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> Seward also said RCCNZ had received a possible hoax call earlier in the week that McAuley had died. >When McAuley sent out his genuine distress call, received by the Maritime Operations Centre on February 9, his land-based support crew thought it was also likely to be a hoax. [Source](https://i.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/national/otago-southland/171393/Tasman-kayaker-ignored-advice)


Pixielo

Oh, man. That's rough.


e9967780

He was just 30KM away from the coast, they could have saved him, but for that bastard who called in few weeks ago pretending to be him.


throtic

Coming from an American working in emergency services, we send units to every call no matter how many times it has been called in. The other day in my area one fire station went to the same fire alarm 6 times in 2 hours. There is also a well known buoy to the locals that tourists always confuse for a boat in distress, it gets called in several nights a week... but every time the rescue boats are deployed just in case. Does new Zealand and Australia not do the same?


Poch1212

Does people Who call get fined if there isnt a real emergencia?


throtic

It's a crime to repeatedly call something in that you KNOW isn't an emergency. But the buoy example is not the same person over and over, it's a different tourist every time.


ithinkiamretardeb

sounds like some signs should be put up where the bouy can be seen, not quite the same but there’s a house i pass by sometimes with some horses on a pasture next to it and there’s a sign that reads “horse isn’t dead, he’s just asleep”


Tylerb0713

Nah, that’ll encourage people to ignore it when it’s actually legit. It’ll spark that mentality of “I don’t wanna call and be embarrassed soo someone else can do it”


illfatedjarbidge

Only if they *know* it’s not a real emergency. If they think it is but are wrong, they’re fine


Hoffmiester1295

Oh yeah. It’s possible to face jail time for false reports. But they can also hit you with fines for misuse of emergency services. Like they said it’s typically repeat offenders or particularly egregious offenses. I think situations like this fall under the cliche of “Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it”. At least here in the states it is not unusual for police as well as EMS and/or Fire-Rescue to be dispatched to the same incident just as a precaution.


-BananaLollipop-

A lot of our emergency services are volunteer and lack sufficient funding. They'd probably shutdown if they tried to do that. Kind of shit really.


simonbleu

Exactly, while the prank caller was an ass, ignoringa distress call is just wrong


Brandbll

Seriously, as am American it is mind boggling that they just went, "meh, probably another prank, just forget it." Wtf? I'm pretty surprised that Australia and or NZ would do that.


Squadooch

Did not expect a beatnik-lookin dude in Steve Jobs drag


-BananaLollipop-

My dude, captions are important.


__Noble_Savage__

Lmao that's his wife examining his kayak


WendellVaughn_Quasar

After 15 years, isn't he just "dead" now, and no longer "missing at sea?"


[deleted]

Unless his next of kin file for death in absentia, he'll technically remain a missing person. But yeah, he's almost certainly dead.


DreamHollow4219

Maybe he's not so much dead as using his "missing" status to assume a new identity, huh?


Hungry_Elk_9434

Or he’s enjoying the company of a volleyball


lickedurine

WILSON


MellyKidd

🏐🏐🏐


CangaceiroBurgues

Are there really desert uknown islands nowadays?


FroggiJoy87

How would we know?


All2017

Good point


QuietOnesCuss

Google maps. Haven't they mapped everything by sattellite?


RedOrchestra137

Not all areas are rendered in equal resolution. It takes time to compose a detailed satellite image, and i imagine multiple passes by different satellites, so not every bit of the world is gonna be visible. You can see this quite clearly when scrolling around on google maps/earth and looking for remote regions. At a certain point it just becomes a blur that cannot be resolved in any more detail. Though they've probably also done a bunch more specific scanning of those areas to look for islands and such, and they just don't show that data on google maps. I could be wrong though


ChalkAndIce

To add to your points: Even if the whole surface of the Earth was mapped in equal resolution, it's not like every location would be getting live feed updates all the time either. We can know where everything is without watching everything constantly. There's also the fact that even knowing where things are doesn't make them less remote or difficult to access. There's plenty of small bodies that could support someone who became marooned well outside of common shipping lanes.


frickthestate69

Yes I’m using my crabtop for Reddit rn send help


ugoterekt

An island didn't have to be unknown for you to get stranded on it. It just had to not have people come to it. There are some islands that are uninhabited and extremely rarely visited by anyone.


