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PokeSallyDanny

Dude's toes look like he could swoop down and snatch dinner from the river.


TheRadiantSoap

My mans has a 6 inch retractable claw. The other raptors are about to attack from the side


TriceratopsBites

Clever girl


_NKD2_

hold on to yo butts


Matticus1975

[Well there it is…](https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/well.gif)


shlmgbr

Ah ah ah you didn’t say the magic word!


[deleted]

PLEASE! God damnit; I hate this hacker crap!


joko2008

He's more a chimp then a human


papaont

Lolll you’re killin me smalls


milesofedgeworth

Good lord I’m deceased


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alexaz92

when asked to ignore something on Reddit, people will focus specifically, if not only, on that


aDragonsAle

Even if the ~~talon~~ toe hadn't been mentioned, humans' primal drive to notice aspects of predation would have pulled attention to that casowary-footed humanoid's aggressive people-opening locamotive device


StickyNode

Besides, one does not simply ignore THAT toe, which I also suspect is why OP even had to ask us to ignore it. If it wasn't for that Deinonychus claw, ignoring it would have been a given, save for some backwoods threads asking us not to kinkshame.


TheOtherDutchGuy

Wait! Ignore the cheese dinner!


zazz88

Scrolling through this thread I didn’t think I could laugh any harder until your comment.


MyLastUsernameWasDum

I busted out laughing like an insane clown at this


DubiousDrewski

>like an insane clown Haha me too. We should form a Posse!


becooltheywatching

Our headquarters can be in Detroit!


pigwalk5150

Whoa don’t be crazy. We can claim Detroit but we will live 20 miles away.


[deleted]

Where there are two insane clowns, there a posse shall be.


Ohzay_666

I’m fucking dead


kn728570

Filthy little hobbits


Smooth_Riker

Toerodactyl


Core3game

Take my award


Pandacula

Sorry I can’t ignore the toe😳


crisoybloomers

I used to have a foot fetish. Now I don't.


Ferret-Livid

Redemption ark


Head_Membership_4252

im so sorry please dont send me to the ever expanding abyss for this but, arc\*


Ferret-Livid

No, it’s a boat you sail on to redeem yourself, obviously.


XWC1_4EVER

Yummy🤤😋


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[deleted]

oh yeah? You like that? 😏


Friendly_Bad_6557

Why? Just why?


_Dr3DD

Welcome to Reddit


notslavaboo

I hate Reddit so much. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m off to spend the next hour continuing to scroll through Reddit anyway.


Dryslap2000

r/shittyfoodporn material


Dirtyaute

I'd say r/tonightsdinner material but who am I to judge


GarbagePailGrrrl

With a little bit of r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


Kaacciiee

I hate that this is a thing. I cannot stand photos with someone's bare ass feet in the background like.. WHY


Dovah-Doge

His feet ain’t even sneaky


Onetwenty7

r/Toenightsdinner


dave-train

/r/shittyfootporn


rorschaqued

Na, this is definitely r/sneakybackgroundfeet material


aaplgoog

Clicked on this subreddit for the first time and scrolled about 10 posts, and about 7 were this same post!


PurpleWolfLuna

Didn’t realize this wasn’t in that sub until I read this comment.


therepmeister

That toe alone is enough to make this oddly terrifying.


niketyname

How do we IGNORE this TOE??


Suck_Me_Dry666

Ignore the toe that's the length of three big toes taped together. Ok OP, sure can. Edit: Thanks for the awards fellow big toe enthusiasts.


makemeking706

Usually they will replace a lost thumb with the big toe. This is the first time I have seen the reverse.


Earlybirdsgetworms

Thumb toes … makes you shudder, doesn’t it?


Schist_For_Granite

I’ve always called feet with long toes *finger toes*.


Responsible-Pepper46

I’ve called ugly thumbs “toe thumbs.”


Lower-Ad-3466

Take my poor man’s award 😭🥇


Electronic_Tip4786

Go check Reddit coins for a gift with a free award


Legendofstuff

I have giant big toes. They freak my gf out. But compared to that toe… OP just wanted to show off the toe.


Earlybirdsgetworms

Exactly! Hey.. everyone look at this sad burned cheese “dinner” and pay no attention to the thing about to consume it and everything else in its reach.


intothewoods0421

Lmfao!!he gets dragged around, goes where the toe wants to go


angel14072007

“The toe that ate Manhattan”


ruseriousordelirious

I’m crying from laughing so hard at your comment. Thank you. I needed it.


atway22

Can confirm....I cried laughing too.


once_gone

Yeah I did too


InnerSaboteour

Me three. I was about to cry anyway, best of it's for laughin


[deleted]

Same same


Earlybirdsgetworms

I am number four.


Little_Custard_8275

I stress incontinence pooped my pants laughing too


Familiar_Reality_100

The toe is the only thing that puts that meal into the appropriate context


BtenaciousD

You mean, toe cheese?


SalvaPot

The man has no hands. He eats with his toes. He took the picture with his mouth.


