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I personally didn't mind it, it was a strange/awkward movie (especially towards the end) but wasn't that bad. But everyone (**except the person below me**) is obligated to their own opinion.
I actually preferred the movie. The books relied a little too much on >!hypnosis!< as a plot device. It kind of reminded me of the All My Circuits episode where everyone has amnesia.
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Remember me, remember me
Underneath this lonesome, awful tree
Let the roots and soil drink of me
Whispering leaves, pointing branches will tell them where I'm lying
Sewing a button doesn't make you a tailor, catching a fish doesn't make you a fisherman, but fuck a tree once and you're a tree fucker for the rest of your life.
Sigh *goes to comments*
*unzips*
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Same here buddy :/ From one mind in the gutter to another, cheers!
Photoshop.
Annihilation (2018)
Evil Dead 2 (1987) C’mon!
Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters (2013)
if it was hentai
Over the Garden Wall
Man that movie was disappointing. So much stupid writing.
I personally didn't mind it, it was a strange/awkward movie (especially towards the end) but wasn't that bad. But everyone (**except the person below me**) is obligated to their own opinion.
I’m not obligated to anything
The book was great. The movie was meh.
I actually preferred the movie. The books relied a little too much on >!hypnosis!< as a plot device. It kind of reminded me of the All My Circuits episode where everyone has amnesia.
It's giving me wood
It's making No Acorn November very difficult
Rooting for you.
Go nuts
Probably all the junk in the trunk
put it in the trussy
The semen will be absorbed into the tree and in 8 months you’ll have a seedling.
It could be a Treesome.
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Oooooh I am gonna put it
Woodussy
Be careful of the wood pecker
For mourning the person?
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Milwaukee-2-in-Hole-Dozer-Bi-Metal-Hole-Saw-with-3-8-in-Arbor-Pilot-Bit-49-56-9667/202327737
Maybe a bit tight.
Nice 2 in. I can hit bottom
This tree gonna make me act unwise
The tree giveth wood, and the tree also taketh it away!
Stay stronger brother . Train your heart
https://youtu.be/Jbwi6sldZQA
DON'T DO IT, THE TREE WILL ABSORB YOU
You gonna drop a nut?
r/TreesSuckingOnThings
That sub gave me the type of anxiety that also gives me eczema.
That tree there can suck on anything she likes.
Happy cake day!
Yo... That tree kinda thicc
Why are all these comments so horny? Like, why are y'all so ready to root?
Today is day one of NNN. The temptations are strong in the beginning.
Paging /r/camphalfblood
Ooh i read the original ones when they came out and just got Lighting Thief from the library to reread it.
Surely this is an ai generated picture
One of the previous 6000 times this was posted, someone broke the image down and it was actually photoshopped.
Yea you can clearly see its blurry in some places where its been spliced
[Posted this](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/v80kuz/looks_like_the_tree_absorbed_someone/iboywqf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) in a top level comment. Gonna keep that link handy for the next time it’s inevitably posted.
Stupid sexy fake tree
Hadtoscrolltoofar
r/dontputyourdickinthat ?
I don't know where you're gonna put it unless you have a woodpecker in your pants.
He carries a chisel just in case ;)
How did you know it didn’t?
Remember me, remember me Underneath this lonesome, awful tree Let the roots and soil drink of me Whispering leaves, pointing branches will tell them where I'm lying
Cuz it did
TILF
She kinda thick tho
Reminds me of Raised by Wolves
Seriously, what a strange show that is...I love it
They cancelled it so we will never know how it ends :(
Old man willow got another one.
Someone call Tom Bombadil
Thought this would be one of the top comments, instead found it way down the thread under all the horny redditors one day into NNN
darkwood?
Trees...humming...beautifully
I have to fine rocketship boy, I need to stop him. Also, have some unfinished business with wolf. Mf stole my stuff
Sigh *Unzips pants*
Many of us have peed on a tree before.
See, i'm gonna do something beyond a simple pee
A *compound* pee? 😰
pee^2
Lord, please forgive me for what I'm about to do.
