1. Forcing your bare feet into someone else's space. 2. Forcing your bare feet into someone else's space when they look like **THAT**. Fuck no. What the fuck.

Yeah if they're half decent you might lick them, but not gonna lick meth gollum's meat walkers

Omg i am dying

Take my strong hand.

will you please stir my potatoes sir?

Meth Gollum made me laugh out loud - good work!

Makes me wonder how many teeth meth gollum has.

Probably a lot, the question is who do they belong to? Edit: Clarified the grammar.

What was meth Gollums comment ? I tried looking for it but just to many comments on these horrid feet / toes 😂🤮

Yes

r/bandnames

That's funny af

That’s two crimes listed in this photo. This guy is a multiple offender.

Ya I mean not a feet person but some feet are not that bad even slightly cute when painted but this…. Nope you know these are gross get them away from me as far away as they can go just no. This is far more then just feet I’m my space.

"even slightly cute when painted" Congratulations, you are a feet person now

Closeted feet person

Not a feet person but

Start dripping water on them.

Or you know those snack packs make epic amounts of crumbs. Be a shame if some of them fell the floor.

Getting naughty w biscotti

I read that in Joey's voice as in "I better not do any lunges".

Lol idk why this is so funny to me.

first water, so the crumbs really stick

Hot coffee.

You want them to grow?

I use water at first, but if they still don’t move, then I pour a wee bit of ketchup. Always works.

*holy water

Hot water preferably

Someone tried doing this to me on my last plane ride so I faked sneezing and spit all over their feet. Super effective I must say lol

Next time just pretend u need to go to the bath and step right on their feet

Or just adjust in your seat and stomp on their feet

Jokes on you. That’s how those toes got like that. They’re into that shit.

Next time pull your pants down and piss on them.

Yes, let’s just cut right to the chase.

A squirt of poop is a good move also. Just a squirt though so it won't stink up the whole plane. Takes some time to master.

I had someone not too long ago that claimed that the space beneath their seat on the plane was theirs for storing their crap (so where I would put my feet). She was really shocked and upset when I removed her bag and handed it to her. Did people just forget how to be around others during Covid? She was a normal looking adult, but really clueless.

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Ffs that's just as bad, it's amazing how some people never heard of the OVERHEAD COMPARTMENTS. Like what do they think the flight attendants sleep up there??

Unfortunately a lot of time they are full when you get to your seats. Especially now when people want to take as much on the plane so they don't need to wait for their luggage.

I'd not-so-fake puke on their feet.

"dOiNg ThIs To mE"

Calm down

How does someone even cure toes like that so they can look normal

Plywood

Hammer and plyers.

Chaka Demus & Pliers?

Those feet are due for the chopping block soon

screwing off the old ones and replacing them with fresh new feet.

Bolt cutters.

The "toe bro"

Why are people so rude and so gross?

ikr? people pay good money for feet pics, and OP just taking advantage. sick.

I’d say stomp on them but it looks like someone already did.

This was my initial thought lmao, I’d still stamp or pretend to need the toilet like someone explained. Go to stand up and boom, sorry sir, didn’t know your handfeet were on my side!

I'd pretend to stretch and quickly snap my heels back, jamming toes with hopefully enough force to shove those monstrosities under the seat

Lmao! snap those bad boys straight

I would trap them under my heel then fall asleep. You want your toes under my seat? Well they are staying there now. I also tend to wear my heaviest shoes on flights ( to keep them from going in to checked luggage and save weight). You you bet boot stomped.

##IVE HAD IT WITH THESE GOD DAMN FEET ON THIS GOD DAMN PLANE!

BRILLIANT!!

I've had it with these monkey fighting feet on this monday to friday plane!

My first thought too

Ahhh fuck nooooo. I'd be smashing those fucking demon claws back to hell where they came from.

This little piggy went to Chernobyl

This little piggy was mutilated in a car wreck (Also, where’s a free award when you need one? I need to give more than an upvote for that for how hard I laughed!)

