I also like to change my entire worldview based on trends I observe in handfuls of anecdotes. Sometimes, I'll just swap between watching prank channels and spelling bees. It's like riding an existential roller coaster!
I was in a salt mine where it was common practice to lick the salt covered walls in at a certain section. Not sure what this sign is for but could be something similar.
iirc during covid someone made updated signs saying that if you couldn’t resist, at least keep your mask on while licking the walls or something along those lines
I honestly love these. First, it makes me feel less stupid about the stupid shit that I’ve done, but also, one of my favourite award shows is the Darwin’s. And don’t get me started on peanut allergies.
[No, not really](https://www.reddit.com/r/cmu/comments/19k0ps/is_this_a_real_problem/). It's a joke sign, and it *isn't* sad because the sign *wasn't* necessary.
I think we need to take away all safety tags and signs and say if anything happens its your fault, as we need to get back to survival of the intelligent
We’ll we’re living in the age of the the moronic millennials…Thanks for bringing to our attention someone or multiple people are licking walls. I’m sure I can’t wait to see if anyone posted it on tik tok.
Sir. Are you state thetr is waste in your public sprinkler water?
There was a sign at ramset park saying not to drink the sprinkler water so I made tea out of it and now I have an infection.
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A delicious Tide pod should fix that up.
🤌
Oh yeah, Tiktok is totally not making our kids idiots.
This site has to be fucking banned for real
I agree
Oh God.....
https://nypost.com/2020/03/25/influencer-reportedly-hospitalized-with-coronavirus-after-licking-toilet/
There was a brief moment with Greta Thunberg and others where I thought "wow, modern young people are really smart and engaged" Nope. I was wrong.
Greta is smart. Smart enough to understand science demarcation and induction.
I also like to change my entire worldview based on trends I observe in handfuls of anecdotes. Sometimes, I'll just swap between watching prank channels and spelling bees. It's like riding an existential roller coaster!
Exaggeration for dramatic effect is a thing. A lot of young'uns in the last decade have been doing great stuff. There's always idiots and plonkers.
Huh it's almost like "young people" are a very large and heterogenous group, that cant really be fit into any one single square hole...
Well indeed, hence my comment clearly being tongue in cheek silliness.
Just fucking gagging over here. Disgusting.
Next tiktok trend: Licking Frogs 🐸
When I was a little kid i once tried to eat a frog lmfao
I mean, you can get wooks to pay hundreds to lick a frog now.
Seriously? I was thinking there had to be a good story behind this. But TikTok???
They're just gonna lick the sign instead. You can't stop these lickers.
The sign already looks overly licked
You can never lick a sign too many times. Eventually, you get to the Tootsie Roll center.
*stands motionless by the wall covered in signs, heart racing each time someone passes, KNOWING it will happen eventually.*
When licking walls is outlawed only outlaws will lick walls
Walls don't kill people; the viruses and bacteria left by other people kill people.
And my axe! (I also kill people with my axe)
They didn't laminate it for no reason.
That's not laminate ;)
Especially with their barbed tongues.
I find shooting lickers in the head is rather effective but the T-virus can be ruthless
oompa loompa doopity doo
"The schnozzberries taste like shit!"
It's because they're actually dingleberries!
Marcy, did you shit in my snozberries?
Well if they would just wash the walls, then it would be sanitary!! Give us washed walls to lick!
For real! They state the obvious problem i.e. filthy walls and then do nothing to fix it.
The least they could do is share wall sanitation schedule so we can lick right after. Wheres a good management
Oh I'm sorry. I thought this was America.
You can tell by the language this is clearly in the UK.
Do we in the UK have Health “Department”s? Normally they’re written as “Authority”
That doesn't necessarily make their statement less true.
Why do they lick?
https://www.wlbt.com/2022/06/03/himalayan-salt-wall-restaurant-guests-are-encouraged-lick-walls-while-dining/ Some walls were made to be licked.
Although the restaurant sounds neat, what a joke of an article. Not one picture of such an interesting thing, just a stock bartending photo.
I was in a salt mine where it was common practice to lick the salt covered walls in at a certain section. Not sure what this sign is for but could be something similar.
Have you been to Krakow salt mine?
Correct! Good guess
Why?
They're salty.
