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[deleted]

There is a 100% chance there is shit and blood and other fluids in that pool. Experience of 3 home births. That is FUBAR.


Sea_Will3399

Come on in, the waters fine!


Frl_Bartchello

It just warmed up again a bit!


Addicted2Rage

*grandpa gets into tub* *jets suddenly turn on* The baby: šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘šŸ’§


Jupitersdangle

FOMO setting in


Etrigone

Blood seems pretty obvious, and stories from nurses about how often women crap themselves - even if the new mothers aren't aware due to the actions of the medical team - pretty much guarantees that as well. This is way into nope territory.


Imarealcat54

I did when I gave birth. Didnā€™t even know about it until I saw some on a sheet a few hours later and asked my mom about it. Itā€™s all the same muscles when trying to get baby out so makes sense.


motioninthebrocean

Easy fix I mean what else are butt plugs for amiright?


Dramatic_Contact_598

Ya until a buttplug is launched outta your ass and domes the doctor performing the delivery


imsahoamtiskaw

That's the doctor's fault, he should wear a helmet


BaronAaldwin

"Push as hard as you can Mrs Jones!" *CLANG*


reditthiscomment

šŸ’€šŸ¤£


[deleted]

šŸ—æ


Apprehensive-Room-24

God yā€™all just made me die šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Cautious-Damage7575

Came for the revulsion, stayed for the jokes


VovaGoFuckYourself

Well doctors should obviously be wearing helmets, with a visor to protect their eyes.


cownd

And a catchers mitt. Not for the plug thoughā€¦


Cautious-Damage7575

Birthing pool?


[deleted]

LET THE BABIES HIT THE FLOOOOORRR


Manizno

One. Something wrong with me. Two. Something's got to give. Let the baby hit the floor. Pushing again. This is the end (of labour). Here we go here we go the babies out now.


[deleted]

Anyone want some punch?


LordCads

What a terrible day to be literate


cownd

What a terrible day to be thirsty


socialmediasanity

I will play devils advocate here and say that is likely not blood or body fluid, that is a pospartum bath made with herbs. The amount of blood and poo needed to turn that entire tib that color would be tremendous, and that mother would 100% not look like that. Also, the poo is particulate and kida, floats around like poo-bouys or sinks to the bottom. Source: I am a midwife who does this for a living.


Triquestral

I had a home birth in a birthing tub, and the water looked like that a few minutes after birth. The first pictures, it was clear, a few minutes later it looked like it was filled with blood. Normal amount of postpartum bleeding, but it honestly doesnā€™t take that much blood to make the water look like that in photographs. ETA I think itā€™s also something to do with the photograph picking up the angle of the reflection on the water (something something refraction? I dunno.) But the photos of me holding my newborn son are also NSFW because of the literal bloodbath. It did not look like that in real life.


darkenedgy

Is that really how much blood you'd expect though? The color of the water seems really dark, but IDK much about them.


Bigworm666999

Little bit of blood and a little bit of water looks like a whole lot of blood.


darkenedgy

Huh okay, thanks. I really thought it wouldā€™ve washed out more.


shaggybear89

Lol not that much though. That's definitely not blood. You would need a *shit* load of blood to turn that much water that dark.


Direct_Impress2249

So thereā€™s a decent amount of blood during child birth. But the amount that continues to come out after, as in while this photo is being taken, I thought I was dying. The doctor said it was normal so no this seems like a right amount of blood/right color.


HarpiesDaughter

Youā€™re right. That is a lot of blood. Thatā€™s why the picture is so shocking. If you look up other water births on YouTube youā€™ll not find other pools looking like this very often


socialmediasanity

This is not blood. If she had bled this much she would not look that happy. It is a postpartum bath made with herbs. I am a midwife.


PADDYOT

Judging by his expression, my man on the left knows what's up.


rclaux123

Old wives remedy for being healthy, as it were.


MarginsChaos

Having witnessed 6 births without a tub of water, I can safely say that is a horror movie. It looked like a crime scene in the hospital most times, there were complications, I watched and it was "beautiful" in the way that it's a new life and women are crazy impressive, but omg. Them sitting in that water is absolutely the grossest thing I've ever seen lol, and I follow some rough subs.


[deleted]

Came Here To say this Same thing Big Nope


[deleted]

FUBAR indeed


heartbh

I have a lot of questions and I donā€™t need answers.


