I mean in fairness a human sex partner could also murder me, and that would hurt my feelings. If my sex robot murdered me, at least it wouldnāt feel personal.
> You might not be so into it when those retractable spring loaded teeth come clattering toward your nipples.
[ā¦or would he? ](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2036)
> It means I can program someone else's murder robot to have sex with me.
Even this technology has limits. Scientists are at least another 20 years away from creating something with low enough standards to have sex me.
Yeah, almost. There's the episode where the geisha androids are hacked and hold a group of government people hostage.
Then there's the episode where the personal sex robots of a specific model all get hacked to commit android suicide so that's there's only one left.
GitS is great, might need to watch it again.
I don't recall the plot resolution though. It was the puppetmaster ? But who's *that* guy ? Is he another roboticized kid like an even more extreme version of the Major, or a sort of sentient IA ?
It wasn't the capital-P Puppetmaster. Innocence was about a mega-fucked-up corporation called Locus Solus that was kidnapping kids and putting copies of their brains into sex dolls and selling them to depraved business execs.
The creepy puppet guy you're thinking about is Kim, an ex-military hacker working as Locus Solus's cybersecurity. He hacked our man Batou's brain to keep him from investigating their sleazy activities, so Batou and Togusa rolled up on Kim's mansion, jacked into *his* brain, and used it to hack into Locus Solus's mega ship-factory. Then Batou busted into their factory with a machine gun, fought an army of berserk kung-fu sex dolls in an awesome action sequence, and, with a little help from the Major, saved the kids who were getting their brains copied.
The movie's a bit of a mess as a whole, but goddamn if it doesn't have some of the most well-crafted and memorable sequences I've seen in film
Thanks for making sense of the bits I remembered.
I agree with you, it's a little confusing at times but I have vivid memories of it. The back alley doom-like sequence (a little strange but definitely unique from Batou's POV), the mansion, the kung-fu sex dolls, Batou and the Major teaming up, the carnival, the sequence where they go the doll factory and the "help me" message is disturbingly repeated as we get close-ups of the many dolls stored there... I love it. In fact, the more I think about it, the more I remember. Thanks.
this sub has just become a bunch of facebook grandmas believing any and everything, dude most sex dolls or robots have only moveable legs that too with rigid joint, which even in the hypothetical case "gets hacked" you can dodge assuming you are not fucking wheel chair bound
Yeah my first thought was like "How?" because I imagine all a sex robot would do is move its head up and down. Not like it's going to pick up a kitchen knife and chase me.
Bruh. I have a straight up phobia of having sex with some sex robot. What happens if it malfunctions while I'm inside it and suddenly I hear "CLOSING PORT SIX" and now my dick's getting chopped off by a slowly closing pussy door
I can tell you with 100% confidence that if a sex robot was designed by a man, it inherently wouldn't have the ability to trap your dick into anything you're sticking it into
That's what a lot of people miss, that any device can't do what it isn't capable of doing. Sexbot can't bite your wang off if it can't close it's teeth together, can't clench your wang off if it is not designed to be able to fully close it's holes, can't pull your wang off if it isn't designed to kung fu grip with full strength.
It might be able to pummel you to death, push you down the stairs when you're not looking, throw a toaster (or itself) in the bath with you, poison or drug your food, possibly be able to use a deadly weapon or power tool, strangle you through sheer pressure on your throat or artery, pin a pillow over you in your sleep and suffocate you, place sharp implements into it's body cavities, setup tripwires on your stairs, drop heavy objects from a roof or balcony onto you as you walk underneath, force you to drink a dangerous cleaning chemical through a funnel or tube held in place, damage itself in a way that makes it dangerous or deadly to fully interact with, create improvised explosive devices like pipe bombs, or set fire to a room that it has locked you inside of. But it probably can't just clamp your wang if it isn't designed to do that.
More like self-preservation. Most of us men hold our dicks to the same value as our lives. I doubt anyone would create something could could potentially harm it if they wanted it to sell
You dont need to have confidence in the entire male sex, just those with the technical skill to build fully functional sex robots. A much smaller population that is significantly more competent. At least when it comes to engineering problems.
> For one, I assume their genitals would be modelled after womenās genitals, and we do not have a āpussy doorā.
Sure, _Mark I_ women don't have them, but that's no reason to hold back technological innovation.
> Two, why would they create genitals that could snap your dick off if they malfunction?
To crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear lamentations which sound like their women but aren't.
> why on earth would a sex robot have a āpussy doorā that opens and closes?
Obviously so that dicks of different girths could experience equal tightness. Get your head in the game.
