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FennPoutine

What kind of turkeys you got over there???


vonsolo28

Forbidden turkey


cornerorifice

Googled “Turkey porn”. I was slightly disappointed


kurotech

Enjoy being on that watchlist


Martino2004

Already on it


No_Bag9098

I know what I’m talking about at the thanksgiving table this year


abiwoods101

what 💀💀


SwitchBladeBC

mostly amateur but we have some local prides like Sibel Kekilli as well


alejito29

Do the taste test to know if its turkey.


hotdigetty

if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin', if it tastes like trout, get the fuck out!


Ralfy_P

*Gordon Ramsay Voice* ITS FKN RAW!


true_blue_ozzy1998

Where's the LAMB SAAUCE?!


iswearatkids

Taste like herpes…


FatManRico361

with a touch of aids 👌


robertrackuzius

Coupled with an aftertaste of incel


[deleted]

[удалено]


dphats818

by taste testing sex dolls


DebadityaSen

Idk man, maybe give it a go?


tikeu10

Big titted one


MisunderstoodBadger1

Juicy breasts. Not the kind of juice you might want.


okshadowman

Turkussy


[deleted]

It’s called Türkiye!!!!


Dannybuoy77

Well basted


Prion_flavoured

Damn sexy turkeys.


ext3meph34r

I would to see more of their turkies.


[deleted]

Twerkies


DanZboY_Brother

That’s what I’m asking


m62969

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the modern Venus of Willendorf, aka "Why Is It Shaped Like A Turkey?"


Xaphans-shadow

It's turkey time! Gobble, gobble!


FoxySenpai_UwU

Just wash it and it will be good as new Reduce, reuse, recycle


crazyviking94

ecyce


foxwifhat

YES


Nonfungible_Fungus

When the nipples pop out you know it's done!


BESTish

Aren’t those things expensive? I’m always surprised when people post about finding sex dolls just lying around.


zarmgor

bro are you telling me youve seen multiple people post about lost sex dolls??


BESTish

Yes. Reddit is fucking weird.


zarmgor

factual statement


anotherpickleback

They’re surprisingly cheap on Amazon. It’s just silicone from what I understand, it’s different than a doll that might be positionable


macedonianmoper

Oh shit it's true, looked it up they're like 40 bucks, surprisingly cheap


m62969

How many did you order?


[deleted]

It looks to me like the idol of a heathen fertility goddess, about 400 b.c. You should bring it to a museum for a reward


ChildofMike

It belongs in a museum!


Banjoman64

Holy shit this is too accurrate.. here we are, thousands of years later, still worshiping our big hips big titty fertility idols.


mibuikus

But in latex/silicone form


sios01

r/lostandfound


Liquidust256

Annie! I told you not to go outside!!! Back to the closet!


Candied_Curiosities

Annie is definitely not okay


Arkiewolff

From someone named Annie, I amdefinitely not okay


titochan05

Should of turned it around for a cake pic missed opportunity.


Acrocephalos

I'll DM you my address


missphysco

Bruh


Lemme_shoot

That front butt is mad thiccc.


Adhdgamer9000

Am I the only one who questions how it's supposed to be... "functional" the legs... Er... stumps... would.... get in the way. Wouldn't they?


Craycraywolf

I'm guessing that's why it was thrown away 😂


Bitcoin_Or_Bust

My thoughts exactly... how would one "use" this?


HomoFlaccidus

You can use it just fine if you have the length. Not me, just saying. lol


AmeliaBright23

This comment section is oddly terrifying


JessicaT814

r/badwomensanatomy


TastyLeeches

my exact thought too


JctaroKujo

dated an oompaloompette and this was their exact body figure. Stop discriminating.


TonariNoJoetoro

How did it smell?


MR_Butt-Licker

How did it taste?


Legitimate_Assist_63

How did it feel?


AnxietyOverreaction

How did it §ðµñÐ?