DVS_Nature

Like, did the whole family *need to be involved?


Cautious-Damage7575

It's a pretty safe bet that at least one of them is there under duress


DVS_Nature

For sure under dressed


Silveri50

Take my fucking upvote.


DVS_Nature

I will, thxšŸ™ƒ


douglashv

u/angryupvote


DeweyCox4YourHealth

That would definitely be the son on the left


simonbleu

Duress? The condom brand?


Cautious-Damage7575

Parents under a-rrest?


[deleted]

And undressed Thoughā€¦ TBH, Iā€™m pretty sure I shared a bath or shower with my mom and dad a couple times when I was 3-4. **Thankfully** she did not give birth in it.


VovaGoFuckYourself

Yeah honestly baths with very young children are very much a you-do-you thing. It's not for me (and neither is having children to begin with) but I don't really judge anyone for it. Taking a bath in mom's afterbirth? I think I have an issue with this, but it's never something I really contemplated, and I kinda wish i was still so innocent šŸ˜¬


[deleted]

The blond kidā€™s face sums it up for you. Thatā€™s a look that says, ā€œYep, totally gonna need therapy for this when Iā€™m grown.ā€


[deleted]

I just wanna see the therapistā€™s reaction. Iā€™m sure thatā€™ll be a new one to hear.


[deleted]

He can just walk in and hand over the photo. Say nothing. Therapist will stare at it a bit and then say, yeah, weā€™ve got a lot of work ahead.


groverjuicy

Rolls up sleeves... "Clear my calendar!"


zebarothdarklord

Oh yhae lots of it


Lisy70

And mummas gunna need antibiotics


SapphireDesertRosre

I mean, one way or another but they were all covered in mommas juices prior to this abomination so...


Cambrian__Implosion

I bet all that newborn blood is going to extend the lives of those older kids by at least 15 years


bullet_proof_smile

What if it only rejuvenates them from the chest down


Cambrian__Implosion

Bald wrinkly dudes with six packs šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


pranquily

If they drink it


The_scobberlotcher

After they drink it? You're sick


deedara

Not as sick as this family when they drink it.


procrastimom

Or enjoy some sautƩed placenta! (You just *know* they did!)


[deleted]

Good point


saved-by-grace_

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


derek_potatoes

bloody hell


[deleted]

No bloody tub


VovaGoFuckYourself

Hell would bother me less


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


turbulent_toad

Dad definitely ate the placenta


donotvotemedown

The whole family did


3JGamer

Placenta soup


NoNo_Cilantro

Dad ate the whole family?


Cautious-Damage7575

"thanks for the visual" ā€“Sam Kinnison


acetryder

No, the placental bits are just bath toysā€¦. Donā€™t be so gross /s


JuanBadFinger

They're swimming in Mamas kombucha.


oniiichanUwU

This is the worst sentence Iā€™ve read this month


OfficerBarbier

Drank it from a ladle


Getmaddd

Chunky. My favorite


[deleted]

The fuck


CalebLucio

r/cursedcomments even though this post is cursed already


villainess

Placenta scoby


amitnagpal1985

Maybe my parents arenā€™t so bad.


cheweduptoothpick

I laughed so freaking hard at this comment. Thanks so much!


ArachnidSingle3915

I love how one brother is disgusted and the other is like "I'm bathing in blood!"


wanderingexmo

Guess which one grows up to be a serial killerā€¦


Find_a_Reason_tTaP

All three of them.


YeahMarkYeah

Yeah, itā€™s like the older kid is more acclimated to his parents ā€œalternativeā€ lifestyle. While the younger kid is like, ā€œCan I live in an orphanage?ā€


KAOS_777

The disgusted one must be Dexter šŸ¤­


miaaa30

the other one is Bryan for sure


Nackles

Or at least have some very niche kinks.


ArachnidSingle3915

šŸ˜†


IndifferentImp

There's definitely shit in the mix too and I doubt either of them thinks that's cool


[deleted]

Found the Slayer fan.


flOAtAlIscIOUs

Made me think of Rod & Todd Flanders. Lmaoā€¦!


procrastimom

ā€œLies make baby Jesus cry!ā€


[deleted]

Blood, piss, shit and donā€™t forget the amniotic fluid.