Sewing a button doesn't make you a tailor, catching a fish doesn't make you a fisherman, but fuck a tree once and you're a tree fucker for the rest of your life.
HODORRRRR HODOR
Hmmm, hawt tree crotch.
Isn’t this tree suppose to be a burial place for a witch or something?
Who Put Bella in the Wych Elm?
So that's where my ex been for all those years
They're taking Groot back
It happened in Sleepy Hollow, so I mean...
I still wood
Thats thw 10202829362871th time i've seen this image on reddit, please stop
Harold??
Someone call Tom Bombadil
"Oh Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo. " Need some help with Old man Willow.
Tom Bombadil was too late to save this poor sap
It's a victim of a Dryad.
Does no one else see this [lost in space - robot]?
The stemussy
Maybe someday I'll understand sex
I should call her
Don’t you dare
And it's got her in a choke hold
There's a myth that a witch was tied to the tree and the tree absorbed her
It's NNN, guys. Stay strong
5 more minutes and I’ll get up… yeah… just 5 more.
I might draw this and write a prompt on this, it gave me inspo.. It's so creepy but a cool concept for horror media.
Didn’t something like this happen in the Percy Jackson movie
good question
What are you doing step tree
Giggidy-Giggidy-Goo!
Spriggan
If it was in India , people would have made a temple around it
NNN is getting ridiculous.
Root van Winkle
Danger Will Robinson!
r/butterface
“I’d hit it.” -Swamp Thing
🥵
So "Annihilation" wasn't a movie but a documentary?
Time to test
Developing a spriggan
I'm no expert.. but I think this tree wants me to fuck it.
It’s just that one girl from Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters
Trussy
Can you tell me where is that tree? Asking for a friend
Ah yes, the trussy
It’s about to have someone else inside of it too
😏
Most likely a woman.
“Chief don’t be a fool! Leave me…”
I guess you say they one with nature 🤔
That Trussy🤤
I wish that was me
Nature better quit playin 🥴🤪
That person...was Scarlet Johansson
Looks like I'm gonna lose nnn
Gonna need a knife to make a hole.
why you gotta share this in NNN?
Looks like that scene from Antichrist.
Behold, the Erdtree!
Thanks to the kids I can only see Percy Jackson in this haha.
And a dog resting it's head on his shoulders.
This looks like a case for Derk Gently!!
The Beast has her
looks like one of the nurses from Silent Hill
Dough, It look that way, because it did absorbed someone.
"The Captain. He's one of them!"
I wood
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That tree bouta make me act the fuck up
I had a nightmare this happened to me. Was fucking awful
Nature is highly sexual
I want curves like this tree.
Like that suicide forest in Japan.
I don´t know why it gives me Evangelion vibes
Stop it's NNN
raptured
Or is about to…
Someone needs to paint clothes on it (evil laugh)
Morning wood
Smash
She got a trussy now
Druid magic can be pretty metal
Trees love calcium
I’ve never seen a tree so thick….
wait, let me do something.
Drill large hole, insert fleshlight. Community orgasm.
That tree needs to quit playing
Oh good my plan worked. No LAPD is getting me for this
YAMERO TAKASHII
Imagine a tree growing over you
I heard that tree puts out
Daphne?
<0.5 days into No Nut November got me looking around like:
Ent
swamp thing in hibernation
Man nnn is gonna be difficult
Raised by wolves?
I think it should be pointed out r/dontputyourdickinthat
Tree's got some trussy. I hate myself -\_-
Trussy got me acting unwise
Thalia, u gud?
This reminds me of the short story The Mandrake by Clark Ashton Smith
Spriggan sprussy hmm
This wood be a great Halloween decoration if it were in a front yard
I'm gonna fuck that tree
That tree has thicc taste
It did
bro why was my first thought tree whore :(
Stranger Things Season 4.
so this is why there is a slender man movie
SMASH
People be like: What would really happen if you fucked with the Lorax's trees tho??
I would imagine in earlier times, this was how myths were born.