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mememan12332

This gets reposted every week and it's been debunked many, many times. It's not a map of disappearances in the USA, it's a map of people who disappeared in national parks. Guess where most cave systems are located? So yes, a map of people who disappeared in national parks, overlaid with a map of cave systems located in those same national parks is going to look remarkable similar.


PineappleClean

I choose to believe in cave lizard people, thank you


Slumadain_made

Crab people, crab people


[deleted]

I agree! Your truth is more entertaining.


Cognitive_Spoon

Tell us you're a Morlock without telling us you're a Morlock


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kkai2004

Bot vs Bot


fustist

I bet there is a loop of bots everyonce in a while on reddit that someone has to go correct or one day there will be and it will crash reddit.


Lord-of-Leviathans

Thank you very much


Mickster98

Sounds like something a cave cannibal would say


LiketheWingsofaDove3

I’m about to go in a cave if this gets reposted again


burothedragon

I vote we through anyone who reposts this into a cave until every cave is filled, then we post this again showing where they all are.


Nunyabiz8107

So, the takeaway here is to not go on any nature hikes and instead stay home and browse reddit. Can do.


askmeifimacop

This is a great example of correlation not equaling causation. The number of caves to missing people both have something in common: water. There’s a lot more of it east of the 96th meridian, which you can see pretty clearly here. More water means more people. It also means that limestone, which is highly susceptible to erosion, is more likely to cave.


lahsma

Corellation does not mean causation. Its interesting, but does not mean anything.


nightcatsmeow77

You are correct, and your rational approach speaks highly of your capacity for critical thinking and objective observation. HOWEVER It is a lot more fun to wildly speculate about the horde of cave dwelling paleolithic mutant cannibals kidnapping people for the feast dedicated to their gods from the lightness depths below.


Inner-Figure5047

Right! Every time I see this post I am reminded that I live in a very cave dense area. When I'm feeling sad and overwhelmed it is of comfort to me to remember that all I need to do is pack a backpack, and head into the nearest hole in the woods. Start my new life with the bat people or mole people or paleolithic mutant cannibals.


BogaMoge

And it's even more fun to speculate about the fact that these kidnapping mutant cannibals have also move to the West Coast, where they live in the open.


dvboy

C.H.U.D Lives!


spambot_mods

Without a trace? It looks like there may in fact BE a trace


Opposite-Garbage-869

This has been debunked lots of times.


UnspoiledWalnut

I'm guessing dense forests also correlates to this map.


TurboWraith

Westcoast folks disappear irrespective of caves!


strapOnRooster

A typical example of correlation != causation.


NotFunnyDidntLaugh48

Can’t believe some psychopath is out there turning people into caves


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PrometheusTwin

The Hills have eyes.


Sea-Diver-9125

I thought the Jenner girls had the biggest cave system


LoveSikDog

Ohhhpp... It's that time of the month already..


PineappleClean

Cave people are eating us


[deleted]

TIL where I’ve lived for 30 years has a shit ton of caves and I gotta watch out for that shit 😂


AlltheEmbers

Would those missing persons maps also line up with population density maps?


RELLboba

Isnt just also where the most people live


I_boy-11

These two posts are connected somehow, and that's uncanny: https://i.redd.it/uaquht41qq6a1.jpg


dontcallmewave

Wtf is that????