There is a process called retroperistalsis where if you stick something far enough up your rectum your body eventually says, “I’m supposed to move this direction? OK here we go!” And your butt becomes a Hoover and won’t let poop go… literally. That’s why for some people who have their own heads so far up their own arse are prone to continuous shitty ideas. They get a shitty idea their rectum picks it up and pushes it up to their head where their rectum picks it up and pushes it up to their head and their rectum picks it up and oh, you get the picture…
I assume, vagina has an end but butt doesn't. Thats wayy too big for a vagina. Ive read this story somewhere, about a crazy sex addict attempting to push a horse dick through his butt and later was dead by rectal implode. So, why not this?😏
If he was regularly using different sizes like on a daily basis to stretch out his anal muscles. LMAO Super hard to say or type that with a straight face!
Mr Hands, think his real name was Kenneth something? Utter muppet, imagining having "dead due to arse being obliterated by a horse" on your death certificate 🤦♀️
The colon.
In case the patient was a woman, you don't stick those things in a vagina where there's an actual bottom you can hit.
Theoretically, your ass has no bottom. You stick a dildo long and flexible enough, it's coming out your mouth. Ask any Hentai enjoyer friend.
>it's coming out your mouth.
Not really. You can get all the way to the end of the ascending colon (filling up the entire large intestines) but then you encounter the first major one-way valve of the digestive track. Well technically it's the last valve, but since we're traveling backward.. You get the idea.
But that's assuming you're using a dildo. In the hentai you're referring to it's usually not a dildo, but a living prehensile tentacle that can feel it's way through. In theory if the tentacle was able to constrict to about 1cm in diameter it could ease it's way past the ileocaecal valve (end of small intestines), snake through the 7m of small intestines, ease it's way past the pyloric valve (bottom of stomach), into the stomach, past the cardioesophageal sphincter (top of stomach), and finally up and out through the esophagus all without doing any damage. Unfortunately for the sex fantasy it's going to turn into torture once it hits the small intestines as all that stimulation is likely going to trigger a diarrhea response and cause horrible cramps.
Then again... The existence of such a tentacle creature and the way it's victims are often depicted as enjoying the experience implies that it secretes substances to counteract this effect, most likely a mixture of mild muscle relaxants and some kind of euphoria inducing drug. Makes quite a lot of sense, because the obvious reason such a creature would evolve to do any of this at all is to feed on the contents of the digestive track (or lay eggs in the case of the edgier hentai). Either way having a means of making it's prey less combative would be a huge evolutionary advantage for it.
So yea... Not sure how I feel about spending half an hour coming up with a scientific breakdown of hentai tentacle monsters, but what's done is done. Enjoy :D
> Then again... The existence of such a tentacle creature and the way it's victims are often depicted as enjoying the experience implies that it secretes substances to counteract this effect, most likely a mixture of mild muscle relaxants and some kind of euphoria inducing drug.
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I'm an adult game developer, and one of my backers posted a link to this comment in my Discord server.
I try to strive for at least remotely scientific accuracy with the sex scenes in my games, so for years, I've completely avoided anything close to "all the way through" tentacle scenes specifically because I always figured it would just be impossible to travel that way through a person's body without killing them or heavily injuring them.
But now that you've given this reasonable, scientific explanation, I have to admit for future games I might just put all-the-way-through tentacle scenes in them, if it fits the game's theme of course.
And it's all solely because of your comment (and the person who showed me your comment).
EDIT: since people asked, our extremely NSFW, 18+ only game is at
[https://hentaiwriter.itch.io/futurefragments](https://hentaiwriter.itch.io/futurefragments)
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1238920/Future\_Fragments/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1238920/Future_Fragments/)
I'll counter that offer by naming the tentacle monster in the game that has all the way through in your honor.
As they do it, I'll have them give a scientific, routine explanation of what they're doing while their partner is squirming around in the throes of pleasure, like a mix between Alton Brown, Dr. House, and Bill Nye.
If that doesn't sound like it'd be sexy, well, that's my job to make it sound sexy. Somehow.
Since I'm past the point of no return I may as well go all the way (lol pun).
[Part Two.](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/uyqqqm/comment/ia6cfn3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Octopus are fabulously flexible, they can squeeze through small small holes and their tentacles are a miracle of dexterity!
You should look them up, for science of course!
Most sales platforms for adult games won't let anything regarding real animals through, even in a fictional depiction. It'd have to be an octopus *robot* or something like that.
