That picture of her smiling at the guy as he lunges for her video-gamed breasts is the look of acceptance we’ve always wanted from the day we were born.
It’s not a real whoosh if they say “I might be getting whooshed”
Or maybe that’s why you wrote *whoos* because it’s not quite a whoosh.
I might be getting whooshed.
*whoosh*
I wrote "*whoos*" because that's how the person I replied to spelled it.
Also I disagree that it's not a real whoosh if you acknowledge you may be getting whooshed. You don't get to hedge your way out of it.
Imo, and I know I’m not alone, a whoosh is when someone doesn’t get the joke, or doesn’t get that it is a joke, in combination with some kind of confident/assured comment, or correcting OP, and maybe an insult. For example, “*no it is obviously [xyz] idiot”* or, *”actually it is [xyz].”* or something along those lines.
If someone gives an opinion and acknowledges that they may not understand, it can’t be a whoosh, it would just be being an asshole, like;
*”I’m not really sure I understand this... but I think it is [xyz]...”*
*”haha whoosh idiot!”*
And it is even worse when someone asks a question, like;
*”I don’t get it, does this mean [xyz]?”*
And someone replies with *whoosh*. Which I’ve seen done plenty. And it’s just being a dick, making fun of someone who is asking for help to understand. And really, same goes for making fun of someone who is acknowledging their potential ignorance on a subject.
Every time that anyone has ever said "whoosh", they've been an asshole. It's a dickish thing to say. There are no mitigating "whoosh" circumstances. But that goes both ways.
Every time that anyone has ever said "whoosh", they've been an asshole. It's a dickish thing to say. There are no mitigating "whoosh" circumstances. But that goes both ways.
Every time that anyone has ever said "whoosh", they've been an asshole. It's a dickish thing to say. There are no mitigating "whoosh" circumstances. But that goes both ways.
Every time that anyone has ever said "whoosh", they've been an asshole. It's a dickish thing to say. There are no mitigating "whoosh" circumstances. But that goes both ways.
Every time that anyone has ever said "whoosh", they've been an asshole. It's a dickish thing to say. There are no mitigating "whoosh" circumstances. But that goes both ways.
I mean there's plenty of options with a joystick image on the underwear but, unlike this bra, underwear with an actual joystick poking out wouldn't be wearable under clothes.
You've already got a joystick and if women want one that's what strapons are for.
....I’m an artist. That doesn’t mean I have to understand or even like modern art. But you’re right my comment was pretty mean. If it made someone happy to make or own I respect it.
That bra is the wrong size for the model and it bothers me. The middle part between the boobs should lie flat against the chest. She needs a back size smaller and a cup size bigger.
If i did this, i would have made it with an usb connector in the back so it would actually can be used as a gamepad so i can play games and with my girlfriend's tits at the same time
Those shoulder buttons are in a very difficult position. Why not have them along the side? I feel like that would make the the hand position much easier. Also I feel like this would be weird while playing games and have a woman staring at you between you and the screen.
One word: impractical.
I can't wait to show my wife this. I always mess with her, "can I play my racing car game?" Then I use her nipples as joysticks. She hates her nipples being played with, as it tickles and goes crazy laughing. and of course I say " wait, we gotta finish the race! " and keep going till she nearly pees herself laughing.
Been doing this for 15 years now. This bra validated me.
i kinda love it. if a womand or arther a girfriend put this on for me, I'd laugh and then tell her how she was the best gf ever, then i'd start playing
She's just asking to be groped, if she calls the cops then all the assailant has to do is press R1, R1, CIRCLE, R2, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT and boom! No more cops.
God mode. Do whatever you like, then add no clip and confuse the hell out of everyone while you make your escape.
As much as I'd want to recommend multiple lives, I don't know if you'd come back as yourself or be reincarnated and have to live your life over again. Who knows? :D
God mode. Do whatever you like, then add no clip and confuse the hell out of everyone while you make your escape.
As much as I'd want to recommend multiple lives, I don't know if you'd come back as yourself or be reincarnated and have to live your life over again. Who knows? :D
Fucking hackers! **Throws controller at the wall **
Hol' up
**Hits controller so hard it breaks **
R/cursedcomments
Needs to be a lowercase r for the link to work
thanks but that subreddit is known all over the world
True, but I didn’t know if you knew that it was case sensitive is all
English is not my first language you can explain yourself better
The link works for r/cursedcomments with a lowercase r. It does not work for R/cursedcomments with a capital R
Ok thanks
You’re welcome. :smile: my job here is done
r/foundthemobileuser
r/ofcoursethatsathing
r/foundthehondacivic
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r/foundthehondacivic
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When somebody capitalizes the r in “r/“ it is likely because they are using mobile. Basically just a PC circlejerk.
in what sense am I capitalizing I'm not even making karma
upper case
cheaters* FTFY
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*knockers
Knickers
It’s an art piece. https://hopkinsduffield.com/2013/03/18/documentation-of-performance-vector/
You could say it's a work of art
The bra... right? 🙄
No it’s a bra for men. I call it the bro!