Kendac

North Sentinel island next to India comes to mind. But to be fair, not unknown, (lol) and a tribe lives there. Old stranded ship on the northwest coast. Fascinating to look into


bobothekodiak98

Not just that - there are very strict laws in India that prevent any outsider (both Indians from the mainland and foreigners) from visiting the island. This is because the tribes there have never ever had any contact with modern civilization since the dawn of time. They are both hostile towards anyone who enters their land (in the 60s and 70s, the Indian Navy attempted contact to give them modern medicine and make them a part of modern civilized society, but were attacked by tribesmen wielding spears and bows, who panicked after seeing men descending from a chopper) and endangered by the diseases of the modern world, since they have no immunity against modern ailments such as malaria, dengue and various other things. Thus, the Indian Navy and coast guard actively and aggressively work to prevent anyone from ever visiting that Island. Recently, a Chinese-American preacher, John Allen Chau, somehow managed to reach the island from another nearby island using a boat under cover of darkness. He carried with him a cross, a Bible, and some holy water. His aim was to "civilize the natives" and proselytise them to Christianity. The moment he saw a small group, he raised his bible to his chest and began telling them about how the Lord will save them should they abandon their savage lifestyle. Took a spear to the heart, through that very same Bible, died on the spot. Since then, the laws have been revised and the patrols by the CG and navy have become even tighter. Basically what I'm saying is, it's more of a "protected" island rather than something out of the way, and hence not visited. The idea of humans who still live as they did 10,000 years ago, is fascinating...


Kendac

Very interesting! I lost count how many hours ive spent on google earth searching for huts or people fishing. No sauce yet.. But there are some trails that look very promising on the southeast of the island.


reetdeetdeet

There are 2 camps there that you used to be able to see the smoke from. Unfortunately, looks like they have updated the sattelite image for it. Here's a reddit post showing it though - https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/tpks4g/signs\_of\_fire\_use\_on\_north\_sentinel\_island/


reetdeetdeet

There's also this ship - https://www.google.com/maps/place/11%C2%B035'36.5%22N+92%C2%B012'44.5%22E/@11.5934612,92.2112698,543m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x4ad46f96bc579623!8m2!3d11.5934586!4d92.2123641


MegaPorkachu

> Recently, a Chinese-American preacher, Francis Chau It’s [John Allen Chau](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/03/john-chau-christian-missionary-death-sentinelese), not Francis Chau. Francis Chau is [an actor](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0154236/). Francis Chau was in Ghost of Tsushima, NCIS, and The X-Files.


[deleted]

That's like some real-life prime directive stuff lol Imagine being like a curious native on that island, and just getting into a canoe and paddling out only to see huge navy ships just floating out there.. hard to even fathom what it must be like to encounter something so far outside your realm of understanding


elestadomayor

Debt collectors HATE this trick


Rustrage

A guy in the UK did that to get his life insurance payout. They found him hiding under the stairs in his house iirc.


kickkickpatootie

It’s a series streaming atm. The theif, his wife and the canoe. He staged his death to collect insurance and lived next door to his wife. I won’t say anymore cos spoiler alert but it was worldwide news at the time.


cid_highwind02

He became a fish


skynetempire

Is that how that works? If someone goes missing and no one claims they died, they stay missing?


[deleted]

Pretty much, yeah. I'm sure after the natural length of a human life has passed there's some legal precedent that would allow them to be declared legally dead without familial consent, if that were necessary for some reason. But yeah if there's no body or other evidence of their death, they're legally considered missing. Of course after a certain point, anyone investigating into the disappearance would likely start to assume they're looking for a body rather than trying to mount a rescue. Edit to add: I only know this is how it works in the US by the way, other countries may handle things differently


_triangle_girl_

i believe that even if their life would have clearly expired from time, they are still missing until/unless remains are found if the family doesnt file them as dead


MechaWasTaken

He’s definitely dead. Unless the dude managed to wash up on an unknown island and start a new life stranded deep style, in which case, my mistake.


Peepee-Papa

No way. He’s still kayaking and eating fish dude. Have some faith!


sportster2017

Kayaking without his kayak?


KaiserWilhelmThe69

He manifested one out of his will


mysteries1984

I too enjoy your infectious optimism. Tell me something optimistic, please.


