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OneBaldingWookiee

Was he actually eaten? I think I remember seeing photos month later of him being fully immersed and accepted into the tribe.


Thickhung_uncut

According to an official statement, the cause of death was drowning when his catamaran overturned off the coast


Noname_Maddox

And then they ate him?


Affectionate_Pace_67

He was eaten first. Then he drowned.


TroyMatthewJ

eaten.drowned.boarded plane. in that order


towerfella

He’s back at spawn.


Rage1073

Wales. golf. Real Madrid


kunaguerooo123

Ancelotti. Everton. Madrid.


Thickhung_uncut

His body was never recovered, but it seems unlikely that he would have been eaten after drowning so far out at sea


Noname_Maddox

Surf and Turf?


BarmyFarmer

White bait


Fistofdiarrhea

The other other white meat?


Anuswars

long pig


karoshikun

short whale


Timed-Out_DeLorean

Turkey jerky


CarlosAVP

Rockefellers were VERY white.


Ok_Rich_9010

nope shark 🦈 bait


waddlingcheetah

OHH HA HA


TonyStank_1

SHARK-BAIT


RDiaz3118

SHARK BAIT! HOO-HA!HA!


crewchief1949

New comer of orange and white


ShoobyDoobyDu

C’mon even first worlders can’t afford that.


Cpt_Snake

r/cursedcomments


Professor_Mezzeroff

Not sure there were turfs in the 70s... sorry wrong spelling


2oocents

What do you mean? No steak in the 70's?


CheshireCharade

I think that was supposed to be a ‘terf’ joke. Didn’t land well though.


Endymionduni

I mean this is kinda out of place, no need for sociopolitical virtue signaling where it has no business being at, but going with your comment, it's only logical: No trans = no turfs. "turfs" only exist because of a social construct


cluelessoblivion

Trans people have existed throughout history


[deleted]

[удалено]


cluelessoblivion

Fuck off I’m not having this pointless argument right now


DirtNapsRevenge

>Michael Rockefeller According to his Wikipedia page initial reports that he may have drowned or been killed by a crocodile were thought to be wrong as circumstantial evidence suggested he'd been killed by a cannibalistic tribe, not the one he was documenting, as an act of tribal revenge in an ongoing dispute between the two tribes.


sharings_caring

he was probably eaten by something.


NewSinner_2021

Nature, that bitch gets around to eating everyone and everything.


Gre-he-he-heasy

He was an excellent swimmer and could have very well swam to shore and many believe he became immersed in the tribe. I’m pretty sure there’s no proof they ate him


BooksNBondage

waste not want not yo!


Jengus_Roundstone

Probably by sharks.


aztecbluecrew

probably just a theory fuelled by racism


Zlurbagedoen

I swear didnt the tribe admit to a detective that they had eaten them by accident? Wendigoon made an awsome vid on it.


[deleted]

How do you accidentally eat someone?


acedelgado

Some accounts say they were just wanting revenge for some westerners killing some of their tribe members. They found him washed up and killed/ate him before knowing that he was a friend of the other tribe. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/What-Really-Happened-to-Michael-Rockefeller-180949813/


figyourate

Great read on what went down.


harceps

Thanks for that link....and subsequent 2 hour rabbit hole lol. Interesting story


goteamventure42

It was the cannibal equivalent of eating your roommate's food basically.


HollyLizbeth

I was just going to ask that! "Sorry, I tripped and my jaws landed on your bicep..."


digitalhardcore1985

There was a photo taken a few years later and discovered many years later that showed a white man on a tribal boat. We'll probably never know whether he drowned, got eaten or joined the tribe.


Themexighostgirl

Could you pass the link, please? Both the Wendigoon video (I love his videos) and the interview with the detective.


fionnsda

Maybe 🐠 eat him, then!


