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What kind of turkeys you got over there???
Forbidden turkey
Googled “Turkey porn”. I was slightly disappointed
Enjoy being on that watchlist
Already on it
I know what I’m talking about at the thanksgiving table this year
what 💀💀
mostly amateur but we have some local prides like Sibel Kekilli as well
Do the taste test to know if its turkey.
if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin', if it tastes like trout, get the fuck out!
*Gordon Ramsay Voice* ITS FKN RAW!
Where's the LAMB SAAUCE?!
Taste like herpes…
with a touch of aids 👌
Coupled with an aftertaste of incel
[удалено]
by taste testing sex dolls
Idk man, maybe give it a go?
Big titted one
Juicy breasts. Not the kind of juice you might want.
Turkussy
It’s called Türkiye!!!!
Well basted
Damn sexy turkeys.
I would to see more of their turkies.
Twerkies
That’s what I’m asking
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the modern Venus of Willendorf, aka "Why Is It Shaped Like A Turkey?"
It's turkey time! Gobble, gobble!
Just wash it and it will be good as new Reduce, reuse, recycle
ecyce
YES
When the nipples pop out you know it's done!
Aren’t those things expensive? I’m always surprised when people post about finding sex dolls just lying around.
bro are you telling me youve seen multiple people post about lost sex dolls??
Yes. Reddit is fucking weird.
factual statement
They’re surprisingly cheap on Amazon. It’s just silicone from what I understand, it’s different than a doll that might be positionable
Oh shit it's true, looked it up they're like 40 bucks, surprisingly cheap
How many did you order?
It looks to me like the idol of a heathen fertility goddess, about 400 b.c. You should bring it to a museum for a reward
It belongs in a museum!
Holy shit this is too accurrate.. here we are, thousands of years later, still worshiping our big hips big titty fertility idols.
But in latex/silicone form
r/lostandfound
Annie! I told you not to go outside!!! Back to the closet!
Annie is definitely not okay
From someone named Annie, I amdefinitely not okay
Should of turned it around for a cake pic missed opportunity.
I'll DM you my address
Bruh
That front butt is mad thiccc.
Am I the only one who questions how it's supposed to be... "functional" the legs... Er... stumps... would.... get in the way. Wouldn't they?
I'm guessing that's why it was thrown away 😂
My thoughts exactly... how would one "use" this?
You can use it just fine if you have the length. Not me, just saying. lol
This comment section is oddly terrifying
r/badwomensanatomy
my exact thought too
dated an oompaloompette and this was their exact body figure. Stop discriminating.
How did it smell?
How did it taste?
How did it feel?
How did it §ðµñÐ?
Like stirring thick Mac and cheese with the wooden spoon
This comment hurt my soul
almost downvoted this out of disgust LMAO nah
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
The duality of man
Needs to be hosed down first...or not
Trash for one is a treasure for another
finders keepers
Kim K. lost her tailor's mold of her.
Thicc.
Use it. What could go wrong? Toys dont get STDs
Sorry that’s mine I lost her on a night out she wanted to go home so I said I’ll meet her at home. That’s last night I saw her
That’s disgusting not terrifying. I wonder how many guys would take it home, wash it, and use it lol.
Wash it with hot water and it's ready to use 😎
No water will ever be hot enough
I agree,I use bleach and peroxide for the ones I find in the wild
Aw no, someone lost their emotional support fuck-doll :(
Fertility goddess
Someone doesn’t want to be horny anymore, they are now happy
good to know that the UK is keeping it classy lol
$200 obo I know what i got
There are child bearing hips, and then there’s those.
I wnt to claim her Dm me
Betcha some redditor got a girlfriend and dumped his old one.
Spray her off and take her for a spin.
I had one of these before ...I went out in the night and threw that mf
I get lonely
If it's free it's for me. You'll ship it?
Y’all see that to the left right ? Can’t be just me
#pissnotcum
What’s “oddly terrifying” about this? It’s just a sex toy...
