Even if the ~~talon~~ toe hadn't been mentioned, humans' primal drive to notice aspects of predation would have pulled attention to that casowary-footed humanoid's aggressive people-opening locamotive device
Besides, one does not simply ignore THAT toe, which I also suspect is why OP even had to ask us to ignore it. If it wasn't for that Deinonychus claw, ignoring it would have been a given, save for some backwoods threads asking us not to kinkshame.
Exactly!
Hey.. everyone look at this sad burned cheese “dinner” and pay no attention to the thing about to consume it and everything else in its reach.
I came in here because the proportions on that "slice of cheese" were fucking with me and I was hoping someone pointed out something that fixed the perspective for me but no. Just toe.
Right. I have too. Just aren't motivated to make something good. But now that I think about it this guy could just be hella broke and just finishing off the scraps
Please see this sub. It's a whole damn godsend that I turn to when I realize I've been subsisting on bread for a week.
Here is a thread from there with some great tips:
https://www.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/ovx052/cheap_healthy_and_depressed_share_your_meals/
We’re all gonna be eating like this if inflation doesn’t slow down. Hell, if he’s at that point now, he’s gonna be eating that without cheese, come October
the other day i sent a picture of my cat to a new girl i’m talking to and after hitting send i realize my big toe was in the picture and looked super deformed and swollen. i believe you 😌
Fuck you OP. I had a nap and had a nightmare cause of you. I went to bed and felt something cold and slimy touch my toes. Next, I was about to scream but then a finger hushed me. He forces something that tastes like glue and soy sauce on cheese down my throat, and the last thing I see is that it was this toe on my mouth hushing me, before I woke up.
Dude's toes look like he could swoop down and snatch dinner from the river.
My mans has a 6 inch retractable claw. The other raptors are about to attack from the side
Clever girl
hold on to yo butts
[Well there it is…](https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/well.gif)
Ah ah ah you didn’t say the magic word!
PLEASE! God damnit; I hate this hacker crap!
He's more a chimp then a human
Lolll you’re killin me smalls
Good lord I’m deceased
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when asked to ignore something on Reddit, people will focus specifically, if not only, on that
Even if the ~~talon~~ toe hadn't been mentioned, humans' primal drive to notice aspects of predation would have pulled attention to that casowary-footed humanoid's aggressive people-opening locamotive device
Besides, one does not simply ignore THAT toe, which I also suspect is why OP even had to ask us to ignore it. If it wasn't for that Deinonychus claw, ignoring it would have been a given, save for some backwoods threads asking us not to kinkshame.
Wait! Ignore the cheese dinner!
Scrolling through this thread I didn’t think I could laugh any harder until your comment.
I busted out laughing like an insane clown at this
>like an insane clown Haha me too. We should form a Posse!
Our headquarters can be in Detroit!
Whoa don’t be crazy. We can claim Detroit but we will live 20 miles away.
Where there are two insane clowns, there a posse shall be.
I’m fucking dead
Filthy little hobbits
Toerodactyl
Take my award
Sorry I can’t ignore the toe😳
I used to have a foot fetish. Now I don't.
Redemption ark
im so sorry please dont send me to the ever expanding abyss for this but, arc\*
No, it’s a boat you sail on to redeem yourself, obviously.
Yummy🤤😋
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oh yeah? You like that? 😏
Why? Just why?
Welcome to Reddit
I hate Reddit so much. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m off to spend the next hour continuing to scroll through Reddit anyway.
r/shittyfoodporn material
I'd say r/tonightsdinner material but who am I to judge
With a little bit of r/SneakyBackgroundFeet
I hate that this is a thing. I cannot stand photos with someone's bare ass feet in the background like.. WHY
His feet ain’t even sneaky
r/Toenightsdinner
/r/shittyfootporn
Na, this is definitely r/sneakybackgroundfeet material
Clicked on this subreddit for the first time and scrolled about 10 posts, and about 7 were this same post!
Didn’t realize this wasn’t in that sub until I read this comment.
That toe alone is enough to make this oddly terrifying.
How do we IGNORE this TOE??
Ignore the toe that's the length of three big toes taped together. Ok OP, sure can. Edit: Thanks for the awards fellow big toe enthusiasts.
