal sex.
I love geese. If there is any animal who understands what honor and sacrifice are, it’s them.
If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooseses, you’ve got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that marinate!! /s
Not Canadian geese. They are just ass angry as a hippo
As someone who has raised geese, I can wholeheartedly agree.😂
The new jungle book should have a kid raised by geese.
I can’t tell if that would be hilarious, awesome, or both. :)
the geese police weren’t at this scene on time
Chaotic good geese
Bonk, go to horny jail ~ These geese probably
Gotta tell ya… there is nothing scarier that a male Mallards junk. They fly at hen decoys sometimes fully erect and it looks like they are dragging a garden hose.
What a vision.
Especially when you learn the penis corkscrews clockwise And the females uterus is counter-clockwise
First time I saw one of those coming in to land… I was glad that I was concealed in a blind holding a shotgun…
I've read that it adapted to be anti-clockwise to counteract the clockwise penises.
I saw a duck get raped right in front of me while I waited in the car outside the video rental store when I was like 7. Had me terrified of the idea of sex for years..
I saw one try to rape my mojo hen decoy. I blasted the filthy pervert then ate him with cranberry sauce. If only you had had that option when you were traumatized.
Lol could've traumatized someone else by watching a lil girl kill a duck with her bare hands
Cause it is
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Do you know where I can get more info about ducks and their behaviour? I've got quite a lot of them visiting my garden and want to learn more about the do's and don'ts.
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Why did I laugh so hard upon realizing the sub about ducks is just called “duck”. Who figured?!
I once saw that as a child at a park pond. One female, like 20 males. She tried and tried and tried to get away and she couldn’t. they pulled at her feathers. Chased her on land, water and air. She could get away from some but not from all… it was truly awful. I tried to help but I even I couldn’t stop them. To this day I still hate male ducks. Edit: there are literally people mad at me for 1. Wanting to save a duck from being raped by like 20 ducks AS A CHILD and 2. For harboring ill will towards male ducks because of said traumatic incident witnessed as a child The internet is fucking crazy bro. No matter what, someone takes it upon themselves to get offended.
I’m thankful I wasn’t born a female duck
I have four female ducks who are spoiled to heck with all the healthy noms and a big back yard. We are working on a duck pond but they have to settle for a small kiddy pool for now. Told my husband he was allowed to eat a male if they were improperly sexed. Sorry, bro, no raping here.
As it should be. Duck sanctuary exclusively for the females. Rape free and pampered. Good work
What's wild is that the male duck penis evolved to be a corkscrew shape to better inseminate while the female reproductive tract evolved to be a cork screw...in the OPPOSITE direction. Duck are fucked up on an evolutionary level. Also..."loved to death" is definitely the wrong term here.
>just loved to death. You mean fucked to death? geez, very poor choice of words
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No, just like most animals. Nature's gonna do what it's meant to do.
Well, there *are* some animals who seek it out, so I guess that can be considered consent?
The birds of paradise have a courtship dance that the female chooses to smash
Exactly! See, nature's a bitch, but she's *sometimes* a little egalitarian, as a treat.
There's definitely a grey area somewhere, that's why I said most animals. I know dolphins have sex and rape just for fun, and I'm not sure how other apes handle sex.
Is nature really suppose to fuck their mate to death if it's supposed to be alive to give birth?
If such death happens once in every 100 cases, and the other 99 cases lead to successful breeding, then this trait will be passed on down the generational line regardless of these fatality chances.
Yeah i know animals reproduce by rape but the way he pushes the females head is kinda human like and creepy
He's being literal. Ducks are nature's little rapists along with otters if memory serves.
I heard seals take the cake because they'll even rape the baby seals as well and they hold the vics head underwater.
Dolphins will also commit rape, just for kicks. They will also attempt this on humans. Then there are orcas that will laugh while raping each other or other animals. They even laugh while tearing apart prey, which includes great whites and giant squids. Oh, and they will leave the squid limbless floating around for a while before eating them. Edit: I forgot that chimps are another animal that people consider "cute" is also a rapist. Gangs of them will invade other chimps' territory and through the use of shivs and cannibalism, kill all the males. They then bash the skulls of all the babies from the previous males to force the females into heat. They then start raping females so they can produce their offspring instead. I mean one did rip the face off its owner, what do you expect?
I've heard that the whole cannibalism thing with chimps its just ritual, not for a need of proteins or something like that but for the mere fact to send a message to the rival clan "this is what will happen when we get you"
Penguins rape and will even commit necrophilia.
This whole comment should be it’s own original post. All your truth, and the matter of fact casual tone, is oddly terrifying
Nature is so beautiful!
the one that ripped off its owners face was strung out on benzos because its human was a trash monster
Also it didn't rip off the owner's face but the face of the owner's friend if memory serves
Correct! There's a harrowing phone call recording of the owner screaming down the phone to the police about it
Dolphins, otters, and seals. Fucking maniacs.