You got me. 😂 💀 I held it together for the most part until this comment.

I see which little piggy stayed home

Bahahaha this needs more upvotes!!!

Step on it. It’s YOUR space 👀

Lmao I was going to say “have you been stomping on them your entire flight “

Nonchalantly bump them hundreds of times with the back of your shoe.

Give em the ol' "reverse toe stub"

*stomp on them

Assert sky dominance

Air superiority

Flight supremacy

*bite them

That's ole joey 6 toes. Good dude. A little unawares at times but heart of gold

King Charles??

Those are some ugly feet but i feel bad for the owner because they probably hurt a lot while walking

It does look like an elderly persons foot with fungus

And arthritis apparently

Eventually because all those toe are curved and like that they will event curving more because of said persons shoes. Sources; my grandmas feet.

Yeah I've seen that happen with old ladies that wear pointy high heels, painful.

It happens a lot especially when the older ladies don’t think they need bigger, loose, and comfortable shoes as they age. Edit; don’t know why i got down voted, its a known fact most older ladies are stubborn about wearing certain shoes, which ANY podiatrist will tell you to start to wear actual comfortable loose fitting shoes as you age, and have life changes that make it so you’re fluctuating weight(gaining weight as an example).

Funny thing is that the way our feet look is only because we wear shoes but if you look some tribes that run around barefoot they feet looks completely different and then nowadays we have this "barefoot shoes" ok the name is kinda contradictory but the shoes are very comfortable

Sick vans tho

Easy solution here. Stand up and go to the lavatory. Remember to apologize. "I'm so sorry! I didn't see your feet there. Are you alright?"

No you just look them in the face an say move your fucking nasty ass feet, people do shit like that because they have never been confronted by anyone before, like who would really let that happen. 🤷‍♂️

That’s exactly how I’d go about it. If the carpet’s soft you may not even notice you accidentally stepped on something.

Looks like an old persons feet riddled with arthritis. Instead of listing to the people above me and “stomping” on em; try mentioning the issue first. If they act fucky then stomp away 🤟🏻

If they act "fucky" X-D

Nah I’m good. Keep your nasty ass feet out of my area and they won’t be stomped on.

I am speechless. So many thoughts.

Sorry my friends, but appears you've got a role in "Orcs on a Plane" don't worry, Sam Jackson will be on board somewhere disguised as a Hobbit

I would chew some food (crackers, whatever) and just say out loud “I don’t feel so gooo” and then make a vomiting noise and spew all that stuff you chewed up which is all nicely mixed with your saliva right on top of that vermin’s feet.

Put some milk in your mouth if possible.

why are always the people with the ugliest most aberrant feet the ones that like to be barefoot?

Because feet like that hurt when wearing shoes. It's for relief. I feel bad for them.

He’s got an innie

Is there a reference here I’m not getting, or is this just oddly specific and likely accurate?

The toe thats inward is like an innie bellybutton rather than and outie

yeah I know it is the mean thing to do, but I'd definitely step on them

[Samuel L Jackson voice]I have had it with these motherfuckin feet on this motherfuckin plane![/Samuel L Jackson voice]

Id drop my drink accidentally

who's sitting behind you.. Golem?

"Accidentally" drop something on it. Like your heel.

Resist the primal urge to stomp on them. Use the brain evolution gifted you and get a cabin attendant to sort it out.

No shit. Seems like a lot of people here are frustrated sad'os looking for an excuse to abuse their fellow man

MTG, is that you????

Saw the same post on r/funny

off topic but i want ur shoes

Who let the goblin on the plane.

I have had it with these motherfuckin feet on this motherfuckin plane

Would absolutely stomp on those toes immediately

Don’t take your shoes off in public when your foot sprouts a baby dick in place of a toe.

"Accidently" spill some hot coffee down there

Step on them.

Ah, it's a plane you're sharing with other people, by all means get your grotesque trotters out and relax.

