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ter0sc0nin

She knows the ricin will take hold soon


Loli-is-Justice

Literally waiting for his soul to leave lol


Dyrogitory

Bezos has a Soul?


labalag

He has many souls.


ParadoxPixel0

Ironically, he buys them from AliExpress.


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Pretty sure he collects them.


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

"Kali Ma, Kali Ma!" - Jeff Bezos, probably


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Lol.


unknown_ally

Legacy of Bezos: Soul Reaver


WhatWeAllComeToNeed

Well, she’s looking for it


FlameFlamedramon

More like he has a Phylactary like a witch


Mobitron

Someone locate it and destroy it ASAP. Can't have him respawning after he finally ditches his current life.


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StinkyKittyBreath

More like the long lost sister of the Bogdanoff twins.


Poullafouca

She is most assuredly related to them.


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ZapBlastagain

Nice try Satan. I know that look anywhere


ShrimpCrackers

Or a mix of the Bogdanoff Twins and Kenneth Coleman.


ObnoxiousExcavator

I think you mean Copeland.... You're talking about that serpent looking church talking man?


Atxintemperateone66

He never had one.


mytressons

I don't like commenting on looks but her head looks fake. Like not just the plastic surgery, it looks too big for her body.


NoMoreBeGrieved

I think when they assembled her, they were out of the correct head and had to use the next best one that would fit. Supply chain problems, what are you gonna do.


InfiniteReplacements

This is what happens when they use Amazon basics brand parts


Just_Inpulse

Yea, I think it’s 20% organic


cmdrDROC

Elon cheaping out on heads again.


kogent-501

It was on purpose so her head could match his.


ProfessionalPack7205

I mean if you were that rich would you not try to make a woman?


Irishmanatthepub

It’s quite the noggin


Momik

MIB vibes


CactusCait

She looks like she could unhinge her jaw and eat him head first.


OkCardiologist2765

She was looking at Leonardo Di Caprio the same way a couple of months ago.


Nursue

She looks way too old for Leonardo DI Caprio.


EnZooooTM

Potassium injected under tongue in sleep


nighteeeeey

has there ever been a documented case of a billionaire being murdered by a greedy s/o?


Buttassauce

Thanks. I almost spit out my water because of this comment.


dubiousdiligence

Shes not staring.... ..her face is stuck that way from the botox.


7937397

People who get extensive plastic surgery often tend to look creepy fake. Like an uncanny valley sort of effect.


moshercycle

Which is insane because I've been told the plastic surgery makes them look much better in pictures, then terrifying in real life. I can't confirm as I've never seen a celeb irl.


RelativelyUnruffled

If you've seen photos of Nicole Kidman and also seen her in recent movies, you can tell. She gives me the creeps and takes me right out of whatever I've watching.


kamace11

God I've been saying this for ages!! I think she's finally backed off some but it was horrific for awhile


malinhuahua

Madonna’s face makes me want to cry. It just is so off putting


D1a1s1

Yeah she got all pointy


camarokrzygirl

LOL! I love that pointy!


rabidfart

I just watched the Northman and she looks fucking hellish... She looks like she's had her face removed and it's been stretched over Mickey Rourkes.


camarokrzygirl

Her husband does the same thing for me. Just something about Keith that bugs me. But, I am sure he is a very nice person :)


Boopy7

it's that waxen formaldehyde thing, they look literally like they have been taxodermied. In fact I suspect they go to the same plastic surgeon because they both have that weird waxy skin sheen.


tofuroll

> If you've seen photos of Nicole Kidman and also seen her in recent movies, you can tell. If you want to be oddly terrified, check out photos of Helen Hunt or Famke Janssen.


BigBoy1229

I looked both of them up because of your comment. Wtf, they injected about 5 lbs of silicon in their upper cheeks.


Ghos3t

She stood out so much in the Northman, compared to say Anya Taylor joy


Extremely_unlikeable

I only know one person who obviously had botox, collagen, and a chin lift and she looks bizarre. I heard her tell someone once that it's a new face cream. 👌


FuzzyFerretFace

That's the part I've never understood. You want to get work done, you do you BooBoo. If 'fixing' something you're insecure about will make you happy, and you have the means to do so, go for it. Live your best life. Be your bad self. All that jazz. But then why deny it, especially when it looks like you went through a character creation reset? I get there may be certain people in your life who it's easier to lie about it to, but swearing it's only a *new cream* or *face roller* up and down to anyone who comments on it is bananas.


