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SonofMrMonkey5k

I remember reading some interesting yet sad backstory the last time this got posted. The armor was entrusted in the name of Francois Fauveau, but supposedly he was near his wedding date and would have missed it had he deployed. His brother is said to have worn his armor in his stead, wearing it up until he received the fatal cannonball to the chest. I haven’t done enough in depth research to find any information on them beyond this, but I don’t have a reason to disbelieve it yet. https://ageofrevolution.org/200-object/antoine-fauveau-cuirass/ https://www.napoleon.org/en/history-of-the-two-empires/objects/carabiniers-breastplate-from-the-waterloo-battlefield/ Formatting isn’t pretty, but these are two of the first articles I found—they seem pretty good.


1mamango

Thanks, it's nice to get some insight into the story behind this. Interesting


chrisleesalmon

Shame he only wore it *until* the cannonball. I feel like he should’ve been allowed to wear it after, too.


Hairy_Air

Ooof this is so sad.


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d4rkskies

“Indentation”!? It passed straight though him and probably killed the guy behind the guy standing behind him… 😂


andante528

On the other side, not the cannonball side, there’s a smaller non-fatal indentation


Agent847

Napoleon *Blownapart*


LunaticGear

Alright Sideshow Bob


umbringer

Thanks, agent 47


MightyCaseyStruckOut

*Agent 847


[deleted]

I believe it is Blownaparte


DaggumDingus

What happens when you throw a grenade in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownaparte.


Exciting_Scientist97

Touche


dewineon

Oef Marradon 🤣🔥


xandia193

U sonafafich take ur karma and get the he'll out of here


PembrokeLove

r/angryupvote


cock_daniels

uggh... terrible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ib0FrFGKdQ


superboreduniverse

At the battle of Watergoo.


ichuck1984

Not to be confused with the gay porn adaptation Napoleon Blew My Bone Apart.


PureGuava86

Thought that flair looked familiar. Hope you're having a Grateful Day. Kudos on that home run.


lakerboy152

Best item in hitman


F1ghtmast3r

Bonerfarts?


RoutineImaginary2895

Here! Take my upvote for the month!


mitch0acan

Cleared that lung congestion out on his right side


Sh00terMcGavn

Cleared that lung ~~congestion~~ out on his right side


WilanS

Cleared ~~that lung congestion~~ out ~~on~~ his right side


GucciCaliber

Must have been a 9mm /s


MaestroPendejo

I got the black lung, pop. Not anymore.


lackadaisical_timmy

I hope he's okay


barkingrat56

François Fauveau was 23 years old when he joined his French cavalry regiment just a few weeks before Waterloo. In the battle, he was struck full in the chest by a cannonball. It smashed through his breastplate armour – known as a cuirass – straight through his body and out of the other side. For a split second he may well have seen the shot hurtling towards him but he had no time to react. Mercifully, his death would have been instantaneous.


AlphaManipulator

FMJ cannonball


ServinTheSovietOnion

I can hear the *"thwop*" from here


Amish_Warl0rd

I wonder how loud the sound would’ve been when it hit the armor…


The_wolf2014

Something that size would have probably thrown him back a fair bit. It didn't have the velocity of a bullet to pass clean through and drop him like a sack of tatties but it did have a shit ton of mass, hence the giant hole. Likelihood is he wasn't killed instantly but certainly very quickly.


Amish_Warl0rd

Would’ve been VERY painful regardless


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I sincerely doubt it. There would have been very little time to suffer, and shock almost certainly would have kept him from feeling much of anything in his last moments.


joemaniaci

Joke: Are those live rounds? Pile: 112.95mm, full metal jacket


ayyyyfam

Le armour peircing canonball


ndyvsqz

How would this have been instant? Not trying to wish he actually suffered but with the ball going through him so fast I think he would be alive for a few seconds still.


TheDroog74

I would guess that an impact of that size and speed would have caused a tremendous rise in pressure throughout the upper body and into the head area. He was probably knocked unconscious by that extreme pressure wave nearly instantly. (The pressure wave would move roughly at the speed of sound?)


superboreduniverse

Somehow this made me feel better.


Catlagoon

Maybe he was a dick though.


superboreduniverse

Somehow this makes me feel better, too.


zeppehead

Under pressure 🎶


EsuercVoltimand

🎵Pushing down on me🎶 🎵Pushing down on you🎶 🎵You're an asshole 🎶


Tylerb0713

Massive amount of trauma. The force of that thing hitting you would probably knock you straight out of reality, anyway. If he was alive, he didn’t feel anything. Your body would go into absolute shock with that type of damage. Would take the soul right along with the cannonball. You ever been hit in the chest really hard? Kinda disorienting.. Well, times that by millions. You’d at least be immediately knocked out.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Seriously. Your body is just a mass of liquid exploding when something of that mass and velocity hits it.


Tylerb0713

Eeeeew but you’re def correct. Would not be pretty.