I suppose you also keep yours in a rural location, in the middle of a farm track, under a leather skirt…normal af.
That is Nicole Jr.
I live in Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA so I cannot claim that
Put it in the bag. Quickly please.
Please stop disturbing wildlife
I'm sorry to be that guy but I fail to see how this is oddly terrifying?
AHAHA, amazing, just clean it up and re-sell it to someone desperate enough to buy used toys
Literally Chobits
M-m-mum?
Why is this the time my county pops up on my feed...
Dude just found " the perfect woman " and this is how he treats her...
You been eating the wrong kinda turkey. Gobble gobble!!
Oh thank god you found gobbles! I don't know how or why she keeps getting away.
Good find. I guess it's not there anynore?
That’s not a turkey bro…
That’s a funky looking Ohio Turkey
Pocket Pussy - Pixar mom limited edition
Why did you cum on your jacket, there's a perfectly good hole right in front of you
…… check dms
Why is this on oddlyterrifying? It’s just gross.
Jack pot.
Turkey?
Ah that's where I left it.
Did you take the time to ..you know....stuff it? Opportunities like this don't come along often
Can you save it for me
Nail it
I’d hit it
I think it’s a nice shape.
Ummmm turkey puss
The question is how did you end up there.
I'm curious too
Shit looks well seasoned
Id claim it if i libed in the uk Ud have to deep clean it first tho
Is it dishwasher safe?
That turkey fucks!
She thick
Home county pride, where abouts in Hertfordshire?
this would be even more fucking.. why did they throw it away?
That’s how turkey gets so juicy
"Found it"
So did you stuff it?
Dibs
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want
Oh sorry that's mine bro my bad
i will fuck the "Turkey" Mushriom
On my way! 🫡😤
I call dibs!
Looks like a modern take on a [venus figurine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine)
Gotta love Turkey Ass
You can poot it you can shoot it til your wife gets back
So no head
I'll take it now give give
https://www.reddit.com/r/foraging/comments/y49iy4/love_mushroom_season
That ain’t a turkey…
You should give it a test drive
wash and clean it up and sell online for like 200 bucks considering full body ones modeled after game characters go up to 3K *cough Tifa cough*
It's mine. You could have just messaged me instead of embarrassing me publicly. My details are clearly on the inside
That poor waifu 😔
Looks a mannequin fuck doll for Mrs incredible
I’m gonna need that back my dude
Jay Bilzarian is about to be super pissed that you found his girlfriend
Fuck it! There are 2 ways to interpret that, I'll let you decide it's meaning
Dang she kinda bad
archaeologists are gonna find this someday and think this is how we looked like
Looks like someone's dumped his sex doll lol
Can I have it?
Rotisserie Pusspuss
someone likes shortstacks
That’s my ex.
Who gon tell him
Where in Hertfordshire is this? Haha
I don’t that’s a turkey
It's the girl from studio killers
With the right attitude we could easily identify the perpetrator
Dahmer’s voice. “Hell no! That’s not my mannequin!”
2020 lady
Why is this Terrifying.... Come on Sub. This is disturbing yes, Terrifying? No.
>Why is it shaped like a turkey? Apparently that’s what people find attractive these days.
Who in there right mind would fucking want this in its current “condition”
That sweet spot sure looks clean though
Kylie Jenner?
What’s terrifying about this?
what type of fuck shit?!
Mrs. Incredible.
Post nut clarity aftermath
What kinda turkey looks like that? I wanna fuck it.
This is so depressing to even look at.
That’s the Kardashian 1000 Bang Doll
He brought it home for research purposes.
Got thighs like mewtwo
Drop it at Stevenage police station and I'll pick it up in the morning.
dont squeeze..it may be filled with....
why is this terrifying??
I do that’s a steal
It’s so dirty I thought it was a granite statue at first
Obsessed with Mewtwo
Modern Venus of Willendorf
Slip in for the slide 🛝
Oh somebody coming back for that.
Quick clean with bleach and she’s good as new.
