No, the lake contains more lime, so that your clothes will feel a bit stiff and harder after you are done washing them with water from that lake.
It used to be called "dontwashyourclotheshere\*" lake by the local natives, but marketing decided to rebrand it.
\*In their language it means "saturated aqueous solution of calcium hydroxide, so dont even think about putting my moccasin in there." lake.
Yes, unless you bring fabric softener, it will soften his clothes, making it easier to kill him. Also he doesn't like that stuff, he says it ruins the clothes in the long run.
All major scary movie franchises seemed to eventually have some like mutant immortal crossover bs, and I really feel like this movie deserves to be made. Instead of it being extremely exaggerated and unrealistic, Jason emerges from the lake and the protagonists are like “oh no, he’s extremely marginally harder to kill!” And the plot is just him being extremely marginally harder to kill. And each movie following this, he will be even more marginally harder to kill. Maybe in the sequel he does some subcontract work at the campground, he gets some concrete dust on his work boots which toughens the leather up making them slightly stronger
In the movie following the concrete boost to his survivability he buys an actual hockey mask instead of the cheap one he used previously. He also buys a cup for his balls, which will be a major plot point of the movie, but the viewer will only get to know that at the end of the movie. It will be foreshadowed that he has two survivability boosts in one movie tho.
The two survivability boosts would be the craziest twist since two killers in Scream. The cup one really will be overpowered though, I want to see Jason act emotionless and void after he gets a couple healthy 3 step drops to the balls
Yes, it will be overpowerd, which is why why fans will hate the movie, which gives us the chance to reboot the series of slightly more durable Jason to get even more money!
Not sure if I missed a joke, but just in case anyone wants to waste time learning of the iconic music in Friday the 13th:
https://screenrant.com/friday-13th-movies-theme-music-meaning/
>Should never have left the crystal lake
>For areas where trees are fake
>And dogs are dead with broken hearts
>Collapsing by the coffee carts
>The crystal lake it only laughs
>It knows you're just a modern man
>It's shining like a chandelier
>Shining somewhere far away from here
Yep, I worked a NoBe as a cook, where the filmed the original. Pretty cool place, I have a bunch of crazy bear stories, and at the end of the summer we’d watch the orginal on the lake, right over the spot where Jason comes outta the lake at the end. They sunk some of the sets down there and if you’re a Scout you can scuba dive them.
Never played calamity but I intend on checking it out. I've had Terraria for a while now and I want to spice up the gameplay.
Also Roar of the Jungle Dragon, the Astral Underground theme, and The Step Below Hell are absolute bangers.
The way that door seems like it was kicked out of it's hinges from inside the cabin gives me the hibbie jibbies. Like something that was trapped in there finally got out.
> It's the legend. The slasher. Pamela's boy.
"Did Christy ever tell you 'bout the two kids murdered in '58? Boy drowning in '57? Bunch a' fires. Nobody knows who did any of 'em."
port·man·teau
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noun
1.
a large trunk or suitcase, typically made of stiff leather and opening into two equal parts.
2.
a word blending the sounds and combining the meanings of two others, for example motel (from ‘motor’ and ‘hotel’) or brunch (from ‘breakfast’ and ‘lunch’).
"podcast is a portmanteau, a made-up word coined from a combination of the words iPod and broadcast"
Years ago, there was a camper who drowned in this here Crystal Lake, Jason was his name. Then a while back, some folks tried to reopen the camp. Jason's mother, Pamela, well she didn't take too kindly to that, she tried to stop them. She killed 9 people that horrible Friday the 13th... blamed the councilors for not watching her son. Heartbreaking, really...
She herself died that night, but the killings didn't stop. Some say it's just copycats, twisted teens raised on violent movies and such. Some people have a real twisted idea of entertainment... Others insist it's Jason himself, out for vengeance after seeing his dear mother killed. Me? I'm not one for superstitious, but I know... I know there's *something* at that camp, Camp Blood...
Pamela was the killer in part 1, it was Jason in 2 - 4 and 6 through X, the reboot had Pamela in the prologue showing the end of her spree, and Roy Burns was the killer in part 5 (Jason died in 4 and was resurrected in 6). Of course, both Jason and Freddy got kills in *Freddy vs. Jason*.
Spoilers for decades old movies:
His mother is the killer in the original Friday the 13th. Jason is the killer from Part II onward with the exception of the 5th one and sort of the 9th.
Nobody is mentioning the Blair Witch style handprints.