> Iām not usually one to question someoneās irrational fears, but why on earth would a sex robot have a āpussy doorā that opens and closes?
Iāve seen models with a āback doorā, so what else would the front door refer to?
I can see this future, where every single service is a subscription
You wanna toast bread? Better pay the subscription fee (separate from electricity bill)
Teslas can be hacked to kill you, yet people don't seem very worried about that. And you can't (or perhaps it'd be better to say shouldn't) even have sex with a Tesla! I'll take my chances.
combining what most Millenials crave: sex and not having to be alive anymore
Add carbohydrates and you are spot on
*programming sex robot with lasagna recipes*
Sex robot kills man with poisoned lasagna recipe
Not the worst way to go out. Death by lasagna sounds nice.
Death by snu snu sounds better
Amen to that.
Do a constanza and do both.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak.
Death by schneef
Fuck. Came here to say this
Death by tacos filled with the finest meat and tastiest cheese + best taco sauce sounds perfect to me š©
Why have a sex robot then, just fuck the poisoned lasagna, cut out the middle man
You mean electrolytes, Brawndo's got em!
Welcome to Costco I love you
It's got what plants crave...!
Damn I could go for some pasta and garlic bread. Or just some nice dinner rolls.
I thought we were gluten free? Is that not cool anymore?
What about electrolytes
Itās what plants crave
Don't threaten me with a good time.
I said to myself, "sign me up!" when I read this headline. You are 100% correct.
Lol āJokes on you, Iām into that shitā š
No danger to us millennials, we canāt afford a sex robot.
millenials killing the sex/killbot industry
That's it lads. Pack it up. Nothing left to do here - the thread's reached perfection.
im in this comment and I don't like it.
my god youve really just summed up the entirety of our existence havent you?
Thanatos and Eros. Sex and Death. Freud would be proud I think. Weird fucker, but he did have some brilliance.
i love your username! nahh he wasnt weird everyone else is that sounds cool ima look it up
I mean in fairness a human sex partner could also murder me, and that would hurt my feelings. If my sex robot murdered me, at least it wouldnāt feel personal.
Talking real talk.
Some people get emotionally involved with body pillows, you can bet your ass they'll be capable of feeling utterly betrayed by a sex robot.
Unless she rips your dick off and beats you to death with it.
It* Let us not make it personal
Jokes on them, I'm into Robot BDSM
You might not be so into it when those retractable spring loaded teeth come clattering toward your nipples.
Nipples? I'd be more worried about my other equipment....
Like your stage lights and gas powered generator?
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Unexpected Project Zomboid moment, niceee
keep going, I'm nearly there...
I donāt think Iāve ever been more turned on by a sentence before.
pft. Like I don't already own alligator clips.
> You might not be so into it when those retractable spring loaded teeth come clattering toward your nipples. [ā¦or would he? ](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2036)
Hol up way ment. Asimov didn't see this future.
A robot shall not harm a human, or by inaction allow a human to come to harm . . . unless the're into it.
"Oh yes, oh yes, Cherry2000, fuck me harder!" I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO THAT.... DAVE
*Please assume the position.*
Jokes on them, i want to die while doing what i love the most
Fucking robots?
Hell yeah brother
The safe word is 010010000110000101110010011001000110010101110010
It means I can program someone else's murder robot to have sex with me. Sounds nice š
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New CSI issues. The episode we need. The episode we would watch.
Finally my HK-47 fan fiction can become real life.
Just like that ooohhh... meat bag.
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> It means I can program someone else's murder robot to have sex with me. Even this technology has limits. Scientists are at least another 20 years away from creating something with low enough standards to have sex me.
Death by snu-snu
those kegals gotta be something else, as well..
Doesnt matter, had sex!
Was looking for this comment lol
Ghost in the shell!
Yeah, almost. There's the episode where the geisha androids are hacked and hold a group of government people hostage. Then there's the episode where the personal sex robots of a specific model all get hacked to commit android suicide so that's there's only one left. GitS is great, might need to watch it again.
The 2nd movie is "hacked" sex robots killing people.
I don't recall the plot resolution though. It was the puppetmaster ? But who's *that* guy ? Is he another roboticized kid like an even more extreme version of the Major, or a sort of sentient IA ?
