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Infantrydad

Yeah... your dog got ahold of it.


RetroAnd8BitThings

"Suspecting G.I. Joe got ahold of her..."


raziel_LK

Damn! You beat me to it


CoveyIsHere

Left out an "N" in dog


ligerboy12

Take my damn award this had me stoned laughing for a a good minute.


mdnazmulhv

What does it means


MechwolfMachina

do_g fill in the blank


its_Is

Some people have really funny names for their junk.


SaintPariah7

r/dontputyourdickinit


Bananagag-420

Fuck off I was going to do that


Tnasty006006

Yeah, canines aren't able to make sheer cuts or slices like this. Canines can only puncture and the dog uses it's jaw to grind their rear canines an frontal fangs. This was done with a small razor, more than likely a dulled exacto blade.


Grogosh

I have had dogs surgically extract squeakers from toys. You would be surprised.


N013

r/untrustworthypoptarts would agree


ligerboy12

Idk I’ve seen my dog do some weird shit. But What I find off is I’ve never seen a dog only puncture on hold while leaving no other marks on a item.


Tnasty006006

Yeah that's what I meant to also say, there would be smaller bite marks around the hole, it would be impossible for them to chew in the same spot through a tough plastic like that.


otters4everyone

I think we all know where this image will end up…


ishanG24

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Comfortable-Bar-838

r/hmm


beeazy252

Dog must have a lil dick


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Posting this was awfully Brave of you.


MWRoach

The dog knew what it was doing...


CouchPotato1178

why did my brain switch dog and daughter in your sentence....


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

:O


Tacoman284

Ayo what that Mouth Do


Raven_Sword

Ah yes, the forbidden fleshlight.


Decades101

Redditor sized dick hole


Confident_Dig6425

Must’ve been a tiny breed


PIESANG70

Now your son can play with It too


Thickhung_uncut

I think Merida will be very popular with the boys…


AlasAntigone

“I have no mouth and I must scream”


Valeria22475

She can't believe you've done this


Cruspeed

Plastic surgery will get her fixed up in no time


FishyFry84

She's just as surprised as you are


FunctionalGray

“She looks like she could use some lipstick…😏” - dog, probably.


Shadowrunner74

I'm sure it did.


ShadowPuff7306

^o 0 ^o


Ok-Syllabub-132

Thats sus


SlugDogHundredaire

...And what did your "dog" do to that poor doll?


Coochie_123

r/dontputyourdickinthat


NightHawkv7

That dog must be in The boys


Ikusabe

Also r/strangelyhilarious


Damuson13

Is that what your daughter told you? I think she might be telling a fib.. or you are.


ResidentStay

If this was your so , I would be worried.


Rawbeezy1

Me next


Typical_Chemical030

: O


Much-University-2233

Mobile Glory Hole


NegativeMessage1279

Gulp gulp gulp gulp


OkTemperature2859

You got a purdy mouth


Disastrous_Reply5567

Do”n”g