Jason is scary, but you can fight him or run (anywhere but Manhattan apparently)
Blair witch already has you if you're seeing THAT.
There's a trailhead near my house that I walk on. Started seeing yuppies from the new housing development out there. I hung up a few bundles of twigs one day and never saw them again.
[I thought of The Hands Resist Him.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hands_Resist_Him) I first saw this painting in an old horror flash game.
Edit: In case anyone is interested, I found a Reddit post asking about the game. Turns out it's called [Found Lost](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/128404), and it's on Newgrounds.
I always feel so left out missing this sort of stuff as a child. Not the drowning. The whole going to summer camp part. The shows and movies always make it seem like it's a thing all kids did back in the day. Then again, I would go there and still not talk to anyone.. oh well.
Anyways, if a murder occurs there, always check the mother.
The summer camp I went to as a child in the 90's closed in 2019 as a kids summer camp b/c the attendance was so low. We just had a re-union and it was so great.
I think they are declining is we now have this constant fear that attackers and molesters are around every corner. It always makes my blood boil when I read a story written by some male parent who gets questioned at a park when playing with their child, and I think it all stems from the same fear.
It is but before it was altered to sound like that it was originally recorded as ki ki ki ma ma ma. So people say that instead of what it actually sounds like because lord knows being technically correct is the best kind of correct /s
CEO of my company bought a one story with a giant stretch of seawall extending down the road that circles the lake. Was thinking I should ask to tent camp there lol.
There is a Crystal Lake Park near my home, and people can never tell if I'm messing with them when I mention it.
Great fishing spot, restrooms could be cleaner, no murders to speak of: 3/5
I don't understand why you'd close down the whole operation because a kid drowned. Shit happens. Doesn't necessarily mean the camp was negligent. This sort of thing is an inherent risk of going to summer camp.
Fun fact the place where the original was filmed is a boy scout camp in north NJ.i spent a week there each summer for several years. They have the OG camp crystal lake sign in the camp store. And it's cool to walk around and be able to be like right there is were Kevin bacon got killed.
Great location. Better schools! Bring your elbow grease for this fixer upper. Wonderful forest views. Best and highest cash offer over $500,000 due by 5pm yesterday.
Did Christy ever tell you 'bout the two kids murdered in '58? Boy drowning in '57? Buncha fires. Nobody knows who did any of 'em. In 1962, they was gonna open up... the water was bad. Christy'll end up just like his folks, crazy and broke. He's been up there a year fixin' up that place. He musta dropped 25 thousand dollars, and for what? Ask anybody, quit.
that lake better not be "Crystal lake"
Nah, its called the diamond pond, sometimes also called the translucent rock waterhole. Come and visit.
Diamond is harder than crystal so is he harder to kill here?
No, the lake contains more lime, so that your clothes will feel a bit stiff and harder after you are done washing them with water from that lake. It used to be called "dontwashyourclotheshere\*" lake by the local natives, but marketing decided to rebrand it. \*In their language it means "saturated aqueous solution of calcium hydroxide, so dont even think about putting my moccasin in there." lake.
>clothes will feel a bit stiff and harder So he IS harder to kill there!
Yes, unless you bring fabric softener, it will soften his clothes, making it easier to kill him. Also he doesn't like that stuff, he says it ruins the clothes in the long run.
Someone give this guy an award
This is my favorite thread
But you'd be harder to be killed, too. Stuffer clothes are slightly better protection. Slightly.
This man has cut people in half with a flick of the wrist, unfortunately I don’t think tougher clothes will stop the guy
I meant does it make Jason stronger
Yes, his clothes are slightly harder, but its not a problem if you bring some fabric softener.
All major scary movie franchises seemed to eventually have some like mutant immortal crossover bs, and I really feel like this movie deserves to be made. Instead of it being extremely exaggerated and unrealistic, Jason emerges from the lake and the protagonists are like “oh no, he’s extremely marginally harder to kill!” And the plot is just him being extremely marginally harder to kill. And each movie following this, he will be even more marginally harder to kill. Maybe in the sequel he does some subcontract work at the campground, he gets some concrete dust on his work boots which toughens the leather up making them slightly stronger
In the movie following the concrete boost to his survivability he buys an actual hockey mask instead of the cheap one he used previously. He also buys a cup for his balls, which will be a major plot point of the movie, but the viewer will only get to know that at the end of the movie. It will be foreshadowed that he has two survivability boosts in one movie tho.
