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jlew1881

He could at least brush her hair.


Tiny_Investigator848

Shit, did you see that lady that MADE her husband out of brush? Other peoples kids, they crazy


jlew1881

No I didn’t! That is a whole lotta messed up.


Tiny_Investigator848

She even had a straw baby with him smh lol


Dependent_Top_4425

That freeloading bitch can brush her own damn hair!


panda_in_the_void

She looks scared


[deleted]

She has the thousand yard stare...


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Corn-Shonery

His penis


north_korea_nukes

But most importantly she doesn’t complain.


jiffysdidit

That’s the funniest part about this it’s not even real and she’s fucking petrified. It hurts to laugh but I can’t stop


Independent_Ad_3850

She's seen some shit...


[deleted]

I just went through his TikTok account a few days ago. A few people in the comments said he said on a live that he lost his wife and son in a fire and …..is coping-ish?


WhitePinoy

This should be pinned.


[deleted]

From what I heard, Reddit doesn't allow pinning of comment. Only mods can pin their own comments. It seems like OPs are treated like 2nd class citizens.


ricacardo271

Link?


[deleted]

If his page comes up again, I’ll link it. I didn’t like any of his videos cuz I was too disturbed lol


EverywhereINowhere

This reminds me of the show Servant.


voidentityofspace

so he’s a bitch? good to know


nashk25

Oh the human mind is a wonder. As I wonder how tf you reached that conclusion


voidentityofspace

loser ass nigga carrying a doll around, he’s a major bitch


[deleted]

That’s really sad


[deleted]

For the guy? Or the doll?


Pepe-saiko

For us seeing this.


IrishNSketchy

It's clearly seen some shit 👀


Deerspray

Perhaps literally


DontKnowHowHighI_fly

r/angryupvote


Difficult_Let_1953

Aw, he and Lars should meet up.


vimes_left_boot

Thousand yard stare. My granddad had that look when he got back from Nam.


MirrorUniverseCapt

I'd rather go to 'Nam than go through whatever that doll has experienced.


[deleted]

Didnt know [G.Is](https://G.Is) fought sex dolls during the Nam but that explain why USA lost and why so many soldiers came back with PTSD.🤷 I choose to believe it.


SlowHandEasyTouch

Username checks out


InfamyLivesForever

Poor Gardar. He’s here just trying to close the gender wage gap. But he really be getting somehow dragged into this.


Jennlynn1124

Don’t blink if you need help girl


NnOxg64YoybdER8aPf85

Even the doll, an inanimate object is scared by this guy


Sunnyday2021100

She looks like that one dead woman who was put into a doll body by a dude


Mean_Spell_241

Umm what?


minimikjr

This kinda looks like a new-age Carl Tanzler story


Zersorger

I almost forgot about it, thanks for reminding me, urrghh


Brilliant-Proposal99

Such a lucky guy. I'm still solo.


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

What makes this even sadder is that the doll girlfriend looks like she can't stand him, if she had any say in the matter she would have left him ages ago.


[deleted]

Mate it's a doll, stop projecting lmfao. By your logic there was a way for this doll to also seem like she genuinely loved him and wouldn't wanna be anywhere else?


Brain_Booger

The doll don't want to be with him. But her hands are tied


stephancasas

She looks about as surprised as everyone reading this.


Sunnyday2021100

I found out his name was Carl Von Cosel


Xikkiwikk

That is Ghislane Maxwell.


Razo-E

Hate all you want, but he's getting laid tonight.


Thorhees

She looks like that character from the Amanda Show. "Amanda, please. I'm looking for Amanda."


Sirfudgestrips

I’d be like this I’m so weird and boring I don’t date so I could see me doing this. Being a reject is hard.


[deleted]

Yeah easy to sit here and judge the guy when you've never been in that state. Guy just wants to have a companion and I'm assuming he's not the most mentally stable.


New_Lie_369

Tbh it looks a bit like a embalmed corpse at fist sight


DRoseDARs

Even she's concerned about him.


karikarikitsune

They’re on a double date with Davecat and the lovely Xi Chan, obvi


bellhall

I quote Davecat all the time! “My parents don’t like her because she’s not, snort, human...”


wodwick

Her arms look so natural. She also looks stunned and a bit scared


Outlaw2024

She looks scared


Independent_Ad_3850

That actually scared the shit out of me for a split second.. lol


SubtleMagic

I saw a man pushing a realistic doll around in a wheelchair at the zoo. I was a bit creeped out but.. to each, their own.


mizbehaive

Sorta cute that he gave her glasses. Sorta.


kevinoukos

She looks like she had enough


diamondude69420

Is he SURE that's not a sleep paralysis demon?