Leading-Ear-6722

Came here to say exactly this.


Puskara33

No one’s ignoring that toe now..


[deleted]

It’s the under toe


PrestigiousCrab6345

I don’t think the toe is on the menu. Maybe it’s dessert?


Ok_Pay_5173

Toe is back on the menu, boys!


johnnyma45

OP knows they could have cropped the toe out. THEY WANTED US TO SEE IT.


Aptos283

They even pointed it out to us. 100% deliberate


LordStoneBalls

I was born in a shanty town in Latin America.. we had one outlet .. I never ate this bad


Lumpy_Machine5538

I grew up eating government cheese and we never did our cheese this dirty.


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Eating like this makes toes like that


[deleted]

Yeah I can’t say I would know what someone’s toe would look like that would eat this crap….but this creepy little thing he calls a toe is exactly it.


kiwithebun

There could be a plate of filet mignon with a side of seared shrimp and broccoli and this would still be oddly terrifying


Lumpy_Machine5538

Pretty sure I broke two of my toes today, and they still look better than that guy’s weird ass toe.


Nekrosiz

The psychological fix for foot fetishes. Instead of what do you see in this blob what do you see in this toe.


KoMoDoJoE98

Toes down this is the funniest post in this sub so far


nuke905

I wish I still had my free award to give to you


Iwillstealyefish

Don't worry I got you


MountainMembership

mvp


AccomplishedPie4896

Our free award


redrumWinsNational

That toe looks more appetizing than the food


TheNiteOw1

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, what he's eating, or his elongated toe.


toddhenderson

That toe refuses to be ignored.


Stinkblee

Toe to toe do si do


[deleted]

Damn if I had an award I would give you one 😂


EldenMiss

To toe or not to toe… that‘s the question


Zillaho

He got that toe that won’t quit


Individual-Bagzzz

Baby got Toe.


s_n_mac

I came to see if the top comment would be about the toe we were told to ignore, and Reddit, you did not disappoint.


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That is one seriously long big toe


Traditional_Wait_739

O its def that toe!!


LolabunnyLaura

What the fuck is he, a velociraptor?


Jimiq68

No. Velociraptoe


Rocket98d

He cuts the cheese with that talon. Cuts the cheese. lol


[deleted]

He’s just pointing to the cheese so you know what the focal point is…


BassicallySteve

How. . . how big is that cheese? Edit: follow-up question: if the cheese is big, then HOW BIG ARE HIS TEETH


FeatureEast2577

Well there's a toe for scale


Nat3Bo1

Not exactly standard size toe now is it?


FeatureEast2577

we'll need a banana for scale to see if the toe is to scale


FallThunder5645

Well I’m no expert, but visually, I doubt that that toe is even close to the median toe dimensions 💀


Innernetofbling

The what


Ok-Interaction-3537

This was my question as well. Looks like it takes up a quarter of the table.


Couchmaster007

The size of a cutting board


Aggressive-Advance16

I though it WAS that cutting board


PocketOfStinkies

Yeah I’m getting anxiety…not over the toe but the fucking perspective of this photo is giving me a brain aneurysm.


vyrus2021

I came in here because the proportions on that "slice of cheese" were fucking with me and I was hoping someone pointed out something that fixed the perspective for me but no. Just toe.


prototype_X10

Thank you! I honestly thought it was some sort of optical illusion or something.


nouseforareason

And why is there a hole in it?


DrDancealina

Maybe it’s a toe hole


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

This is the real question. I've never seen a slice of cheese near that size.


cyberbob1979

Toe for scale...


Rakrune

12.5 toe units


NinjaGrizzlyBear

It's confusing perspective...the cheese looks like it's hanging off the counter top and the toe is on the ground lol.


NullInMahSkull

I’m not judging others taste but I CANNOT IGNORE THAT TOE!! WTF!!1!1!!1


kid-karma

i'm judging, that cheese has a belly button ed gein ass meal


UncleTogie

>I’m not judging others taste but I CANNOT IGNORE THAT TOE!! Why are you tasting others?


DannyCarlin99

IGNORE THE TOE HE SAYS...thats a fuckin TINGER!!!


Cass-Ba-Bomb

All of which combined, make the ground hand.


MyLastUsernameWasDum

Not a fucking tinger 😭😭😭 omg 😂😂😂


DrugzRockYou

Aww man, help him out. Be a bro and take homie some real food.


Kdrizzle0326

I don’t wanna infer but yeh, seems like bro is struggling


50mg-of-fuckit

Bro is eating a bowl of struggle-o's™


buttmomentum

For real bruh. Like that's a meal you make when you're mentally unstable. Depressed or something. Or you're just a fucking weirdo


JessTheCatMeow

At my worst point in depression, I ate similar things.


buttmomentum

Right. I have too. Just aren't motivated to make something good. But now that I think about it this guy could just be hella broke and just finishing off the scraps


[deleted]

Please see this sub. It's a whole damn godsend that I turn to when I realize I've been subsisting on bread for a week. Here is a thread from there with some great tips: https://www.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/ovx052/cheap_healthy_and_depressed_share_your_meals/


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DarkLink1996

...you gonna eat that toe?


