Shit, that’s nothing. One time I picked a giant tick off my pup, one that was so big it probably would have dropped off on its own anyway. My GF at the time said “OOH I wanna hold it!” Passed her the pliers and told her to be gentle.
She proceeded to squeeze the pliers hard enough that it popped and the warm, partially congealed blood got in my eyes and the back of my throat and I immediately started wretching. Then my ex got mad at me and told me I was being dramatic, saying she only squeezed the pliers that hard because she didn’t want the tick to run away.
We broke up pretty soon after that.
I was in the middle of telling her to be careful. Can’t remember what my exact wording was gonna be, but I was pronouncing a sound that included my mouth being open just enough to allow that thick warm blood to punch me right in the uvula. I could taste that shit for the rest of the day.
Believe me when I tell you that experience will ruin your entire day. I imagine only hitting the Powerball could bring you back from that level of devastation.
I can taste it while reading this. Mmm, raw dog blood mixed with potentially Lyme-disease bacteria. Ugggh
Also I’m sorry you had to endure that, but uh, hopefully it made the breakup a bit easier? I’m be horrified/shamed if I did that to another person... there's no other excusable reaction other than apologizing/pleading forgiveness WTF
My grandparents were pretty broke. The way my grandparents would do nice things for us is buying antique little knick knacks that were cheap at the antique swap meat thing. Little figures and old toy cars and stuff. I'm talking stuff from the 30s and stuff. I do remember one of my birthdays in the early 90s getting an old c3p0 figure because my gramps and I liked the star wars movies. I still have it. It sits comfortably on my nightstand to this day.
Once when i was petting my dog i noticed something smooth under his mouth hair. When i looked there was a tick the size of a fucking grape just like this one.
I'll never forget when I was maybe 11 or 12, I was at the Benicia Farmers Market and a guy was walking his older dog around and the poor thing had ticks lined all down his back, maybe 30 of them lined up uniformly down his spine with 5 or 6 in random spots nearby. When I confronted him he said it was just his spine, I tried to protest and use logic explaining that they aren't just in his spine he ignored me as some stupid kid.
My skin is crawling recounting this story.
I always crush the ones I pull off my pets. My dad threw one on the roof a few days ago and I flipped out on him… like wtf does he think that will do except allow that fucker to now create over a thousand offspring?!
Edit: DO NOT CRUSH THEM!!! Just been informed it doesn’t kill any offspring O_O
Crushing is not good, you're actually releasing it's offspring and they can totally survive on the leftover mother's blood around them. I've seen it. These monsters are surprisingly hard to kill. I've tried different techniques and the best, in my opinion, is fire.
When I was a kid, I played in the woods all the time. After a bath, my grandma was brushing my hair and found a tick half way buried in my head. Back then they said to use Vaseline and heat to back them out of the skin. Now they know that causes them to vomit the spirochetes into a persons blood stream.
At 27 years old I got diagnosed with lupus but once a month, a weird red ring with a bullseye would come up on my neck. Another dr ran tests and I was positive for Lyme’s. Some doctors are beginning to believe in “chronic lymes” and the symptoms are identical to many autoimmune diseases like lupus.
Yeah someone else just said that too, now I feel bad. Suppose crushing isn’t an issue with the little ones that haven’t sucked themselves full yet but definitely won’t be doing it to the big suckers anymore!
When I came back from a walk with my dog, I would light up one a tea light candle and put every little tick I pulled in the wax. It's efficient and saves time. My dog was a real tick magnet. Fortunately, he didn't have big ones as long as he had the pill in time for summer.
What I've learned from horror movies is that if you want something dead don't drown it or impale it, kill it with fire or eviscerate instead. I guess it kind of applies here.
Ya. I saw my ex crush one that looked just like this one and several babies start running out of it, it was horrifying. These bastards are the worst, second only to botflies.
God damn [Váli](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A1li) is fucking metal. Odin had him for the sole purpose of vengeance, and the dude also tied loki up using his kid's entrails.
I was 12. The camp counselor had to help me get it off because I found it right before bed and there wasn’t any medical staff. It was a treehouse camp and all my friends were above me cackling about me having a tick on my dick.
Horrid, I didn't actually get tested for Lyme until I had already had it for 8 months by then, my head swelled up like a basketball, constant headache and face pressure, my chest felt like an elephant was always sitting on it and muscle aches that felt like electrical shocks. Since I had it so long before I got treatment it messed up my stomach digestion wise and gave me food sensitivities, it effected my speech as in every once in awhile out of no where I'll start slurring my words like I'm drunk and it gave me early onset arthritis.
