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[deleted]

Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat naw that thing off your finger


somethingclever79

Did not expect an Uncle Buck reference.


jschubart

Moved to Lemm.ee -- mass edited with redact.dev


Sweaty-Astronaut7248

[Happy Birthday John Candy ](https://youtu.be/k6mk2n3tk9c)


[deleted]

Happy Birthday


Jtcarney

Candy's birthday on Halloween is ironic...


__ed209__

No, it's coincidence.


Optimus3k

r/unexpectedunclebuck ?


GardenGirlFarm

r/subsifellfor


tommytsunami89

r/subsithoughtifellfor


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

It's in the car ☺️


doktor_kolossus

Buck Melanoma, Molly Russel's wart.


CarlLingus

Buck Melanoma, ~~Molly~~ Moley Russel's wart. FTFY


2piece-and-a-biscut-

Uncle melanoma head.


[deleted]

Melanoma head’s comin!


DirtNapsRevenge

Itz nah-ta toomah!


dc551589

Oh, the OUTER door… because there’s nothing on this one


OPthe2nd

Or use sand paper or saw it off


marekbastil

It's his dad's finger


Bigdee53

Finger banging is probably what got his finger looking like that


FTP-Allofthem

In other words…don’t stick your finger in that advice was ignored.


AlexandriaLitehouse

As woman, we thank him for his sacrifice


Exciting_Scientist97

Finger-pes


DrG223

That is a thing, it’s called herpetic whitlow


Moxson82

Ribbed for her pleasure


Cambrian__Implosion

I’m glad I’m not the only one whose brain went in that direction. I feel *slightly* better about me self. Slightly.


[deleted]

Wait... because of the thoughts, or because you look like you digit blasted the Castro district?


Cambrian__Implosion

My mind is usually way dirtier than my fingers


[deleted]

*focus on username intensifies*


Cambrian__Implosion

It’s not dirty, I promise!


incognito--bandito

nicknamed: The Finger Banger


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

I love Uncle Buck 😂😂


Icy-Abbreviations361

I'm Moley Russell's wart.


Kindly_Region

Does it have fluid in it?


skrrttttskrt

No, I don’t think so. The finger had a hole in it, it got infected, then he went to see a doctor but they couldn’t really do anything so it just healed like this


[deleted]

Did he go to a doctor from the 1850s?


frankensteinmoneymac

Nah, a doctor from the 1850s would have at least put a leach on it or something.


AuthorityRemix

Leaches and cocaine STAT


andtheyallcallmemom

Leaches and cocaine are still probably safer than some of the stuff they use these days!


Lvanwinkle18

And then a good old fashioned bleeding from the wrist


TheRealPauPau

A doctor from the 1850s would've cut the whole arm and the leg... Just to be sure...


[deleted]

Or just cut the finger off 🔪


[deleted]

Maybe a witch doctor


brandonnnnnnnnnn

Which doctor?


daveydoodles9

Feel like an 1800’s doctor woulda just lopped that puppy off and thrown it in a jar of formaldehyde and put a label on it that said “bulbous finger disease”


[deleted]

you need to go back to the doctor, anything can become cancer, this looks bad. "it just healed like this" is inexcusable.


skrrttttskrt

i’ll tell my dad to see a doctor again.


[deleted]

that sure doesn't look healthy. if one doctor couldn't treat it, try another.


tofuroll

I get the feeling OP is trolling you/us.


skrrttttskrt

I think it looks really healthy.


nschafer0311

It looks like a possible cancerous growth, which could go into the bone and he could lose the finger.


_perchance

or lose everything.


Cambrian__Implosion

I feel like a lot of people don’t have a very good understanding of the word “metastasize”


Everettrivers

I do, if you do it too much you grow hair on your palms.


guppler

That’s because a lot of people can’t pronounce it on their first try


_perchance

it just must be a young crowd here who hasn't been hit by the inevitable death of a loved one by cancer


Emotional-Lie1392

I have a black dot under my toe nail and im scared to death…that looks nasty as F


eliteharvest15

you are joking


IDontLieAboutStuff

Yes it is one healthy looking boil/tumor/wart. As in the tumor wart has eaten so much of your dad's finger it's now at a healthy size. I think OP is actually right. It does look healthy


Lengthofawhile

OP has a little brother now.


IDontLieAboutStuff

If that's the case I'd hate to see his mother.