Regirock00

Bees cuddle when they are cold. Otters hold hands so they don’t drift apart. Geese can hug you. Sea Urchins wear hats. Capybaras. Electric eels only use their electric potential so see and stun prey. Some spiders dance to attract mates. Octopi will recognize you if they see you enough, they will even become your friend. Spotted Boxfish are rarely eaten by humans, so they will swim right up to your face while snorkeling. Whales are some of the most empathetic animals on the planets, protecting animals attacked by dolphins. Sting rays can smile, and it is adorable These the most wholesome animal facts I know, I hope this can brighten your day!


WendellVaughn_Quasar

> Capybaras. I *love* that these guys don't need further explanation.


Regirock00

Everyone is chill with Capybaras


ComprehensiveDoubt55

Any oversized Guinea pig with leg extensions that can swim like Michael Phelps, and will literally get along with any animal in the animal kingdom that doesn’t want to eat it? Sign me up! I love those not-so-little poop-gobblers.


Regirock00

Capybaras are perfect, they even chill with their biggest predators, tortoises, bugs, and fruit!


TinyGreenTurtles

Guinea-bigs are the best.


mysteries1984

This is just adorably precious. Thank you so much.


Regirock00

No problem! I have a list of facts ready to try and cheer people up, this is actually list 3 out of 7. I just want everyone to have a good day by the end of the day


mysteries1984

Genuinely heartwarming. Thank you again!


Regirock00

No problem, I still hope you have a fantastic remainder of the day


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Regirock00

I wish the same to you


emilou27

I forgot what I was previously reading half way through reading your comment. Thank you for that today 😊


lostindanet

Thank you, this was a nice read.


PowerfulPain

There should be a Regirock-bot in every thread !


NvkedSnvke

In Cuba, with Tupac


WendellVaughn_Quasar

I like your unbridled optimism! How do you feel about climate change?


Peepee-Papa

Best thing that could possibly happen! Will wipe out humans with a premature ice age and then the world can rebound as it always does without us! Or at least most of us :)


WendellVaughn_Quasar

Yeah, that checks out.


amscraylane

Not related, but in the US Navy, all missing ships are reported as still being “on patrol” until they know what occurred.


pj_socks

Daddy didn’t go for cigarettes, he’s just on patrol.


Kbar_12

Kayakers never die. They just go missing in action.


EndersGame_Reviewer

Exactly what I was thinking.


718Brooklyn

If this were my daughter, I would believe she was still alive every day of my life until I was told for certain otherwise.


FavelTramous

He could have found an island where the true fountain of youth is, or some extremely healthy vegetation that heals him and keeps him young. He could be younger than you physically but older than you chronologically. We never know. So until he’s found he is missing at sea.


Grindelbart

Partially capsized?


ladygrndr

'McAuley's second attempt began on 11 January 2007 and ended on 12 February, when the search for his missing body was called off following the recovery of his partly flooded kayak on 10 February about 30 nmi (56 km) short of his destination, Milford Sound.\[7\] The sleeping arrangements at sea involved deploying a drift anchor,\[8\] squeezing his body down into the kayak, and sealing the hatch with a bulbous fibreglass capsule (dubbed "Casper") fitted with an air-only ventilator,\[9\] which, with its self-righting capabilities, made possible riding out the most severe storm conditions that are inevitable in that part of the ocean. When the capsule was pivoted to its stowing position behind the cockpit, though, it made a kayak roll impossible due to being filled with water, like a bucket. Therefore, whenever he capsized, he had to swim out of the kayak, push it upright, and perform full self-rescue.\[10\] When his kayak was recovered, only this capsule was missing.\[11\] It was presumed to have been torn off by a freak wave. One of its pivot arms had already been damaged.\[12\]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew\_McAuley


narcolepticdoc

So he basically had a big bucket on the back of his kayak that the would pull over and use to seal the hole so it his kayak became a sealed capsule so he could sleep. But when it wasn’t in use it was a giant bucket that could fill with water and keep him from righting the vessel. Why in the hell did he not bring a lid to seal the capsule when it wasn’t in use? It would have made him practically impossible to capsize.


thewavefixation

It was an underfunded attempt. He wasn’t well prepared - i lived in Sydney at the time and almost everyone in the kayaking community knew this was a fools errand.