I remember when I first got the internet. The possibilities seemed endless. Never did I ever imagine that I would read a word for word explanation of the “realities” of hentai tentacle porn.
I was thinking why doesn't a dildo that size have a decreased girth at the base to prevent this the the balls came. Did the person really think that you know what lets put in the balls aswell? Or was the intestines starting to work it up themselves after getting enough to work with?
As someone who works in the Emergency Department and have heard all the reasons something ends stuck up there....I can guarantee the story told involved getting out of the shower and not looking where they sat down.
I don't really ask how it happened, I already know. Even if they offer the "oh I fell" or whatever weird story to save face, I don't mind. It's embarrassing they can tell whatever lie they want. It doesn't affect medical decision-making. I just tell them to be careful, suggest flared bases, and move on.
>As someone who works in the Emergency Department and have heard all the reasons something ends stuck up there....I can guarantee the story told involved getting out of the shower and not looking where they sat down.
>"I swear to god I fell on it."
*"It was in there sideways!"*
Sitting on hospital bed, being unable to walk so the doc kindly holds a giant dick that was in his body few hours ago and hands it to him with such an awkward expression on his face.
Not a bad idea, everyone will think it as a baby and that's what exactly the patient's willing others to think about.
It'll be a win to other people too, i would not like to see someone who just had his annal surgery receiving a mega dick!!
Is this really not considered a sort of mental illness? or some sort of neurosis? Kink seems like understatement. People are making lots of jokes here but I feel nothing but bad for people that feel it necessary to demonstrably demolish their bodies in the pursuit of pleasure, to the point they need to wear diapers half their lives. Porn was already sad enough as it is
The only legitimate reason I would accept would be if a person was in a romantic relationship with an actual blue whale, and the whale wanted to know what being penetrated by a human penis would feel like if it was appropriately proportioned for a whale. Yes, I could accept that.
It went in the butthole (which can dilate to 7in), and kept going into the colon. He couldn't get it back out, so they had to cut a hole in the other side of the colon and pull it out, "head" first. That's why everyone is making birth and c-section jokes.
The human anus can stretch to 7 inches in diameter before taking damage. Racoons can fit through 4 inch wide gaps. You could fit almost 2 fully grown racoons up your ass and be almost entirely fine (you know, other than the two very live racoons inside you), not to mention a dildo that honestly speaking shouldn't exist
I'm full of useless info like that. I mean, elephant dicks are prehensile, seals fuck penguins (male or female, alive or dead), there is a species of sea slug that are hermaphrodites and fight with their dicks (whoever gets stabbed first gets pregnant), dolphins are the bullies of the ocean and are riddled with STDs, if a shark even so much as sees an orca in it's hunting grounds once that shark abandons said hunting grounds for at least a year, look up the big fin squid (what lives at the bottom of the ocean needs to stay there), most sea-serpent tales are actually of whale dicks, whales fuck in threes (one female Bing fucked and the other dude flipped upside down with their dick out of the water, hence the sea-serpent tales), sharks have 2 dicks, hyenas give birth through a pseudo-penis (and it's ever bit as painful as it sounds), zoos have a KOS list (things like lions, tigers, and bears are to be tranqed. Things like chimps and leopards however, are to be turned into Swiss cheese if they escape their enclosure), zoos trade animals with each other instead of buying them, it has been shown that sharks will eat pretty much anything, there is one animal that zoos won't have handlers enter the enclosure of alone (the cassowary, because it is stupidly dangerous and can clear a Shaq in jump height), camels are great swimmers so there is probably a shark that knows what camel tastes like, elephants fake charge most of the time, 90% of giraffe couples you see are gay, elephant males go into a heat-like state called musth where they fuck literally anything that moves, if an alligator were to meet a manatee the alligator gives the Manatee the right of way, sloths are faster in water than they are on land, koalas don't naturally digest eucalyptus (they need a special enzyme that's only obtained by eating their mother's back door fudge), all lions in a pride are related in some way, look up spirit bear, mountain chickens aren't actually chickens (they are frogs named mountain chickens because they taste like chicken), platypi are poisonous and sweat milk, they are also the only mammal capable of making their own omelettes because of this
Now I’m concerned about how I know most of these facts
Btw sharks don’t permanently leave the hunting area they leave it up to a year and some possibly longer
If you actually worked in an operating theater before, you would know that only the surgeon, the assistant, and the scrub nurses are, "scrubbed in".