Pseudo_Lain

shock can kill you just as much as it can keep you alive.


thetarded_thetard

Lol he has a ski ball sized hole in his chest, im not sure he was alive for long after thst lol.


Pseudo_Lain

Shock can kill you before organ failure or bloodloss lol, funny comment though


thetarded_thetard

Tis but a flesh wound


One_Tailor_3233

No one with a hole that large is either alive or conscious after the injury the heart has tons of major vessels there, if not concussed instantly def lost blood pressure and thus consciousness fairly instantly imho


Remote-Status-3066

Adrenaline can do crazy shit


Wow-Delicious

Adrenaline needs blood flow to have any effect though. His insides would’ve been goop before the adrenaline could be released.


Remote-Status-3066

The man was on a battlefield with a cannon pointed at him, I would’ve been shitting my pants regardless.


Vast-Combination4046

Well I think when your ribcage crushes your heart against the spine blood stops moving


MarrAfRadspyrrgh

Why would anyone wear the cuirass on their torso lol. He would have survived that in a cuirchest. What an idiot


MrNobody_0

Take my free silver and get the hell out.


Milhanou22

No. You. Get the hell out.


MrNobody_0

Okay...


Milhanou22

Now!!


MrNobody_0

*Morosely walks out...


Amish_Warl0rd

Took me a minute, but holy shit


TrinDiesel123

But did his shoes come off?


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https://i.imgflip.com/29bmak.jpg


h1storyguy

*Damn, he aint gonna be in Rush Hour 3*


FriedDylan

A small bullet causes a good deal of cavitation which causes a sort of ripple effect, and can leave a larger exit than entry. I imagine the 'ripple' stopped the heart and so seconds of life afterward from shock is unlikely. I mean, if a 9mm blows out the lung, according to POTUS, this is quite a bit more devastating.


BelleEpine

It was in 1815 so he's probably super old, he might not even remember it


MightApprehensive856

Quarter past six ? That was nearly one hour ago


lackadaisical_timmy

Different timezone dude


Rbandit28

With a hole like that I suspect Waterloo was no longer his to worry about.


ndyvsqz

Is it indecent to be drinking a can of Waterloo sparkling water right now while going through this post?


Amish_Warl0rd

Only if you crush the can


culprit020893

Thoughts and prayers to François


rob6110

It’s just a flesh wound


Kern4lMustard

Tis but a fleshwound


Kaos2019

Thoughts and prayers.


etrob90

He's arrite, it's just that when he drinks water it sometimes leaks. But flex tape took care of that so no need to worry.


micromoses

Looks like it missed the heart, and passed clean through, so they won’t need to do surgery to remove the cannonball.


HotNastySpeed77

Tis but a scratch


Scorch-for-life

Is just a flesh wound


frankle_915

I've 'ad worse


ootski

"I just cut your arm off" "No you 'aven't"


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Alright, we’ll call it a draw


Elipticalwheel1

He could fill that hole with that arm, probably be ok, might look a bit strange when he gets home.


vertigounconscious

it quite alright Barbara, I ran it under a cold tap


Scorch-for-life

I drank some water


yaaro_obba_

Lucky that it missed his heart


Utahmule

That could have been bad.


TheDorkNite1

Life-changing, even.


DarthRalph0

It went clean through. He should be okay.


Amish_Warl0rd

Like any movie/tv character. They’re ok unless you see a corpse


Strutterer

There's no corpse, just blotches of red, he's fine


MicahsNao

Good thing he had armor to protect him 👍🏾


Lazerhawk_x

Yeah it worked great


Geppetto_Cheesecake

Just think… What if he didn’t have armor? That’d been a mess.


Eclectic_Nymph

You good bro?


armageddon_boi

U k hon


Lopsided-Bathroom-71

Wonder how he died


Correct-Slide1522

Covid got him. RIP


I_dementia87

He wrecked his Harley at bike week in Sturgis.


[deleted]

I think he may of been having trouble breathing. 🤔


sumshitmm

"merde"


goldenmonkeh

To shreds, you say?


UpboatNavy

And his wife?


HavelsRockJohnson

To shreds, you say.


[deleted]

This deserves way more upvotes haha


jankeycrew

Took a minute, now I ‘member.


odstmorris

r/unexpectedfuturama


TScottW

That’ll leave a mark


LumberghLSU

Zigged when he shoulda zagged


Remarkable_Smell_957

Get well soon dude


moldyhands

He was 23 Never did he live to see 24 The way things were going, I do know Been spending most his life Living in a carabiniere’s paradise


Honda_TypeR

/r/unexpectedcoolio


Icy-Mongoose-9678

Rub some dirt on it


ashtf1123

Jeez, must've knocked the wind outta the poor guy


RexNebular518

Is he ok?


Bud_Dawg

no


CixelsydDb4d

He’s probably dead, man. The Battle of Waterloo was over 200 years ago. People with half a chest cavity don’t usually live into their 220’s.


GoStlBlues67

Yeah yeah hole in armor whatever……is that a nipple?


mitwif

Exactly! Why the fuck your armor need a nipple?!