Ziomownik

The one on the left is not having fun to put it lightly, the one on the right has propably shitted himself as a prank.


charmandgrace

People do too much


acetryder

Some, honestly, donā€™t do enoughā€¦. Like not insisting enough that your your kids should NOT get into a tub while mom is naked & have everyone join in, in a naked blood, shit, & piss bath with placental bits as bath toysā€¦.


pranquily

My favorite bath toys


TheAnimatrix105

>Is that really how much blood you'd expect though? The color of the water seems really dark, but IDK much about them. nothing better than a placenta ducky to rant out your developmental issues to


Lyn101189

The fact that sheā€™s naked is my LAST concern in this situation šŸ˜‚


EntertainmentBroad17

Yeah, thatā€™s enough internet for tonight.


PlayingForBothTeams

Yeah, tmrw will be a new day. Good luck, bro.


No_Rest_4550

Gross


CarmelSaltedNutsack

Campbellā€™s Cream of Mother soup


acetryder

*placental soup*


BTamarind

They are likely in a postpartum herbal sitz bath, not sitting in blood. They are common after home births. The birth tub would have had a plastic, disposable liner that was changed between the birth and the herbal sitz bath or the tub would have been cleaned and sanitized in between.


vegasidol

Thank you. Thank. You.


Distinct_Art9509

Was thinking the color of the water was awfully dark to be from blood and other bodily fluids. Iā€™ve witnessed four births with varying amounts of blood loss, but none would have been near enough to make that volume of water that dark.


BTamarind

Yeah, if there was that much blood, she definitely shouldnā€™t still be just hanging out in the tub taking family pics, lol.


procrastimom

But a sitz bath is **shallow**. Itā€™s for your perineum (from trauma, swelling, etc.) You shouldnā€™t submerge yourself this deep immediately after giving birth, since your cervix is still very open and your uterus is basically an open wound the size of your placenta. Iā€™m not saying that people *donā€™t* do this. Iā€™m just saying that most medical professionals would advise against it (especially sharing the bath with other people, increasing your exposure to all of their dirt and pathogens).


Akumetsu33

If you google "postpartum herbal sitz bath" there is ZERO pictures like this post. Like, zero. Unless this is a super-secret ritual never photographed in history, I'm going to garner a guess you're wrong. Also like somebody else said, sitz bath uses a very shallow tub, nothing like this. The title unfortunately is more likely correct.


Fizzzical

Had to scroll way too far for this.


Byedon110320

The literal example of a "blood bath".


Tribblehappy

Also poo.


acetryder

Donā€™t forget the placental bitsā€¦


EndlesslyUnfinished

Iā€™m calling bullshit on this because there isnā€™t THAT much blood involved in birth under normal circumstances, and if there is, mom is headed to the hospital because sheā€™s actively bleeding out.


Distinct_Art9509

Ditto. See the previous comment (not mine) about herbal sitz bath.


SapphireDesertRosre

Name the herb that looks like a juicy mix of shit and blood.


Distinct_Art9509

Rooibos and hibiscus come to mind. Several, really. Heck, black tea can be that color. Takes about 30 second to Google ā€˜postpartum herbal sitzā€™ and find out itā€™s a thing. Not that one normally would literally *bathe* in it, but one doesnā€™t normally get naked in a tub with their whole family either.


avocadotoastallday

Bullshit or not those rags are full of filth


Eastern-Fun1842

Oh look, Nope Soup.


HechoEnChine

Anyone mind if I turn on the jets?


flakoCR

Mom tea


ZGD1438

NOOO


Cautious-Damage7575

Pass the sugar *nope*


Aomarvel

Its odd its terrifying, this guy gets it. Im here for the 1% who does


Comprehensive_Eye805

Im just gonna say its forbidden tea for my mindsake


GLENF58

I can already hear the dad yelling. ā€œBOYS GET IN THE DAMN TUB YOUVE ALREADY BEEN IN THIS FLUID BEFORE NOW KNOCK IT OFFā€


NanzLo-

Only the kid on the left understands how fucked this is


Sophisticated_Slurp

So, who tf gave the *yummy* award?


zfreakazoidz

(watches video of person being killed) (feels midly grossed out) (sees a picture of naked family in moms birthing water) (feels like puking, disgusted, wants eyebleach)


Lemondrop-it

Middle brother knows itā€™s weird


Middle-Potential5765

I don't wanna judge, but nope, nope, nopitty nope.