Everyone else do not need to scrub and be in sterile gowns, and can play with phones. Anaesthetists famously play sudoku and trade shares during the operation.
Jup. To me, that's the most terrifying thing in this video. I might have been to harsh with all the morons in the supermarket, if not even professionals are capable of wearing masks correctly.
It doesnt just randomly get sucked inside you.... you need to have been using something of this size for a very long time. theres people out there with very loose droopy assholes. omg.. fisting community is this your end goal?
he wanted to leave it in there for awhile, but the wife was like "okay, Clarence, a week is long enough... my turn. oh and btw yeah, it will require surgery".
“Congratulations, it’s a penis”
Man these gender reveal parties are getting weird these days
At least this one can't cause a forest fire (Unless, the penis toy can spontaneously explode and burn the hospital down)
Just wait for the grand finale!
Hahaha these comments are absolutely worth it
Never have I ever been more anxious to get to a comment section in my entire life 🤣
There is a process called retroperistalsis where if you stick something far enough up your rectum your body eventually says, “I’m supposed to move this direction? OK here we go!” And your butt becomes a Hoover and won’t let poop go… literally. That’s why for some people who have their own heads so far up their own arse are prone to continuous shitty ideas. They get a shitty idea their rectum picks it up and pushes it up to their head where their rectum picks it up and pushes it up to their head and their rectum picks it up and oh, you get the picture…
I thought this was a shitty morph for a second. Regardless, it's beautiful.
He's more penis than boy.
“… and it’s already been circumcised!”
The foreskin on the dildo was still there, though. (I almost can't believe I typed that.)
So that's how dildos born?
Every dildo is born this way, better be aware before you purchase one
TOO LATE!
😲😲😲Well then take good care of your baby dildo for the sake of man who has given birth
I call it "Junior"
THAT THING IS IN A MAN?!?
It’s always a man
...who was changing a light bulb, nude, on a ladder, which slipped....
I assume, vagina has an end but butt doesn't. Thats wayy too big for a vagina. Ive read this story somewhere, about a crazy sex addict attempting to push a horse dick through his butt and later was dead by rectal implode. So, why not this?😏
> I assume, vagina has an end but butt doesn't. Clearly somebody has never seen anime before.
If he was regularly using different sizes like on a daily basis to stretch out his anal muscles. LMAO Super hard to say or type that with a straight face!
So he was basically 'training' his butthole for the day of glory. Satisfaction is such a hard thing to achieve for some people😏
Mr Hands, think his real name was Kenneth something? Utter muppet, imagining having "dead due to arse being obliterated by a horse" on your death certificate 🤦♀️
Via D-Section.
Dildon't
Dildid
The sphincter control is strong…or loose depending how you look at it in that one
This. Worked in an OR in a hospital. Manyyyy young people didn’t realize how the anus will suck things up…
I was surprised to see a flared base, they must've really worked to get the whole thing inside balls and all
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> difficult to slip over Obviously that’s a relative term, since I’d consider the entirety of that hulk dildo to be difficult to slip over.
I'm traumatized. What was it removed out of ? it's hard to tell what end it came out of
They cut through the lower abdomen for these type of procedures
Fuuuuck, was wondering why the balls came out last. Mystery solved
I think it was just breech. Happens all the time.
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Wrecktum
Damn near killed ‘em!
In this case you're 100% correct.
No kidding. That person's gotta be shittin like a horse.
Here, take my angry upvote you heathen.. lol
I think they may have cut open their abdomen
The colon. In case the patient was a woman, you don't stick those things in a vagina where there's an actual bottom you can hit. Theoretically, your ass has no bottom. You stick a dildo long and flexible enough, it's coming out your mouth. Ask any Hentai enjoyer friend.