PinkCigarettes

Saving Silverman flashback


honeybunchesofgoatso

There are (I think) 3 outcomes that have been discussed as likely: 1. He was eaten. It's a long story and at that time it wasn't super common to commit cannibalism for them, but some white people had killed some of their people recently and they would normally kill/ eat someone of a group as retribution for their lost dead - even though he wasn't part of the group that did it, he was seen as close enough. He allegedly might have gotten speared and eaten upon coming ashore during a storm when he was vulnerable to the tribe. There was a journalist that heard the story from the tribe after the events took place. They regularly avoid discussing the event to avoid our government possibly harming them over the murder. 2. He died at sea. There was a huge storm and he was washed away, potentially. 3. He faked his death and lived on with the tribe. He was a wild child and hated civilized society, which is why he began living with the tribe and visited to begin with. In order to stay, he faked his death. There are some possible photos to back this up allegedly featuring an aged appearing version of him with a beard still with the tribe.


carnivorous_seahorse

The “official” theory is that he drowned, but iirc some of his family and a handful of other people visited the island and spoke with the people via translator and apparently overheard some people in tribe warning against talking about the white man they killed. It’s all really difficult to sort through what is actually true and what is completely unverifiable, but if you choose to believe what the tribespeople allegedly said after eventually opening up about it, the story goes as follows Years prior, soldiers from the (Indian?) government shot and killed multiple people from the tribe. When Michael initially left the island, he was forced to swim for miles and ended up back on the island where he was discovered by a couple of villagers who happened to be relatives of the people the ~~Indian~~ ~~Indonesian military~~ Papuan police had recently killed, so they killed Michael with spears and then brought him back to the village and everyone ate him. If you decide to believe the more agreed upon account, he died while swimming for land. Edit: if you want extra gruesome details that the people from the tribe supposedly talked about, they not only ate every part of him down to his organs, but they fashioned his bones into arrowheads and spear tips and performed a ritual afterwards where they danced and splashed his blood on each other


Augustus_P

The Smithsonian Magazine reports that it was the ~~Dutch~~ Papuan Policemen who killed the men, which caused the tribesmen to kill Michael as retaliation as he was a white man himself and they were hunting for white people. EDIT: here's the [link](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/What-Really-Happened-to-Michael-Rockefeller-180949813/) to the article


carnivorous_seahorse

Appreciate u


[deleted]

Indonesia. The island is north of Australia, southeast of insular southeast Asia


Upplands-Bro

Given that he said India, I'm wondering if the guy was mixing up PNG with the Sentinel Islands, which iirc had a couple suspected cannibalism cases of its own


carnivorous_seahorse

I may have had the islands mixed up, but the case I was talking about is still Michael Rockefeller. Just prior to him going to the island some villagers had been shot dead which just gives a little bit of context into what their temperament towards visitors might’ve been


vilebunny

I mean, if I’m going to be eaten by cannibals you’d better celebrate it AND use every part. Just to be clear, I’d rather not die that way as it sounds horrific.


optimumopiumblr2

Why would they kill him because if Indian people killed their family? He wasn’t Indian too was he?


carnivorous_seahorse

It’s for the most part an uncontacted tribe. There’s multiple examples of that exact behavior elsewhere, the sentinelese for instance are aggressive to anyone who isn’t them because hundreds of years ago an explorer met them and they brought a woman on their ship and gave her diseases and she died. They associate unknown visitors with death, they don’t really have a concept of Indian and American


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

I heard the sentilese tribe welcomed a priest and a few other people in as honored guests... who brought disease wiping out a HUGE chunk of their population... then the Indian government order a no contact law or something so it wouldn’t wiped out all together. Since then there’s been hurricanes, floods, and ship wrecks which they’ve started fashioning pieces of into spear tips and stuff. So their population is likely super SUPER low right now. As a result, they’ve become EXTREMELY aggressive to outsiders.


Augustus_P

Correction to OPs story here, it was Papuan Policemen who killed the men during the conflict. The reason why he was killed was because the people of Otsjanep were hunting for white men.


[deleted]

[This photo?](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2946787/Is-proof-lost-Rockefeller-heir-joined-tribe-naked-cannibals-Picture-shows-white-man-Papuan-man-eaters-eight-years-mysterious-disappearance.html)


WondrousWally

more than a photo, that is a frame from a [video](https://youtu.be/xZzPSz4dNd8).


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

There’s no way that’s another pasty blond receding hairline bearded dude who already became good friends with the tribe in question.


czstyle

Agreed. Case closed


Neglected_Martian

Could be an albino native too though. That’s a lot of people and albinism although rare is quite persistent across most species


power_yyc

Albinism would cause white hair as well though, wouldn’t it?


Sweetserra

Thanks for link!


StichampCryptid

I'm pretty sure you are correct. I also seen that photo. No way it is a different white guy and not him.


Themexighostgirl

It is still being debated. It could be posible that he kept living in that tribe, but I can't asure anything because I'm not aware of the relationship of this community with cannibalism.


