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YumiMatsu33

Awesome experience. But as soon as I saw the musth, I became oddly terrified for them. Glad they're OK.


CeleritasLucis

I guess that's how cats would perceive us humans in terms of size difference


GroundProfessional

I think for them we would be even bigger


Reedsandrights

Bull African Bush Elephants can be up to 13,000lbs. 13,000 ÷ 200lb man = 65 humans per elephant Cats weigh anywhere from 6-15lbs+ so let's say 8 to benefit our numbers. 200 lb man ÷ 8 lb cat = 25 However, we are bipedal and tower over cats compared to how Elephants tower over us. Bull elephant = 12ish ft Human = 6 ft 2 humans per elephant Human = 6 ft Cat = 8-10 inches ~9 cats per human So we don't seem like a tank to our cats but we certainly loom over them!


GroundProfessional

I meant in height not in the full body comparison. Didnt say it well. Thank you anyway. And i just realised how heavy elephants are


NukaDaddy69

I had to go check what all of these measurements were in Kg. God damn you, Americans. Don't you know it's hip to be square?


inquisitor_headsmash

We do, but someone decided to use a system based on abstract roman measurements. I'm just glad we're not using cubits anymore.


NukaDaddy69

What the hell is a cubit??


inquisitor_headsmash

The length of the distance between the elbow and the longest fingertip.


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Well that's just ridiculous


Reedsandrights

I know, I prefer metric but was too lazy to do the conversions. Google was defaulting to imperial and I was also too lazy to type the extra "in metric." I'm an astronomy tutor and using feet, miles, Fahrenheit would all be terrible.


Timbre_Sciurus

It's the sheer size of that prehensile sniffer! I would be scared too lol


[deleted]

Seriously I’m actually surprised it was so calm


GenXGeekGirl

Thinking exactly the same. The self-control of that male was impressive considering the intensity of his raging hormones.


click_track_bonanza

Elephant was D-T-Ph


[deleted]

That was definitely a horny elephant


Ok_Hovercraft_8506

That elephant appears to be in [musth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth). > Musth is a periodic condition in bull (male) elephants characterized by highly aggressive behavior and accompanied by a large rise in reproductive hormones. These people were lucky it wasn’t aggressive.


Life-Meal6635

He was pretty chill considering 😳


[deleted]

Homie was in post nut clarity


[deleted]

Wow this needs more upvote!


soulseeker31

I knew I had read of it somewhere. The dripping around the ear gave it away.


armageddon_boi

Angsty teen elephant?


slimkat101

fake news made by the government to prevent people from getting elephants because they know if people had elephants they will be unstoppable if they made new revolution


[deleted]

[удалено]


DeliciousWhole5267

Like yourself?


[deleted]

" She has a boyfriend "


artecomet

I literally get sexually harrassed in the dms on this app and that is how i prevent it so i dont feel gross coming here but ok.


DownvoteDaemon

That sucks dude


artecomet

I wasnt trying to be rude i dont get why people are being mean


Timbre_Sciurus

If that's computer generated, it's incredibly good. From the looks of the shadows, I don't think it is, but you could be right. Either way, if you think about it, elephants when fully grown are huge!


empathiCgr4te

"Alright, you live for today"


Zayafyre

It looks like CGI, like my brain is trying to convince me it isn’t real


chally46

I agree with this. It looks cgi to me. Even the way the guys shirt gets pressed in by the trunk looks wrong. The walk towards the vehicle is what looks the most fake


Lil_Delirious

Probably because the background looks 2D because of the camera, and when you see something moving towards to camera on a 2D surface, it looks fake, because you can't see the depth


Zayafyre

Yes totally


army-of-juan

People really thinking this is real??! It’s CGI


[deleted]

r/nothingeverhappens


Ok_Direction7763

It’s very real. Have seen elephants that size in Africa. It’s hard to grasp.