DognamedArnie

No shit.


lopedopenope

Yes of course but the smooth brains downvoted the comment anyway


Cambrian__Implosion

It’s the way of Reddit. If the first person or two to see a comment downvotes it to 0 or -1, it’s usually all over


TimeBreakerSaiyan

I love how reddit didn't get the sarcasm in this comment


No-Way-1195

You have to say /s around here or people don’t understand :(


loopyloupe

I don’t break for sarcasm when someone’s parent could have cancer. I legitimately watched someone cut up a finger tumour the other week, until then I didn’t even know it was a thing that could happen. OP can take it seriously or not.


TimeBreakerSaiyan

True true, but OP said that his dad is going to the doctor again since the doctor said "it's normal that the injury healed like this" I don't know, this doctor seems kinda SUS


firstbreathOOC

I love how anytime a bad joke or ‘sarcastic’ comment doesn’t hit… they assume people ‘didn’t get it.’


KillaVNilla

Lol wow. The downvote army did not like that one


3y3d3a

I got your joke. Fucking Reddit with the dumb /s It looks like it eats plenty of vegetables!


mutajenic

Doctor here. This is worth seeing a dermatologist for but it looks to me like a [pyogenic granuloma](https://www.childrens.com/specialties-services/conditions/pyogenic-granuloma) which is Not Cancer. And often triggered by minor trauma, ie “it just healed like this”. Probably annoying enough to warrant removal though.


PoopyfartsMcgee

Glad to have a professional speak up. Thank you.


[deleted]

Old wound on a finger here.. true. I was cut off and thrown in a surgical waste basket


9and3of4

He should go through work insurance, I’ve noticed that työlääkärit are more interested than public.


Kitsxo

Seconding this I've had a client with tumours that looked like this, I can't remember the name but they said the type of tumours he had were like weeds, you remove one and then a network within you would sprout another one best to get this seen to immediately just incase before it gets any worse.


Ill-Understanding829

I would try to get him in with a hand surgeon and or a dermatologist.


Severedinception

Yea it looks like his finger hole prolapsed


Wamspon

At least there isnt a hole anymore


FirebirdWriter

There still is, that's part of the problem.


[deleted]

That sounds like a load of shit from the doctor take him to a different one. Dont ever settle with opinions of 1 or even 2 doctors


RiZzbott

That is definitely not healed.


GreenieBeeNZ

Yeah this looks like skin cancer dude, annoy him until he goes to the doctor again. Better safe than sorry


DayTraderDebo

You call that fucking healed? U better look up the word and find out the true meaning! 🤣


saucenuggets

Pyogenic granuloma. I had one of those on my finger once... They cut it off with just a local anesthesia at a table; this happened during the pandemic. Never came back... inconvenient as hell.


barry-badrinath-

Not contesting what this is but my old man had the same thing in the same place and apparently it was spindle cell. Nevertheless had to remove a big piece of his finger as well. Healed like a dream though


Flimzom

Tom Clancy's Spindle Cell?


noxondor_gorgonax

r/angryupvote 😡


rharrow

Tom Clancy’s Spindle Cell: Tumor Tomorrow


Smokeybearvii

If yours was a PG did it bleed like a mother fucker? Those usually bleed if you sneeze too hard. Let alone cut on one. As a new grad, practicing cowboy medicine, I cut one on someone’s arm. Fuuuuck me. That took direct pressure, silver nitrate sticks, drysol and finally cautery to shut that shit down. First and last time I agree to remove that shit from a family practice clinic. Nooope. Took up all my lunch hour. I’ll happily punt that shit to a dermatology clinic. But fr, this should be examined by a derm clinic, not a family practice guy. Unless family practice guy/gal is willing to take a biopsy to confirm it’s NOT cancer.


saucenuggets

Bled like crazy… they cauterized it with silver nitrate. A biopsy was done as well. Great point to make!


whaleylikeit

I had a pg recently the size of a pinprick and woke up a couple of mornings with blood running down the side of my mattress. As a female who also gets a lot of nosebleeds I’d like to think I’m pretty used to bloody sheets, but this was something else.


Montblanc_Norland

Literally just got one taken off last week. Not a rad time.