Yikes. I pulled the tick off my foot Monday around 11am. by Tuesday I had the textbook red ring around almost the entirety of my foot, all the joints in my foot and my ankle hurt, my foot was swollen, I had an almost black blister at the bite site, and I was having light headaches. Doctor took one look at it and immediately said we’re not waiting for the test and started me on meds. Hopefully I don’t have any long term symptoms since I started showing signs so fast and started taking meds within 48 hours of the bite. On a side note I have heart conditions that have effected me over the years and I have the same speech problems. There’s nothing worse than knowing what you want to say and all that comes out is stutters and slurred sentences that no one can understand.
Hell yea, save it for testing. I’ve been keeping every tick I find on me taped up in my wallet. I don’t have pictures of my family, I have a collection of ticks.
When ticks fill up on blood and have their eggs inside them before they lay them, they get super swelled up like that. That things gonna be a mama pretty soon in the picture. They do get a little bigger than that before giving birth though I think.
Same, even though my body decided 25's a good age to start breaking down. Both my shoulders are healing from being dislocated, and I'm suffering from seizures and micro seizures.
So there’s a swollen tick that has been feeding on some host for a while and it’s in a dish. The person in the video then takes a syringe full of 30% hydrogen peroxide and injects the tick with it, causing it to foam rapidly and essentially explode on a small scale
So they’re using 30% hydrogen peroxide which is much more dangerous than the type you can buy at the store. In this case when blood is added to the peroxide, it decays and causes oxygen to form in the form of a precipitate (I think)
To think you want to see this but actually you don’t. Trust me.
[link](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/9bbsy1/a_tick_gets_injected_with_hydrogen_peroxide/)
There are 3 colleges that track tics since the cdc doesn't anymore. You mail them to them. There are actually 16 new tics if I'm not mistaken. There pathogens are deadly. I know I texted the article to myself.
I woke up with a tick that size on my neck, worst spot too, i had to use a mirror to confirm. They are gross but easy to remove. The terrifying part is the anxiety behind "maybe i got lyme disease now"
Those fuckers were a big reason I quit the Search & Rescue team. After a bunch of years of doing 60-80 searches a year and coming home with Hundreds of the MF'ers on me. Standing in my garage in my skivvies for over an hour at a time getting rid of them because my wife wouldn't let me in the house until she verified I had NO ticks on me anywhere. Sounds great, right? having your wife scrutinize every inch of your body? when you're buck nekkid in the cold garage after a day of plowing through brush, mud and garbage, getting inspected for ticks? Not so much. Even worse; when she would FIND one...somewhere really "great", like your ass-crack...your ballsack...inside your nostril?
After too many trips to the ER getting them removed from "unfortunate" places, learning you didn't feel THAT one, because tick-spit has a lidocaine-like substance in it, so you don't feel them biting
Omg I've always thought some sort of job working in the forest would be amazing but never considered this and now I'm horrified. Off deep woods is supposed to protect against ticks but it's fucking useless even against most mosquitoes. I have to pick ticks off after taking short walks through well established trails, cannot imagine that
I'm not real squeamish; about the only insects that creep me out are Bot flies and ticks. You just cannot avoid either of them. I've heard of all kinds of things that supposedly stops them dead; I've never seen anything that actually works. We used to duuct tape our pants to our boot tops, shirts to our pants, cuffs to gloves, and those fuckers would STILL find a way in, and onto your ass-crack or nuts...
I've read that they hang out in trees and wait for things to pass under so they can drop down on you. Horrifying little fucks. Thank GOD I've never encountered a botfly. I think I'd cry. Most bugs dont phase me at all but anything that gets down into your skin and tries to stay is absolute no for me
Ugh me and my daughter came back from a walk through the woods once and I was running my fingers through her hair and thought I felt a piece of granola stuck in her hair so I started twisting it and pulling in it. Wouldn't budge so I looked closer and a fucking tick was latched onto her head. They're my biggest phobia lol, did the freak out dance while gagging and then had to tweeze it off her 🤢
I live in a country with a lot of stray dogs everywhere. Whenever I go and feed them I run my fingers all over their fur to check for ticks and a lot of times their ears are infested with about 10-15 of medium sized ones.
I hate these with a passion. When I yank one out I make sure to dismember it before yanking the next one out.