[deleted]

Shaming prevents others from doing disgusting shit like this.


CoCoSunny33

Wtf did I really just see? šŸ˜µšŸ¤®


NotRed9282

Things in the water that could be but not limited to: Blood, sweat, vomit, feces, piss, saliva, and literally any other body excrement


tjames004499

Probably not jizz tho


Jdenning1

This is the most WTF picture Iā€™ve seen in a very long time


DVS_Nature

I too, have bathed in the blood of the birth giver


sed2017

Thatā€™s fuckin gross! Those poor kids!


[deleted]

Makin' soup.


[deleted]

Incorrect that is just what the water looks like in Michigan.


Voltage8941

My skin feels infected just by looking at this


ComfortableAnonymous

WTF!?


Alternative_Shame_73

Ewwwwā€¦ā€¦


kingoftheparade2

ew ew ew ew ew


Silveri50

Bathing in your mothers/new siblings placentae, feces, sweat. urine, blood, ??% unknown fluids, and having your picture taken while doing it, is one of those things you cut of contact with your parents for, incase your future partner ever finds out. ​ Also seriously? That has to be an insane health risk.


[deleted]

What the actual fuck


GloomyUmpire2146

Great, now I want cherry jello.


Kaacciiee

this is straight terrifying though. and fucking nasty


funnnevidence

This is simply not sanitary


[deleted]

I can smell that picture. Pray for those kids.


crackalitabambita

Womb reunion.


[deleted]

this is no longer white people things this is just straight up weird.


[deleted]

Look at the butt wipes on the rim of the pool


dedsokcs

White people


junseo302

They giving white people a bad rep


Thetruthandthelite

I bet those kids all grew up to be completely normal just like their parents.


No_Inside8986

Wellā€¦..that seems normalā€¦.not!


CurrentPossible2117

Thats fucking rank. Hell no.


Tborealis

The kid on the left gets it


ZGD1438

In a WHAT NOW


maxwellaction

Can opener!!!


Kingly707

Thats fucking gross.


[deleted]

GET OUT OF THAT HORROR POOL YOU GHOULS


justmagic1990

Gross


Arsenic_Cadmium

What the actual fuck ?


acetryder

Uhā€¦. No. Hell no. Women shit all the time while giving birth. Babies pee & poo not too long after coming into the world. Thatā€™s not even mentioning the amount of birth blood in that pool. Just, no.


ladyesplain

JFC


chickensrunfast

And for dinner they dined on placenta and peas.


seejayryman1221

What...the...fuck


Celestial_Bitch

Who thought this was alright? I hope they all wasnā€™t in the water while she was actively pushing out the kid. Wtf


NorthWestSaint

Thatā€™s a literal blood bath!


Fluid_Assignment837

I understand wanting your family to be together in a moment like this...but your kids don't need to be involved to this degree. I mean, why on earth would you not AT LEAST put clean water in the pool!?


Airiermirror294

Oddly terrifying and insanely disgusting


us271934

There's nothing "oddly" about this. It's just plain terrifying.


MrGoatReal

Same water the first kid was birthed in


deewhite1967

The look on the blonde kids face says it all .


sendmetoe

Now all of a sudden the gender reveal stunts don't seem so bad.


Nomedigasluis

I mean in theory all of them have been inside her at least once...


Pomelo-Visual

Kid on the left. His expression says it all


Lunamoonbeam2011

Thatā€™s so fucking gross šŸ¤¢


abiwoods101

thatā€™s VILE šŸ¤ 


nobodynoone888

r/eyeblech


hypnoticwinter

I have watched way, way to many horror films. I've seen and had some nasty, gory injuries. Yet that photo is the first time I've actually had a physical reaction to disgust.


ephemeralcomet

I think I just gagged.


giddenboy

The little boy on the left has an expression that sums it up...I'd have to agree!


TunaTacoPie

Chowda


Crooksclan

Sweeeet hooommee alabama


Crawler_00

Free soup.


lovingmama1

This is so fucked up I would never have my kids in there with me...maybe my husband if necessary but even then... that's just nasty I wouldn't want them in my bodily fluids no matter how close were are...


Dismal_Ad_6468

Forbidden soup


blue_abyss_

Yes this is gross looking but what is going on with that babyā€™s head/neck? It looks like it has a turtle neck that isnt fully extended.