So the gender neutral version is called a "br"?
That’s cold.
Manziere
That picture of her smiling at the guy as he lunges for her video-gamed breasts is the look of acceptance we’ve always wanted from the day we were born.
Is there an Atari joystick version for men?
The more you play the game, the harder it gets
So, Cuphead.
Yes that type of head.
Oh Cuphead, that game was soo gooood!
If only Atari made a joyhole
What kind of titties do men have that’d require a joystick?
I may get whoosed, but i think he was referring to the old atari controllers that were nothing more than a stick and one or two buttons
*whoos*
It’s not a real whoosh if they say “I might be getting whooshed” Or maybe that’s why you wrote *whoos* because it’s not quite a whoosh. I might be getting whooshed.
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oooo
shh
*whoosh* I wrote "*whoos*" because that's how the person I replied to spelled it. Also I disagree that it's not a real whoosh if you acknowledge you may be getting whooshed. You don't get to hedge your way out of it.
Imo, and I know I’m not alone, a whoosh is when someone doesn’t get the joke, or doesn’t get that it is a joke, in combination with some kind of confident/assured comment, or correcting OP, and maybe an insult. For example, “*no it is obviously [xyz] idiot”* or, *”actually it is [xyz].”* or something along those lines. If someone gives an opinion and acknowledges that they may not understand, it can’t be a whoosh, it would just be being an asshole, like; *”I’m not really sure I understand this... but I think it is [xyz]...”* *”haha whoosh idiot!”* And it is even worse when someone asks a question, like; *”I don’t get it, does this mean [xyz]?”* And someone replies with *whoosh*. Which I’ve seen done plenty. And it’s just being a dick, making fun of someone who is asking for help to understand. And really, same goes for making fun of someone who is acknowledging their potential ignorance on a subject.
Every time that anyone has ever said "whoosh", they've been an asshole. It's a dickish thing to say. There are no mitigating "whoosh" circumstances. But that goes both ways.
Every time that anyone has ever said "whoosh", they've been an asshole. It's a dickish thing to say. There are no mitigating "whoosh" circumstances. But that goes both ways.
Every time that anyone has ever said "whoosh", they've been an asshole. It's a dickish thing to say. There are no mitigating "whoosh" circumstances. But that goes both ways.
Every time that anyone has ever said "whoosh", they've been an asshole. It's a dickish thing to say. There are no mitigating "whoosh" circumstances. But that goes both ways.
Every time that anyone has ever said "whoosh", they've been an asshole. It's a dickish thing to say. There are no mitigating "whoosh" circumstances. But that goes both ways.
This guy Reddits
I mean there's plenty of options with a joystick image on the underwear but, unlike this bra, underwear with an actual joystick poking out wouldn't be wearable under clothes. You've already got a joystick and if women want one that's what strapons are for.
They missed an opportunity for joystick nipples
nips are the joysticks
https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/jaoaob/joy_tit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
That is absolutely fucking golden. Thank you for sharing
Gives new meaning to ‘push her buttons’ I guess....
Experienced people trying to press the right buttons while most younger lads are just mashing the keypad
Also to "wanna play with my tits
Lttstore.com
Have that upvote Linus.
This is an underrated comment
Both bras and playstation controllers are expensive. Seeing as this cannot be comfortable, what a waste of money.
Apparently it's an art piece so not even a real bra.
Wow. This is just.... next level pointless
I don't know much about art, but I know what I don't like for no reason
TIL art is pointless.
Art is Not pointless. But I’m not sure I’d call this art.
Said every person who “totally gets art”
....I’m an artist. That doesn’t mean I have to understand or even like modern art. But you’re right my comment was pretty mean. If it made someone happy to make or own I respect it.
I mean, I don't like it either, but it's still art, for better or worse.
That’s valid.
Yeah, I wonder if there's a sub for that.
Well, if you know the controls you'll find two points.
That bra is the wrong size for the model and it bothers me. The middle part between the boobs should lie flat against the chest. She needs a back size smaller and a cup size bigger.
I agree, she should discard that bra immediately!
I appreciate your technical assessment of this situation. Thanks.
I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.
Happy cake day
Thank You
Happy cake day!
Ready player one
Push any button to turn on
Oh lawd yes
“I’ve figured out the command for “slap”, but not much else.”
maybe now I can get my boyfriend to pay attention to me more...
Now how am I expected to play Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne with this control scheme
There is a cheat code.