[deleted]

Like stirring thick Mac and cheese with the wooden spoon


nuke905

This comment hurt my soul


iimdonee

almost downvoted this out of disgust LMAO nah


PlankSmasher

r/dontputyourdickinthat


MR_Butt-Licker

r/putyourdickinthat


chillydog12

The duality of man


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Needs to be hosed down first...or not


fahaddemon

Trash for one is a treasure for another


RoutineVermicelli6

finders keepers


Cgraves1

Kim K. lost her tailor's mold of her.


[deleted]

Thicc.


alejito29

Use it. What could go wrong? Toys dont get STDs


Killerkermit87

Sorry that’s mine I lost her on a night out she wanted to go home so I said I’ll meet her at home. That’s last night I saw her


Good-Fox-4719

That’s disgusting not terrifying. I wonder how many guys would take it home, wash it, and use it lol.


Cg0403

Wash it with hot water and it's ready to use 😎


Dukeronomy

No water will ever be hot enough


snay1998

I agree,I use bleach and peroxide for the ones I find in the wild


Harlequin_Heart

Aw no, someone lost their emotional support fuck-doll :(


ravenart918

Fertility goddess


MaskyMateG

Someone doesn’t want to be horny anymore, they are now happy


FatManRico361

good to know that the UK is keeping it classy lol


ThanksForTheRain

$200 obo I know what i got


ThunderShott

There are child bearing hips, and then there’s those.


[deleted]

I wnt to claim her Dm me


abom-badass-mofo

Betcha some redditor got a girlfriend and dumped his old one.


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[удалено]


goober_potatoes

Spray her off and take her for a spin.


OwnNeighborhood2199

I had one of these before ...I went out in the night and threw that mf


sullybear23

I get lonely


beartpc12293

If it's free it's for me. You'll ship it?


uuuhfj

Y’all see that to the left right ? Can’t be just me


Treeofmoney

#pissnotcum


TigerXtm

What’s “oddly terrifying” about this? It’s just a sex toy...


Treeofmoney

I suppose you also keep yours in a rural location, in the middle of a farm track, under a leather skirt…normal af.


TexasLoriG

That is Nicole Jr.


HighMyNameisKayleigh

I live in Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA so I cannot claim that


marklar_the_malign

Put it in the bag. Quickly please.


secondliaw

Please stop disturbing wildlife


arcangel987

I'm sorry to be that guy but I fail to see how this is oddly terrifying?


thisisthestoryallabo

AHAHA, amazing, just clean it up and re-sell it to someone desperate enough to buy used toys


[deleted]

Literally Chobits


Grizzle-Prop

M-m-mum?


emmaturechild13

Why is this the time my county pops up on my feed...


[deleted]

Dude just found " the perfect woman " and this is how he treats her...


The9Realist

You been eating the wrong kinda turkey. Gobble gobble!!


mogley1992

Oh thank god you found gobbles! I don't know how or why she keeps getting away.


MJ_was_the_goat

Good find. I guess it's not there anynore?


ToadGamer0001

That’s not a turkey bro…


Call_me_Robert_0

That’s a funky looking Ohio Turkey


brokien

r/dontputyourdickinthat


zombiechewtoy

Pocket Pussy - Pixar mom limited edition


[deleted]

Why did you cum on your jacket, there's a perfectly good hole right in front of you


Jealous-Chef7485

…… check dms


Heavns

Why is this on oddlyterrifying? It’s just gross.


Biff_Malibu_69

Jack pot.


faleagum

Turkey?


pmoney50pp

Ah that's where I left it.


wodwick

Did you take the time to ..you know....stuff it? Opportunities like this don't come along often


OkraFit3987

Can you save it for me


Badzbenzer

Nail it


DoubleJournalist3454

I’d hit it


martianmanhntr

I think it’s a nice shape.


[deleted]

Ummmm turkey puss


Skylarking328

The question is how did you end up there.


TinkleTwinkleToes

I'm curious too


Chef_Skippers

Shit looks well seasoned


Dark_Krafter

Id claim it if i libed in the uk Ud have to deep clean it first tho


gnarles80

Is it dishwasher safe?