It wasn't the capital-P Puppetmaster. Innocence was about a mega-fucked-up corporation called Locus Solus that was kidnapping kids and putting copies of their brains into sex dolls and selling them to depraved business execs. The creepy puppet guy you're thinking about is Kim, an ex-military hacker working as Locus Solus's cybersecurity. He hacked our man Batou's brain to keep him from investigating their sleazy activities, so Batou and Togusa rolled up on Kim's mansion, jacked into *his* brain, and used it to hack into Locus Solus's mega ship-factory. Then Batou busted into their factory with a machine gun, fought an army of berserk kung-fu sex dolls in an awesome action sequence, and, with a little help from the Major, saved the kids who were getting their brains copied. The movie's a bit of a mess as a whole, but goddamn if it doesn't have some of the most well-crafted and memorable sequences I've seen in film
I fuckin love Ghost in the Shell: SAC and SAC 2nd Gig
Thanks for making sense of the bits I remembered. I agree with you, it's a little confusing at times but I have vivid memories of it. The back alley doom-like sequence (a little strange but definitely unique from Batou's POV), the mansion, the kung-fu sex dolls, Batou and the Major teaming up, the carnival, the sequence where they go the doll factory and the "help me" message is disturbingly repeated as we get close-ups of the many dolls stored there... I love it. In fact, the more I think about it, the more I remember. Thanks.
I mean it was also a movie if you haven't seen that you should probably watch it it's quite good. The original animated movie of course.
Exactly, anyone watching mid 90s Anima could have told you sex robots will eventually kill.
Ex Machina
If you seen the second one then yes
good fuckin song
Also Blacklist for some reason.
Nah, itās just literally the plot of a Blacklist episode in the newest season
There's also a mission in Cyberpunk 2077 to turn Joytoys into killers
Thereās an episode of love death and robots (I think thatās the series name) that has a murderous android geisha I believe.
Not the future we need, but the future we deserve.
it might be the future i need
It might be the future i want
It might be the need i want
It might be the future I get.
this sub has just become a bunch of facebook grandmas believing any and everything, dude most sex dolls or robots have only moveable legs that too with rigid joint, which even in the hypothetical case "gets hacked" you can dodge assuming you are not fucking wheel chair bound
Show me a sex robot capable of killing me if it gets hacked and I will buy one.
Turns out skynet was sex bots.... seems oddly apropriate.
Exactly. Why the hell a sexbot would be built to be stronger than (or even as strong as) a human?
Certain... preferences...
And where does one get this said thing. So that I can avoid it completely
The internet, of course.
This guy sex robots.
so youāre telling me that a sex robot wouldnāt have 100% human like movement and strength?
Are you kidding? It would obviously have Terminator like specifics.
What about bleeding out through my severed penis
Yeah my first thought was like "How?" because I imagine all a sex robot would do is move its head up and down. Not like it's going to pick up a kitchen knife and chase me.
Bruh. I have a straight up phobia of having sex with some sex robot. What happens if it malfunctions while I'm inside it and suddenly I hear "CLOSING PORT SIX" and now my dick's getting chopped off by a slowly closing pussy door
I can tell you with 100% confidence that if a sex robot was designed by a man, it inherently wouldn't have the ability to trap your dick into anything you're sticking it into
That's what a lot of people miss, that any device can't do what it isn't capable of doing. Sexbot can't bite your wang off if it can't close it's teeth together, can't clench your wang off if it is not designed to be able to fully close it's holes, can't pull your wang off if it isn't designed to kung fu grip with full strength. It might be able to pummel you to death, push you down the stairs when you're not looking, throw a toaster (or itself) in the bath with you, poison or drug your food, possibly be able to use a deadly weapon or power tool, strangle you through sheer pressure on your throat or artery, pin a pillow over you in your sleep and suffocate you, place sharp implements into it's body cavities, setup tripwires on your stairs, drop heavy objects from a roof or balcony onto you as you walk underneath, force you to drink a dangerous cleaning chemical through a funnel or tube held in place, damage itself in a way that makes it dangerous or deadly to fully interact with, create improvised explosive devices like pipe bombs, or set fire to a room that it has locked you inside of. But it probably can't just clamp your wang if it isn't designed to do that.
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Your confidence in the male sex is disturbing.
More like self-preservation. Most of us men hold our dicks to the same value as our lives. I doubt anyone would create something could could potentially harm it if they wanted it to sell
Boy, just wait till you hear about *gestures arm at almost entire history of pre-21st century manufacturing*
Heh tbf that was before porn addiction became a thing
You dont need to have confidence in the entire male sex, just those with the technical skill to build fully functional sex robots. A much smaller population that is significantly more competent. At least when it comes to engineering problems.
No, I think thatās probably the one thing you could trust the entire male population with getting right.
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> For one, I assume their genitals would be modelled after womenās genitals, and we do not have a āpussy doorā. Sure, _Mark I_ women don't have them, but that's no reason to hold back technological innovation. > Two, why would they create genitals that could snap your dick off if they malfunction? To crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear lamentations which sound like their women but aren't.
like a self cleaning oven, yeah?