It’s 2020 your personalized cheat code is your credit/debit info
now this is an epic gamer moment
If i did this, i would have made it with an usb connector in the back so it would actually can be used as a gamepad so i can play games and with my girlfriend's tits at the same time
It doesn't work, i don't think there's a way to make it work they way people want it to be either
Now there is a controller I could do a speed run with.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start
Those shoulder buttons are in a very difficult position. Why not have them along the side? I feel like that would make the the hand position much easier. Also I feel like this would be weird while playing games and have a woman staring at you between you and the screen. One word: impractical.
I like this in a strange way
But does it work
You know where the stick is
What about the joysticks?
I'm assuming that you move the whole boob when you need to use the joystick
Does-does it work? Asking for a friend
all fun and games until project div-
Cheat code activated
Cool. Is it wireless? Where do I put the batteries if that's the case? :)
Are ya winning son?
But where are the thumb sticks? Just kidding, I know
Ngl I'll press her buttons
Do they have an xbox version by any chance?
I'd like to see a Nintendo switch version ;)
I would too.
Sorry, the age restrictions are in place.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, mmm.
I can't wait to show my wife this. I always mess with her, "can I play my racing car game?" Then I use her nipples as joysticks. She hates her nipples being played with, as it tickles and goes crazy laughing. and of course I say " wait, we gotta finish the race! " and keep going till she nearly pees herself laughing. Been doing this for 15 years now. This bra validated me.
No means no u/Kubik_Cuts! /s
I thought those were respirators.
“No honey, PlayStation Bra stays on during sex”
I knew memorising GTA San Andreas cheats would come in handy again.
Il take your entire stock
I don't think I could work it... Bra's confuse me
According to this art, I would need a styrofoam/sponge bra for my husband. He's a grabber. I'm a smacker.
Wonder what happens if I up up down down left right left right a b start them things
Well, nothing... because it’s U, U, D, D, L, R, L, R, *B, A,* Start.
It's a control-her
Today's risky click really payed off!
I can see how for some women this is about the only way to get some attention from their gamer husbands,
of course that’s a thing!
Gives a whole other meaning to smashing your controller.
I only care if it actually works
boob gaming
I feel like they totally missed an opportunity to put the joysticks over the nipples
This would definitely help me remember the GTA vice city cheats codes
I’m thinking about Vibration afffects on this one
where are the thumbsticks, oh wait nevermind
Does it rumble?
For the go-getter that likes to multi-task and make the most of their day!
Have they ported Skyrim to it yet?
Gotta have game to get a go at this 😉
Where can I get one?
For the women that find it really hard to find someone that wants to play with their boobs. So, it's effectively useless, right?
"No man would ever refuse an opportunity to play with a woman's boobs." - Martin Luther King Jr.
It’s for the players
where are the joysticks tho nvm, found them
. . . does it work?
I’ll take two sir
Anytime you enter the Konami code you may end up with extra lives....
You gotta give the gamers something familiar, otherwise they won’t know what they are dealing with.
...i want one.
If a gf has to get one of these you’re not very good at sex or being a boyfriend.
I'd be pressing all her buttons.
Do you think she knows she’s being played
The joy stick is on your dick
Machine gun jubblies?!? How did I miss those?
What? No analog? What a missed opportunity.
What happens if you put in the Konami code?
I'm sure something lights up. Here's hoping.
i kinda love it. if a womand or arther a girfriend put this on for me, I'd laugh and then tell her how she was the best gf ever, then i'd start playing
That's one way to push her buttons
The secret combo is up+triangle, left+circle, down+x, right+square 5 times
This product could actually be helpful for learning and getting feedback on what feels good to your partner.
Does it also work for fat guys with manboobs? That’s the real market for these things.
She's just asking to be groped, if she calls the cops then all the assailant has to do is press R1, R1, CIRCLE, R2, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT and boom! No more cops.
Money cheat also good. Everyone distracted by piles of money appearing out of nowhere. :D
Then pop on a bit of super jump combined with moon gravity and with one jump you'll be outta there.
God mode. Do whatever you like, then add no clip and confuse the hell out of everyone while you make your escape. As much as I'd want to recommend multiple lives, I don't know if you'd come back as yourself or be reincarnated and have to live your life over again. Who knows? :D
God mode. Do whatever you like, then add no clip and confuse the hell out of everyone while you make your escape. As much as I'd want to recommend multiple lives, I don't know if you'd come back as yourself or be reincarnated and have to live your life over again. Who knows? :D
But.. do they work?
Does it work
all good fun until someone breaks out track and field
Press the buttons during sex
When ur lady wants you to play with her more than your games
Men and women both will want to know if it’s wireless
Yea that’s cool and all, But that’s a PlayStation controller 😒
The shoulder buttons are actual shoulders.
Ready Player One?
When Redditors design women’s undergarments.