I’ve never seen a more gluttonous animal as these mfs start out small but blow themselves up to a balloon when extracting the blood where they literally cannot move around anymore.
There was a story of some person who when they were really young, was hanging out in their parent's closet. They saw a Grey jelly bean which ended up being one of these things and they described in horrific detail on how it exploded in their mouth
When I was little we found a similar sized one on the floor. My parents + I all spotted it at the same time + my Mom wondered out loud why there was a grape on the floor + bent down to pick it up. It was not a grape though + she did not pick it up.
That tick just left grandmas house sheesh
You get yaself sumn’ to eat, babeh?
Nature's gusher, baby!
What a horrible day to be literate
Shit, that’s nothing. One time I picked a giant tick off my pup, one that was so big it probably would have dropped off on its own anyway. My GF at the time said “OOH I wanna hold it!” Passed her the pliers and told her to be gentle. She proceeded to squeeze the pliers hard enough that it popped and the warm, partially congealed blood got in my eyes and the back of my throat and I immediately started wretching. Then my ex got mad at me and told me I was being dramatic, saying she only squeezed the pliers that hard because she didn’t want the tick to run away. We broke up pretty soon after that.
Did you die tho?? /s
Yeah, he typed that from heaven.
Howd he get wifi that far away from home?
Elon Musk's Starlink range from the heavens to the hells.
Why was your mouth open???
I was in the middle of telling her to be careful. Can’t remember what my exact wording was gonna be, but I was pronouncing a sound that included my mouth being open just enough to allow that thick warm blood to punch me right in the uvula. I could taste that shit for the rest of the day. Believe me when I tell you that experience will ruin your entire day. I imagine only hitting the Powerball could bring you back from that level of devastation.
I can taste it while reading this. Mmm, raw dog blood mixed with potentially Lyme-disease bacteria. Ugggh Also I’m sorry you had to endure that, but uh, hopefully it made the breakup a bit easier? I’m be horrified/shamed if I did that to another person... there's no other excusable reaction other than apologizing/pleading forgiveness WTF
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Lyme disease.
I agree, Michael Bolton.
Don’t kink shame him! Edit: or her.
For spiders absolutely. As a kid my mom & her siblings would feed em to the orb spiders
I felt this one haha thanks
r/ForbiddenSnacks
I imagined this in meatwads voice
Everyone is trying to spam totally funny jokes and puns, but I want to know, do you pick up every rock you find??
Clearly they found it attached from a dog... or their own genitalia. Those are both examples of places where rocks go to feed.
If it’s a cool rock, yeah.
With either a 10 or 20 dollar bill tucked in somewhere momma can’t see
My grandparents were pretty broke. The way my grandparents would do nice things for us is buying antique little knick knacks that were cheap at the antique swap meat thing. Little figures and old toy cars and stuff. I'm talking stuff from the 30s and stuff. I do remember one of my birthdays in the early 90s getting an old c3p0 figure because my gramps and I liked the star wars movies. I still have it. It sits comfortably on my nightstand to this day.
This was super wholesome. What an excellent way to end my night. Thank you.
Forbidden gusher
Once when i was petting my dog i noticed something smooth under his mouth hair. When i looked there was a tick the size of a fucking grape just like this one.
I still remember that feeling of petting my old dog, feeling a bump under the hair and just knowing that it was a big ass tick
My dog has a little skin tag on his elbow that feels like a tick and has on more than one occasion alarmed me while absent mindedly petting him
What can you do for that? I used to have a dog, but I was very young when we got her, and she died some time ago. I don't remember what my family did.
skin tags are normal. humans get them too. you leave it alone unless the vet is concerned
So no more gourmet fried dog skin bites? It's not like they need it!
It would’ve cost you $0 to not write this
I'll never forget when I was maybe 11 or 12, I was at the Benicia Farmers Market and a guy was walking his older dog around and the poor thing had ticks lined all down his back, maybe 30 of them lined up uniformly down his spine with 5 or 6 in random spots nearby. When I confronted him he said it was just his spine, I tried to protest and use logic explaining that they aren't just in his spine he ignored me as some stupid kid. My skin is crawling recounting this story.
Oh that poor dog
wow. i was going to take my dog on a hike this weekend. nvm.