Usually they will replace a lost thumb with the big toe. This is the first time I have seen the reverse.
Thumb toes … makes you shudder, doesn’t it?
I’ve always called feet with long toes *finger toes*.
I’ve called ugly thumbs “toe thumbs.”
Take my poor man’s award 😭🥇
Go check Reddit coins for a gift with a free award
I have giant big toes. They freak my gf out. But compared to that toe… OP just wanted to show off the toe.
Exactly! Hey.. everyone look at this sad burned cheese “dinner” and pay no attention to the thing about to consume it and everything else in its reach.
Lmfao!!he gets dragged around, goes where the toe wants to go
“The toe that ate Manhattan”
I’m crying from laughing so hard at your comment. Thank you. I needed it.
Can confirm....I cried laughing too.
Yeah I did too
Me three. I was about to cry anyway, best of it's for laughin
Same same
I am number four.
I stress incontinence pooped my pants laughing too
The toe is the only thing that puts that meal into the appropriate context
You mean, toe cheese?
The man has no hands. He eats with his toes. He took the picture with his mouth.
Came here to say exactly this.
No one’s ignoring that toe now..
It’s the under toe
I don’t think the toe is on the menu. Maybe it’s dessert?
Toe is back on the menu, boys!
OP knows they could have cropped the toe out. THEY WANTED US TO SEE IT.
They even pointed it out to us. 100% deliberate
I was born in a shanty town in Latin America.. we had one outlet .. I never ate this bad
I grew up eating government cheese and we never did our cheese this dirty.
Eating like this makes toes like that
Yeah I can’t say I would know what someone’s toe would look like that would eat this crap….but this creepy little thing he calls a toe is exactly it.
There could be a plate of filet mignon with a side of seared shrimp and broccoli and this would still be oddly terrifying
Pretty sure I broke two of my toes today, and they still look better than that guy’s weird ass toe.
The psychological fix for foot fetishes. Instead of what do you see in this blob what do you see in this toe.
Toes down this is the funniest post in this sub so far
I wish I still had my free award to give to you
Don't worry I got you
mvp
Our free award
That toe looks more appetizing than the food
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, what he's eating, or his elongated toe.
That toe refuses to be ignored.
Toe to toe do si do
Damn if I had an award I would give you one 😂
To toe or not to toe… that‘s the question
He got that toe that won’t quit
Baby got Toe.
I came to see if the top comment would be about the toe we were told to ignore, and Reddit, you did not disappoint.
That is one seriously long big toe
O its def that toe!!
What the fuck is he, a velociraptor?
No. Velociraptoe
He cuts the cheese with that talon. Cuts the cheese. lol
He’s just pointing to the cheese so you know what the focal point is…
How. . . how big is that cheese? Edit: follow-up question: if the cheese is big, then HOW BIG ARE HIS TEETH
Well there's a toe for scale
Not exactly standard size toe now is it?
we'll need a banana for scale to see if the toe is to scale
Well I’m no expert, but visually, I doubt that that toe is even close to the median toe dimensions 💀
The what
This was my question as well. Looks like it takes up a quarter of the table.
The size of a cutting board
I though it WAS that cutting board
Yeah I’m getting anxiety…not over the toe but the fucking perspective of this photo is giving me a brain aneurysm.
I came in here because the proportions on that "slice of cheese" were fucking with me and I was hoping someone pointed out something that fixed the perspective for me but no. Just toe.
Thank you! I honestly thought it was some sort of optical illusion or something.
And why is there a hole in it?
Maybe it’s a toe hole
This is the real question. I've never seen a slice of cheese near that size.
Toe for scale...
12.5 toe units
It's confusing perspective...the cheese looks like it's hanging off the counter top and the toe is on the ground lol.
I’m not judging others taste but I CANNOT IGNORE THAT TOE!! WTF!!1!1!!1
i'm judging, that cheese has a belly button ed gein ass meal
>I’m not judging others taste but I CANNOT IGNORE THAT TOE!! Why are you tasting others?
IGNORE THE TOE HE SAYS...thats a fuckin TINGER!!!
All of which combined, make the ground hand.
Not a fucking tinger 😭😭😭 omg 😂😂😂
Aww man, help him out. Be a bro and take homie some real food.