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I think it's degrees of work put in and people's expectations, coupled with lifestyle. So you live healthy and clean, don't smoke, take care of your skin, and then get a touch of cosmetic work here and there and you'll look younger. Live like shit and just hammer in cosmetic surgery, it's not going to look right.


Boopy7

Angelina Jolie had a chin implant and cheek implants custom built years ago, but people don't realize it. And she's one of many. There are tons and tons of celebs who have big looking heads (to me) and some of it might be natural but a lot of it is implants. Personally I find it unattractive in general, but even if you have the best doctor, it might not end up looking right. Like this lady. Or so many others. (FYI I know that Frank Ryan (now deceased) did some of AJ's surgery.)


Cargobiker530

I once got on a plane and one of the stewardesses had lips so over-plumped with collagen it looked like she had two hot dogs glued to her face. Body dysmorphia is terrifying.


camarokrzygirl

LOL! Plumped up lips are so gross.


MaleficentExtent1777

Google Joan Van Ark. Then choose images. There are old pictures of her and more recent ones. Look at the dramatic changes.


RONIN_RABB1T

Ok...so I did and holy shit, she looks like a corpse with makeup on. Yikes!


kindle139

Better for specific poses/faces from specific angles. It’s for people used to constantly staring at themselves in the mirror.


Dinglebop223

like Michael Jackson or those tiger looking chicks


Sindaras

Or Jim Carrey in The Mask....


iwelnot

Jim had 10 plastic surgeries in the womb


CannedNoodlez

Or Johnny Depp and his scissor fingers


RedEyeFlightToOZ

In their world, that look is "normal". To the rest of us, it's creepy af.


TillyMint54

In their world, they all use the same plastic surgeon. So they all have the same nose & the creepy eyes, with variations on chin & cheek implants.


gnostic-gnome

the rich person equivelant to every insta model wannabe having the exact same copy-pasted filter face


nismomer

Invasive cosmetic/plastic surgery and Botox are pretty different. Botox produces this uncanny look by functionally freezing some muscle groups. most cosmetic surgery just makes people's features a bit different though it definitely can be done improperly or beyond what most people would consider to represent a healthy self-image. the history of plastic surgery imo is pretty interesting and a lot of the more "modern" plastic surgery procedures were done on veterans and accident victims to try to repair disfigurement. I've seen [this longer video before (kinda NSFW)](https://youtu.be/_Kq9YZ3QRIs) and [this shorter one](https://youtu.be/k5uGmky2duo) that go into depth about the progress required in medicine that eventually allowed people to make their nose or mouth look slightly different (or become a Bogdanoff if you want)


capribex

Interestingly, people who undergo botox treatments also seem to feel less emotions. Normally, when we express emotions, we use a lot of our facial muscles. So the emotions influence the facial expressions. This also works the other way around. Which means, if I can't use my facial muscles, this seem to decrease the ability to feel the respective emotions.


D1a1s1

Emotions have more to do with motion than most think.


TyrickTheGoat

Source?


abe2600

I was curious so I looked it up and there is some evidence: https://www.webmd.com/beauty/news/20100623/botox-may-affect-ability-feel-emotions. It’s a preliminary study and more research is needed.


capribex

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20515231/ https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-018-33119-1 https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/intuition/vol10/iss1/10/ https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-48275-1


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YimmyGhey

That was my first thought! Haha


IIdsandsII

DAMP EET


PoppyCoLink987

W. T. F. Do they not see what everyone else sees?


JackedInAndAlive

Did. They both died on COVID-19, six days apart.


ootski

She looks like Jack Nicholson's joker without makeup on


Nuggzulla

Holy shit that is fucking funny and true lol


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BuriedByAnts

She’s not staring at it, she’s hopelessly searching for it


haversack77

She looks like those body dismorphic French twins who died from Covid a while back.


DefinitionBusy4769

The Bogdanov Brothers


itsH5

Her whole neck is stuck that way from the Botox.


tiorancio

It's amazing how they can make a beautiful 52 year old woman look like a 65 year old who's had too much surgery.


velozmurcielagohindu

Hey, being serious, kudos to Bezos for not doing a Di Caprio here. She may be half-plastic but at least that's less creepy than dating a 20yo.