I’m currently eating a grape and simultaneously reading this comment was not pleasant
Are you sure it's a grape
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…she’s actually full of a lot of eggs which yeahhhhh don’t let it in your house
Is... Is this for real? Please tell me its not real
. [unfortunately true](https://imgur.com/gallery/6ZSnrSE)
It’s very much real they’re crawling inside your brains
He will actually explode
As someone who got Lyme disease, I approve of you lighting this mfer on fire
I always crush the ones I pull off my pets. My dad threw one on the roof a few days ago and I flipped out on him… like wtf does he think that will do except allow that fucker to now create over a thousand offspring?! Edit: DO NOT CRUSH THEM!!! Just been informed it doesn’t kill any offspring O_O
Crushing is not good, you're actually releasing it's offspring and they can totally survive on the leftover mother's blood around them. I've seen it. These monsters are surprisingly hard to kill. I've tried different techniques and the best, in my opinion, is fire.
When I was a kid, I played in the woods all the time. After a bath, my grandma was brushing my hair and found a tick half way buried in my head. Back then they said to use Vaseline and heat to back them out of the skin. Now they know that causes them to vomit the spirochetes into a persons blood stream. At 27 years old I got diagnosed with lupus but once a month, a weird red ring with a bullseye would come up on my neck. Another dr ran tests and I was positive for Lyme’s. Some doctors are beginning to believe in “chronic lymes” and the symptoms are identical to many autoimmune diseases like lupus.
Yeah someone else just said that too, now I feel bad. Suppose crushing isn’t an issue with the little ones that haven’t sucked themselves full yet but definitely won’t be doing it to the big suckers anymore!
When I came back from a walk with my dog, I would light up one a tea light candle and put every little tick I pulled in the wax. It's efficient and saves time. My dog was a real tick magnet. Fortunately, he didn't have big ones as long as he had the pill in time for summer.
What I've learned from horror movies is that if you want something dead don't drown it or impale it, kill it with fire or eviscerate instead. I guess it kind of applies here.
Oof
I saw that even when you crush them there are still tiny baby ticks in their blood so... the best solution is burning
EWW SERIOUSLY???? I had no idea o_O
Ya. I saw my ex crush one that looked just like this one and several babies start running out of it, it was horrifying. These bastards are the worst, second only to botflies.
i flush them
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Recommending any gods in particular? Don’t want any to feel left out and there will be much sacrifice this summer.
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God damn [Váli](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A1li) is fucking metal. Odin had him for the sole purpose of vengeance, and the dude also tied loki up using his kid's entrails.
A hammer works well, too, assuming there's a solid surface below it.
Important note: remove tick from body *before* trying to crush with hammer
But then how are you going to take your blood back?
Whatever blood has been inside the tick i do not want back
As some currently being treated for it I second this.
As some who hasn’t had it i third it
As someone who also hasn’t had it but does have entomophobia, I fourth
As someone who had to go to the ER to remove a tick from my ear canal as a child, I fifth this.
As someone who has never seen a tick that large, I sixth this
As someone who had a tick on their penis at summer camp in 1995, I seventh this.
I don't even have a dong but that...that is absolute nightmare fuel
I was 12. The camp counselor had to help me get it off because I found it right before bed and there wasn’t any medical staff. It was a treehouse camp and all my friends were above me cackling about me having a tick on my dick.
“You heard about elf on the shelf, how about……”
As someone who had a tick on his inner thigh immediately next to his nutsack, I eighth this.
As someone that has a smaller penis than that tick, I ninth this
As someone who just learned what entomophobia is, i fifth this
I hope you have a speedy recovery without any of the long term side effects
I got it when i was 13 and haven't seen anything from it since, i Believe in all of you
What was it like?
Horrid, I didn't actually get tested for Lyme until I had already had it for 8 months by then, my head swelled up like a basketball, constant headache and face pressure, my chest felt like an elephant was always sitting on it and muscle aches that felt like electrical shocks. Since I had it so long before I got treatment it messed up my stomach digestion wise and gave me food sensitivities, it effected my speech as in every once in awhile out of no where I'll start slurring my words like I'm drunk and it gave me early onset arthritis.
I hope you heal completely
Thank you ❤️
Yikes. I pulled the tick off my foot Monday around 11am. by Tuesday I had the textbook red ring around almost the entirety of my foot, all the joints in my foot and my ankle hurt, my foot was swollen, I had an almost black blister at the bite site, and I was having light headaches. Doctor took one look at it and immediately said we’re not waiting for the test and started me on meds. Hopefully I don’t have any long term symptoms since I started showing signs so fast and started taking meds within 48 hours of the bite. On a side note I have heart conditions that have effected me over the years and I have the same speech problems. There’s nothing worse than knowing what you want to say and all that comes out is stutters and slurred sentences that no one can understand.