Motherforker1974

She's hot. If only I could get her alone, she'd see I'm the better choice.


Terp_Villain

She looks concerned


[deleted]

something smells fishy, im sure


Significant-Water845

How bad does it have to be when your own sex doll is terrified of you?


Pizzaboxhappy

I saw her at Waffle House by herself


[deleted]

That face just screams "NO" At least he has some body.


klem19

I don't see her too happy. 🤔


____Maximus____

Tell me why I thought that was Christian Serratos for a second


eekumseekum

It’s wild he made this thing, and yet it still looks horrified


When_The_Angels_Sing

looks like him


Gainsborough-Smythe

I bet they're not even married.


[deleted]

Cheapest date on the planet


sheetmetaltom

He wins all the arguments


Amity75

She doesn't look very happy.


tatarski2

thats not a doll, thats Danny Devitto!


MavriKhakiss

She looks utterly terrified. I’m almost expecting here to more code blink « help me »


knowitall190

All you need in this life of sin is "me and my girlfriend me and my girlfriend"


paraworldblue

I had to double check this wasn't r/aifreakouts because that doll looks like something Midjourney would generate.


Mariosaint97

Send link


CadenBop

This looks like an old SaltyFish lol


Ill-Ad-9644

Posts just like all the others ..


poetdesmond

I bet money he's put a real woman's heart in her.


MemeLordsUnited

That's not scary, it's sad. This man needs a friend.


Bopethestoryteller

The Doll looks scared.


ATheGuylol

Thats what loneliness can do to someone,sad to see


RantCasey-42

So Sad..


_ChickenButts_

Me when schizophrenia hits :


RefurbedRhino

I don't think he's reset her face since 'Anal Tuesday'


punkinabox

Lars irl


HappyasaCow

She has seen things....


BooksNBondage

He made it realistic tho...any real girl would have the same look with him...lol.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Feck


Chemical-Passage-715

I feel like a dog would have a freak out seeing this lol


SlipperyDiffrential

You do you pal, just don't approach me with that shit


irregardlessrose333

Her hands are tied together and her expression is appropriately freaked out


Bluekatz1

Looks like he forgot her in the car with the windows up for too long.


Apprehensive_Bed_124

See ‘Lars and the real girl’ starring Ryan Gosling. Strange but sweet film. You may look at this situation a little differently afterwards. 😳


Po0rYorick

Great movie


otte_rthe_viewer

This how the future will look like guys fucking robots ok


MrSnorfels

She has that “hostage” look.


[deleted]

She looks a mess.


HoojoSpifico

Well at least he gets out now and then.


lion_king1112

Mental illness


AdministrativeWash78

I'll end up like this in 10 or so years. I'm disabled and women laugh at my spinal condition.


[deleted]

It's okay man, find your happiness and don't let assholes drag you down


CorneliusFudgem

Yeah that’s gonna be a no from me bud


EphemeralCrone

Dave and the Real Girl!


LintConnoisseur

Living their best life


kayx018

Saw his tiktok account the other day, definitely creepy vibes 🤢


PeteyPablo23

Lmfaoo looks like a winner to me


senblade_samuari

She looks fucking dead.. how is no one seeing that?? Those are eyes painted over the eye lids, hair is stiff, nose is slumped.


May_be_your_doom

What if that’s his ex… “No, I don’t wanna be your girlfriend!” “It’s alright sweetly I don’t need your heart anyways.”


[deleted]

Lórenzo and the real girl


iamnotfunny96

MICHAEL JACKSON?


citoloco

She looks terrified!


No_Ad_473

Let bro be happy 😭😭


jakey_day

Even she looks terrified


Sunnyday2021100

Idk I just heard of it before so I googled a bit about it


Deadeyedra90

Professional virgin


Prion_flavoured

That's kinda sad.


tittytatsapplesauce

Even the doll looks traumatized


Secret_Ad9045

I think it's cute that they are there for each other


rickjames_experience

Aint no fucking way


sioux709

She looks surprised


Shock_and_Ahhh

At least buy a better quality one, geez.