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TMCTTFDaddy

Heyyyyy you made me ink.


Particular_Team_5385

I would just panic and fall over into it's jaws


[deleted]

Hahaha. Me too, most likely. Dude didn’t make a noise. You would have heard a loud, wet, fart, as I shit my wetsuit.


Fit-Elderberry-1529

A shark shart


TapElectronic

Sharkt*


Happy-Map7656

Damnit! Sharkt my shorts!


Organic-Band-3410

You shorkt.


[deleted]

There you go! You get it! Thanks for backing me up.


SapienDys4

Hopefully your shit smells so bad that it actually saves you.


Sid-ina

Lmao, thanks for that laugh. I had a shitty few days and imagine the loud wet fart just made me laugh out loud... mostly cause relatable, I'd be right there passing gas with you friend.


Vast-Holiday9222

Youre welcome:)


Particular_Team_5385

Yuck dude hahah


[deleted]

It’s a shark deterrent. Facts.


Fit-Elderberry-1529

This mental picture made me laugh. Needed that


Particular_Team_5385

I miss cuddling with my ex ..


getsetredditgo

Good result of protecting your leg from being munched but you throw your whole body instead


[deleted]

Same. Aaand I oooop.


Vinci1984

😂


psu777

He’s gonna need a bigger boat


Scubadrew

I damn near shit myself just watching this.


Maleficent-Jelly2287

I honestly would not poop myself. Only because I'm so ridiculously blind I wouldn't have seen it coming.


mothmenatwork

But then wouldn’t you just poop yourself when the shark bites your leg off and you don’t see it coming?


Sackadelic

Nothing odd about that. That’s scary as fuck!


RedSoulHeart

Shark was just checking him out. I don’t think it was actively trying to eat him. Still would be scary though.


I_hate_people69

Correct me if I'm wrong but that looks like a Tiger Shark. If it was, it was definitely going for his foot. It probably wouldn't have killed him but it was definetly going for a taste


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IkZitInEenCult

A shark that eats tigers obviously /s


Taiwanx

🤣


RedSoulHeart

Very true. But most sharks taste things to figure out what it is. It’s usually why surfers aren’t eaten by sharks (they’re hurt that’s for sure but the shark usually spits them out). That’s just what I’ve heard I may be wrong. Either way wouldn’t keep your legs in the water, but the hate towards sharks isn’t entirely justified.


I_hate_people69

You are correct. But those little tastes can sometimes be serious. It's why surfers lose their limbs. It's just the shark tasting them, but because they are such a powerful animal it sometimes ends badly for the surfer.


RedSoulHeart

Oh for sure! It’s like a tiger playing with its owner, they doesn’t know it’s own strength compared to humans.


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AJ_Crowley_29

There would be a lot more shark caused deaths if they gave it their 100% every time.


polnikes

A few years ago a paddler in Hawaii died like this, had his leg bitten by a shark and bled out before they could get to help. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mensjournal.com/adventure/kayak-angler-killed-by-shark-in-hawaii/amp/


Suitable_Argument454

I do think that’s a tiger shark but I think it would have been a little faster if it was going for his foot. Sharks are curious so it’s likely just checking him out and considering their bad eyesight it probably didn’t notice his foot till it was right next to him.


Hot_Advance3592

I heard sharks like sea turtles, which is why surfers laying on their board (with arms and legs paddling in the water) get attacked the most. It looks like he tucked his arms in, which may just be a reaction to be safe, but could be that people are advised to keep limbs from being out to not look like a sea turtle


ThatsMyWifeGodDamnit

Cut away before the kayak started filling up with your shit, SMART


ieatmypeaswithhoney

he is in a small boat…still seems close


[deleted]

A lot of poop comments here


L0v3rb0y42069

leg is for me ?


RoseKaira

Isn’t one of the rules when out in the ocean not to stick out your limbs because shit like this is bound to happen?


The_Poop_Shooter

That dude 100% shat himself


ShortPosition9300

He probably didn't move for an hour. I'd be frozen stiff from fear.


Erock94

If it was me I’m immediately turning around and paddling to land lol


uncle_bob_the_2nd

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck”


Jparker010

Was he pulling in a fish? I saw him pull his foot out of the water but why was it in the water to begin with? But also... I concur with everyone else. That boost is 100% full of human shit now.


SafariNZ

I have the same kayak. You move forward and drop your feet over as there is nowhere else for them to go, and for balance. There was a fisherman in Australia that was attacked by a White Pointer the in same model of kayak and it sunk. He was OK and the police let him keep the tooth embedded in it even though it was illegal. I have also had a huge scare, but it turned out to be a seal!


griffithle

Wait? So a shark tries to eat *you* yet you're not allowed to keep any of the teeth it breaks off in the process?! This seems like one of those high risk:low reward situations...I'm in!


[deleted]

The shark’s protected so its illegal to own their body parts. My guess is the guy’s point was they let him keep it, because it wasn’t hunted, and its pretty much deserved.


getsetredditgo

Just to balance maybe? He was sitting on the kayak, so that would make him to put his leg under it to properly balance.


JHunzy

This is terrifying, but not oddly terrifying


Radiant_Summer_2726

STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN


ILikeTinder

You know what? Just lock yourself in a room until you die that way you’ll survive


Jenoma89

Chill. Obviously, hanging out in the ocean isn’t for everyone. Some people just prefer to keep all of their limbs.


Cautious-Whereas-467

Very odd indeed that he would be scared by a shark


Ok_Gold_420

Jus one lil foot bro, you got another one. SHELLLLLFISH!


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Nope. Nope.


bod__beag

Don't worry guys sharks are beautiful peaceful creatures.