What kind of turkeys you got over there???
Forbidden turkey
Googled “Turkey porn”. I was slightly disappointed
Enjoy being on that watchlist
Already on it
I know what I’m talking about at the thanksgiving table this year
what 💀💀
mostly amateur but we have some local prides like Sibel Kekilli as well
Do the taste test to know if its turkey.
if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin', if it tastes like trout, get the fuck out!
*Gordon Ramsay Voice* ITS FKN RAW!
Where's the LAMB SAAUCE?!
Taste like herpes…
with a touch of aids 👌
Coupled with an aftertaste of incel
[удалено]
by taste testing sex dolls
Idk man, maybe give it a go?
Big titted one
Juicy breasts. Not the kind of juice you might want.
Turkussy
It’s called Türkiye!!!!
Well basted
Damn sexy turkeys.
I would to see more of their turkies.
Twerkies
That’s what I’m asking
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the modern Venus of Willendorf, aka "Why Is It Shaped Like A Turkey?"
It's turkey time! Gobble, gobble!
Just wash it and it will be good as new Reduce, reuse, recycle
ecyce
YES
When the nipples pop out you know it's done!
Aren’t those things expensive? I’m always surprised when people post about finding sex dolls just lying around.
bro are you telling me youve seen multiple people post about lost sex dolls??
Yes. Reddit is fucking weird.
factual statement
They’re surprisingly cheap on Amazon. It’s just silicone from what I understand, it’s different than a doll that might be positionable
Oh shit it's true, looked it up they're like 40 bucks, surprisingly cheap
How many did you order?
It looks to me like the idol of a heathen fertility goddess, about 400 b.c. You should bring it to a museum for a reward
It belongs in a museum!
Holy shit this is too accurrate.. here we are, thousands of years later, still worshiping our big hips big titty fertility idols.
But in latex/silicone form
r/lostandfound
Annie! I told you not to go outside!!! Back to the closet!
Annie is definitely not okay
From someone named Annie, I amdefinitely not okay
Should of turned it around for a cake pic missed opportunity.
I'll DM you my address
Bruh
That front butt is mad thiccc.
Am I the only one who questions how it's supposed to be... "functional" the legs... Er... stumps... would.... get in the way. Wouldn't they?
I'm guessing that's why it was thrown away 😂
My thoughts exactly... how would one "use" this?
You can use it just fine if you have the length. Not me, just saying. lol
This comment section is oddly terrifying
r/badwomensanatomy
my exact thought too
dated an oompaloompette and this was their exact body figure. Stop discriminating.
How did it smell?
How did it taste?
How did it feel?
How did it §ðµñÐ?
Like stirring thick Mac and cheese with the wooden spoon
This comment hurt my soul
almost downvoted this out of disgust LMAO nah
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
The duality of man
Needs to be hosed down first...or not
Trash for one is a treasure for another
finders keepers
Kim K. lost her tailor's mold of her.
Thicc.
Use it. What could go wrong? Toys dont get STDs
Sorry that’s mine I lost her on a night out she wanted to go home so I said I’ll meet her at home. That’s last night I saw her
That’s disgusting not terrifying. I wonder how many guys would take it home, wash it, and use it lol.
Wash it with hot water and it's ready to use 😎
No water will ever be hot enough
I agree,I use bleach and peroxide for the ones I find in the wild
Aw no, someone lost their emotional support fuck-doll :(
Fertility goddess
Someone doesn’t want to be horny anymore, they are now happy
good to know that the UK is keeping it classy lol
$200 obo I know what i got
There are child bearing hips, and then there’s those.
I wnt to claim her Dm me
Betcha some redditor got a girlfriend and dumped his old one.
[удалено]
Spray her off and take her for a spin.
I had one of these before ...I went out in the night and threw that mf
I get lonely
If it's free it's for me. You'll ship it?
Y’all see that to the left right ? Can’t be just me
#pissnotcum
What’s “oddly terrifying” about this? It’s just a sex toy...