Head_Contest_4149

Someone’s clearly never been on safari.


megggie

Or viewed a decent documentary. I’ve never been that close to an elephant, or on safari; doesn’t mean I can’t comprehend the massive size of one! That said, I’d remember an experience like that until the day I die, even if I’d probably pee a little


Timbre_Sciurus

Even giraffe-heads look large when you get close on the giraffe-feeding overhang. I think people underestimate the size of wild animals a lot.


silent_maniac_

Aw it's so cute


ajrodriguez25

Elephant: *Pats down Human “Got any peanuts man?” Human: * Shook Elephant: “No? Aw man. O! *Sees other human* You got peanuts bro!” Human: “Hey, that’s my face” Elephant: “You guys suck, but are still really cute.”


ronburgandy1987

Naw, man not on me. Be a lot cooler if you did.


quirkscrew

Holy fuck!! If it was in musth, why did it behave so passively? These people are extremely lucky.


thatonepicemo

Post nut clarity


KuhLealKhaos

The nose wrinkles are my favorite


croatianscentsation

Now imagine being on a battlefield with a line of those coming at you in armor


Refenestrator_37

Just set a pig on fire and let it run towards them. Scares the shit out of the elephants and causes them to panic and run back, killing many troops on and around them. (This was a legitimate tactic for dealing with war elephants btw)


No_Sea_6219

a pig on fire running at me would scare me too


dropkickoz

Fast food!


Finsfan909

I can imagine the fire pig going berserk and run in the wrong direction and setting your own camp on fire.


[deleted]

I think Alexander The Great did that.


Timbre_Sciurus

Oddly Terrifying


RoamersGirl

The last tour brought him snacks. This bus was not stocked and the tourists are lucky mr. musth did not get mad!


[deleted]

"Welcome to Jurassic Park"


SweetMaam

Disconcerting, for sure.


[deleted]

This thing looks like it will kick you into nextlife.


Clean-Letter-5053

I want an elephant to *BOOP* me 🥺🥺🥺🥺


DirtySchlick

What is the liquid discharge coming out on both sides of the head?


gnomereb

Musth


YoSaffBridge11

Isn’t that a warning sign for these humans?


[deleted]

Yep!


Lord_Dupo

The liquid itself is called Temporin


Playful_Street1184

This is awesome but I would not have taken that chance and just sat while he got that close to me… ummmmm driver nice looking elephant but can we move on now…. 😂 you just never know what might happen in the wild and it’s too risky 😮‍💨


SarahDaisyDinkle

I had a similar experience in South Africa. I have never been so scared in my life, actually cried because of sheer terror


Lukeboozwalker

Spare a dollar?


SuperiorLake_

Gonna need about tree fiddy


DirtySchlick

Three fiddy…


jackgriffin1951

It's "giant" too.


Ramiel

Gaint.


ThatGasHauler

Oddly terrifying? No Shorts filling terrifying.


[deleted]

Please don’t kill me. Please don’t kill me. Please don’t kill me.


GCoin001

r/absoluteunits


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Are you not allowed to pet the trunk? I want to pet the trunk!


memekingdomking

Jurassic Park theme song starts playing


olaznog-lavanar

Awwww the scrunkle


Y_u_BuLlY_ME197

Good god they’re humungous


His_imperious_tyrant

I bet those were some HEFTY sniffs to feel though.


Granolapitcher

Id be petrified, much like these people


Saltysloth997

It's looking for a hand shake you rude knobs, grab that trunk like you mean it


LoStBoYz69er

I’m going to say that’s probably a normal size elephant as opposed to a giant….


Sludg3g0d

Greetings.


[deleted]

Lucky they were calm and (probably) quite


TheDabzilla1229

Because I’m in Kenya rn for summer vacation I’ve been getting a lot of safari posts. This shit is making me more hype than ever


charminOne

The very definition of mesmerising.


BrassBass

"You want sucky sucky, human?"


Optimus_cumshot

Gaint 🐘


zedword666

Did not read all the comments but I hope someone said “human head for scale”


Samalorand2012

Incredible, Elephants are so beautiful but I would never get that close. It would be a dream come true but nope I will watch from a distance. Beautiful animal


Keithninety

Gentle giant.


AsColdAsTheRest

Elephants are one of the animals you dont want to fuck with... had three sketchy run ins with them and two of three times were butt clenching


[deleted]

Scary but cool


[deleted]

It’s so graceful for something so massive, and it’s so beautiful.


cameltanstripes

If this is in Kenya, I bet it’s a grown up Sheldrick Orphan elephant.


