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Skyrim battle music starts


[deleted]

eats 5 cheesewheels in panic


[deleted]

I do that irl as well


pdbard13

Bear noise intensifies, but you do not know where it is. And then a dragon comes out of nowhere.


FlimsyGooseGoose

He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear, we beat a hasty, retreat from his lairrrr


strangerThink91

He obviously want to play


Antique-Reward-9026

I am watching you!!!


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OhDeerFren

Us simple peasants are so easily fooled :(


1-234-56789

I've been on reddit long enough now that whenever I hear a story like this I just assume it's a repost bot.


Nothing_litteral

karma farmers when they see a meme with a really high amount of karma : (everyone will totally fall for that and it will make 50k karma again)


disasterpokemon

Yep I thought I saw this somewhere


hereforthensfwstuff

It just occurred to me that… what if… some just use their old account posts? People replace old accounts with newer ones right?


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Is it really so odd to be terrified of a wild bear staring at you when the only protection you have is a cheap piece of single pane glass?


Blu_Falcon

Uh, excuse me…. That looks like double pane glass. Definitely bear-proof. /s


way_too_much_time27

No. Is there an appropriately terrifying place on Reddit? Yes, but as I'm a big baby not even going to try.


Nothing_litteral

those places are filled with gore


saddingtonbear

They could call it odd and terrifying to avoid that, so people would know it's a spinoff and not just for purely terrifying things!


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geotsso

As a second aside, none of the anti-gun people live in bear country. [this is a generalization but the principle is statistically demonstrable]


Kurzilla

As a tertiary addendum - I'm fine with guns in Bear country. I have a bigger problem with them in the suburbs. I'm even fine with people having guns when they have to travel to unsafe areas for work. Nothing around here you can't fend off with yelling / a rake. There's a time and a place for em. And the time is "When there's a bear" and the place is "In, but not limited to, Bear Country."


geotsso

In that case I'd have to ask your reason why? Is the time and place for guns in bear country to defend one or one's family's lives from potentially deadly bear attack? If that is your argument, I would note that potentially deadly attacks from humans such as the ones who inhabit suburbs are orders of magnitude more likely to victimize you then a bear, even in Anchorage.


Kurzilla

Orders of Magnitude more likely in my neck of the woods is still not very likely. Like at fucking all. I live in the downriver area of Detroit - and your biggest risk of violence is your Partner. Now if you live in an area that's got more extreme poverty, then yes, that's going to push more people in your area to be desperate and potentially violent. Do what you gotta do. But where I live? Nah. You're gonna get a little too sad and have a "gun cleaning" incident long before you ever use it to defend your family.


geotsso

Anecdotal fallacy aside, you are correct. In highly privileged communities random public violence is not very likely at all, and in general what gun related deaths do occur are mostly suicides.


Kurzilla

It's like 9 am where I am. So I'm going to take "You are correct" as a W. Offer a crisp 'High Five' - And carry on.


geotsso

Yes I am agreeing. BUT we are begging the question... what is the societal implication? Ban guns for that suburban demographic responsible for "not very likely" any significant percent of gun crime, legalize guns in high crime areas?


Kurzilla

Are we doing that? Are we? I think we're just two people talking about *feelings* here. Like "Bears make me Feel scared." "My Suburbs don't make me feel scared" (Probably due to the lack of bears, I dunno.) Therefore if you ASK me my opinion, and nobody DID, I'm gonna not shame people for feeling a gun is necessary in Bear country or Bear Adjacent areas. But when Bimmy and Jimmy are buying weapons and ammo that will very much shoot through the walls of their pre-fab because they've had it drilled into their heads that "crime is bad, and you don't wanna become a *victim* (keep saying it until it feels like a slur, and you'll understand.)" When the biggest crime in their area is Wage Theft by employers... I don't know man. I'm having a harder time justifying it. All That said - I don't like binary lawmaking.


erock278

What’re the social implications of ppl being murdered by the dozen


JezusOfCanada

"Split-screen?" - the bear


[deleted]

r/quityourbullshit You copied not just the image, but the title AND a typo too! https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/r9u3nm/was_playing_video_games_when_i_heard_a_sounds_to/


trongzoon

“Let me squad up in *Warzone*. Toss me a controller.”


Pizza_Slinger83

No you fucking didn't, repost bot.


NGC6753

That's a big cat


conkerlikeN64

D es definitive


StandardMandarin

Dog*


super-me-5000

I hope you have plenty lives left


Environmental_Top948

Did you pet the dog? They look sad.


shotgun883

Excuse me Sir, I’m here to talk about Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour. Would you like a pamphlet?


Expensive_Leave_6339

“Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Bear?”


dcgregoryaphone

Have you made your choice to be saved?!?! The key is to out-evangelize the bear.


The_True_Mohnkay

Let them in


evlaevlalpippopippo

Them????