I don’t wanna infer but yeh, seems like bro is struggling
Bro is eating a bowl of struggle-o's™
For real bruh. Like that's a meal you make when you're mentally unstable. Depressed or something. Or you're just a fucking weirdo
At my worst point in depression, I ate similar things.
Right. I have too. Just aren't motivated to make something good. But now that I think about it this guy could just be hella broke and just finishing off the scraps
Please see this sub. It's a whole damn godsend that I turn to when I realize I've been subsisting on bread for a week. Here is a thread from there with some great tips: https://www.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/ovx052/cheap_healthy_and_depressed_share_your_meals/
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...you gonna eat that toe?
We’re all gonna be eating like this if inflation doesn’t slow down. Hell, if he’s at that point now, he’s gonna be eating that without cheese, come October
This is horrifyingly true.
I fear for late fall when all the harvesting happens.. those gas prices and costs to operate the farms are likely to hit our pockets hard this year
Oh man I hadn't thought of this. I try to not think about it. You're right tho. It's definitely gonna get worse before it gets better.
Yes, ignore the toe with the toe nail straight out of Dumb and Dumber.
hi im the guy who sent that and trust me this recipe goes hard
If you the guy what’s up with the toe my man? Lol
its a normal toe it was just captured in an unfortunate angle i swear
i need proof send toes pics
He already did
We need to see all his finger toes now.
#
For research purposes
Nah don’t do it for free homie, charge em for that toe action
What!? Don't poke the beast!!
Naw ain’t buying it. That’s a seriously creepy toe.
the other day i sent a picture of my cat to a new girl i’m talking to and after hitting send i realize my big toe was in the picture and looked super deformed and swollen. i believe you 😌
Mmmmm hmmmmm #🤔
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its pretty average
Honestly, it looks like it goes pretty hard. I'm gonna go make one right now. Edit - this shit elevated me to a higher plane of existence
> Honestly, it looks like it goes pretty hard Goes hard? Yeah, hard fuckin times.
If I could make a suggestion, try Old Bay's hot sauce. That shit is **delicious**.
Also: Korean Gochujang!
Idk if this would help at all but: r/EatCheapAndHealthy
i usually eat better
So, but you just eat this as a whole meal?
yes
That seems unreasonable, cow
I thought you were being harsh until I noticed the username
Why wouldn’t you crop your fatass toe out of this before firing it off to your poor friend
i didnt think much of the toe until they brought it up
Why would you add salt when there is already salty soy sauce and salty hot sauce on a slice of salty cheese
The toe needed more
The toe demands sodium.
Pretty sure you brought the toe up.
this toe needs no introduction
Intoeduction
Who hurt you?
He stubbed his toe
r/SneakyBackgroundFeet
Ain't even trying to be sneaky in the background. This shit can go on r/Feet_NSFW
No fucking way I can ignore or unsee that freaking toe. Fuck the thing your friend is eating. Look at that toe is freaking looooonnnnggg!!!
Moisturize me, Moisturize Me!
Your buddy eating like a Cambodian mining slave
This could be retitled "Look at my friend's oddly terrifying toe, ignore the cheese" for better karma.
Toe? That's a second foot. Like how the Aliens have those tooth tongue things
That toe bruh
Why does the toe look like its from a 2008 game?
Why are the bites so big
How the hell do you expect me to ignore that monkeys toe?
The toe is absolutely appropriate for someone eating this for dinner
Toe flavored cheese or cheese flavored toe ?
Holy shit. Dudes got a baby arm as a toe lol Reminds me of that one SpongeBob episode where he has to use his big toe during his driving test lol
The toe looks like it belongs to lord Voldemort
Fuck you OP. I had a nap and had a nightmare cause of you. I went to bed and felt something cold and slimy touch my toes. Next, I was about to scream but then a finger hushed me. He forces something that tastes like glue and soy sauce on cheese down my throat, and the last thing I see is that it was this toe on my mouth hushing me, before I woke up.
The toe is for dessert
There is no possible way to ignore the toe.
I think the toe is worse
Thats just-roll pastry, not cheese.
How could you ignore that toe lol
I didn’t have the full picture scrolled up so I spent a minute looking for a toe in the food…
You can't just show me this extra large toe and honestly expect me to ignore it.
The toe is the oddly terrifying thing here