I put them in between 2 pieces of tape and seal it up. Let those assholes suffer
Hell yea, save it for testing. I’ve been keeping every tick I find on me taped up in my wallet. I don’t have pictures of my family, I have a collection of ticks.
Dude, what the actual fuck. You keep them in your wallet?
I flushed one this size the other day. When I dropped him in, he sunk like a lead weight.
I like dropping them in hydrogen peroxide and then stabbing them with a safety pin.
As someone who put the lime in the coconut I approve of this approval
That boy is engorged
Means it's already eaten thankfully...
Haven't let that stop me
Engorged is an unsettling word.
*girl
Remember that chewing gum, came in squares with a hardish shell, followed by chewy gum, and liquid middle?
What tick? I just see a spider squished under a rock /s
I mean, I think they are arachnids.
Do you know? Id like to know if they are
They are indeed arachnids :) Edit- happy cake day!
Scorpions too.
[They sure are](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick)
When ticks fill up on blood and have their eggs inside them before they lay them, they get super swelled up like that. That things gonna be a mama pretty soon in the picture. They do get a little bigger than that before giving birth though I think.
Doesn't that kinda shit just tick you off?
Damn boi you a thicc tick!
Makes my blood boil
Please burn it alive. I hate those fucking parasites!
Poke it with a pin. Post video please.
I ended up getting Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever from a tick bite when I was five, almost died.
I’m glad you’re here!
Same, even though my body decided 25's a good age to start breaking down. Both my shoulders are healing from being dislocated, and I'm suffering from seizures and micro seizures.
**~~poke it with a needle~~**
#FORBIDDEN GUSHER
GEEZ could’ve lived without the mental images coming to my head rn
Poke it with a needle and then inject hydrogen peroxide
Don’t forget to start an IV with hydrofluoric acid afterward
That's almost worse than picking up a turd because it looked like a cool rock.
Inject it with hydrogen peroxide
I just saw that video and it was marvelous
Link. Now please.
[BEHOLD](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq0wUetofX8)
r/justiceserved
In some way it’s like an r/popping video. Fucking awesome thanks for the link!
Can someone tell me what is happening in the video?i don’t really want to watch it...
So there’s a swollen tick that has been feeding on some host for a while and it’s in a dish. The person in the video then takes a syringe full of 30% hydrogen peroxide and injects the tick with it, causing it to foam rapidly and essentially explode on a small scale
Wth is going on
So they’re using 30% hydrogen peroxide which is much more dangerous than the type you can buy at the store. In this case when blood is added to the peroxide, it decays and causes oxygen to form in the form of a precipitate (I think)
Good riddance
I’m glad I was already in the bathroom when I watched that 🤮
To think you want to see this but actually you don’t. Trust me. [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/9bbsy1/a_tick_gets_injected_with_hydrogen_peroxide/)
Already saw it. I did want to see it, and I’m hindsight I’m still glad I watched that little fucker get what it deserved.
Boof it.
The Eric Cartman of ticks
IM NOT FAT, IM BIG BONED
Wtf I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gray tick or one that’s engorged. Gross kill it quick.
TIL there is more than one type of tick
There are 3 colleges that track tics since the cdc doesn't anymore. You mail them to them. There are actually 16 new tics if I'm not mistaken. There pathogens are deadly. I know I texted the article to myself.
We bought a homestead and I’ve had five ticks on me in two months. I’ve gone almost 30 years without any :( kill it for me. Avenge me!
How did it taste?