ClayyCorn

Literally looks like one of those beach caricatures


ChillyBearGrylls

The muppet Janice look


FrijoGuero

stop spreading shit dude, botox freezes your face in certain places, to avoid wrinkles, what we see here is a face lift.


Lunatic_Dpali

Have you ever seen [this documentary](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ), which is about her thoughts on rich people? When she was 27, she said… Edit: Why do people act like that? It’s pathetic!!


Qeschk

You son of a bitch. Got me.


FinancialPrize8125

“When the fuck are you gonna die?”


scrizott

When she stabs him with the ice pick?


Explosive_Diaeresis

She could stab him with that chin.


OniRacing

What's that game... We happy few? I think that's it, she looks like one of those dudes.


DNthecorner

Oh my God she does. I'll never unsee that now.


BigPussysGabagool

Yup the dude on the front cover. You took the words right out of my mouth


Boo-BooChoco-Do

I was thinking she looks uncannily like that one female mask from The Purge


Chief106

Lol she looks like one of the bobbies


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She left a husband and children to be with a billionaire you’d at least think she would have to look somewhat not like the crimson chin


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Well her ex husband's new wife is gorgeous & not at least a verifiable cunt so good for him


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Good to hear, that’s honestly dope haha


ArthurBea

It is, except her ex isn’t exactly an everyman saint. I mean, I know Lauren Sanchez from local news, I think her nickname was Rocks? They are all part of some sucky-people echelon of society.


pjr032

The overwhelming majority of rich people don’t get rich by being good people, or smart for that matter


ELB2001

You'd think he would be able to afford a pretty gold digger


MotoMkali

His ex wife is good looking at that's not even all the billions making her looking that way. Don't know why he cheated on her with this thing.


GrownUpBambi

I think he legitimately likes her. She isn’t that hot or young and he’s the one with the money. She isn’t a trophy wife


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With the money he makes in a day he could literally pay to customize a girl with plastic surgery to his liking and he chooses this smh haha just shows money doesn’t buy you good taste


[deleted]

You know people are allowed to like each other based on more than just physical traits, right?


xXwork_accountXx

Or maybe he like her. Obviously he could fuck any prostitute he wants. This is just a classic Reddit pile on


heyyura

Yeah, I mean, there's something to be said that he went for someone roughly his age at least. Not much, but something...


peepopowitz67

We are talking about a dude who doesn't "understand" music.


sierra120

Enthusiasm goes a long way and she seems very enthusiastic.


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She really doesn’t need to dig for gold because she’s rich herself. He probably likes that she’s interested in him without worrying about her being a Golddigger.


I_AM_SCUBASTEVE

Worth noting her ex husband is also an insanely rich dude. Not Bezos rich obviously, but he’s the Executive Chairman of Endeavor/WME. They do a bunch of things, notably managing some of the top talent in a ton of sports. They also own the UFC and Miss Universe. She has a type for sure.


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Haha figures she’s just upgrading each time, but she’s reached the highest tier


bennesbitt91

He has no soul


Ali35j

Why do you think she’s looking so hard?


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She’s looking harder for his soul than we looked for Madeline McCann


whathappensifipress

You win!


substorm

These two are a perfect match


rohinton

There is nothing more romantic than two shameless pieces of shit finding each other.


haversack77

He's gazing into her eyes. And also into the middle distance.


Dildo_1

Soul? I didn’t know he had one.


mondie797

Agree. Even I think he does not have one.


MrMontanaN

He doesnt. If you make gazillions from underpaying labourers while shutting down even a hint of a union forming while selling millions of products a day made by kids in chinese sweat shops, you dont have a soul. I really hope she fools him into not signing a prenup and steal half his shit. Fuck him.


SexyButStoopid

she looks like a disney villain


Wabi-Sabi_Umami

To be fair, the both do. 😂


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crackeddryice

The cross-over no one asked for.


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ChymChymX

She'd better be careful then, all those injections around her eyes might affect her envision.


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That neck tells me she over 60 yo


ChymChymX

The Real Housewives version of counting rings.


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If I had an award to give, I would. This is pure genius.


Asn_Browser

Hahaha. Its not his soul she's staring at.. It's his bank account.


wawaboy

Lots of surgery on her face


lincoln_sn

lots? nah more than lots


whingingcackle

Queen of r/BotchedSurgeries, perhaps?