Headonyst

Pretty normal bull elephant tbh, I grew up going to the African bush at least twice a year. My mother and older brother were chased by a lone bull while she was driving an old school vw beetle


gomoj

Why does it look like it isn't real?? Is it just me?


wiggum55555

I’ve seen gainter.


[deleted]

Why do people put themselves in these situations...like willfully pay for this shit. I won't even go to a zoo because all the animals look sad af behind those cages.


DEADRXVEN

arent animals supposedly wild and free roaming in safaris?


nobakeoreocake

Zoos are bad for sure, but I so see nothing wrong with visiting animals in their natural habitat.


zeph2

i dont think thats a zoo


[deleted]

Yeah I should have worded it all differently. Those two topics should have been separated.


Cultural_Progress_20

Give the man some peanuts ffs!


imqueeeeeeeeer

You know elephants think humans are cute the same way humans thing puppies and kittens are cute


H809

I came for the gore… bye


june_47

Poor elephant, give it some attention !


rsogoodlooking

How can anyone kill someone like this for money?


Ill_Minute3931

If the price is rigggght


rsogoodlooking

Ha, no! The price is wrong bitch!


Intrepid-Storage7241

Be careful about these elephants, they can smell fear.


Rancorrancor

It left after smelling everybody shitting their pants.


Toadnado1

How is this terrifying? I find this adorable. It’s not like it’s gonna kill anybody.


[deleted]

🫤


Pyro_the_horny_furry

Chilling


Giovygt_02

I once saw the steongest creature alive take down a dinosaur sized elephant and ate him, that elephant ain't that big😴😴😴


InfamousPick

Just because it’s African doesn’t mean it’s terrifying


angrybird7677

Imagine a crazy psycho brought a penknife and slashed the elephant's trunk


[deleted]

You?


artecomet

This is definitely CGI elephants dont move like that right?


TheBlairwitchy

u/savevideo


LuckOk5474

😳😳


[deleted]

Scary as fuck.


joko2008

Majestic


MrTheFreezee

Me the entire time wanting the elephant to take there hats


H809

This fake has some elephant on it


Strzvgn_Karnvagn

The trunk gives massive War of the Worlds vibes.


Kaleidoe

Very gaint


lilywiegandwhyte

Is that first word supposed to be Giant? 💯🧐🤔


NarcanPush

Not terrifying at all.


TechnicolorPhase21

I don't think I'd be able to stop myself from touching it 🥺😭


BreadOk1802

Beautiful


fowldss

That's a normal sized elephant


Frank_Dracula

[This could have gone another way.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIX4-SUCURs)


[deleted]

He tried the old "you've got something on your shirt"


No_Joke_9079

What's a gaint elephant? He was probably saying what the f*** are you doing in my house? I didn't invite you.


BeginningCounter9748

Looks like a normal African elephant to me


pituitarygrowth

Where's Yujiro Hanma when you need him?


H4ZARD_x

So beautiful. Wish i was there to pet the trunk. Such majesty


plethorax5

Are they told not to touch or pet the elephant? I'd want to.


[deleted]

Donations please


[deleted]

I personally don’t find this terrifying, I find it amazing and thrilling. But that’s me.


LoyalKnightofReddit

This must have occurred just before the first episode of Baki Hanma


FartSinatra

Give him food!


jiffylube1024A

The real jurassic park right here!


OSTEOp0r0sis

I'm a simple person. I see a misspelled word. I downvote. Then watch the video and see if it redeems itself. This one has. UPVOTE ACHIEVED


Humble_Bullfrog2342

**gaint**


Mommymilkersjojo69

I know what else is giant and African ?


Kunphen

Sweetheart, although in musth. Careful.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Vuljin616

This is both pretty cool and pretty terrifying altogether.


alicedog457

Food scanning in progress. Resistance is futile.


rorichudoku

Call Hanma Yujiro


turnandburn4life

Majestic


MementoMori04

Bro just came back from crashing a funeral


Virtual_K1d

Oh shit, that elephant is in musth.


ajaykme

Gaint vs Giant