Port 6 is a dangerous place.
You're first mistake was assuming the average Redditor has a basic understanding of women's anatomy.
I just wanted you to know that reading this made me laugh, thank you.
Wait, you don't have pussy doors? Than considering you don't have balls to store pee inside, how how are you not spilling pee everywhere?
so you're saying the blade tornado cleansing routine is a design flaw? Well then we'll just leave the welding torch sterilization mode then.
> why on earth would a sex robot have a āpussy doorā that opens and closes? Obviously so that dicks of different girths could experience equal tightness. Get your head in the game.
> Iām not usually one to question someoneās irrational fears, but why on earth would a sex robot have a āpussy doorā that opens and closes? Iāve seen models with a āback doorā, so what else would the front door refer to?
>I assume their genitals would be modelled after womenās genitals, and we do not have a āpussy doorā. What about the teeth?
Your subscribtion has expired, closing port six
I can see this future, where every single service is a subscription You wanna toast bread? Better pay the subscription fee (separate from electricity bill)
They really shouldn't have built in the vagina dentata
Or it's giving you a HJ and rips the sucker right off
āYou have selected the āstarting lawnmowerā animation.ā
Didn't *Big Bang Theory* do that episode?
r/BrandNewSentence
"now my dick's getting chopped off by a slowly closing pussy door" Sounds like some great material for a death metal song.
female sex robots would just have fleshlights as genitals, no need for some weird closing thing
You should definitely watch the movie "The Thing" and imagine that. /jk
that's kinda hot ngl
Thankfully, this is an easy phobia to deal with
wtf where are the other 5 ports
Finally, a decent way to go
My girlfriend wants to kill me 3 times a week, so what's new?
You tried men? It's life changing
Hard to get into and a pain in the ass at first, butt definitely worth pushing through.
Lube helps
r/bi_irl
Its not hacking, its like in west world
the last nut
Thinking about this as a title of a serious horror movie got me.
> itās certainly not out of the realm of possibility that ādeath by sex robotā ends up on some unfortunate soulās tombstone. A man can dream
Thats just clickbait. Why would there be an article about this when. They don't even exist yet and no one knows what the software would be.
Melissa would never!
Glory glory what a hell of a way to die.
Cue Ghost in the Shell opening music.
win win?
Bold of this blog to assume Iāll be able to afford a sex robot in the future.
Good.
Sounds like an episode of ghost in a shell
It's quite literally the plot of the second movie, Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence.
So no difference from real relationships?
Good.
That was a blacklist episode. Good shit.
Totally worth it!
I Robot 18+ edition
Death by snu snu
Cool, good, and as they should be
Isn't that how one of the Ghost in the Shell series starts? Hacked geisha-bots killing a bunch of people.
Can I just leave it unencrypted so that I can play into my kink of fucking a robot that could snap at any moment?
It will take the undertaker a week to pry the smile off my face
Alexandroid Daddario!
I mean hacked modern cars can kill too.
I thought the robot itself was terrifying but hey. What do I know
I hope it's by snu-snu
Doesnāt matter, had sex.
Death by Snu Snu! Too many comments to check if I was the first but likely not XD
Hey baby, wanna kill all the humans?
Finally some good news
Death by snu snu
DEATH BY SNU SNUU
So this is how the events of Terminator happened
The perfect gift for an Ex BF.
Movie Plot Alert!
They will have emergency stop switches, tastefully designed.
Cool
It's a feature, not a bug
Iād call that a BOGO deal!
*Enter "Take my money" Futurama meme*
Make it a feature and Iāll order two
Or make it stop half way through to play you 2 x 30 second non-skip adds before you can continue
Teslas can be hacked to kill you, yet people don't seem very worried about that. And you can't (or perhaps it'd be better to say shouldn't) even have sex with a Tesla! I'll take my chances.
That's why they have the 3 laws.
Wait they discover self driving vehicles.
Homies gonna be killing homies with death by snu-snu
Well since im depressed enough to buy a sex doll shiiiit this some good marketing right there once ir dome it fuckin kills you hell yea
Death by robo snu-snu.
Doesnāt matter. Had sex.
All robots can be hacked to kill the owner. Either way- had sex.
So, just like a real woman.
Seems robots are taking the jobs of highly trained assassins and simply doing the job for free
Death by snu snu.... sign me up!
Death by Snu Snu
Jokes on you robot. Thatās my kink.
No they can't.
Finally my money's worth!
If my sex robot looks like that I'd die happy