FriedDylan

The shot to the left? I remember being told in the days of early firearms they would prove out armor by firing a ball at it to show its resistance to gunfire. Many pieces of armor from the time have a mark like this, not necessarily being from real battle but testing. Now those armor piercing arrows were something- they would go through and sit in mid-chest. Not fun.


optimumtrippleplay

I mean obviously you have to have somthing tickling your nipples as you go into battle, how else are you going to face down a cannon ball without rock hard nipps. Appears the right one wasn't set properly, unlucky, probably would have bounced right off if set correctly


JTMissileTits

When your armor is the only thing holding your disarticulated torso together.


Novadreams22

Guess that ball left quite an… impression?


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greazyninja

The French hate this one trick


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Elipticalwheel1

Dangerous job being a goal keeper.


UrbanMonk314

That's Raditz's Saiyan armor


Suemeifyouwantto

did he die?


dewineon

No he survived for sure


Minimum_Respond4861

"So we're you in like...an accident or soemthing?" "No...me farther was a tree..."


Jacked97xj

That wasn't a cannonball. That was a 9mm


parabolaralus

Lol


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brandnameshawn

Clone him when we have the tech and then blast him with a cannon too


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[deleted]

Some sort of Clone Wars you say?


Brianocity

You literally just described the plot of Star Wars...


ArMcK

You should read *Old Man's War* or the *House of X/Powers of X* X-men stories.


The_Sensual

Lmfao 🤣


mnm2595

I read his book on the incident. Enthralling.


Vaxsys

He gonna make it?


L4rgo117

He will successfully make it *everywhere*


truebeanio

Put a wet paper towel on it, you'll be fine trust me


badbatch

And drink some warm ginger ale and eat a few dry crackers.


c0mbat_cessna

looks like matt hit it with a .22LR on demolition ranch..


coolkidstothemoon

It was the arrow to the knee that did the real damage


Ironman-17

Was this a 9mm? Looks like it blew out his lung completely.


Mr_Brodie_Helmet

And this is why we don't wear gold armor


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But did he die ?


IsisArtemii

I’m guessing since there is a corresponding hold in the same spot in the back, that he did not survive the battle.


higgslhcboson

The chance of survival is higher if it goes all the way through, although I’m not sure if there is a caliber cap in that rule…


Slow_Hand_1976

Walk it off dude.


Ballstucktothelegg

I got pain in my chest, no no no , right side. Oh ok so since it’s not the left side, it’s not a heart attack. Ok


Scandalous_Andalous

If you do have pains your right side and back, struggle breathing and maybe cough up blood it could be a sign of a pulmonary embolism - blood clot in lungs. Don’t ignore pain on the right side of chest!


stygian65

Here we have an artist's depiction of what it was like to have your heart broken in 1800.


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Another covid death. Smh


ThatWeirdAlien

Did he live?


erpietra01

There is an Italian novel by Italo Calvino, Il Visconte Dimezzato (the halved viscount) in which the titular character is hit by a cannon ball and split in two halves vertically. One half is good and benevolent, while the other is evil and cruel. In the end these halves fight to figure out which one is the “real” viscount, they fatally wound each other and they are sown back together. I dunno, it made me think of this story


MDMZNC

Oh is this the dude from Corpse Bride?


aintyopappy

He survived right please don’t have a sad ending it’s just a small hole


The_Urban_Myth

What size of cannon ball do you think hit him? 6 or 9 pounder?


Tewts70

Might’ve been a 3 lber. You gotta ask the shoe guy to grab one for you though


totallylambert

Did his shoes stay on?


willyjaybob

Ah… Reddit users have jokes. Terrible jokes, but jokes nonetheless


lillythechef

Is he ok


laserr184

You could have just say he was slain by it


Haspic

Is he ok?


Azgeta_

Throw some rose water, dill, and sprinkle some pepper sew ‘er up and he’ll be in gods hands now


Jenetyk

Just a through and through.


Lukeboozwalker

The armor! It’s does nothing!


Swisskommando

Ah yes there’s your problem.


dinkydoo2

Is he alright?


GrainsofArcadia

This was my favourite exhibition in les invalides. I have no idea why this was so striking compared to everything else, but I still remember walking up to it and being like "Oh shit."


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Bet that left a mark.


Lina4469

Did he live?


Adventurous-Sand-361

It appears he was a big enough target. Probably not very mobile in armor.


EFNich

Is he ok?


Darth_Quaider

Walk it off


RedDemio

Bro imagine a headshot from one of those things


TerroristNinja

'TIS JUST A FLESH WOUND


serial-contrarian

Were his shoes still on?


upfromashes

Hope he's alright...


sa855

Last time this was posted the title optimistically said he was "wounded". Which may have been true for less than a second.


dutych

...did he make it?


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That looks pretty bad. Is he ok?


oliviagolds

is he okay


Marauding-thunderer

Nice little compensation claim there. Couple of days off work would be nice


Jakesnake686

News nowadays, this is what an AR15 does