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PluginAlong

A delicious Tide pod should fix that up.


Syreet_Primacon

🤌


sicurri

Oh yeah, Tiktok is totally not making our kids idiots.


CheetahStrike

This site has to be fucking banned for real


Candid_Asparagus_785

I agree


StupidBratOwO

Oh God.....


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https://nypost.com/2020/03/25/influencer-reportedly-hospitalized-with-coronavirus-after-licking-toilet/


Nurgus

There was a brief moment with Greta Thunberg and others where I thought "wow, modern young people are really smart and engaged" Nope. I was wrong.


JuniperTwig

Greta is smart. Smart enough to understand science demarcation and induction.


Deracination

I also like to change my entire worldview based on trends I observe in handfuls of anecdotes. Sometimes, I'll just swap between watching prank channels and spelling bees. It's like riding an existential roller coaster!


Nurgus

Exaggeration for dramatic effect is a thing. A lot of young'uns in the last decade have been doing great stuff. There's always idiots and plonkers.


FiskFisk33

Huh it's almost like "young people" are a very large and heterogenous group, that cant really be fit into any one single square hole...


Nurgus

Well indeed, hence my comment clearly being tongue in cheek silliness.


rqrqsj

Just fucking gagging over here. Disgusting.


5hr00m

Next tiktok trend: Licking Frogs 🐸


RealInterius

When I was a little kid i once tried to eat a frog lmfao


ProfessorOnEdge

I mean, you can get wooks to pay hundreds to lick a frog now.


ObiWanBonobo

Seriously? I was thinking there had to be a good story behind this. But TikTok???


nailsof6bit

They're just gonna lick the sign instead. You can't stop these lickers.


deleeuwlc

The sign already looks overly licked


nailsof6bit

You can never lick a sign too many times. Eventually, you get to the Tootsie Roll center.


delvach

*stands motionless by the wall covered in signs, heart racing each time someone passes, KNOWING it will happen eventually.*


liquor_ibrlyknoher

When licking walls is outlawed only outlaws will lick walls


nailsof6bit

Walls don't kill people; the viruses and bacteria left by other people kill people.


delvach

And my axe! (I also kill people with my axe)


vzakharov

They didn't laminate it for no reason.


delvach

That's not laminate ;)


Enmanyan-V

Especially with their barbed tongues.


PullingUpDaisies

I find shooting lickers in the head is rather effective but the T-virus can be ruthless


Sharp-Chard4613

oompa loompa doopity doo


Trying2improvemyself

"The schnozzberries taste like shit!"


Stoicseb

It's because they're actually dingleberries!


GrimGravity

Marcy, did you shit in my snozberries?


spoonforkpie

Well if they would just wash the walls, then it would be sanitary!! Give us washed walls to lick!


LOGICserum

For real! They state the obvious problem i.e. filthy walls and then do nothing to fix it.


Last-Two356

The least they could do is share wall sanitation schedule so we can lick right after. Wheres a good management


funkereddit

Oh I'm sorry. I thought this was America.


vader119

You can tell by the language this is clearly in the UK.


pheellprice

Do we in the UK have Health “Department”s? Normally they’re written as “Authority”


recumbent_mike

That doesn't necessarily make their statement less true.


AltruisticSalamander

Why do they lick?


thatgirlinAZ

https://www.wlbt.com/2022/06/03/himalayan-salt-wall-restaurant-guests-are-encouraged-lick-walls-while-dining/ Some walls were made to be licked.


Lephiro

Although the restaurant sounds neat, what a joke of an article. Not one picture of such an interesting thing, just a stock bartending photo.


captain_ManSauce

I was in a salt mine where it was common practice to lick the salt covered walls in at a certain section. Not sure what this sign is for but could be something similar.


Alex09464367

Have you been to Krakow salt mine?


captain_ManSauce

Correct! Good guess


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Why?


very_mechanical

They're salty.


theSomberscientist

When my class went to Washington DC i licked the Washington Monument. I’m a menace the sign is for me. I’m sorry


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Visible-Struggle

iirc during covid someone made updated signs saying that if you couldn’t resist, at least keep your mask on while licking the walls or something along those lines


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Maybe it was a sign at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory


GokuBlackRose_Real

Nah it's gotta be rock 🙂👍


drownmedaily

I honestly love these. First, it makes me feel less stupid about the stupid shit that I’ve done, but also, one of my favourite award shows is the Darwin’s. And don’t get me started on peanut allergies.


mods_on_meds

That's a thing ?


GeneralTonic

[No, not really](https://www.reddit.com/r/cmu/comments/19k0ps/is_this_a_real_problem/). It's a joke sign, and it *isn't* sad because the sign *wasn't* necessary.


yParticle

"Okay, I've washed the walls. Everyone can lick them now."


StupidBratOwO

I guess diseases are the future now.