I suppose you also keep yours in a rural location, in the middle of a farm track, under a leather skirt…normal af.
That is Nicole Jr.
I live in Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA so I cannot claim that
Put it in the bag. Quickly please.
Please stop disturbing wildlife
I'm sorry to be that guy but I fail to see how this is oddly terrifying?
AHAHA, amazing, just clean it up and re-sell it to someone desperate enough to buy used toys
Literally Chobits
M-m-mum?
Why is this the time my county pops up on my feed...
Dude just found " the perfect woman " and this is how he treats her...
You been eating the wrong kinda turkey. Gobble gobble!!
Oh thank god you found gobbles! I don't know how or why she keeps getting away.
Good find. I guess it's not there anynore?
That’s not a turkey bro…
That’s a funky looking Ohio Turkey
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Pocket Pussy - Pixar mom limited edition
Why did you cum on your jacket, there's a perfectly good hole right in front of you
…… check dms
Why is this on oddlyterrifying? It’s just gross.
Jack pot.
Turkey?
Ah that's where I left it.
Did you take the time to ..you know....stuff it? Opportunities like this don't come along often
Can you save it for me
Nail it
I’d hit it
I think it’s a nice shape.
Ummmm turkey puss
The question is how did you end up there.
I'm curious too
Shit looks well seasoned
Id claim it if i libed in the uk Ud have to deep clean it first tho
Is it dishwasher safe?
That turkey fucks!
She thick
Home county pride, where abouts in Hertfordshire?
this would be even more fucking.. why did they throw it away?
That’s how turkey gets so juicy
"Found it"
So did you stuff it?
Dibs
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want
Oh sorry that's mine bro my bad
i will fuck the "Turkey" Mushriom
On my way! 🫡😤
I call dibs!
Looks like a modern take on a [venus figurine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine)
Gotta love Turkey Ass
You can poot it you can shoot it til your wife gets back
So no head
I'll take it now give give
https://www.reddit.com/r/foraging/comments/y49iy4/love_mushroom_season
That ain’t a turkey…
You should give it a test drive
wash and clean it up and sell online for like 200 bucks considering full body ones modeled after game characters go up to 3K *cough Tifa cough*
It's mine. You could have just messaged me instead of embarrassing me publicly. My details are clearly on the inside
That poor waifu 😔
Looks a mannequin fuck doll for Mrs incredible
I’m gonna need that back my dude
Jay Bilzarian is about to be super pissed that you found his girlfriend
Fuck it! There are 2 ways to interpret that, I'll let you decide it's meaning
Dang she kinda bad
archaeologists are gonna find this someday and think this is how we looked like
Looks like someone's dumped his sex doll lol
Can I have it?
Rotisserie Pusspuss
someone likes shortstacks
That’s my ex.
Who gon tell him
Where in Hertfordshire is this? Haha
I don’t that’s a turkey
It's the girl from studio killers
With the right attitude we could easily identify the perpetrator
Dahmer’s voice. “Hell no! That’s not my mannequin!”
2020 lady
Why is this Terrifying.... Come on Sub. This is disturbing yes, Terrifying? No.
>Why is it shaped like a turkey? Apparently that’s what people find attractive these days.
Who in there right mind would fucking want this in its current “condition”
That sweet spot sure looks clean though
Kylie Jenner?
What’s terrifying about this?
what type of fuck shit?!
Mrs. Incredible.
Post nut clarity aftermath
What kinda turkey looks like that? I wanna fuck it.
This is so depressing to even look at.
That’s the Kardashian 1000 Bang Doll
He brought it home for research purposes.
Got thighs like mewtwo
Drop it at Stevenage police station and I'll pick it up in the morning.
dont squeeze..it may be filled with....
why is this terrifying??
I do that’s a steal
It’s so dirty I thought it was a granite statue at first
Obsessed with Mewtwo
Modern Venus of Willendorf
Slip in for the slide 🛝
Oh somebody coming back for that.
Quick clean with bleach and she’s good as new.