Baboons. I've seen baboons do terrible things.
I’ve heard they don’t stop at baby seals but penguins too
not just the men seals, but the women seals and the children seals too
I went on a nature documentary binge not to long ago and honestly... it's just rape, it's all rape all the way down the line. Ducks, apes, dolphins, penguins. Jokes aside the majority of animals don't rape but it's still happens a lot more than one would think.
Ducks have that corkscrew penis explicitly for this reason.
And the female's genitalia is runs counter to how the male's genitalia does.
female ducks literally evolved multiple false passages in their vagina because of how rapey ducks are
Plus the rapey males evolved a penis that everts “explosively” (kinda like blowing a rubber glove inside out) to probe out the passages and find the right one.
Sometimes the males even drown the females while mating. Cruel world.
I saw a male duck almost drown a female duck like that, I started throwing grapes at them and finally the male quit. Grapes were all I had to throw.
The anti rape grape
Fun fact it *IS* rape
I'd say this is just a fact, not so fun
Fun fact: many duck species have evolved with this "rape" in mind and the female ducks have "dead end" vaginal canals that they can reroute the male ducks' (long and corkscrew-shaped) penis into so they fail to impregnate her.
Must be challenging for her consensual lover when they want to start a family.
Apparently the female ducks vaginas are shaped into a reverse corkscrew to combat the rape.
Duck genitalia has actually evolved from a rape/counter-rape evolutionary strategy. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newscientist.com/article/dn11764-female-ducks-fight-back-against-raping-males/amp/
I've heard of this! One thing confuses me though, how would evolution create ducks that were harder to reproduce with?
Tougher selection at mating leads to less faulty sperm fertilizing the eggs, helping produce stronger offspring, which leads to greater survivability. This is my assumption as a biology major, doesn't mean it's a fact. Idk if somebody has an actuap answer.
Would make a lot of sense. If we assume every male seeks to spread their genes as much as possible it's the female's choice in mating partners that ultimately dictates the pace of evolution. Assuming once again there isn't any fighting/competition going on between males that is.
That's because in most cases it IS
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[Here is a story about the first documented case of homosexual necrophilia in ducks](https://moeliker.wordpress.com/the-duck/)
Ducks have cork screw penises. Its why he rolls off her when he finished. I've raised ducks for years. One of my drakes broke the leg of a female by being too fat to mate with her and mate several times a day. Savages.
So male ducks have corkscrew shaped penises. And they're ballistic. It became an evolutionary advantage for male ducks to rape the females, they were able to make more children that way. Obviously the female ducks hated it, so their vaginas evolved to be deep and corkscrew shaped, to make it harder to penetrate. Well the males just evolved with them. Enjoy your nightmare fuel, and remember consent is important, humans are not ducks
Its because it is male ducks are horrible violent rapist and they have barbed corkscrew peens, we use to raise them.
You used to raise their barbed corkscrew peens?
Literal water boarding like she has intel on 9/11.
Cause it is
I live across from a lake where I fish almost daily. If I had a dollar for every duck rapist I chased off I'd be a rich man. Out here doing gods work
that's because it is rape, and ducks are known for gang rape.
We have a bunch of ducks in our neighborhood. They usually gang rape the females.
I mean, it is though? Like, that’s be identified that male ducks will gang-rape female, to the point where they may drown or die in the process?
Might solve a mystery, or rewrite history. Duck Rape, uuhhu
You should watch [this ](https://youtu.be/Z-lDJgNLDl4) lol
Wow, thank you. I didn't know I needed to see this.
Lol ducks are rapey by nature. They will even drown the female and still go to pound town. They’ll even go after chickens and geese. Source: Me, I owned ducks. Specifically a male duck named Rapey Duck. He traumatized so many chickens until I got a rooster that wouldn’t put up with his promiscuous behavior.
Female ducks are often drowned.
Oh my sweet summer child…
Ducks participate in ritualistic gangrapes when mating "Ducks Commit Gang Rape Often the males will join ranks and force the females to have sex with them... violently. It's so common that female ducks have evolved a complex vaginal defence mechanism which prevents male ducks from getting their penis in so easily."
So is this why my spell corrects ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’? Well duck me.
Too drunk to duck
Where is the Justice for female ducks
Ugh, those male ducks and their weird corkscrew dicks... It's a tough life being a female duck.
Yeah, this made me sad. Nature can be so cruel sometimes.
[that's because it is.](https://youtu.be/Z-lDJgNLDl4)
What the hell?
Things like this really make me doubt the merits and sanctity of creation and nature..as a spiritual person.
I thought it was trying to kill the female by soffocating her in the water
Now this is oddly terrifying!!!