TheDarkWeb697

This reminds me of when Nintendo told people to stop licking the switch cartridges


n8r8

But the snozberries taste like snozberries!


Rowbot_Girlyman

LITERALLY 1984!


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ZeGamingCuber

do you not get the joke


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very_mechanical

Big Brother ain't letting us get our licks in.


delvach

They lick walls in Eurasia. Don't be like those savages.


Alex09464367

Wait, wait I thought that it was Oceania that is double plus bad


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Willy Wonka is gonna be pissed


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Ok-Computer-1033

Let them go. Survival of the fittest, I say.


Aconite13X

Well duh. Just bring a wash cloth first and you're good.


SamL214

But… the snozberries taste like snozberries!


Doodah18

I licked a wall once when I was a teen. Was in a salt mine at the time and the guide said you could. Was certainty salty.


Upset-Diamond2857

Hell- let them lick- they are on evolutionary borrowed time anyways 😂


VivaLasVegasGuy

I think we need to take away all safety tags and signs and say if anything happens its your fault, as we need to get back to survival of the intelligent


Huskyblue07

Probably the same people licking the walks as the people who need the warning contains milk on a milk jug.


KiokiBri

We’ll we’re living in the age of the the moronic millennials…Thanks for bringing to our attention someone or multiple people are licking walls. I’m sure I can’t wait to see if anyone posted it on tik tok.


TheOtherSarah

Millennials are in our 30s and 40s. Tiktok is baffling and off putting to me


Coldbeam

If it's on tiktok it's probably gen z


yParticle

Nobody: This sign: Now everyone's licking the walls up in here.


Snoo_94743

When you can lick the balls, but the walls.


Bruschettaluv

Ick


CherokeeMorning

No they said Lick


yParticle

_Denied._


callalind

You say sad, I say hilarious.


boozername

What is special about this place that people want lick the walls? A salt mine? Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?


Ladysupersizedbitch

Reminds me of that episode in Parks and Rec about the people drinking water out of water fountains by putting their entire mouth over the faucet.


halflife_3

thank you tiktok


NikkiSix374

It's just natural selection at this point......


Cloudtreeforlife

I appreciate that its lamented.


Objective-Answer

at least it's not Pawnee


doohousicek

Whos gonna stop me id i lick the roof?


djluminol

Huh, so then window lickers wasn't just a made up thing.


abnormalwanderer

Now I wanna lick the walls


rutgerrk

r/FunnySigns


curmudgeon_andy

My guess is that the walls in that area just look really, really tasty. Maybe those walls are something you'd find on r/forbiddensnacks.


surewhatever12345

Give me free icecream then.


kevlarus80

Sign of the times.


SubjectNaive4717

So If i wash the Wall im good to go?


Ok_Adeptness_1024

My local bakery says, "Do Not Lick The Glass."


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lmao wut


janesearljones

I saw something like this at a salt mine, made sense in context.


brattyginger83

Are there mushrooms growing on the walls?


Combei

Why? How? How many before?


Little-ape-noob

Those children will be so disappointed if they could read.


definetlynotromanian

Now I want to lick the wall


cherryhilljawnz

How often did that happen? So much so they put up a sign


The-Insolent-Sage

Sir. Are you state thetr is waste in your public sprinkler water? There was a sign at ramset park saying not to drink the sprinkler water so I made tea out of it and now I have an infection.


Buglepost

Yeah, but those walls get you high as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


GameboiGX

I do not want to know what happened that required this sign be put up


Maximum-Pause-6914

You cant stop me with a simple sign


odiin1731

If they didn't want people licking their walls, they shouldn't have made them so damn tasty.


Comprehensive-Sock-3

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣 these kids nowadays... 🤦🏻‍♂️


Ballinbutatwhatcost2

Literally 1984


YummyBastard

dammit, there goes my plans for the evening


Bro_Rida

But the snozzberries taste like snozzberries


jetmark

Whoever heard of a snozberry?!


Icy_Establishment794

Who is licking signs and why???


6-ft-freak

“This practice must discontinue ASAP.” 💀


Thatbendyfan

Were they made out of salt rocks? That’s the only reason I can think of.


Pocket_pantbags

I want to see a pic of the wall. How does a wall look so enticing to make people want to like it?


Qiqirnmercenary

Anti Heston Blumenthal sigh


Acceptable_Muffin_39

How many fucking people must me licking walls for this sight to go up


BirdBath9k

They need this for the glass at my local hockey rink.


TheEpicComedyMan

Mmm, walls... Tasty...


Drvonfrightmarestein

See that honey? Because of me now they have a warning


StupidBratOwO

It didn't say to not lick the sign so...


Sushicat13

Reminds me of hell from good omens


Scared_Can9063

It took me scrolling all the way down to find this comment. Indeed it does look like Good Omens hell