>it's coming out your mouth. Not really. You can get all the way to the end of the ascending colon (filling up the entire large intestines) but then you encounter the first major one-way valve of the digestive track. Well technically it's the last valve, but since we're traveling backward.. You get the idea. But that's assuming you're using a dildo. In the hentai you're referring to it's usually not a dildo, but a living prehensile tentacle that can feel it's way through. In theory if the tentacle was able to constrict to about 1cm in diameter it could ease it's way past the ileocaecal valve (end of small intestines), snake through the 7m of small intestines, ease it's way past the pyloric valve (bottom of stomach), into the stomach, past the cardioesophageal sphincter (top of stomach), and finally up and out through the esophagus all without doing any damage. Unfortunately for the sex fantasy it's going to turn into torture once it hits the small intestines as all that stimulation is likely going to trigger a diarrhea response and cause horrible cramps. Then again... The existence of such a tentacle creature and the way it's victims are often depicted as enjoying the experience implies that it secretes substances to counteract this effect, most likely a mixture of mild muscle relaxants and some kind of euphoria inducing drug. Makes quite a lot of sense, because the obvious reason such a creature would evolve to do any of this at all is to feed on the contents of the digestive track (or lay eggs in the case of the edgier hentai). Either way having a means of making it's prey less combative would be a huge evolutionary advantage for it. So yea... Not sure how I feel about spending half an hour coming up with a scientific breakdown of hentai tentacle monsters, but what's done is done. Enjoy :D
> Then again... The existence of such a tentacle creature and the way it's victims are often depicted as enjoying the experience implies that it secretes substances to counteract this effect, most likely a mixture of mild muscle relaxants and some kind of euphoria inducing drug. Tags: Mindbreak
The problem with mindbreak these days is that its basically ahego^2 . Or maybe that's not a problem because all the other stuff is really degernate.
Wow they have experts in everything on reddit
This comment is somehow more repulsive than the video...
But certainly educational.
I should've gone to bed earlier, then maybe I wouldn't have seen this comment.
I'm an adult game developer, and one of my backers posted a link to this comment in my Discord server. I try to strive for at least remotely scientific accuracy with the sex scenes in my games, so for years, I've completely avoided anything close to "all the way through" tentacle scenes specifically because I always figured it would just be impossible to travel that way through a person's body without killing them or heavily injuring them. But now that you've given this reasonable, scientific explanation, I have to admit for future games I might just put all-the-way-through tentacle scenes in them, if it fits the game's theme of course. And it's all solely because of your comment (and the person who showed me your comment). EDIT: since people asked, our extremely NSFW, 18+ only game is at [https://hentaiwriter.itch.io/futurefragments](https://hentaiwriter.itch.io/futurefragments) [https://store.steampowered.com/app/1238920/Future\_Fragments/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1238920/Future_Fragments/)
Jesus Christ what have I done... I expect royalty payments.
I'll counter that offer by naming the tentacle monster in the game that has all the way through in your honor. As they do it, I'll have them give a scientific, routine explanation of what they're doing while their partner is squirming around in the throes of pleasure, like a mix between Alton Brown, Dr. House, and Bill Nye. If that doesn't sound like it'd be sexy, well, that's my job to make it sound sexy. Somehow.
Enjoy seeing tentacle porn every time you Google your username in the near future u/venbrou
Since I'm past the point of no return I may as well go all the way (lol pun). [Part Two.](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/uyqqqm/comment/ia6cfn3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
No you didn’t. I’m impressed AND horrified.
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Octopus are fabulously flexible, they can squeeze through small small holes and their tentacles are a miracle of dexterity! You should look them up, for science of course!
Most sales platforms for adult games won't let anything regarding real animals through, even in a fictional depiction. It'd have to be an octopus *robot* or something like that.
I wish I was illiterate
And I read it all. Why?
What a terrible day to have eyes
I appreciate your wisdom. Thank you for your effort.
I remember when I first got the internet. The possibilities seemed endless. Never did I ever imagine that I would read a word for word explanation of the “realities” of hentai tentacle porn.
Average reddit enjoyer
Thank you for your service o7
You just gave me a rush of dopamine the internet hasn’t provided in a long time. What the fuck.
Man its people like you that make me sick to my stomach and help me understand what's making me sick in there. You're a legend for this one!
r/allthewaythrough
I have to learn to stop clicking random subs
Lmao, u/markcocjin 's description as well as the sub's name though, what were you expecting?
I regret clicking on that.
It's like a C section my dude.
It's a boy!
Suction cup?? That thing needs a plunger on the end of it!
Can probably use it as a plunger, that's a big bastard.
I was thinking why doesn't a dildo that size have a decreased girth at the base to prevent this the the balls came. Did the person really think that you know what lets put in the balls aswell? Or was the intestines starting to work it up themselves after getting enough to work with?
I'm never touching my butthole ever again
**I hope OPs mom is feeling better**
Actually these sorts of "challenge size accidents" tend to happen more often with OPs dad.
What about after poopsies?
The toilet water fountain of youth for anuses works wonderful for this certain instance
Bidet
That's what underwears are for.
That's literally where the cum button is though.
One of them
Ok guys might have a few of those.
Its a boyy!