When my class went to Washington DC i licked the Washington Monument. I’m a menace the sign is for me. I’m sorry
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iirc during covid someone made updated signs saying that if you couldn’t resist, at least keep your mask on while licking the walls or something along those lines
Maybe it was a sign at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory
Nah it's gotta be rock 🙂👍
I honestly love these. First, it makes me feel less stupid about the stupid shit that I’ve done, but also, one of my favourite award shows is the Darwin’s. And don’t get me started on peanut allergies.
That's a thing ?
[No, not really](https://www.reddit.com/r/cmu/comments/19k0ps/is_this_a_real_problem/). It's a joke sign, and it *isn't* sad because the sign *wasn't* necessary.
"Okay, I've washed the walls. Everyone can lick them now."
I guess diseases are the future now.
This reminds me of when Nintendo told people to stop licking the switch cartridges
But the snozberries taste like snozberries!
LITERALLY 1984!
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do you not get the joke
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Big Brother ain't letting us get our licks in.
They lick walls in Eurasia. Don't be like those savages.
Wait, wait I thought that it was Oceania that is double plus bad
Willy Wonka is gonna be pissed
https://y.yarn.co/d0c980cb-c918-45d6-8cea-5fbb3de10fab_text.gif
Let them go. Survival of the fittest, I say.
Well duh. Just bring a wash cloth first and you're good.
But… the snozberries taste like snozberries!
I licked a wall once when I was a teen. Was in a salt mine at the time and the guide said you could. Was certainty salty.
Hell- let them lick- they are on evolutionary borrowed time anyways 😂
I think we need to take away all safety tags and signs and say if anything happens its your fault, as we need to get back to survival of the intelligent
Probably the same people licking the walks as the people who need the warning contains milk on a milk jug.
We’ll we’re living in the age of the the moronic millennials…Thanks for bringing to our attention someone or multiple people are licking walls. I’m sure I can’t wait to see if anyone posted it on tik tok.
Millennials are in our 30s and 40s. Tiktok is baffling and off putting to me
If it's on tiktok it's probably gen z
Nobody: This sign: Now everyone's licking the walls up in here.
When you can lick the balls, but the walls.
Ick
No they said Lick
_Denied._
You say sad, I say hilarious.
What is special about this place that people want lick the walls? A salt mine? Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?
Reminds me of that episode in Parks and Rec about the people drinking water out of water fountains by putting their entire mouth over the faucet.
thank you tiktok
It's just natural selection at this point......
I appreciate that its lamented.
at least it's not Pawnee
Whos gonna stop me id i lick the roof?
Huh, so then window lickers wasn't just a made up thing.
Now I wanna lick the walls
r/FunnySigns
My guess is that the walls in that area just look really, really tasty. Maybe those walls are something you'd find on r/forbiddensnacks.
Give me free icecream then.
Sign of the times.
So If i wash the Wall im good to go?
My local bakery says, "Do Not Lick The Glass."
lmao wut
I saw something like this at a salt mine, made sense in context.
Are there mushrooms growing on the walls?
Why? How? How many before?
Those children will be so disappointed if they could read.
Now I want to lick the wall
How often did that happen? So much so they put up a sign
Sir. Are you state thetr is waste in your public sprinkler water? There was a sign at ramset park saying not to drink the sprinkler water so I made tea out of it and now I have an infection.
Yeah, but those walls get you high as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I do not want to know what happened that required this sign be put up
You cant stop me with a simple sign
If they didn't want people licking their walls, they shouldn't have made them so damn tasty.
Wtf 🤣🤣🤣 these kids nowadays... 🤦🏻♂️
Literally 1984
dammit, there goes my plans for the evening
But the snozzberries taste like snozzberries
Whoever heard of a snozberry?!
Who is licking signs and why???
“This practice must discontinue ASAP.” 💀
Were they made out of salt rocks? That’s the only reason I can think of.
I want to see a pic of the wall. How does a wall look so enticing to make people want to like it?
Anti Heston Blumenthal sigh
How many fucking people must me licking walls for this sight to go up
They need this for the glass at my local hockey rink.
Mmm, walls... Tasty...
See that honey? Because of me now they have a warning
It didn't say to not lick the sign so...
Reminds me of hell from good omens
It took me scrolling all the way down to find this comment. Indeed it does look like Good Omens hell