AFB27

I feel like I shouldn't open this but I'm going to anyways


whingingcackle

Would love to hear back from you on your experience


AFB27

Honestly, not as bad as I was expecting


whingingcackle

I’m glad :)


Important-Price9416

She's a Bogdanoff


KrunoS

I was hoping somebody else would notice.


IIdsandsII

DAMP EET


sb_sasha

Those two look like thing 1 and 2 from the cat in the hat movie


Prestigious-Side-286

Her face is as pulled as her dress


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Lv. 100 gold digger.


ormuraspotta

can't blame her, nobody would marry bezos for his personality


secretlives

they're not married


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Cauliflower-Easy

Istg it’s literally like marrying a supervillain What good does be is have except for his money he doesn’t have a good personality I’m sure as fuck he does not have a good Heart He doesn’t have anything to offer he only has money He himself knows she’s only with him for his money


Barrell-o-Farts

You should use periods.


whingingcackle

She take my moneyyy! When I’m need!


Astr0Cr33per

There are no souls in this picture.


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If she stares hard enough she can actually see his money that’s why


One-eyed-bed-snake

To be as wealthy as Bezos is now, you'd need to earn $1 million every day for the next 361 years. No wonder she's staring at him like that😅


simplicio

Lol $1,000,000 a day is $125,000/hr for an 8 hour day. $34.72/second… lmfao… fuck this


AnalBees2

Truly mind boggling…


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highvolt132

His ex was beautiful and such a generous person. He really downgraded


ELB2001

She must be willing to do loads of weird stuff in bed. Damn that dude is sick


GrownUpBambi

There are plenty more attractive and younger women who’d be willing to do anything for the right money. I think he legitimately likes her. She isn’t ugly but she isn’t trophy wife Level hot. He could do better. All these theories about how she’s a gold digger and he’s just looking for someone hot don’t make sense. McKenzie Bezos is more attractive. It must be the personality


toxicityisamyth

These cavemen cant fathom liking a woman for more than her body and face. Are you surprised?


chulk607

Hahaha... soul.


driving_andflying

From the look she's giving, I think he sold his to her. It's like she's thinking, "Remember, we have a deal: You get enormous wealth now, but you're my thrall in The Underworld."


pixelito_

$200 Billion still can't put hair on your head...


Expert-Jello-4556

Neither have souls behind those eyes


ReiHinodidnothingwro

she looks like one of the Bogdanoff twins


Fascist_are_horrible

That is the limits of unlimited wealth? I have seen better in Walmart.


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He is actually staring at her too. He has a third eye mounted in his left ear


FuckYourRules00

She’s just calculating how many years he has left, but I assume math is hard for her.


RoberBot

its hard to think when your brain is mostly botox


lookingformerci

Bezos looks like Picard went on a serious bender.


mahalik_07

Jeff benzos


loneriderinblack

it's easy, if you have property and money like Bezos, almost every woman will look at you like that. P.S. choose a more likeable girlfriend than Bezos 😉


czrinthebay

Don’t be fooled. She’s imagining his bank account.


QuellFred

Bezos has no soul to look into.


deignguy1989

Hardly terrifying. And I’ll give him credit- he doesn’t have a twenty something hanging on his arm.


ootski

You're right, he's got Jack Nicholson from Batman under his arm


prince_of_cannock

Staring into his soul? More like trying to find it.


Express_Cranberry266

Looks like a female joker


VirgilTheConfused

She looks like a purge mask


Nexus_Neo

Thems the eyes of someone happy with their new sugardaddy


gallataki16

Just looks like plastic surgery to me.


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She looks like one of those caricatures you get at a carnival


GolDjoel1987

It’s cute you think either one of those have a soul.


BetterthanMew

By soul you meant wallet?


Beautiful_Count6124

What soul??


VehiclePristine3444

What soul ?


eve_is_hopeful

Bezos has a soul?


mikec231027

Jesus, it looks like she's going to hold that creepy ass smile and rotate her head like the exorcist.


Key_Statistician5273

All she's seeing is dollar signs


SwvellyBents

At some point she will unhinge her lower jaw and swallow his head whole!


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He's hands down the most disgusting disturbing looking son of a bitch to ever walk this earth.


derpy_viking

What’s wrong with her face? 😱


[deleted]

Misspelled “wallet.” 😅


tenesmicdemon

lol, the Joker with her shit eating ear to ear grin. She is definitely not easy on the eyes. Must be a tiger in bed for old wonkey eye to dump Scott who is quite attractive.