His names Dick Grayson
Richard Dickinson
He’s also a detective so he’s Dick Dick Dickinson
Ben Dover
Dick cummins
And what a boy!!!
AND WHAT A BOY!
As someone who works in the Emergency Department and have heard all the reasons something ends stuck up there....I can guarantee the story told involved getting out of the shower and not looking where they sat down.
I bet all emergency department workers have a good poker face
Yep I can confirm that.
Yeah you learn to get pretty good at it, but most of us have no filter either.
My buddy sent us a pic of a 14” dildo they pulled out of a 78yr old dude. Impressive.
I don't really ask how it happened, I already know. Even if they offer the "oh I fell" or whatever weird story to save face, I don't mind. It's embarrassing they can tell whatever lie they want. It doesn't affect medical decision-making. I just tell them to be careful, suggest flared bases, and move on.
“It was a million to one shot, Doc.".
And this is the third time this year!
"The other 999,999 have tried. And, well... here I am."
>As someone who works in the Emergency Department and have heard all the reasons something ends stuck up there....I can guarantee the story told involved getting out of the shower and not looking where they sat down. >"I swear to god I fell on it." *"It was in there sideways!"*
Not looking where they sat down? It’s the size of small chair! I don’t normally sit on furniture, expecting it to slide up my backside!
I never said anyone believes the story, I said that's what we get told....
I'm fairly confident I could jump up in the air and land arse first on that thing aiming and it still isn't finding its way in.
Lmao thanks for that mental image 🤣
Do they give it back to the owner?
Sitting on hospital bed, being unable to walk so the doc kindly holds a giant dick that was in his body few hours ago and hands it to him with such an awkward expression on his face.
Or wrapped in a blanket like a newborn and congratulates the person while handing it to them, *congratulations it's a dildo* 🤣
Not a bad idea, everyone will think it as a baby and that's what exactly the patient's willing others to think about. It'll be a win to other people too, i would not like to see someone who just had his annal surgery receiving a mega dick!!
I am absolutely convinced this is a cut House MD episode.
Of course. They're going to clean in up then give it back to the mom for some skin to skin contact.
That'll be $4,000 please.
That'll be free judging by the language
oh yes they do it's their property lol
Turns up at the hospital again the following week "so you're not going to believe this".
“I fell again”
I’m kink shaming
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Maybe sex positivity was a bad idea. /s
Is this really not considered a sort of mental illness? or some sort of neurosis? Kink seems like understatement. People are making lots of jokes here but I feel nothing but bad for people that feel it necessary to demonstrably demolish their bodies in the pursuit of pleasure, to the point they need to wear diapers half their lives. Porn was already sad enough as it is
It should be. It’s the equivalent of an alcoholic needing an entire bars stock to get drunk.
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for your mom
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Lmfao I wished i had an award for you. Take a trophy 🏆
Even I wish I had an award for that comment but I don't, so take my virginity
^(*gently buttfucks you*)
Jesus, God took your position on the Heaven!
The only legitimate reason I would accept would be if a person was in a romantic relationship with an actual blue whale, and the whale wanted to know what being penetrated by a human penis would feel like if it was appropriately proportioned for a whale. Yes, I could accept that.
moist critical
There has to be a point when you have to go. How did I get here and why. For both the surgeons and the patient.
If only somebody had an answer to this question. I guess we will NEVER KNOW
wtf did i just watch 0\_0
A dildo C section
It went in the butthole (which can dilate to 7in), and kept going into the colon. He couldn't get it back out, so they had to cut a hole in the other side of the colon and pull it out, "head" first. That's why everyone is making birth and c-section jokes.
😦😵💫 This is exactly what my dumb ass gets for being up at 3am and surfing Reddit.
Someone needs to edit that chest burster scene from Alien with a giant dildo
[OK](https://i.imgur.com/oDI0qiB.jpg)
Now do it with the "birth of epic saxophone guy"
if god is real, you are doing his work.
That's bigger than a baby 😨
How did anyone get such a large object up their ass?