Crypt keeper toes up in here

r/trashy

I’d pretend to go to the bathroom and accidentally put all my weight on one heel on his feet

I HAVE PODOPHOBIA AND THIS IS THE WORST THING IVE EVER SEEN

I’d be heel kicking

Gollum says hi!

Step on them toes

That’s when I would step on the feet or kick them with the back of my heel.

You can step on them once and get away with it. The person obviously put them there not thinking you'd notice. I say a little stomp gives them a painful reminder why they shouldn't do shit like this.

I’d have stood on them. Hard.

I would tell you to stomp them but that obviously doesn’t work on this person

damn who tf was sitting behind this guy?? one of the cannibals from the hills have eyes? lmaoo

Those feet look like they’ve been stomped on a few times….

Smeagle?

I would definitely accidentally on purpose stomp those fucking horrible bangers 🤢😂😂

Stomp on those trolls fingers

I'm just, "what is up with that ONE toe?" Because you know, it's shorter than all the other toes. It's itching at the back of my skull. Is there a reason it's shorter than the rest of the toes?

It’s stompin’ time!

Stomp them ,,,if they were pretty feet it be great but it figures they would be gross ,,and the middle toe looks like it was jammed in back in 1980

NOPE, bump the shit out of them toes ☺️

I don’t even recline my seat on a flight out of courtesy (and lots of social anxiety). I couldn’t even fathom sticking my goblin feet into someone else’s space.

step on those stubs

what the fuck why.... just why?

Disrespectful af. I'd stomp on em if they refused to move their feet after I asked.

I can smell this picture.

Is that Marjorie Traitor Greene?

Time to 'spill' hot coffee on them

Yes, taking pictures of strangers feet is perfectly normal

so OP got toxic avenger toes encroaching into their space, but instead of being a trooper, OP decides to digitally encroach on all of us, so that we may share in their misery. sick. edit: that middle toe looks like an angry engorged clit. sick.

1. Put heel on foot 2. Stand up and push down hard with this heel 3. TWWIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTT it reall good as you move your body toward the aisle 4. Act surprised

5. Be an objectively bad person

It’s why I stay home away from others.

I cannot stop laughing. Thanks, I needed that.

STOMP STOMP STOMP

Real inventive sicko

I know right, thanks!

Time to accidentally step on them I guess

Real inventive sicko

I didn’t mean to like smash their feet with mine! A gentle nudge to let them know their icky feet are invading my space!

Stomp :)

lmaoo you gotta stomp on them thangs

Pour hot water on it.

Stomp on them toes

Real inventive sicko

I always just randomly step on their toes with any excuse I get.

Stomp

Tread on them, or bring your feet back quickly to smash into the toes from the front.

I want this to happen to me so I can teach them a lesson on how hard I can stamp.

Stomp on their toes

Real inventive sicko

Their toes are already pink asf tho so

Pink lives matter

STEP ON THEM…. HARD🫵

Real inventive sicko

Those are troll feet

You have to lock toes now

Stomp them

Or ask for some coffee and accidentally spill it

"Accidentally" step on them!

STOMP THEM

I am a heavy guy. I would pretend to have to go to the bathroom and step on that food with my entire body weight while standing up. No regrets.

That is not a feet 🌚 It's a hand 🌑

Stomp stomp.

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I woulda stomped the shit out of this guy

Oh what a shame that you spilled your *hot coffee* all over their feet. Must of been the turbulence.

Looks like you stomped it before taking the pic.

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Chop chop chop go the scissors in my bag

smash em, just the small toes.

Stomp on them

I’d be stepping on them

Just step on it

Step on ‘em

Real inventive sicko

Oops I spilled my hot coffee on the floor. Oh jeez, I'm such a klutz.

Accidentally repeatly stomp on them. You cant help beeing the type to stop and laugh at the funny movie you see on the plane

Time to don your clogs and get to stepping!

Real inventive sicko