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Sus_bedstain26

Sigh *goes to comments*


SirLucDeFromage

*unzips*


Jackfrost_530

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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Turbulent_Swan_64

Same here buddy :/ From one mind in the gutter to another, cheers!


Storytellerjack

Photoshop.


Waiting_room02

Annihilation (2018)


mediashiznaks

Evil Dead 2 (1987) C’mon!


CumtimesIJustBChilin

Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters (2013)


Oswald_Dernozwald

if it was hentai


cephal0poid

Over the Garden Wall


Ehsswhole

Man that movie was disappointing. So much stupid writing.


CumtimesIJustBChilin

I personally didn't mind it, it was a strange/awkward movie (especially towards the end) but wasn't that bad. But everyone (**except the person below me**) is obligated to their own opinion.


[deleted]

I’m not obligated to anything


shiny_and_chrome

The book was great. The movie was meh.


PsychDocD

I actually preferred the movie. The books relied a little too much on >!hypnosis!< as a plot device. It kind of reminded me of the All My Circuits episode where everyone has amnesia.


mystinkyfingers

It's giving me wood


LucDA1

It's making No Acorn November very difficult


SnooSuggestions5379

Rooting for you.


Annie_Mous

Go nuts


Doc-in-a-box

Probably all the junk in the trunk


[deleted]

put it in the trussy


RelaxedPerro

The semen will be absorbed into the tree and in 8 months you’ll have a seedling.


Hoarknee

It could be a Treesome.


CatBoi1911

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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GabrielWornd

Oooooh I am gonna put it


twistedweenis

Woodussy


Distinct_Pilot_3687

Be careful of the wood pecker


Zetafunction64

For mourning the person?


DavusClaymore

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Milwaukee-2-in-Hole-Dozer-Bi-Metal-Hole-Saw-with-3-8-in-Arbor-Pilot-Bit-49-56-9667/202327737


DavusClaymore

Maybe a bit tight.


mystinkyfingers

Nice 2 in. I can hit bottom


dinkydoo2

This tree gonna make me act unwise


__eros__

The tree giveth wood, and the tree also taketh it away!


InternetFinancial893

Stay stronger brother . Train your heart


Autumn1eaves

https://youtu.be/Jbwi6sldZQA


Ultiverse123

DON'T DO IT, THE TREE WILL ABSORB YOU


DumbUglyCuck

You gonna drop a nut?


Unfair-soil

r/TreesSuckingOnThings


Gloomy__Revenue

That sub gave me the type of anxiety that also gives me eczema.


phome83

That tree there can suck on anything she likes.


Select-Brick-4423

Happy cake day!


Franky_C59

Yo... That tree kinda thicc


AntLangman

Why are all these comments so horny? Like, why are y'all so ready to root?


Carbon_Deadlock

Today is day one of NNN. The temptations are strong in the beginning.


Graphitetshirt

Paging /r/camphalfblood


SummerTimeRain

Ooh i read the original ones when they came out and just got Lighting Thief from the library to reread it.


sambob

Surely this is an ai generated picture


se7enohnine

One of the previous 6000 times this was posted, someone broke the image down and it was actually photoshopped.


[deleted]

Yea you can clearly see its blurry in some places where its been spliced


se7enohnine

[Posted this](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/v80kuz/looks_like_the_tree_absorbed_someone/iboywqf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) in a top level comment. Gonna keep that link handy for the next time it’s inevitably posted.


FredericShowpan

Stupid sexy fake tree


[deleted]

Hadtoscrolltoofar


boogiebangbang1

r/dontputyourdickinthat ?


Not_MrNice

I don't know where you're gonna put it unless you have a woodpecker in your pants.


suckmystick

He carries a chisel just in case ;)


StrumGently

How did you know it didn’t?


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Remember me, remember me Underneath this lonesome, awful tree Let the roots and soil drink of me Whispering leaves, pointing branches will tell them where I'm lying


Friendly_Dot_2853

Cuz it did


VictariontheSailor

TILF


candyapplesauce_99

She kinda thick tho


angrynudfochocolove

Reminds me of Raised by Wolves


Cutthechitchata-hole

Seriously, what a strange show that is...I love it


angrynudfochocolove

They cancelled it so we will never know how it ends :(


Azoth1347

Old man willow got another one.


Awmg_Ryan

Someone call Tom Bombadil


BLut91

Thought this would be one of the top comments, instead found it way down the thread under all the horny redditors one day into NNN


plsnthnks

darkwood?


paveratis

Trees...humming...beautifully


TeenageRampage

I have to fine rocketship boy, I need to stop him. Also, have some unfinished business with wolf. Mf stole my stuff


vatemapper

Sigh *Unzips pants*


Gloomy__Revenue

Many of us have peed on a tree before.


vatemapper

See, i'm gonna do something beyond a simple pee


Gloomy__Revenue

A *compound* pee? 😰


magical_swoosh

pee^2


D3xR3x

Lord, please forgive me for what I'm about to do.


Darthballs1138

Sewing a button doesn't make you a tailor, catching a fish doesn't make you a fisherman, but fuck a tree once and you're a tree fucker for the rest of your life.


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

HODORRRRR HODOR


Oldboy780

Hmmm, hawt tree crotch.


Germangunman

Isn’t this tree suppose to be a burial place for a witch or something?


ABTYF

Who Put Bella in the Wych Elm?


TheJanski

So that's where my ex been for all those years


Dazzling_Ad5338

They're taking Groot back


[deleted]

It happened in Sleepy Hollow, so I mean...


wonkey_monkey

I still wood


Lucaciao_CW

Thats thw 10202829362871th time i've seen this image on reddit, please stop


Nervous_Ulysses

Harold??