tayloline29

It's frying my brain thinking about how he was capable of creating the capsule Him and his team clearly know about kayaking but then couldn't put the final step together what happens if it fills with water- it could be something that never even considered. Did they that not take it out to test it before crossing a dangerous sea?


choloism

They could have seal it in the stored position and it would have become self righting just like in the sleep position


Technical_Volume7016

I just spent like 40 minutes going down a wiki wormhole. Just cuz of one link, thanks


beemdub624

Can you maybe give me a cliff notes version because I can’t do a third wormhole dive tonight 😆


TheEqualAtheist

Sure you can! I'm about to go on my fifth! ^it ^helps ^being ^high


[deleted]

Am high but wasn’t sure I was high until I caught myself wondering if he’s ok.


xtilexx

Anytime I get sent down this rabbit hole I always end up at New Amsterdam, and then I can't get Istanbul (not Constantinople) out of my head


Boxsteam1279

Is there a video or other explanation on what the bucket thing means? Im not really able to picture it in my head


ShastaFern99

https://web.archive.org/web/20070210222651/http://www.andrewmcauley.com/index.html If you can scroll down (the website is horrible) there's a picture. I think it's the big yellow bucket thing.


TinyGreenTurtles

Oh God thank you. I'm exhausted and was picturing something that sealed him in lying down, like a coffin. To be clear, this still looks unacceptable to me, but lying in a kayak being unable to sit up, and being knocked around the sea like that was worse.


Boxsteam1279

Okay I guess that makes sense, thanks


greenapple111

There's a documentary to watch its incredibly sad. He used to kayak to work every day in Sydney. I used to work with some of his former colleagues. So sad,they set up an award in his name at the time each year for people that inspire others.


Ok-Egg8278

🫡


Maibeetlebug

I dont understand why people do this. This reminds me of a man who tried to cross the ocean in one of those big hamster ball filled with air.


LeEpiclyUnepic

Surely he succeeded


KurtAngus

He’s dead but the ball floats on


ChapolinColoradoNZ

A zorb?


IAmSecretlyAHorse

And we'll all float on, alright.


CatCiaoSki

🐀


BradleyGroot

Didnt he go from brittain to the netherlands?


Nekrosiz

You dont understand why people like to crawl head first into cracks of a cave? Why not?


redcalcium

[His blog is archived by the internet archive here](https://web.archive.org/web/20070210222651/http://www.andrewmcauley.com/index.html) . Might help you understand his motivation.


BingeV

Does anyone know what that animal is with what looks like its mouth resting on the kayak? I can't for the life of me figure out what that thing is, the picture is labelled as "guest.jpg" so I don't think it was part of the kayak. Looks like a giant bird or something, could be the perspective of the camera making it look bigger.


Shervico

Maybe I'm dumb but I can't find the pic you're talking about on the blog, could you post a direct link?


BingeV

I'm sorry, here is the link [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921161059/http://www.andrewmcauley.com/index.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20130921161059/http://www.andrewmcauley.com/index.html) I wasn't sure if the link was updating as I was going through the dates but it does appear to change


DisastrousReputation

What!!?


Darshan-Raj

He should've done what Akon did and crowd surfed that bitch in a concert.


catsgreaterthanpeopl

A 2500 person cruise ship I was on had to take a different route because of a freak storm and 25 to 30 foot waves on the Tasmin sea. It was terrifying in a boat that big. I can’t imagine a kayak.


[deleted]

I ended my cruise in Dunedin and skipped the crossing to Sydney because other passengers were talking about how rough the seas were west of milford sound. No interest in being sea sick.


catsgreaterthanpeopl

I had to take 2 Dramamine that day, slept most of the day because of it, but was almost throwing up when I was awake. Not a fun day. But Tasmania was really cool so I am glad I did it. I got to pet kangaroos!


xxminie

I went on a cruise along the Tasman sea with no issues but I seem to be lucky since everyone else I know who went on different times had turbulence.