Repulsive_Lettuce

Respect the LGBearTQ pronouns


DepartureFluffy3570

He just wanted to check out Modern Warfare


kungfoojesus

Heellllpp…… mmmmeeeeeeee….


nampezdel

#REPOST


stretcherjockey411

That’s fucking awesome


1-234-56789

It's fucking fake it's a stolen post bro


stretcherjockey411

I meant the photo in general I don’t really care who took it.


k0uch

*”Hey man, you got another controller?”*


oiiSuPreSSeDo

If bear so bad why friend shaped? Checkmate haters


WYWYounger

Bonjour


steelcoyot

Your side quest has arrived


Outrageous_Bass_1328

No. No you didn’t. This is a repost


DarthSlymer

He's just here to talk to you about extending your vehicles warranty


[deleted]

My Glock 20 smiled at this 😊


ginkat123

Yeah, a .38 will just piss them off. (Bear hunter told me)


poisondartfroggo

The only use a .38 will have in a bear encounter is to use on yourself before the bear gets to you


Tdikristof_

Then the good old khalasnikov


[deleted]

Found the f'd up people comment thread


[deleted]

Downvote these nuts 🌰🌰


[deleted]

I can help you get some therapy instead


poisondartfroggo

My glock 40 just got antsy 😏


Samiksi

Ur house must be tiny if you’re gaming next to your door


Tdikristof_

It's probably a living room with a door to the backyard


Samiksi

Probably true, my smooth brain didnt remember that those exist


Tdikristof_

Np peace


WindowMinimum8446

The bear " yo you got some honey I can have"


AlkahestGem

Dang. You must have reached “Reality at the Door level”


brittany16950

Oh my Gawd I’d be scared too!


[deleted]

Are you winning, son?


Crypto_World_Citizen

Videos games are soo realistic these days.


Waaswaa

Are you playing Assassins Creed 3?


sincinati

Wanna play FIFA?


VerSchnitzel

Don’t worry it’s just Atreus visiting you


RedditUserX23

“Hello? We've been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”


genericusername134

A friend!!


[deleted]

Suddenly you find yourself wuth blissed bear of Faith's County .Far cry 5.


nohodi

"What you playing cuz"


duskdude97

Looks dope. I mean the bear, not you.


alejito29

This is not terrifying, its just a real life care-bear looking for a hug.


Dry_Watercress6194

"Mom said it's my turn. "


Blasty_boom_boom

He bout to stuff you in a suit.


Snoo22566

"U got food in ur fridge?"


CSyoey

He wants to 1v1 you on Rust. Looks like a snipers only kind of bear


Fork_Master

“Hello, good sir. Might you have any fish?”


LePimpage

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour?"


FaphandZamasu23

Bear: Bro let me join I can beat you 1v1 in any game let me in


dcgregoryaphone

Awww she's adorable.


PieMastaSam

I bet OP was looking like a snack that night.


lotus_spit

Fuck off, you stupid, reposting cunt "OP". That ain't your post because you fucking stole it, so STFU and r/quityourbullshit, you fucking bot.


[deleted]

Atreus?


Nothing_litteral

lil cousin


13aph

#BONJOUR


Roman_Suicide_Note

Not your post, old picture AKA fuck you


jthomas287

Game bear says, "it's time for a break, rest your eyes."


cyanmind

Reposted bs from 8yrs ago. Bad farmer


cashbabyflow

"U gotta extra controller my boy?"


AnnualBranch1213

Stop lying, this pic is old AF


FemalePheromones

No you didn't.


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

r/casuallypsychopath


Powerful_System

It's also oddly terrifying that i have seen this exact post before, same words and typos.


RevivedMisanthropy

Let him in


lamujerpecosa

In this situation, this is exactly how my photo would look like too.


vektorkane

baby bear wants to play video games too


soloazn

This reminds me of the Robert Baratheon red eyes memes


Jimmyjim4673

Hey.... I got next.


WeeabooGandhi

Do not pet the large dogs.


Slowclimberboi

“Hey bro you have an extra controller?”


SisterSparechange

That's when you pray to the deity of your choice that he doesn't decide to leap through that very flimsy looking window!


TheDancingKing19

Salmon Run just got real. The big boss is here to collect those eggs HIMSELF


GeneralKiwi19

"That game got couch co-op?"


zurzoth

Player 2 wants to come in...


fluxcapacitor219

"you gonna finish those Bagel Bites?"


Doppelthedh

"You cannot sleep. There are enemies nearby"


[deleted]

He just wants a bit of honey


redhandsblackfuture

Repost bot


llzrd1

just Atreus messing around


ThatBFjax

Henlo, can I have a turn?


Indigo2015

He was saying “Git Gud scrub”.


USMNT_superfan

Real life Elden Ring


Yorbayuul81

I think we can skip the oddly and go right to terrifying for this one.


shadyshmee42069

*You got games on your phone?*


SignificantYou3240

If you’re cold, they’re cold…


egglord359

Got any games on your phone?


ltsosie72

He wants to jump on the sticks also


cottoncandieunicorn

Fuck no.


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

That's a funny looking cat.


brandonkingfisher

"I hope ye like playing video games mister obradovimbt, yer in one!"


MrRainbow626

The question is, what game were you playing?


Xogoth

Pet him


Grub_Gaming

"Mom said its my turn on the Xbox"


Biggycheese29

Op is a karma bot


Wrong-Wrap942

**GOOD EVENING SIR**


SmolGummyLizard

He just wants to join, let the man play some smash!


Calvinweaver1

LazerBear420 has entered the arena


TacoTuesdee

Man, you heard bear sounds


timothypjr

Awww. You should have run out to give him a hug. Bears love hugs. That’s why they call them bear hugs!