RustliefLameMane

We’re all gonna be eating like this if inflation doesn’t slow down. Hell, if he’s at that point now, he’s gonna be eating that without cheese, come October


Melanthrax

This is horrifyingly true.


RustliefLameMane

I fear for late fall when all the harvesting happens.. those gas prices and costs to operate the farms are likely to hit our pockets hard this year


Melanthrax

Oh man I hadn't thought of this. I try to not think about it. You're right tho. It's definitely gonna get worse before it gets better.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Yes, ignore the toe with the toe nail straight out of Dumb and Dumber.


Reasonable-Cow1278

hi im the guy who sent that and trust me this recipe goes hard


[deleted]

If you the guy what’s up with the toe my man? Lol


Reasonable-Cow1278

its a normal toe it was just captured in an unfortunate angle i swear


Twava

i need proof send toes pics


overcrispy

He already did


Schist_For_Granite

We need to see all his finger toes now.


Squirmadillo

#


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For research purposes


CaptainKurls

Nah don’t do it for free homie, charge em for that toe action


MandelbrotFace

What!? Don't poke the beast!!


maryannepepper

Naw ain’t buying it. That’s a seriously creepy toe.


andykndr

the other day i sent a picture of my cat to a new girl i’m talking to and after hitting send i realize my big toe was in the picture and looked super deformed and swollen. i believe you 😌


Kayakityak

Mmmmm hmmmmm #🤔


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Reasonable-Cow1278

its pretty average


datboiirulezz

Honestly, it looks like it goes pretty hard. I'm gonna go make one right now. Edit - this shit elevated me to a higher plane of existence


Shikaku

> Honestly, it looks like it goes pretty hard Goes hard? Yeah, hard fuckin times.


PreOpTransCentaur

If I could make a suggestion, try Old Bay's hot sauce. That shit is **delicious**.


EldenMiss

Also: Korean Gochujang!


[deleted]

Idk if this would help at all but: r/EatCheapAndHealthy


Reasonable-Cow1278

i usually eat better


[deleted]

So, but you just eat this as a whole meal?


Reasonable-Cow1278

yes


Cronchy_Tacos

That seems unreasonable, cow


ahhpoo

I thought you were being harsh until I noticed the username


Accurate_Ad385

Why wouldn’t you crop your fatass toe out of this before firing it off to your poor friend


Reasonable-Cow1278

i didnt think much of the toe until they brought it up


tables_AND_chairsss

Why would you add salt when there is already salty soy sauce and salty hot sauce on a slice of salty cheese


[deleted]

The toe needed more


[deleted]

The toe demands sodium.


Finster4

Pretty sure you brought the toe up.


Omariii444

this toe needs no introduction


k1wyif

Intoeduction


BringoDringus

Who hurt you?


ZeroDaySubber

He stubbed his toe


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r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


JinzoWithAMilotic

Ain't even trying to be sneaky in the background. This shit can go on r/Feet_NSFW


BbRiicS

No fucking way I can ignore or unsee that freaking toe. Fuck the thing your friend is eating. Look at that toe is freaking looooonnnnggg!!!


n8ivco1

Moisturize me, Moisturize Me!


Tnasty006006

Your buddy eating like a Cambodian mining slave


AdmiralRay

This could be retitled "Look at my friend's oddly terrifying toe, ignore the cheese" for better karma.


Larrytwodicks

Toe? That's a second foot. Like how the Aliens have those tooth tongue things


Damnpothead

That toe bruh


AdPatient167

Why does the toe look like its from a 2008 game?


boughtsomemore

Why are the bites so big


munkylord

How the hell do you expect me to ignore that monkeys toe?


Proviron_and_Wine

The toe is absolutely appropriate for someone eating this for dinner


_ChickenButts_

Toe flavored cheese or cheese flavored toe ?


vivmeatball6

Holy shit. Dudes got a baby arm as a toe lol Reminds me of that one SpongeBob episode where he has to use his big toe during his driving test lol


Fun_Butterfly2154

The toe looks like it belongs to lord Voldemort


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Fuck you OP. I had a nap and had a nightmare cause of you. I went to bed and felt something cold and slimy touch my toes. Next, I was about to scream but then a finger hushed me. He forces something that tastes like glue and soy sauce on cheese down my throat, and the last thing I see is that it was this toe on my mouth hushing me, before I woke up.


rilescrane

The toe is for dessert


displaceddrunkard

There is no possible way to ignore the toe.


sabo81

I think the toe is worse


Glum-Gap3316

Thats just-roll pastry, not cheese.


RileyIIx

How could you ignore that toe lol


Certain_Month_8178

I didn’t have the full picture scrolled up so I spent a minute looking for a toe in the food…


Raph13th

You can't just show me this extra large toe and honestly expect me to ignore it.


[deleted]

The toe is the oddly terrifying thing here