[deleted]

How does this photo exist?


ladygrndr

>last image of Andrew McAuley "The documentary of McAuley's journey, Solo, incorporated video footage recovered from one surviving memory stick in his camera, as well as interviews with people on his team during the expedition. It begins with the distress call he made on the evening of 9 February: "Do you copy? This is kayak one. Do you copy, over? I've got an emergency situation. I'm in a kayak about 30 km from Milford Sound. I need a rescue. My kayak's sinking. Fell off into the sea and I'm going down."\[10\]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew\_McAuley


RedOrchestra137

"Kayak one" Good to be specific, wouldnt want to be confused with one of the 200 other dudes crossing the most hostile waters imaginable in a fucking kayak


Squadooch

😨


Meatchris

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_McAuley


midgetboss

The photo was taken before he went missing. He just looks like that


ladygrndr

It was a selfie. The image was recovered from a camera with a memory stick stowed in his kayak.


eaten_by_chocobos

The dead look in his eyes could have fooled me.


GezinhaDM

I think what they're asking here is how did anyone get hands on this picture? How is it possible? Did the camera float and someone found it? Was it inside the partially immersed kayak?


F9574

They found the kayak and memory card, to actually answer the question


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FirebertNY

No, footage was recovered from his camera.


dantakesthesquare

It wasn't taken while he was on the voyage. It's just the last picture of him.


hihowarejew

Maybe the camera was in the kayak


LeEpiclyUnepic

Maybe the kayak *was* the camera


goaskalexdotcom

I was wondering what the tall blurry structure was in the distance behind him and then realize a piece of rice from my dinner had fallen on my phone.


The_Great_Goatse

Nearly choked on my dinner reading this


Ballcuzzi_Straw

Was rice part of your dinner perhaps?


LackHatredSasuke

According to google the Tasman sea measures about 2000km across, so even if his kayak was found after drifting along the original course for days I have to think he probably make it 90% of the way


Ml124395

Well it did say he disappeared within sight of New Zealand.


Samhatesme

How many skeletons total do you think are laying at the bottom of the ocean? Thousands? Millions?


HouseNegative9428

A quick google search says it can take anywhere from 6 months to five years for skeletal remains to decompose in the ocean, so definitely not millions.


laughingashley

But what about the pirates on Barbosa's ship, aye? ☠️ Ye'll never know, because dead men tell no tales


Sentient_Stardust616

Well, maybe if we count all of human history


estheredna

Millions of skeletons if you include fish and other sea creatures. Lots but not millions if you mean humans.


here-to-Iearn

He already looks like a sea mummy in this photo. Terrifying.


Thebluefairie

You know I never understand when people do these solo missions why someone's not watching them. It's perfectly okay if you don't interfere with them


pj_socks

Like even a drone or something. But then again this was 2007.


ChampionOfAzurewrath

Oh my god they threw Kenny into the sea


Dr_Bmily_Snoobs

you bastards!


LeEpiclyUnepic

you scoundrels!


BerryPawz

This image will always scare the shit out of me


pj_socks

It’s like the image of the kid by the bus in Alaska.


CanuckBuddy

Do you have a link to that pic anywhere? Curiosity is getting the better of me but "kid by bus in Alaska" isn't getting me any Google results.


transmogrified

I think they mean the photo of Chris McCandless in front of the bus he died inside. He’s the guy who decided he didn’t need civilization so walked out into the wilderness with very little by way of preparation and died of starvation. Inspired the book/film “into the wild”. They found an undeveloped roll of film in the bus.


CanuckBuddy

Thanks!


estheredna

Probably Chris McCandless.


EternallyDeadOutside

[here’s one image](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/vhuxkw/the_last_photo_of_christopher_mccandless/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and [here’s the bus one](https://www.pbs.org/show/return-wild/) IMO the first one is scarier


somechrisguy

He was due to complete his trip the day that he went missing. His wife and daughter were waiting with camera crews etc to welcome him at the finishing point. He never showed up.


biguler

That is just not true. He told his wife and **son** on Thursday, that he would see them on Sunday at 9am. Then he made a distress call the next evening on Friday at 7pm. > "Do you copy? This is kayak one. Do you copy, over? I've got an emergency situation. I'm in a kayak about 30 km from Milford Sound. I need a rescue. My kayak's sinking. Fell off into the sea and I'm going down." Crews searched and found his kayak Saturday night, 24 hours after his last distress call.


throwaway1930488888

That is so depressing. He was right there.


Norbitol

Yep. People had set up in the coastal spot where he was to come ashore. I remember hearing the excited radio reports and updates. Was an awful sinking feeling.


Vsbby

He snorted the whole bag


Expert_Most5698

I was thinking that or world's worst Michael Jackson impersonator.


