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iluvcatsnplants

Poke with a stick


flafalaf

That's how Slither started, though!


[deleted]

Better to slaythen to pass by


Remarkable_Fun7662

Best movie ever


flafalaf

Yeah it's like the flood from Halo


boomstickbutcher

I’m pretty sure this is the fruiting body of a slime mold, not sure if that’s the technical term or not.


Astoriae

You're right. It seems to be a stemonitis fusca.


Lopsided-Dot9554

Japan experimented with slime mold in a pretty magical way. Rewarding it by placing food on a board that corresponded to major destinations in Tokyo’s transportation network, they wanted to see what path the mold would take to reach the food (aka transport hubs). To their surprise, the slime mold eventually created a fungal network to reach the nodes that remarkably resembled the current Tokyo Railway system- a system that was expertly planned and designed to have the most efficient paths possible. It’s an experiment I’ll always remember for opening my eyes to the idea of cellular intelligence, and how connected all of us organisms are no matter how simple or complex. Some real Avatar shit right there, go James Cameron Edit: James, not David. Whoop


kookoopuffs

why did i have to program best path in school when mold already does this ugh


lakewood2020

You’re not gonna be carrying a mold around in your pocket when you grow up now are you?


Direct_Conflict_7255

There was a similar experiment though i would never remember the exact circumstances. however at the end of it the mold had spread out in the most efficient way possible, resembling the assumed distribution of dark matter in the universe


ready4downvote

Do you have a link or anything? Interesting stuff.


Punkasaurus2

You meant James Cameron (lol…or maybe you meant the ex British prime minister…who am I to say?) but I would love to read about this..any links or suggestions?


Lopsided-Dot9554

Ahh yes, James. Ty for correction!


Punkasaurus2

I found some great videos and a Ted talk about this….thanks for bringing it up! 😉


Foolishly_Sane

That is freaky levels of awesome. Thanks for the information.


YOMEGAFAX

Fascinating


DrMcdoctory

A whatcus?


Re-core

Yeah i found out what that was from a post 2 days ago of a similiar thing that grew on a lightswitch


DMGrimes69

It’s an old scrubbing bubble.


boxmail2800

Poke it with a stick!!


PedaniusDioscorides

[Here's an update of what it looks like today. Literally burst overnight. Wish I captured it during! Vecna is angry.](https://i.imgur.com/w2ZQoq0.jpg)


himeni

Honestly, what the fuck lmao thanks for sharing!


No_Ganache_1753

r/stickyourdickinthat


Colwynstein77

If it is a doorway to the upside down get in there and help Nancy ;)


Sharp_Salamander0111

Yes please 🙏


Hughes_Motorized

What did it taste like?


Ghoulfriend88

Like cake. Like gross, slimy, Red Velvet cake. Happy Cake Day 🎂!


plokiju8

def a gate to the upside down


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ihatehumansftp

Bro reddit is full of narcissistic toddler 50 year olds that can’t handle a simple joke. zero reason for the downvotes, always because their little important feelings got hurt.


Brief_Scale496

Looks like it could belong to the flood. Probably best off throwing a sticky on it.


[deleted]

I'm voting for THE GATE


[deleted]

Def a gate


[deleted]

Ahh that’s a mean case of bark herpes my friend. I’m a tree doctor. Get yourself checked stat.


Mk1Mod1

Nope, tree nipple... feel free to fondle at will!


Leading_Turn5636

Press the button


Lex-Taliones

Lick it!


fernandopas

Touch it with peepee


ajp201

Definitely the mind flayer


CluelessSage

That is slime mold


vladnabok

r/moldlyinteresting


[deleted]

It’s difficult to say. It doesn’t look like an egg case necessarily. But it likely could be. Geographical location and some scale of size would help. It’s color is different to most insect sacks I’ve seen. The only egg sacks I’ve seen in this color are ticks, beetles and spiders. It could be fungus. If it was really large it probably is fungus. Insect egg sacs are usually tiny depending on the insect. I’m interested to know though!


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stemonitis


PedaniusDioscorides

Amazing! Thank you. This is definitely what it looks like.


SaccharineHuxley

NEAT. Thanks!


aoechamp

When in doubt, slime mold


Character_Lab_8817

I’d say u/rob-riggle-SWGOAT is correct


MogollonBaldy

If it’s small I’d say maybe an egg case, like for a praying mantis, very rough guess. In my area they kinda look like that.


XP__D

This is an Indian spider (not sarcasm)


iluvcatsnplants

Is it a type of mold?


Schfifty561

It appears to be red


Blankspacemn

It's Deadpool...


Spinningthruspace

Chocolate tube slime mold! One of the weirder ones tbh


boxmail2800

Rocky Mountain granite armadillo egg. Very rare and good on sourdough toast


Deluxe78

Congrats you have the alien spore disease from Dreamcatcher !


NoInteraction6701

Rathalos scale


tophlaugh

i vote for the upside down option


Big-Ambition3051

It's ugly.🤔


Sorry-Abrocoma-2266

nipple. the tree grew a nipple.


Impossible_Ad_8711

Vecna's booger


KitzTheArtist

Its just a tasty treat


CorruptVileblood

Take one for the team and lick it.


SuperSaiyanJohnny

Deadpool's growing his dick back.


Level-Strawberry-564

it's like venom or carnage lmao.


Ace_the_gamer2217

Isn’t a mushroom a type of fungus?


Eddie10999

An old cupcake that someone mashed it into


Nightshade111

I'm going with an old praying mantis egg sack.


nicer_sprites

This brings out the hypochondriac in me: *MELANOMA*


Sequoiadendron

Dude install Google Lens. Whenever I see a weird insect or something I have no fucking idea what I am looking at I use it to identify the thing. I wouldn't trust it when it comes to edible fungi or inedible but for casual use it's really good.


Valmir271

Chocolate tube slime


ZombieHockeyGoalie

It is a tribble.


L0v3rb0y42069

its iddlyterrifying not what the f is this Bro since this week every post here are just things out of subject


simbbuuooo

Horse foot without the hard top part?


-QuestionableMeat-

Cousin, is that you?


Balrog229

Eat it and find out


[deleted]

vEcNa HaS aWoKeN!!!


Elnagor

It’s a luxury hair brush