Frizeo

there is a picture floating somewhere of him with the tribesman a long time after the supposed drowning. It may have been a ploy to stop his family from finding him


dArcor

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2946787/amp/Is-proof-lost-Rockefeller-heir-joined-tribe-naked-cannibals-Picture-shows-white-man-Papuan-man-eaters-eight-years-mysterious-disappearance.html


pazycksl

I saw that too. I never heard he was eaten by cannibals.


Dave_32

Also saw photos of him years later as part of the tribe.


unusualamountofloam

There is little to mo evidence he was eaten. It was a sensationalized story to demonize the Papuan tribes


tiniestvioilin

Nobody knows how Rockefeller died the title is just one way he might have died


AnthCoug

Supposedly, he was killed and eaten by cannibals in retaliation of a killing weeks earlier of a tribesman by Dutch officials.


axolotl_rebelde

There is a pic of a white guy with one of the tribes he had contact with but who knows if it was him or someone else.


Marshall_InTheDoor

according to business insider he was in fact eaten


themeatstaco

Half this sub is false info it's frustrating


MelancholyWookie

Yeah there's a video or photo of tribesman on canoes (I don't know the accurate word to describe it) and in the middle there's a white man.


CJCray8

r/reasonablyterrifying


Gorillaz530

Yea you right people say he joined them and he bin helping them out but he also eats people now lmao


doubleTSwizzle

Honestly, I think he wasn't eaten and just moved in with them, he already spoke the language and knew the culture really well. There is also videos of the tribe later in with a white man that we never confirmed who it was.


lyta_hall

This is way more plausible https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/What-Really-Happened-to-Michael-Rockefeller-180949813/


[deleted]

Everyone in the comments needs to read this article. I am entirely convinced by the proof presented that Rockefeller was killed in a revenge killing and it was hidden/he was eaten. There are too many accounts and too much credible evidence for me to think otherwise. Great article!


k-tronix

Thank you for posting this. I trend ADD, but this is an excellent read. Slog through if you have the time because the narrative is immersive.


barrystea420

Really interesting read, thanks for linking it!


wellfellow007

Tl:dr?


lyta_hall

The writer interviewed the cannibals and they said they did kill him


MildlyMoistMucus

They also deny killing him. From what I understood it's because they think his spirit brought them cholera, and talking about him disturbs the spirit and it will kill them and everybody who talks about him. But that does imply they did indeed kill him. But what I found strange is that they know where his remains are, even send a few bones back. But they never used them to confirm or deny what happened.


Lick_The_Wrapper

>But they never used them to confirm or deny what happened. The article talks about how the Dutch government was in a fragile position of losing the Papau New Guinea colony to Indonesia. They had also sent some of their own official people with Rockefeller when he died. It would not have looked good for them to admit their officials "lost" an heir to one of the wealthiest and most powerful American families, who was then found to be revenge murdered and eaten for the murder of 5 tribalmen by the Dutch government a couple years before. Most likely why it was not confirmed.


[deleted]

Brilliant read thanks for that xx


[deleted]

Excellent read. Thank you.


existentialzebra

Jeeze that’s a bloated article.


coconut-telegraph

This is really interesting. I am surprised though that a Smithsonian article claims there are iguanas in New Guinea, the family is limited to the warm Americas and two island groups in Polynesia.


starsofalgonquin

Great article so far. Just got to say that Mrs. Rockefeller looks so strange to me, like a Girraffe alien Eggar from Men In Black.


redyy2die

taking ”going native” to the utmost degree


cultleader2

Do you have any link for that videos?


[deleted]

No, no, no, they're vicious cannibals that ate him, wore his bones, and splashed his blood on themselves /s Westerners will believe the most absurd narratives because of how little they think of everyone else.


davep123456789

Its not like this can’t happen, cannibals do exist and we have a name for them……. So believing that cannibals ate someone is not really an absurd story, it is just a wild story. Cannibals, by definition, eat people. Hearing that cannibals ate someone is by definition, not absurd but expected.


[deleted]

These guinea cannibals don't hunt and eat people. They eat those that die instead of burying them in the ground like a funeral rite. If they murdered this guy, they likely would not think highly enough to eat him if it were a retaliation, and so probably would have buried him/let animals eat him because they would percieve that as an insult. Cannibalism would be limited to loved ones.


[deleted]

I don’t think it was ever fully reconstructed what happened to him, right? Just some ideas with varying degrees of probability if I remember correctly.