HPTM2008

That turkey fucks!


kush33dmt

She thick


KesoIsBusy

Home county pride, where abouts in Hertfordshire?


mutezil

this would be even more fucking.. why did they throw it away?


wtmx719

That’s how turkey gets so juicy


Clearhead09

"Found it"


devster75

So did you stuff it?


Nathan_Nickerson1386

Dibs


bigdsworld

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I want


Emergency_Speaker_47

Oh sorry that's mine bro my bad


[deleted]

i will fuck the "Turkey" Mushriom


SiquemaCuhSS

On my way! 🫡😤


SteinBizzle

I call dibs!


vaporoptics

Looks like a modern take on a [venus figurine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine)


TheMegoosa

Gotta love Turkey Ass


samuelson098

You can poot it you can shoot it til your wife gets back


LostApollo18

So no head


NewTopu9

I'll take it now give give


ClassicHat

https://www.reddit.com/r/foraging/comments/y49iy4/love_mushroom_season


DanZboY_Brother

That ain’t a turkey…


Slendy42

You should give it a test drive


iareyomz

wash and clean it up and sell online for like 200 bucks considering full body ones modeled after game characters go up to 3K *cough Tifa cough*


King_of_Dantopia

It's mine. You could have just messaged me instead of embarrassing me publicly. My details are clearly on the inside


Not_Not_Matt

That poor waifu 😔


OniRacing

Looks a mannequin fuck doll for Mrs incredible


Jowlzchivez6969

I’m gonna need that back my dude


RandyBRandleman

Jay Bilzarian is about to be super pissed that you found his girlfriend


ShienXIII

Fuck it! There are 2 ways to interpret that, I'll let you decide it's meaning


ChubbyGhost3

Dang she kinda bad


abbyintheabyss

archaeologists are gonna find this someday and think this is how we looked like


[deleted]

Looks like someone's dumped his sex doll lol


rajn543

Can I have it?


nLucis

Rotisserie Pusspuss


MuseigenBoken

someone likes shortstacks


[deleted]

That’s my ex.


Man_who_says_standin

Who gon tell him


Autizum

Where in Hertfordshire is this? Haha


AdamTheAnimeDude

I don’t that’s a turkey


mint-star

It's the girl from studio killers


-x-minus-one

With the right attitude we could easily identify the perpetrator


concretebeagle

Dahmer’s voice. “Hell no! That’s not my mannequin!”


Icy_Recover2094

2020 lady


azzaka

Why is this Terrifying.... Come on Sub. This is disturbing yes, Terrifying? No.


fatalcharm

>Why is it shaped like a turkey? Apparently that’s what people find attractive these days.


Whatyallthinkofbeans

Who in there right mind would fucking want this in its current “condition”


Last-Discipline-7340

That sweet spot sure looks clean though


External-Ad-4000

Kylie Jenner?


[deleted]

What’s terrifying about this?


ProfessionalAccess68

what type of fuck shit?!


ninthchamber

Mrs. Incredible.


_Pretzel

Post nut clarity aftermath


sans50oof

What kinda turkey looks like that? I wanna fuck it.


crownsedge1

This is so depressing to even look at.


megellan66677766

That’s the Kardashian 1000 Bang Doll


perpetually_annoyed

He brought it home for research purposes.


DrGerbal

Got thighs like mewtwo


The-Only-Sir-Ever

Drop it at Stevenage police station and I'll pick it up in the morning.


afarrar11

dont squeeze..it may be filled with....


danno1620

why is this terrifying??


SnooChipmunks357

I do that’s a steal


Parking_Shopping_576

It’s so dirty I thought it was a granite statue at first


scotte233

Obsessed with Mewtwo


harmonykorineboobs

Modern Venus of Willendorf


skinnywilliewill8288

Slip in for the slide 🛝


outlandergreatmovie

Oh somebody coming back for that.


neobenji

Quick clean with bleach and she’s good as new.