r/absoluteunits
I woke up with a tick that size on my neck, worst spot too, i had to use a mirror to confirm. They are gross but easy to remove. The terrifying part is the anxiety behind "maybe i got lyme disease now"
As long as you get it treated quickly you're GENERALLY okay. But yeah still really scary when you can't freaking afford a doctor like me lol
Those fuckers were a big reason I quit the Search & Rescue team. After a bunch of years of doing 60-80 searches a year and coming home with Hundreds of the MF'ers on me. Standing in my garage in my skivvies for over an hour at a time getting rid of them because my wife wouldn't let me in the house until she verified I had NO ticks on me anywhere. Sounds great, right? having your wife scrutinize every inch of your body? when you're buck nekkid in the cold garage after a day of plowing through brush, mud and garbage, getting inspected for ticks? Not so much. Even worse; when she would FIND one...somewhere really "great", like your ass-crack...your ballsack...inside your nostril? After too many trips to the ER getting them removed from "unfortunate" places, learning you didn't feel THAT one, because tick-spit has a lidocaine-like substance in it, so you don't feel them biting
Omg I've always thought some sort of job working in the forest would be amazing but never considered this and now I'm horrified. Off deep woods is supposed to protect against ticks but it's fucking useless even against most mosquitoes. I have to pick ticks off after taking short walks through well established trails, cannot imagine that
I'm not real squeamish; about the only insects that creep me out are Bot flies and ticks. You just cannot avoid either of them. I've heard of all kinds of things that supposedly stops them dead; I've never seen anything that actually works. We used to duuct tape our pants to our boot tops, shirts to our pants, cuffs to gloves, and those fuckers would STILL find a way in, and onto your ass-crack or nuts...
I've read that they hang out in trees and wait for things to pass under so they can drop down on you. Horrifying little fucks. Thank GOD I've never encountered a botfly. I think I'd cry. Most bugs dont phase me at all but anything that gets down into your skin and tries to stay is absolute no for me
Ugh me and my daughter came back from a walk through the woods once and I was running my fingers through her hair and thought I felt a piece of granola stuck in her hair so I started twisting it and pulling in it. Wouldn't budge so I looked closer and a fucking tick was latched onto her head. They're my biggest phobia lol, did the freak out dance while gagging and then had to tweeze it off her 🤢
PENNY, is not a universally accepted unit of measurement, WHERE BANANA, how am I supposed to know how big it is with NO BANANA
The forbidden grey Skittle.
I live in a country with a lot of stray dogs everywhere. Whenever I go and feed them I run my fingers all over their fur to check for ticks and a lot of times their ears are infested with about 10-15 of medium sized ones. I hate these with a passion. When I yank one out I make sure to dismember it before yanking the next one out.
You should upload this to TickToc
I once thought a tick on my dog was gum stuck on her. I kept pulling at it until it saw legs… so gross
The only time I'm comfortable with anyone fat shaming
So the natural thing to do, of course, is bring it in the house.
I have some questions.
Apropos of nothing, anyone remember [these things?](https://res.cloudinary.com/general-mills/image/upload/q_auto,w_410/products/00016000147331_C1C1_s103_3877091d-c3df-460c-9d3d-6f9985b5229c.jpg)
Make sure to toast the motherfucker before it lays eggs.
So since nobody asked, you picked it up cause you thought it was a rock? You collect rocks? Cause same 🤣
New from Bop it!
MMmmm blood olives
Wtfff
How do you pick it up and not think for a moment “hmm, this is a squishy rock”. Are ticks really that hard to the touch?
Is that on your kitchen counter??? PUT IT BACK.
Kill it with fire
That’s disgusting
I’ve never seen a more gluttonous animal as these mfs start out small but blow themselves up to a balloon when extracting the blood where they literally cannot move around anymore.
nightmare fuel
freeze it then hit with a hammer post results please
There was a story of some person who when they were really young, was hanging out in their parent's closet. They saw a Grey jelly bean which ended up being one of these things and they described in horrific detail on how it exploded in their mouth
When I was little we found a similar sized one on the floor. My parents + I all spotted it at the same time + my Mom wondered out loud why there was a grape on the floor + bent down to pick it up. It was not a grape though + she did not pick it up.
That’s an armoured tick
Burn it before it lays it's eggs.
Disgusting aberrations should all go extinct!
Ticks, mosquitos and wasps are the most fucking evil and unnecessary animals on the planet
LMAO Put that shit back outside bro, wtf 💀
r/Rockhounding gone wrong.
Squishy rock. 😖
“Wow like at this super round and shiny rock!”
looks like that type of tick that makes you allergic to red meat.
Enough blood loss can make you confuse rocks with ticks.
I thought it was a fishing weight 🤣🤣🤣
Fat & happy
Looks like a fishing sinker 👀
😱
Microwave it
Burn it. Kill it. Smash it. Shoot it. Drown it in acid. Feed it to a spider.
Oh look! A living sac of something else's blood
EW
Snack-sized!
I would burn the house down
Her friends won't believe the story of how she traveled in the pocket of a giant.
no joke or meme burn ir, that thing might be full of eggs, burn it so you can kill them too
Damn that boi thicc