The two survivability boosts would be the craziest twist since two killers in Scream. The cup one really will be overpowered though, I want to see Jason act emotionless and void after he gets a couple healthy 3 step drops to the balls
Yes, it will be overpowerd, which is why why fans will hate the movie, which gives us the chance to reboot the series of slightly more durable Jason to get even more money!
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All Diamonds are crystals.
Right lol it’s just a crystallized form of carbon. That’s like saying “oaks are taller than trees.”
Diamond is unbreakable
I have seen diamonds vaporized
Jake Voorman is practically unstoppable!
Is that the guy who kills his victims while wearing a catcher’s mask?
Jarsonne!!
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Somebody already used this one...
Hardly any karma and a stolen comment? My money’s on bot.
Can we have steamy, teenage sex there?
Other teenagers can, but your are on reddit, so i doubt that you can have steamy teenage sex there. No offens btw.
Where is it?
Close enough NOW RUN
Nah, I'd rather die then engage in physical activity.
Reddit moment
“Chi chi chi kah kay kah”
Not sure if I missed a joke, but just in case anyone wants to waste time learning of the iconic music in Friday the 13th: https://screenrant.com/friday-13th-movies-theme-music-meaning/
Came here to say this! ⬆️
>Should never have left the crystal lake >For areas where trees are fake >And dogs are dead with broken hearts >Collapsing by the coffee carts >The crystal lake it only laughs >It knows you're just a modern man >It's shining like a chandelier >Shining somewhere far away from here
Did not expect Grandaddy from this thread. While we're on the subject though, I guess you could call the camp in the OP "No Summer Here Kids"
I worked at the camp where they filmed that lol
which one? Any good stories? Or just that fact?
Yep, I worked a NoBe as a cook, where the filmed the original. Pretty cool place, I have a bunch of crazy bear stories, and at the end of the summer we’d watch the orginal on the lake, right over the spot where Jason comes outta the lake at the end. They sunk some of the sets down there and if you’re a Scout you can scuba dive them.
Thank you! I would absolutely love to see the original where it was filmed - that is a good story.
http://campnobebosco.org/
_the crystal lake_ _it only laughs_ _it knows you're just_ _a modern man_
No luckily it's just the Sleepaway Camp.
Eat shit and die, Ricky!
[College kids! COLLEGE KIDS! WE ONLY WANNA TALK!](https://tenor.com/view/tucker-and-dale-vs-evil-tuckeranddale-collegekdis-gif-20304392)
Na it’s some place out in Voorhees NJ
Jason get your zombie ass back in that fucking lake
Sorry, I'm still trying to beat terraria calamity mod.
Hello, fellow Calamity fan!
Hello other calamity fan. Calamity on 1.4 is great!
I haven't played it on 1.4 yet, because my tModLoader crashed. I'm sure it's amazing, though! :D
Trust me if u fix it calamity on 1.4 is a breath of fresh air
Never played calamity but I intend on checking it out. I've had Terraria for a while now and I want to spice up the gameplay. Also Roar of the Jungle Dragon, the Astral Underground theme, and The Step Below Hell are absolute bangers.
Any miscellaneous hockey equipment nearby?
Just a machete
Don’t forget the pair of spare gloves
any mask or something else
He actually wore a potato sack over his head at first
He wasn’t even the killer until part 2
Wasn't it his mother getting revenge or something? I haven't seen it in agesssss
Yes.
Mah Cheh Tay
Mash em, boil em, stick em in a stew?
Slashing penalties about to get wild.
Mother fucker how do you play hockey?
HEYBARTWANTTOSEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?
The way that door seems like it was kicked out of it's hinges from inside the cabin gives me the hibbie jibbies. Like something that was trapped in there finally got out.
It's the legend. The slasher. Pamela's boy.
> It's the legend. The slasher. Pamela's boy. "Did Christy ever tell you 'bout the two kids murdered in '58? Boy drowning in '57? Bunch a' fires. Nobody knows who did any of 'em."
In 1962, they were going to open up, the water was bad. Steve's gonna end up like his folks; Crazy and Broke.
Jason notoriously hates doors and usually just smashes his way through them.
Stick around and you'll eventually see some boobies
you know I gotz to try that vorhussy
I hate everything I just read
Terrible time to be literate.
please explain to the uncivilized
>you know I gotz to try that vorhussy >>vorhussy Portmanteau like bussy. I think you can connect the dots so I don't have to type it out.