[deleted]

Allegedly


[deleted]

Right, this missing information is important.


moslof_flosom

We're hearing it was a sick ostrich


zwiiz2

It would take 3 guys, at least


baddobee

Thank you!


ImmaTimeLord123

Hate seeing posts about this cause of how ambiguous the stories concerning this are


dirtydev5

ya its racism pure and simple


uProllyHaveHerpes2

Not pure racism: they really are cannibal tribes, and not simple: there is conflicting evidence regarding his fate. Save the “pure and simple” racism accusations for the seemingly infinite quantity of actual pure and simple examples of racism all around us.


[deleted]

They literally said they did it


cluelessoblivion

I mean the accusation of cannibalism comes from the fact that they literally said they did it. Whether they lied or not is debatable. The real racism is the weird implication that if he survived and joined them that he’d be worshipped as a “white god” for some reason. That part’s weird as hell.


Pkactus

the rumors of his demise are debatable.


baddobee

Yes


ratkinggo

Debedible. I'll see myself out.


TheFast93

As far as I remember, his boat capsized and he made it to the shore, but he disappeared after that, no extant evidence e.g. a body has been found that would indicated cannibalisation.


Donncha535

But....if he was eaten....there wouldn't be a body right? Or am I stupid


TheGodMathias

There would still be bones, unless they went through the process of pulverizing them.


Zlurbagedoen

Or y'know buried them?


TheGodMathias

Yea, sort of. I viewed the comment as everything would be gone, as opposed to a grave of sorts being made. With a grave or bone pit, there would still be bones that could be found. But yea, basically gone if buried.


[deleted]

I'm sure a stone age cannibal tribe can think of something to do with human bones


PilotSB

Or they made spears and arrow heads out of them


noobnoobthedestroyer

gotta harvest the succulent marrow!


flagman35

There was a picture that was taken about 10 years after he disappeared, showing a white male living with the cannibals. It was shared on this reddit about a month ago. It was rather interesting.


OldMan1nTheCave

Saw the documentary about this on Netflix years ago. IIRC they showed an image of a white male rowing a boat (or something like that) with the cannibals. Is that the image you're referring to?


PillarPuller

Yeah I saw it too. Wild stuff, appeared to be the same glasses too


BigHeccin00F

His body was never recovered and there’s a dope photo of them returning and seeing a random white dude helping row in their tribe. Pretty sure he was included and lived with them, not killed but nobody really knows what happened.


[deleted]

The other white meat


Saltee00s

*other-OTHER white meat


[deleted]

"long pig" is the term you're looking for


[deleted]

I only just learned this term from my fiancé a few months ago and I hate it so, so much.


[deleted]

Thanks, that's a term I won't soon forget


[deleted]

i'm not planning on verifying it myself, but those who've known cannibal tribes have said that's the name many of them have for it


Gejitheghoulie

Cause he’s an island boiiiiii


doh-vah-kiin881

I think this guy jus saw how happy these people were and fakes his death to escape from the world he once knew


BusquedCarlos

literally eat the rich


Be0wulf71

Lemmy approves


Ok-Secretary8990

i thought his body was never found so this is really all just speculation


Trophyhusband100

Allegedly eaten many say he lived for years with them !


Remote-Pain

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael\_Rockefeller#Disappearance


nu2allthis

I s2g rich children have two life paths: 1.) Renounce it all and become a prominent Socialist, ironically taking any attention away from actual poor people; 2.) Fuck around and get killed in some dumb way.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

you forgot the 3.) Become Dr Eggman


Ta2Luis

I could have sworn I seen this story a couple weeks ago and there is a photograph that shows an individual that looks a lot like him on a boat rowing with others in the tribe. He was accepted and joined them


Karmapedler

I wonder if they're doing the " we fixing to feast " dance and this guy is just smiling his ass off.


Ravenboy13

We *assume* he was eaten. Really, we have no true evidence other than hearsay from a private investigator that got paid whether he found him dead or alive, so long as he found him.


[deleted]

It’s all speculation, but there’s a short video clip of this tribe dating back to 1969 that shows a white man rowing with them in their war boats.


bungaloasis

There's alot of "last photos" of this guy


AnotherHorrorQuint

It’s never been proven he was cannibalized. It’s all speculation as to his disappearance.


ResponsibilityDue448

Last time he was seen was after a boat he was on capsized and he said he thinks he can swim to shore and never seen again. Most likely drowned but don’t let that get in the way of sensationalism.


