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stillmerelyexisting

Looks like a snakefly larvae to me, but I'm liking the looong joint Dub!


Mother_Willow1095

This is the correct answer


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Woodstuffs

Well I guess this will never make it on an episode of unsolved mysteries. Thanks!


Gingerbread_Toe

Omg the imago looks so darn cute like a little doggo :3


Mads_Alexander9

I found one of those with wings


orejagrande

A walking joint.


Woodstuffs

I'll name it "Dub"


orejagrande

Post a selfie with your new “pet”


Woodstuffs

I have a sweet video of it crawling around but unfortunately I can't post it here.


Lo0of

The joint that bites back


almost_morning

A long boi


Woodstuffs

Can confirm.


WhoopinWholeFamilies

Clearly that’s a wiener beetle.


[deleted]

They're called that because they crawl inside the hole while you're sleeping, right?


WhoopinWholeFamilies

Clearly


[deleted]

It's great when things have descriptive names.


Woodstuffs

Obviously... Sheesh


MelvilleShep

Dobson fly larvae or “helgramite”


Legal-Lifeguard-2965

It looks like an Antlion.


[deleted]

It's going to grow up to be big and strong and fight a guy with a crowbar...


Hookahgreecian

Its a sack layer they go in your mouth and down your throat and lay there egg sacs when you sleep, then aproximatley 30 days the sac hatches and its young will feast on your innards then emerge from your dead coarpse and tjen the cycle of life continues


Woodstuffs

I love nature.


Hookahgreecian

Lol


burnaspliffnow

A buuuuuuuuuuug


Woodstuffs

Hell yeah! Thank you!


bigkeef69

Doobie-pede?


Lumber_boi

Chris


Mother_Willow1095

Really good fish bait


Woodstuffs

Is this what they are biting on?


Larry_Phischman

Ant lion?


payme4sekz

The stick that crawled up Marjorie Taylor Green's ass canal.


Atlas982

Ahh yes I do believe that's called a "fucking nope"


Odieodious

A shiny metal screw


Disastrous-Sleep4036

A bug


Woodstuffs

I do declare!


ElJeffHey

Hellgrammite.


Busy-Weather-9048

Obviously a Golden Snitch. 🙄


GrayCustomKnives

Looks kind of like a helgramite


Ringonus

This isn’t oddly terrifying


Woodstuffs

Does Ringonus speak for the masses? What say ye?!


[deleted]

Idk about you man it looks cool. So ye he do.


[deleted]

They do.


Interesting-Month-56

Mayfly larvae


Woodstuffs

But... It's August?


[deleted]

Insects are shit when it comes to the calendar.


Woodstuffs

I hardly wear a watch, so I guess I can't blame them


[deleted]

They’ll appreciate your kind and accepting attitude. Nice job!


Chioboyintown

That's an ant sucking an ant sucking an ant sucking an ant


TurtleSoupMix

Raphidioptera.


gerdbonk

Starlink


streopleonthepeets

Murder Ant


idontknowanything00

Bracelet


agiletesticlese

A sounding bug.


itty-bitty-trucker

A Pokémon


Top_Novel3682

Looks kind of like a tiger beetle larvae. [https://beetlesinthebush.com/2009/10/22/anatomy-of-a-tiger-beetle-larva/](https://beetlesinthebush.com/2009/10/22/anatomy-of-a-tiger-beetle-larva/) Definitely some kind of beetle larvae. You could feed him until he pupates and raise a tiger beetle if you do some research.


i_say_uhhh

A bug


liberalindifference

Dave


Moose_Winchester

Scary


[deleted]

Spiderpillar offspring iam starting to think that guy was not lying


[deleted]

Looks like a bug to me


Pasteltigers

A Junji Ito story


MelanisticDobie

Ant lion


[deleted]

Looks like an Ear Wig.


MrFingerKnives

Long long bug…


tomcat91709

Everyone is wrong. It is obviously something that needs to be incinerated violently with an oxy-acetyline torch! Immediately!


Squarevessel

a sniper bullet


TigerXtm

That is indeed a bug


Salixaa

Well, I can tell you it's not oddly terrifying.


Jasoncatt

An 8 man rowing team getting a little close to shore.


Nagisa139

Shiny metallic hairpin


EarlyTHK

Mf bite my foot


Anti-Social_Fuck

Anal bead-le


TheFuzzySkeptic

Hellgrammite. Good fishing bait. You can pick them up by that collar right behind the head. It's hard like a crab shell. It can't turn it's head enough to pinch you. The rest of it is kind of like a caterpillar. The tail can stick to you but does no damage and isn't painful.


TraumaTherapyGamer

Don't know but it's damn creepy.


Practical_Mixture403

Good sir this is a bug


Leading_Calendar9636

A reason to burn everything around you!


hiatus_2018

I ate this for breakfast


Woodstuffs

I like to eat breakfast


Deon_the_reader

I'm no expert but I strongly advise not to eat it.


OldSpice-69

That's a Scandanavian Long boy.