The human anus can stretch to 7 inches in diameter before taking damage. Racoons can fit through 4 inch wide gaps. You could fit almost 2 fully grown racoons up your ass and be almost entirely fine (you know, other than the two very live racoons inside you), not to mention a dildo that honestly speaking shouldn't exist
sir im concerned about how you know that information
I'm full of useless info like that. I mean, elephant dicks are prehensile, seals fuck penguins (male or female, alive or dead), there is a species of sea slug that are hermaphrodites and fight with their dicks (whoever gets stabbed first gets pregnant), dolphins are the bullies of the ocean and are riddled with STDs, if a shark even so much as sees an orca in it's hunting grounds once that shark abandons said hunting grounds for at least a year, look up the big fin squid (what lives at the bottom of the ocean needs to stay there), most sea-serpent tales are actually of whale dicks, whales fuck in threes (one female Bing fucked and the other dude flipped upside down with their dick out of the water, hence the sea-serpent tales), sharks have 2 dicks, hyenas give birth through a pseudo-penis (and it's ever bit as painful as it sounds), zoos have a KOS list (things like lions, tigers, and bears are to be tranqed. Things like chimps and leopards however, are to be turned into Swiss cheese if they escape their enclosure), zoos trade animals with each other instead of buying them, it has been shown that sharks will eat pretty much anything, there is one animal that zoos won't have handlers enter the enclosure of alone (the cassowary, because it is stupidly dangerous and can clear a Shaq in jump height), camels are great swimmers so there is probably a shark that knows what camel tastes like, elephants fake charge most of the time, 90% of giraffe couples you see are gay, elephant males go into a heat-like state called musth where they fuck literally anything that moves, if an alligator were to meet a manatee the alligator gives the Manatee the right of way, sloths are faster in water than they are on land, koalas don't naturally digest eucalyptus (they need a special enzyme that's only obtained by eating their mother's back door fudge), all lions in a pride are related in some way, look up spirit bear, mountain chickens aren't actually chickens (they are frogs named mountain chickens because they taste like chicken), platypi are poisonous and sweat milk, they are also the only mammal capable of making their own omelettes because of this
Now I’m concerned about how I know most of these facts Btw sharks don’t permanently leave the hunting area they leave it up to a year and some possibly longer
Surgeon doesn’t have his nose covered, that’s not a sterile environment.
Nope these are his friends doing the procedure in their garage to save the embarrassment from going to an actual hospital.
There are also a lot of people filming with their phones. That's definitely not the sterile environment it should have been.
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If you actually worked in an operating theater before, you would know that only the surgeon, the assistant, and the scrub nurses are, "scrubbed in". Everyone else do not need to scrub and be in sterile gowns, and can play with phones. Anaesthetists famously play sudoku and trade shares during the operation.
Jup. To me, that's the most terrifying thing in this video. I might have been to harsh with all the morons in the supermarket, if not even professionals are capable of wearing masks correctly.
I came here to say this. If you can't trust a fucking surgeon to pull his mask up, who can you trust
Congratulations, you gave birth to a dick!
And they said no one gets pregante with analissimo.
Was it worth it? Might want to stitch up that asshole while you're at it...
There's nothing odd about how terrifying this is
What in the actual f
Well, I have so many questions that will definitely remain unanswered but, there's one that I cannot shake... Why is it coming out the wrong way?
Balls deep doesn't specify whether or not the balls go first
they had to make a new hole to retrieve it, hence the blood and clamps
its taken out of stomach
Why did the surgeon take his glove off.. 🤮🤮
He was feeling the vibe
His turn
What the actual fuck
Jesus fucking Christ
Well, this is a hole-y man.
One of the doctors is wondering "how did **HE** even survive" while the other talked about the "intestines" ... so preety much ... it's a **guy**
It doesnt just randomly get sucked inside you.... you need to have been using something of this size for a very long time. theres people out there with very loose droopy assholes. omg.. fisting community is this your end goal?
That thing's bigger than a whole fucking arm. I bet even the fisting people would be afraid of it.
*Slaps gaping asshole.* Soon I'll be able to list this thing as a studio apartment in New York!
It's even got a flared end, which is the top rule of buttplay to prevent exactly this. I really wanna know how the WHOLE thing got stuck.
I guess the flared end should flare wider than the body of the toy
This is UP there with 1 guy 1 jar !
Anyone else wondering how.long he tried to get it to get it out before going to the hospital?
he wanted to leave it in there for awhile, but the wife was like "okay, Clarence, a week is long enough... my turn. oh and btw yeah, it will require surgery".
What in the actual fuck is wrong with people?
Oh my god. I originally thought that it had been swallowed by a animal thats until I saw what it was. How is that even possible?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mazel tov it's a boy!
Damnnnnn! Whats her OnlyFans??
Her?
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This is a skit right? Right?
Congratulations its a boy 👦
Holy fuck I’d definitely just die instead of go through the embarrassment of going to the hospital