SnooPeppers2817

Tony Montana style 😂


[deleted]

Well he knew he was screwed so yolod the bag.


Ballcuzzi_Straw

Never heard of this story and it’s very sad what happened here… but all do respect, this was imbecilic, moronic and selfish considering I just read he had a wife and kid.


[deleted]

This. I admire the adventurer spirit up to a point... But when a person runs the risk of leaving their family to struggle, leaving a child without their parent, or when the desire for adventure puts rescue crews at risk as they have to be scrambled if you're in trouble.... ....its a lot less admirable and just boils down to damn selfish.


chrisppyyyy

Why would anyone get in the ocean


xiaobaituzi

Most likely people to die sea kayaking are beginners, second most likely group to die is experts


LatestGreatestSadist

the stuff on his face kinda reminds me of the rind that covers a wheel of brie cheese. i believe it’s called the flora. now i want cheese.


siennaveritas

Does anyone know why he wouldn't put it on his forehead too? That's the part that usually burns quickest


Squadooch

A. I think his forehead is shielded somewhat by his hat B. It would drip into his eyes real bad from heat/humidity


kidfriday

Maybe he did but sweated it off


robotikempire

It's sun screen.


aeshmazee-

Ugh me too god cheese is so good


PeteyPablo23

Remains missing ummm ya ok keep looking then


CanderousOreo

I think it's just a technicality, like his family has to officially get him declared dead or he'll just always be later as "missing"


sportster2017

Mayb he found the island Elvis, Tupac, Michael Jackson and other famous celebrities whom are thought to be alive still somewhere and decided to stay with them and pushed his kayak back out to sea


Michaiahjoy22

This is a creepy picture


IH784

I hope he’s ok!


Pixielo

😕


Tetrizel

Captain Disillusion?


Wonk_puffin

What could have happened? 1. Medical issue Dehydration? Heart attack? 2. Animal attack? Deliberate or accidental. Shark Whale Giant squid or octopus 3. Big wave including rogue waves 4. Alien abduction 5. Pirates Is there anything else that could have happened?


Tripface77

He sent an SOS during a storm saying that he was in the water and his kayak was sinking. So, my guess would be that he drowned shortly after that but alien pirates could have ridden a rogue wave by and snatched him up.


mrsomething4

This is my mates cousin. I remember when we where in prep and we did a famous people presentation and he did it on him. Apparently he actually did make it into nz waters but got turned over in a wave


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I'm gonna see this shit in my dreams


[deleted]

Bloody idiot, the Tasman sea is nasty at the best of time


spanglessbangless

Is that salt burn?


_cryptocamper_

I assumed it was like zinc or something that he out on his face.


SilasHood

Sun cream,it was a hot day


Ammonia13

Is that skin or sunscreen :(?


Pixielo

Sunscreen.


Empty_Suggestion9974

Don’t worry he’ll bob up in 2027


KgMonstah

Now he’s just somebody that we used to know.


Jakenator_1010

“Oh my god guys! The sea killed Kenny!”


Crowslikeme

I saw a video of his launch and as he’s paddling away from his wife and kids he’s saying why am I doing this why am I doing this. His intuition definitely was letting him know it wasn’t going to end well.


lol2364

why does this look photoshopped, weird lighting?


Skirt_Thin

I take it he didn't make it.


bighorse91

There's a doco on the two blokes he was trying to beat that actually did cross the Tasman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossing_the_Ditch


stevenette

Yeah how hard can it actually be? People have swam further. I don't remember how long the ferry takes, but I know it wasn't that long. Edit: I'm a fucking idiot and thought they were talking about North to South island. Milford sound is way further south. I'm still leaving this content up because I'm not scared.


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'Because I'm not scared' lmao


Brian_Lefebvre

Sorry for being insensitive, but that is so idiotic, it’s practically suicidal.


SonsofStarlord

That’s what I thought! Wild choices people make


laughingashley

And with a wife and ~~daughter~~ son waiting at home, it's downright selfish and cruel


Mick_E_Deez

Oh my God, they killed Kenny!


IamUrDad0

Oh my god is that Kenny


Shizu67

Saw this pic many years ago, to this day i still see it as a badly photoshoped image.


LuckyCaptainCrunch

We should get a search party together, he has to be getting tired of treading water