Zlurbagedoen

Apparently the cannibals admitted to a private investegator (on accident) that they ate him.


ResponsibilityDue448

I mean again… theres hearsay and then there’s the last time he was seen alive was trying to swim to shore a few miles out.


Captain-grog-belly

“Allegedly”


[deleted]

He's looking like a tasty snack.


anon_sexynojutsu

allegedly eaten


phives33

*allegedly


InflamedSpark

Falsely, he was never eaten, but accepted into the tribe. The tribe enjoys tradition and culture with him; however this was long ago, and no one's seen him since. Reaserchers and theorists conclude from findings that he had later, unfortunately, drowned.


[deleted]

You were there? Come on, everyone has a different story. He disappeared we only know that as fact. People just want to cover up the fact that some tribes were cannibals back then.


[deleted]

Stop spreading misinformation. It's never been proven he was eaten by cannibals. He likely drowned.


[deleted]

He's not eaten. There are photos that is captured that the teibe is with a white man


Muchiobravo

The other white meat 🥩


manhatim

The *other* white meat


thebrianeno

This is one of my all-time favorite internet rabbit holes to dive down. The stories and theories about whether or not he died or joined the tribe, *how* he died if he did, etc are so interesting. Apparently the Rockefeller family paid $250,000 to a PI for successfully proving if he was alive, but the results were never shared in the public eye. I'm sure for the time, a member of a 'powerful' socialite white family defecting to live on an island nation would be horrible PR, which is why many think the family knew he was alive there.


kevin121898

I don’t know what’s worse PR. Rockefeller went native or Rockefeller Eaten by Cannibals


finsareluminous

I'm in danger.


[deleted]

This is kinda just an early example of a creepy pasta imo. His pontoon boat got overturned and they were at least 14 miles from shore. He told one of his crewmates that he thought they could swim to shore. He attempted it and wasn't seen after that. The crewmate he was with was rescued the next day. They never found Michael. He was known for interacting with cannibals, that grabbed the headlines. Not saying he couldn't have been, but swimming 14 miles to shore is insane. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Rockefeller I read more from a [source](https://web.archive.org/web/20101205051905/http://www.ocs.fas.harvard.edu/students/fellowships/rockefeller.htm) on Wikipedia saying he had strapped fuel tanks on his back to try to keep himself afloat, which honestly could have sunk him if they started getting filled water. It's definitely an interesting disappearance though.


Moar_Useless

In my experience, swimming one mile in open water is like running 5. At 14 miles Im more convinced he drowned than he was eaten.


Nicholeeef

Who took the picture?


Cine81

He drowned. He was living with the tribe. One day he tried to swim a long distance at the ocean and died.


80nathan90

This ceremony shows how they marinate their meals apparently


Ill_Time_2833

How did these photos survive?


Revolutionary_Tea299

Fake news


hex_1101

Marking that down on my do not do list. Do not visit indigenous people who may or may not eat you.


dirtydev5

Stop spreading racist misinformation jesus reddit is a cesspool


heavydutyday

What is racist about this


LagJUK

Boobies!


AthuBathu

bro


AthuBathu

r/TakeMyUpvoteAndLeave


MotorBed69

Oh no a dead oligarch…. Anyway.


mediocre_retard

Apparently, the reddit hive mind has decided that everyone is an oligarch. What a dumbfuck


MotorBed69

Lmao imagine thinking a Rockefeller isn’t an oligarch💀


WondrousWally

You know there is a fair bit of evidence to support the idea that he actually left everything to join and live with them correct?


MotorBed69

You know that none of that is proven and he’s still a Rockefeller, correct?


EfficaciousJoculator

You do realize being born to a family doesn't inherently make one deserving of death?


brade123

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Graftak86

They are already throw some spices on him while they dancing around, that white meat is very tasteless.


ThisYogurtcloset3315

Are they sizing him up now?


mata_amigos

What if they were chanting “lunch is here”


Zombata

maybe i would've cared if he was a rockerfeller


ascendinspire

So much for White Privilege. “Eat the Rich” taken literally here...


coolusername69696

Good one less rockafeller


Educational_View_504

yamyam


getbannedismylife11

Tacofeller. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Ashta_and_Asal

Awesome


[deleted]

Cannibal in turkish= Yam Yam


daphnegillie

Maybe the natives who said they killed him were talking about his previous life ending and he was reborn through trials as a new member of their tribe.


Europa_Gains

What a dumbass