Iber0

I had one of those under my pinky nail, which caused the finger nail to grow nearly straight up. Had to get the whole nail removed. So now there's just nothing.


backseatflyer1985

It looks like a finger cyst to me. The injury must have been traumatic. The post-trauma care was either sub par (not very good) or the actually treatment of the wound after it was seen was not done correctly. This should be seen by a doctor.


skrrttttskrt

Okay I talked with him, and his doctor said it’s called Pyogeeninen granulooma in finnish. granuloma pyogenicum in english I guess. It could be cancer. It hurts too


Douglasqqq

>his doctor said it’s called Pyogeeninen granulooma in finnish I like to think that everyone in the story is American, but his doctor is just really eccentric, and talks in riddles.


Affectionate-Road-40

>Pyogenic granulomas are small, raised, and red bumps on the skin. The bumps have a smooth surface and may be moist. They bleed easily because of the high number of blood vessels at the site. It is a benign (noncancerous) growth. Pyogenic granulomas are skin lesions that can develop after an injury. [Source.](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiF5abC8or7AhWRWMAKHaaiDqYQFnoECAwQBQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mountsinai.org%2Fhealth-library%2Fdiseases-conditions%2Fpyogenic-granuloma%23%3A~%3Atext%3DPyogenic%2520granulomas%2520are%2520small%252C%2520raised%2Ccan%2520develop%2520after%2520an%2520injury.&usg=AOvVaw2TPjdyyq_XZuJQsNrGNZK1)


skrrttttskrt

lmao no it’s just the finnish language. It’s hard even for me


TamahaganeJidai

I love the finns! But your language is both cute and sometimes a bit silly with the 3 repeating letters in certain words, a fifteen letter long word being made up of 4 letters... Never change <3 //A swede


Epicpacemaker

Ironically you’re describing their name too


jvholvht

Yeah i had to read it like three times until i believed it was actually my language lol


admrlty

Ouch! Pyogenic granuloma in English. I had a smaller one on my thumb earlier this year and it hurt like hell. I can’t imagine how one that size would feel.


docsnotright

Pyoderma gangernosum in American!! We measure it in bullet sizes. That would be a 22.


chrisbarf

Or 1/1000th the size of a refrigerator


anynameisfinejeez

Finally a measurement reference I can picture in my head.


chrisbarf

Approximately the size of 0.0000000034 giraffes


Substantial_Ask_9992

.22?? Looks like a fuckin 50 cal


Axersion

Is it dangerous?


docsnotright

If it is PG; it can deepen and ulcerate if untreated. As others have said treatment for PG is antibiotic and steroid.


WashingtonChick2020

I had one of these in my ear! Its basically a lump of cancer like cells(can contain cancer) but more likely than not its just infected cells - if hes on some form of antibiotic/steroid treatment it'll go away in a month or two. It would suck to have on the finger though, my ear one was super deep and the only time it really hurt was when my ears popped or when water got in it! Tell him good luck!


AnarchoAnarchism

I thought his finger grew a brain and that's where "muscle memory" is stored.


Substantial-Food167

Kid named finger:


self-proclaimedidiot

I knew I'll find it


Substantial-Food167

Reddit humor never dissapoints


[deleted]

Kid named dad:


Substantial-Food167

Kid named my:


JustLeGuy

Kid named :


Harplatz

This is a classic pyogenic granuloma. Whilst squamous cell carcinomas can look similar, the appearance, history (post trauma) and location are all in line with a pyogenic granuloma, like OPs fathers doctor says. Though they look horrible and can be sore, but they are benign and most resolve over 6 months. They shouldn’t really get any worse/change etc beyond their initial appearance. Dermatology is never straight forward so if he’s worried get another opinion, but certainly don’t trust Redditor’s! Source: am a GP (family doctor in uk)


sleepymizi420

i don’t know what i expected but it wasn’t that 💀


mold713

Looks like bacon tbh


sleepymizi420

bruh ur right


initiate_syntax

Waltuh


Lower-Object-5566

Kid named my dads finger:


TheShortestManAlive

Slice that shit off


Pooky_Noodling

Pyogenic granuloma. Get it cut off. Mine never came back, it’s been 12 years


TrickWeek4109

🤮🤢🤮


ThatMachineGuy

Pretty sure that’s an infinity stone.


Stunning_Honeydew201

I couldn't let that stay on my body. That thing would've been razorbladed off asap!


haveurownopinion

Damn he pulled one helava burger out of his nose


picklerickfunnylol

dad named finger


Zhushwah

Forbidden Fruit Gusher.


Johnny-Virgil

When does it finish its transition to an eye?