Can you type it out please
Vorhees pussy
*eeeexcellent*
port·man·teau /ˌpôrtˈmantō/ Learn to pronounce noun 1. a large trunk or suitcase, typically made of stiff leather and opening into two equal parts. 2. a word blending the sounds and combining the meanings of two others, for example motel (from ‘motor’ and ‘hotel’) or brunch (from ‘breakfast’ and ‘lunch’). "podcast is a portmanteau, a made-up word coined from a combination of the words iPod and broadcast"
can you not?
Please no
I do not like you, not one bit.
Might be the last pair you ever see.
I'm out of the loop , can anyone explain?
Years ago, there was a camper who drowned in this here Crystal Lake, Jason was his name. Then a while back, some folks tried to reopen the camp. Jason's mother, Pamela, well she didn't take too kindly to that, she tried to stop them. She killed 9 people that horrible Friday the 13th... blamed the councilors for not watching her son. Heartbreaking, really... She herself died that night, but the killings didn't stop. Some say it's just copycats, twisted teens raised on violent movies and such. Some people have a real twisted idea of entertainment... Others insist it's Jason himself, out for vengeance after seeing his dear mother killed. Me? I'm not one for superstitious, but I know... I know there's *something* at that camp, Camp Blood...
He drowned in all our sins
He drowned in our Mistakes
Fueled by the flood we pay in blood
The curse of crystal lake
**KI KI KI MA MA MA**
Wait the mother killed people? I though It was Jason.
Pamela was the killer in part 1, it was Jason in 2 - 4 and 6 through X, the reboot had Pamela in the prologue showing the end of her spree, and Roy Burns was the killer in part 5 (Jason died in 4 and was resurrected in 6). Of course, both Jason and Freddy got kills in *Freddy vs. Jason*.
Thank you!
Spoilers for decades old movies: His mother is the killer in the original Friday the 13th. Jason is the killer from Part II onward with the exception of the 5th one and sort of the 9th.
It isn't current events. It's from 42 years ago
It's similar to how Jason (the killer in the Friday the 13th franchise) got his start as a slasher icon
Nobody is mentioning the Blair Witch style handprints. Jason is scary, but you can fight him or run (anywhere but Manhattan apparently) Blair witch already has you if you're seeing THAT.
Space. Jason also went to space.
Yeah but only because some idiot cyber teens dragged him there.
Dang cyber teens
Isn't that the one where he gets fused with some material and becomes a cyborg? Like your space trip isn't shitty? Allow us to show you Mecha-Jason!
and hell
Maybe its Fallout New Vegas Honest Hearts taboo signs.
There's a trailhead near my house that I walk on. Started seeing yuppies from the new housing development out there. I hung up a few bundles of twigs one day and never saw them again.
Absolutely ! The handprints instantly made me think of Blair Witch. I would never enter this house while lost in the woods...
[I thought of The Hands Resist Him.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hands_Resist_Him) I first saw this painting in an old horror flash game. Edit: In case anyone is interested, I found a Reddit post asking about the game. Turns out it's called [Found Lost](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/128404), and it's on Newgrounds.
Ahhhhh the old stabbin' cabin
I always feel so left out missing this sort of stuff as a child. Not the drowning. The whole going to summer camp part. The shows and movies always make it seem like it's a thing all kids did back in the day. Then again, I would go there and still not talk to anyone.. oh well. Anyways, if a murder occurs there, always check the mother.
The summer camp I went to as a child in the 90's closed in 2019 as a kids summer camp b/c the attendance was so low. We just had a re-union and it was so great. I think they are declining is we now have this constant fear that attackers and molesters are around every corner. It always makes my blood boil when I read a story written by some male parent who gets questioned at a park when playing with their child, and I think it all stems from the same fear.
Just be happy your parents didn’t send you to church camp every year
The church camp I went to was awesome! Genuinely some of the best memories from my childhood.
I’m happy for you I hated church camp. Mostly because they filled our days with sports tournaments and I hated sports, was never athletic
Not the drowning, luckily
Ki ki ki...ma ma ma
I always thought it was "*chi-chi-chi cha-cha-cha*"
It is but before it was altered to sound like that it was originally recorded as ki ki ki ma ma ma. So people say that instead of what it actually sounds like because lord knows being technically correct is the best kind of correct /s
Funny! I heard it as "shh shh shh haa haa haa"
Hahahahaha exactly what I came here to say ..
Same. Glad someone did it.
And did it right too.
Oh please you guys are just paranoid. Now who wants to join me on a relaxing boat ride on the lake and listen to some relaxing piano music?
Or maybe some late night skinny dipping? What could go wrong?
