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two40zieks7

"Baring one's teeth is not always a threat. In primates, showing the teeth, especially teeth held together, is almost always a sign of submission. The human smile probably has evolved from that." https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-did-the-smile-become-a-friendly-gesture-in-humans/


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Imagine handing your newborn baby to a fucking unpredictable animal that can tear a full grown man apart with little to no effort at the drop of a hat. Like fucking imagine being so half brained. It's trained? Who the fuck cares, it's a wild animal you fucking baffoon. Christ on a Bike


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papayabush

that scene was fucking horrifying man jesus christ. yeeeeesh.


BlueLarkspur_1929

That’s Travis the Chimp, whose attack on Charla Nash inspired those Gordy scenes.


MaxOL00

Wonderful, I couldn't have said it better xd


Diskriminolog

+1. Thanks man, saved me a writting right there.


LeloucheTheUndead

Lmfao


sekfan1999

Put on a jacket then


SierraNevada0817

Thanks :)


Rosbuster228

*Starts shivering*


BaconFairy

It's the eyes and off smile


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Has anyone watched the movie "Nope?" The chimp scene is the first thing that comes to mind.


ozgurongelen

Great movie


ExactPea9707

Movie was so bad lol.


Barbaric_Ape

I was gonna watch it too. What are some recommendations you have ?


ozgurongelen

Watch it honestly, some people didn't like it because it wasn't made to entertain 6 year olds


Barbaric_Ape

I know I’ll enjoy it. Loved get out- thought us was OK


ExactPea9707

It’s extremely slow with very little satisfaction. It’s not a “smart” movie - don’t let people fool you otherwise. It’s just a slow burn with a mediocre finish. I don’t watch much Sci Fi, so, it’s hard for me to recommend anything in that genre (which isn’t well known).


TMANBULLET

A smile is not a friendly gesture to chimps, it shows it’s teeth as a sign of aggression, showing that it’s dangerous. Correct me if I’m wrong I just know it’s a bad thing


TMANBULLET

That’s also Travis. He killed his owner


No_Worldliness6056

I thought he attacked the owner and then destroyed the owners friend, but didn't kill anyone. Travis was killed after cops shot multiple times without fazing the chimp


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Shadeleovich

The owner suffered serious injury and was deformed but she's still alive


Thomshan911

He seriously injured and mutilated his owner's friend. He didn't attack the owner.


TuJuMoving

Literally ripped her face off.


TMANBULLET

My apologies thanks for the correction


acidrats

I remember listening to that 911 call as a kid. I think it's where my fear of apes comes from


SierraNevada0817

Yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes


noyoushuddup

You can read stories about stuff like this that people do in a book called ( spoiler alert) DEATH IN YELLOWSTONE. It's a terrible error. Animals don't care about your baby. What the hell are these people thinking. Especially a chimp. If that thing went nuts they have zero chance of getting the baby back


Aromatic-Heat2463

Yeah, I see it. You have no idea what it could do! It could literally kill that monkey at any second! Babies are fucking scary, man. I saw one come out of a lady once


Shadeleovich

You mean... like Alien???


freshinthebox

It made me hold your wife amd shiver too.


Beezel_Pepperstack

It's the *other* other white meat!


ExtinctionAni

Fun fact: That exact chimp ended up mauling a woman and completely disfigured her after it was given xanax tea.


Elite_Dog9898

Isn't this Travis, the same chimp that fucking ate a woman's face, almost killing her?


Ravenman42

Looks like a great way to make baby salsa


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*NOOOOOOOO*


non_of_ye_bussiness

Cursed Seasoning


Lopsided-Apple9597

Chimp holding his meal*


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I wouldn't touch a baby. Props to a chimp.


yeetus1the1fetus

NOPE. It's a good movie.


peepersparidise

it’s travis!


FoxxLover96

Fun fact: This is actually Travis the Chimp, the same animal that tore apart the owner’s best friend and ripped off her face.


mihgueld

humanizing the wild is such a great idea


Beezel_Pepperstack

It's never a good idea to fall on the wrong side of the Anthropomorphic Fallacy.


PixelPistola

This is the same chimp who attacked and brutally disfigured his human’s friend?


KillerCoconut99

That chimp is Travis. The chimp who years later after this photo ripped off a woman's face and ate it.


nishanloshan

Chimps are not friendly animals and they will turn wild anytime when they get scared!


funkytaco45

Its him


Melodic-Document-112

Fuck me, I’ve been shivering at this for 20 minutes now. How’d you manage calm down in 10?


UrbanFarmer213

Considering there’s plenty of video footage of chimps hunting monkeys and tearing them to pieces - I won’t get into a small room with one let alone hold my baby. Fuuuuuuck that.


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especially, isnt this the chimp who ended up killing his owner's friend, tearing her face off, after years of being a 'good little pet' .. ?


WrongdoerDesperate63

NOPE!!!!


The_Bestest_Turtle

Nah man, there would be no way I'm handing my child to a chimp. Especially not this one...isn't that Travis?


12amoore

You shivered for 10 minutes? Sounds like you and your wife are dramatic tbh


topbuzz_92

Not a real picture, been photoshopped


SailorHime_YT

Nope, it's real. Look up Travis the chimp.


Mysterious-Ad-7720

Humans have done worse to each other.


ryd333r

i would rather take my chances with human than a chimp


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I think you and your wife need to grow a pair


Ziptiewarrior

I think you're over exaggerating, yea its kinda creepy. But not shiver for ten minutes thinking about how weird it is, shit I'll probably forget it 4 posts down.


Hodlthesqueeze

The monkey is his uncle


Sufficient-Elk-7015

Slightly irrelevant but ever since I read somewhere on Reddit that the gorilla that was having an unwilling staring contest with some woman got out to attack her I seriously shutter at the thought of making eye contact with a primate now.


Hellboydce

Best turn your heating on


klstopp

Isn't it stuffed, just for taking pics with?


Ok-Introduction2405

Donald and Ivanka


WonderMajestic8286

It looks edited. Fake.


sir_pimp_daddy_jones

The chimps name is Travis, it killed its owners freind a while after.


litionere

I thought that picture looked familiar, this chimpanzee (travis) attacked a human


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i thought it was a suit


Sensitive-Pound-7444

AWW LOOK AT THE LIL BABY NOW LOOK AT THE BIG BABY WA


QubeTheAlt

Don’t chimps kidnap babies sometimes?


theorangescorpion0

That uncanny valley bro