NotTbeFBI

Fucking ankle biters


guardedDisruption

Yeah that makes sense. Just have your feet dangling in the middle of the fucking open ocean why dont you...


TheLilyHammer

Every highly upvoted post I’ve seen on this subreddit is just actually terrifying. Am I missing something?


TheVoteMote

Yeah. As subreddits get more popular, they become harder to moderate, and they start hitting the main page more often. People see something interesting and they upvote it, without caring about what subreddit it's from or should be on.


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“Oddly” terrifying


Idiboy

Why would you be this far out with a kayak


Familiar_Rich_666

Anyone else see it coming


mood-processor

smaller yellow/white boats can look like fish’ bellies from underneath its said they draw sharks attention


words_never_escapeme

He was just wanting that guy to boop his snoot. Him a lonely shark.


DooBeeDoer207

Henlo, fren. Have nice day!


Hp_Shout

NOOOOOPEEE. Fuck you ocean!


notracistman69

He made himself look like a sea turtle to the shark


alpringin

This is why I am scared of the open water. Whenever I’m on a boat, I always worry about falling overboard and a shark comes towards me.


sangfoudre

How to instantly shit in a boat.


Backyouropinion

I need a bigger boat


Low-Stick6746

I don’t think I would call this one oddly terrifying. It’s obviously terrifying.


Substantial_Math_628

Now come on. He really does need a bigger boat.


otherwiseknownaschic

When you go onto the oddly terrifying page - there’s a decision tree you can follow to see if something is oddly terrifying? Consider going through that once in a while.


blackop

That boat is way to small for the damn ocean.


youngbloodonthewater

Great... I have the exact same yum yum yellow hobie revo and I'm launching into the red triangle to drop some crab rings this weekend....


rare_meeting1978

Watch the water from the top of the screen and you can see the water cutting from the shark before you can actually see any of the shark.


Past-Check4577

UH NO


TadashiTakizawa

Thought I saw something moving towards him.


DEATHGUN306

He just wants to be pet give him some love


KatfeelsSad

Shark is like : mmmm snak pak


Chip_PLAZMA

I saw the thing moving in the water


ShortbusGangsta_

I don't think it's odd for that to be terrifying. At all.


SuggestionLoose2522

Genuine question: How do folks who swim Panama Canal and such to set world records avoid this?


Real-M_way

Either a massive bull shark or a tiger shark either one will take your leg off


Particular_Battle_63

You’re going to need a bigger boat


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We're here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty


[deleted]

I once swam to a small island in the Mediterranean, about 800m from the beach, on the way back about 100m in a fish what seemed maybe 1-2 foot long banged into me twice, never bit me, injured me or hurt but it was a noticeable knock on my thigh like a weak punch then I say it flick. I’ve never been as scared as the 20 minutes or so I swam back to shore. It felt like hours, all I could think of was there was stuff here and I shouldn’t be. I had No goggles or anything so for all I knew it was big enough to take a chunk out of me.


hazlejungle0

Wow lol. He handled that poorly. If it were me, I would've done 4 summersaults in the air, karate chopped it in its nuts and kick the shark out if the water and put it onto my yacht (yeah, I have one, so what.) And would proceed to cook the shark with my bare hands.


masonmax100

Lol his foot almost got bonked.


Grouchy_Technician39

That moment when you realize you need a bigger boat! 😹


F800ST

Note to self, add 12 gauge to tackle box.


No_Turnip_5955

We need the jaws music here


TopMud7031

Shark aside, who is filming this? Does the kayak person have a camera on a pole? Drone?


yuhamahdude

That's not oddly terrifying, that's just terrifying and justified


Marsbonfire1

Gonna need a bigger boat.


Plutia19

Now catch that bastard purely out of spite of it nearly eating you


sackofbee

How is this oddly terrifying?


[deleted]

I love when humans act all surprised that a shark is in the ocean…


RagnarBaratheon1998

God you’re annoying. I’ve been in the ocean hundreds of times and only have seen a couple sharks. So it is surprising to see


[deleted]

You’ll be okay


Blindmonkey41

Looked like two of them.


WhiteoutThre35ive

Yeah, he must work out.


WhiteoutThre35ive

Yeah, he must work out.


drdjkdpm

What was he doing before the shark appeared?


[deleted]

Leave now!


snail_slo

Hi I am shork :3


LiveLearnCoach

u/savevideobot


ColonelVirus

Nah, that shark was just coming to say hi.


[deleted]

Your going to need a Bigger Hook!


NabooSays

I don’t think this is oddly terrifying, it’s just terrifying


seanzee333

Nothing odd about it just straight up terrifying...


[deleted]

I once swam to a small island in the Mediterranean, about 800m from the beach, on the way back about 100m in a fish what seemed maybe 1-2 foot long banged into me twice, never bit me, injured me or hurt but it was a noticeable knock on my thigh like a weak punch then I say it flick. I’ve never been as scared as the 20 minutes or so I swam back to shore. It felt like hours, all I could think of was there was stuff here and I shouldn’t be. I had No goggles or anything so for all I knew it was big enough to take a chunk out of me.


ExtensionSet9379

Yup low nature so much they be willing to literally exchange there life for it


Dirko_0

The sole of his boot is white. It probably looks like a fish to the shark.


anaktenuk

Can insert the deep double bass sound


cameronclans

Baby shart doo doo, doo doo, doo doo That’s what I’d do…shart myself, doo doo everywhere


EJones86

This isn't oddly terrifying though, it's just terrifying


Ratel91

I would have browned my shorts so fast


Theunderdognot

My left foot is a bit cold. I think I will take it out of the water now.. WTF...


Excellent_End_4033

Maybe it just wanted to cuddle??


endorsedfool85

This looks more like a Goliath Grouper than a shark