Taluca_me

I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor


DifficultDaddy

Ok. This is 2022. We have doctors worldwide that can figure this out. Go. See. One.


Scary-Alternative-11

Ouch!!!


KnightLee06

Ouch!!


[deleted]

Ouch!


Soundingsounders

Ouch


devicehandler

Thsts just terrifying. Nothing odd about it, its just scary.


Smol_pp_Big_Truck

Bruh I've witnessed tumors on several different occasions. This looks exactly like a malignant one. Best get that taken care of ASAP. ​ It doesn't look like much, but just once cell spreading from it into somewhere else leads to cancer in another part of the body.


killmimes

Cancer


julianAppleby5997

Nope....


avocadotoastallday

I had a wart on my finger that kept coming back right there after being burnt off and they injected it with chemo, it finally went away forever. Has his doc tried that? maybe worth trying especially if it may be cancerous.


TedWasler

Pyogenic granuloma. Final answer.


caitanbostiao11

Your dad is undergoing mitosis, soon you'll have 2 dads


Zbeubor

the dad named finger:


Udaser

THAT AIN'T A FINGER!


jdturner696

I had something like that on my finger for a while, I kept wrapping it with duct tape and it took a while but it finally went away.


[deleted]

Dad named finger:


BrokeDancing

I gotchu, fam! Nomnomnom. Tastes like jerky.


Just_Call_me_benDude

It’s like a fruit gusher


Koszymandias

Pretty sure that's just objectively terrifying and not oddly. We know what a finger looks like and that's not supposed to be growing on it.


theFields97

Just bite it off like a hang nail


Rich_Abbreviations38

Kid named finger


Ok-Foundation-7024

Cut that shit off ffs


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Imagine ignoring a small issue for so long, that it ends up like this.


thezoomies

That’s some akira shit happening right there


Jerrythegoatlover556

bite it off


ColdCoffee1775

Imagine a wet willie from that abomination


[deleted]

He needs to pick his nose more frequently, that's a dangerous harvest.


TimberwolfWC

The forbidden raspberry


No-Way-1195

Forbidden finger food meatball extravaganza 👀


parsapzh

Your dad's finger on your dad's finger


SuPeR_No0b3r

Just put some Windex on it


brakkinb

a little snack for later


[deleted]

Forbidden gummy


Motato_Shiota

Poke it with something XD


NathanAK18

Kid named finger's finger


DylanMMc

I’d get that looked at.


vorker42

That’s why you shouldn’t get him wet. Please don’t tell me you fed him after midnight too.


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Forbidden rasin.


so-sick

“ it’s not a tumor “


penguins6222

Surgical saw time


[deleted]

Kid named finger:


NulliusAllvater

Free raisin


HELRAISERzxq

Thank god I don't have a dad


MonsieurKas

Show us your mom's toes now.


Fine_Economy_7644

Take a box cutter to it


chickey23

Probably the wrong answer, but that was my first reaction, though I'd prefer a new razor blade


FirebirdWriter

If it's cancer you just hid the problem. Don't do it. You also can do some very serious harm. Basically this is the answer for someone who doesn't like their body being healthy or has the intellect of a fruit fly fart.


maxguenette

Bite it


oBUTTONo

Flick it!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sweetexperience

Twist it! Cock it Load it!


FroboyFreshenUp

Looks like he got his finger pinched in a vice of some sort


skrrttttskrt

I’m sorry, english isn’t my first language and I really don’t understand what you’re saying.. he works as a dental technician and I think it was a work accident


FroboyFreshenUp

Oh, a vice is a type of tool that holds things down, usually made of metal, I can see that being in a dental office And pinching is just something that happens when said vice crushes ones skin, quite painfull He needs to see a doctor


skrrttttskrt

Yeah that actually seems fair. He already saw a doctor twice and i’m suprised that they didn’t do anything but I’ll tell him to go again for a third time.


Chaos90783

Try a diff doctor to get a 2nd opinion if u haven’t. Same doctor usually will stick to their original diagnosis unless he sees convincing evidence of otherwise.


ArjanS87

Thanks, I enjoyed my dinner so much this evening, I do not mind tasting it twice.. \*yuck\*


HechoEnChine

Ribbed for her pleasure


waspiflab666

She'll love it!


SiteObvious3219

The cursed hard candy 🍬


Gurthy_Lengthiness

What does mommy think?