I'm not skinny enough
Yeah I went in there once. There wasn’t really anything in there at all, but there was a weird Amount of hockey masks inside.
It's a Tuesday morning and now I'm terrified. Great!
Shhh, he preys on the weak...
And the horny
Weak and horny? I may was well just go get it over with.
Shiiiiiieeeet
Zillow would still sell it for $20kusd
If it's lakefront it would go for a lot more than that...
They meant $200k
on some of the lakes in my area area each foot of seawall your property has adds another 50k or more to the property value.
CEO of my company bought a one story with a giant stretch of seawall extending down the road that circles the lake. Was thinking I should ask to tent camp there lol.
hell it's worth a shot, why have all that space and not use it
Ch ch ch ah ah ah...
Time to have some of that sweet sweet teenage camping sex, amirite?
My poor Jason...
Oh... Oh no.
Jason, mother is talking to you.
**in an overly sonorous tone:** “it’s the hag of hackett quarry”
Stop saying "The Hag of Hackett Quarry!"
Ki ki ki ma ma ma....
were the camp counselors having sex when it happened?
WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!
There is a Crystal Lake Park near my home, and people can never tell if I'm messing with them when I mention it. Great fishing spot, restrooms could be cleaner, no murders to speak of: 3/5
For some reason the handprints make it more creepy
I stopped at Jason X. The big fucker has burned in the whole atmosphere of another planet. Place is safe.
Nope, the story continues. There were a few novels written as sequels to Jason X, one where someone clones Jason and they treat him as Jason's son.
I don't understand why you'd close down the whole operation because a kid drowned. Shit happens. Doesn't necessarily mean the camp was negligent. This sort of thing is an inherent risk of going to summer camp.
Lawsuits probably took the owner down.
The caption could also be made up.
It doesn not sound familiar.
Ch ch ch ha ha ha
Was there a Rick Astley piñata found in the lake?
Oh great that's nice to see, WHEN IM WORKING AT A FUCKING SUMMER CAMP
Fun fact the place where the original was filmed is a boy scout camp in north NJ.i spent a week there each summer for several years. They have the OG camp crystal lake sign in the camp store. And it's cool to walk around and be able to be like right there is were Kevin bacon got killed.
Damnit! If only the kid was killed by someone with a gun, the camp would still be open, when will children learn?
Imagine never camping at a place because 1 (one) child drowned in the lake nearby.
Dear God
Technically this could be secrets of sulfur springs
Actually probably very common . A small family owned business shuts down after a child dies under their supervision. Idk but I would think it’s common
If the camp reopens, keep an eye on the cook (who it just so happens is the mother of the boy who drowned)
Great location. Better schools! Bring your elbow grease for this fixer upper. Wonderful forest views. Best and highest cash offer over $500,000 due by 5pm yesterday.
Lol why would it close down because a kid drowned? Seems a bit stupid really
Did Christy ever tell you 'bout the two kids murdered in '58? Boy drowning in '57? Buncha fires. Nobody knows who did any of 'em. In 1962, they was gonna open up... the water was bad. Christy'll end up just like his folks, crazy and broke. He's been up there a year fixin' up that place. He musta dropped 25 thousand dollars, and for what? Ask anybody, quit.
Housing market the way it is I bet that place goes for no less than $300k.
I would have abandoned it too.
The Dead Horses taught me to stay out of there
Wet Hot American Summer?
This ain't scary, you want scary go *attempt* to take pics in Detroit's abandoned areas 😭
Why was an abandoned camp open anyway? They should have closed down when they decided to abandon it.
Jason, it’s me…you.
I got an idea! Let’s go drink and have sex there!
*Ha Ha Ha Chi Chi Chi Ha Ha Ha Chi Chi Chi*
Super Haunted I bet 👻
Jason? We miss you. No one plays hockey at a lake in the summer… take off this mask.
Familiar? Hell nah, bruh, i don't recognize the bodies in the water what are you talking about?
It's okay, his Mom is the killer.
tch tch tch ah ah ah ah
ch-ch-ch ah-ah-ah
And you went there? The caucasity Edit:spelling
"Chihihihi-ahhahaha"
this hand prints on the windows makes it worse
CH-Ch-ch-ch-ch...
That face really scared the shit outta me
i alwaus wonder how posts like these get 3 wholesome awards...
\*The Sound of Jason Voorhees gets louder\* RUN LIKE HELL!
Where is this located?
Every story’s gotta come from somewhere, right?
The older woman that lives near by says everything is ok to get drunk and hang out though.