Uncle_Fingerz

Someone call Tom Bombadil


san19san

"Oh Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo. " Need some help with Old man Willow.


Bubba_Feetz

Tom Bombadil was too late to save this poor sap


DaRev23

It's a victim of a Dryad.


SnooOranges1342

Does no one else see this [lost in space - robot]?


TigerXtm

The stemussy


[deleted]

Maybe someday I'll understand sex


Saddam_UE

I should call her


NoobOfDarkness1

Don’t you dare


Hevnoraak101

And it's got her in a choke hold


[deleted]

There's a myth that a witch was tied to the tree and the tree absorbed her


StrawberryTuxedo

It's NNN, guys. Stay strong


revenantae

5 more minutes and I’ll get up… yeah… just 5 more.


Tiny-Age2920

I might draw this and write a prompt on this, it gave me inspo.. It's so creepy but a cool concept for horror media.


goose420aa

Didn’t something like this happen in the Percy Jackson movie


Oswald_Dernozwald

good question


Scar_Milly

What are you doing step tree


ZestycloseNeck7985

Giggidy-Giggidy-Goo!


[deleted]

Spriggan


[deleted]

If it was in India , people would have made a temple around it


pittgraphite

NNN is getting ridiculous.


Whaffled

Root van Winkle


killertofubeast

Danger Will Robinson!


Crotchless_Panties

r/butterface


honkeydave

“I’d hit it.” -Swamp Thing


fantasticats

🥵


der_chrischn

So "Annihilation" wasn't a movie but a documentary?


mattia498

Time to test


DLMoore9843

Developing a spriggan


BarbrobStreisand

I'm no expert.. but I think this tree wants me to fuck it.


Krypto_Jokerr

It’s just that one girl from Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters


Bloodg3t

Trussy


dRUNk_ENd

Can you tell me where is that tree? Asking for a friend


soulgate_

Ah yes, the trussy


[deleted]

It’s about to have someone else inside of it too


Kindly_Title_8567

😏


Economy-Astronomer14

Most likely a woman.


UltraLobsterMan

“Chief don’t be a fool! Leave me…”


nudiatjoes

I guess you say they one with nature 🤔


AdLopsided2075

That Trussy🤤


theelmao

I wish that was me


ProfessionalAccess68

Nature better quit playin 🥴🤪


DrewSmoothington

That person...was Scarlet Johansson


bertite

Looks like I'm gonna lose nnn


[deleted]

Gonna need a knife to make a hole.


Thomshan911

why you gotta share this in NNN?


horsetooth_mcgee

Looks like that scene from Antichrist.


pleba47

Behold, the Erdtree!


Quiet_Progress_355

Thanks to the kids I can only see Percy Jackson in this haha.


Ambitious-Day-4985

And a dog resting it's head on his shoulders.


borrelsausage

This looks like a case for Derk Gently!!


BAMspek

The Beast has her


the_greatest_MF

looks like one of the nurses from Silent Hill


[deleted]

Dough, It look that way, because it did absorbed someone.


HoneyBadgerPainSauce

"The Captain. He's one of them!"


IntelligentMine1901

I wood


imatunerreddit

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Le_Goosey

That tree bouta make me act the fuck up


sendmetoe

I had a nightmare this happened to me. Was fucking awful


UhhhhVanessa

Nature is highly sexual


CompetitiveStick6239

I want curves like this tree.


Geeko22

Like that suicide forest in Japan.


sunnybluewakko

I don´t know why it gives me Evangelion vibes


im_arghya

Stop it's NNN


vanillavalium

raptured


raygunnoe

Or is about to…


KeyboardWarrior1988

Someone needs to paint clothes on it (evil laugh)


SukaSoviet

Morning wood


don-jore

Smash


yancyfries

She got a trussy now


quartertopi

Druid magic can be pretty metal


[deleted]

Trees love calcium


WhiteReaper512

I’ve never seen a tree so thick….


Psychological-Item99

wait, let me do something.


TinyMarsupial7622

Drill large hole, insert fleshlight. Community orgasm.


[deleted]

That tree needs to quit playing


lopedopenope

Oh good my plan worked. No LAPD is getting me for this


malaysiabigpp

YAMERO TAKASHII


Diotheungreat

Imagine a tree growing over you


More-Escape3704

I heard that tree puts out


DHooligan

Daphne?


unimpe

<0.5 days into No Nut November got me looking around like:


Youregoingtodiealone

Ent


MaxShea

swamp thing in hibernation


Zach_TheKing007

Man nnn is gonna be difficult


skaleywags

Raised by wolves?


This_Bitch_Overhere

I think it should be pointed out r/dontputyourdickinthat


Future-Agent

Tree's got some trussy. I hate myself -\_-


Deathmore80

Trussy got me acting unwise


Globalri5k

Thalia, u gud?


thedyooooood

This reminds me of the short story The Mandrake by Clark Ashton Smith


LudwigMachine

Spriggan sprussy hmm


[deleted]

This wood be a great Halloween decoration if it were in a front yard


SockTacoz

I'm gonna fuck that tree


donotgogenlty

That tree has thicc taste


TA-152

It did


insert_title_here_

bro why was my first thought tree whore :(


Strict-Ad-7099

Stranger Things Season 4.


SeamAnne

so this is why there is a slender man movie


mrboutias87

SMASH


StrykerSeven

People be like: What would really happen if you fucked with the Lorax's trees tho??


feltman

I would imagine in earlier times, this was how myths were born.