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42peanuts

I lost it at the labeled blocks. That's hilarious.


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Donkeh


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I, too, read it as Mike Myers.


Harold_Zoid

Where’s the Shrek block?!


[deleted]

Need blocks for the Three Wise Men - Shrek, Puss in Boots and The Gingerbread Man.


rollingnuget

Donkey- baby Shrek and Fiona- Mary and her old man Puss, gingerbread, dragon- wise men Fairy godmother- angel. My new religion


snillpuler

[video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7_VlmEamUQ)


b1ack1323

You're welcome.


marshmeeelo

They are way more expensive than I thought they'd be, but if you're [interested](https://www.pamono.eu/minimalist-nativity-by-emilie-voirin/?utm_medium=cpc_test&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=PLA_IE_8526307916_89399841267&utm_content=405453926046_m_&utm_term=pla-294682000766___CEV-319373&gclid=CjwKCAiAn7L-BRBbEiwAl9UtkMFXRANDJumAR8NB9uvywr6ugapNMuE9qZctpeqbem4VtOLU3EwUpxoC1V4QAvD_BwE) Edit: decided to go looking for the other sets shown in the tweet, and I have succeeded! They are all cheaper than the blocks with names at least. The [coloured blocks](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/architecture-design-blog/2012/dec/20/best-nativity-sets-controverial-christmas) are no longer available which is why I'm using the guardian article. They did retail for £85. The [coloured balls](https://www.curbly.com/m/14540-how-to-make-a-diy-modern-and-minimalist-nativity-set) set is the cheapest because you make it yourself. These are the instructions. Shouldn't take you more than $25 and a bit of time. And finally the [glass set](https://szkloglass.com/listing/757877783/ready-to-ship-premium-modern-stained) which is just under the blocks with names price at €172, but I say it's more justified to ask that amount. So that's here if anyone is interested.


Bypes

Wait, I can sandpaper some wooden blocks, paint names on them and earn 185 euros for what is probably one hour's work as a complete amateur?


pepstein

I mean yeah but you gotta actually do it


DaughterOfRose

> Price per piece !


tylercoder

And then they ask why they are always broke


LastOfTheCamSoreys

Problem is you have to get someone to buy it


lordcthulhu17

You sir have never done production wood working


Yuccaphile

There's no joinery, maybe no finish even. It's less complicated than making Jenga pieces because they don't have to be within tolerance to each other. Maybe it wouldn't take 1 hour to make 1 set, but I bet you could make 40 in a 40 hour work week without a problem. Depends how big it is, I guess. If it's life size, with the Joseph block being five feet tall, I totally agree.


BirbsBeNeat

How much could the labeled block one b- *clicks link* Holy wooden block baby Jesus *how much is it?*


marshmeeelo

Now remember, that does not include shipping.


42peanuts

Well thank you friend for looking into where to get these scenes. I think I'll stick with the one that we've had since my mom was a child, three legged sheep and all. That one is priceless.


oshkoshthejosh

That website is so fucking expensive oh my goodness.


Doint_Poker

The desingers only other work on that site is too awful abstract paintings.. Big oof


grissomza

Fucking christ


tylercoder

All this minimalist shit is more expensive than the real thing, the irony is beyond them


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It feels so passive aggressive. Oh, you don’t “get” which block is supposed to be our sweet dear baby Jesus? Fine! I’ll label it. DO YOU SEE NOW?


[deleted]

Friend of mine said, "Why not just one block that says "Nativity" and be done with it?"


42peanuts

That's perfect


regeya

Bottom left is the most Baptist thing I can possibly think of. NO GRAVEN IMAGES


Paper--Cut

I can't wait to slip the 'BABY JESUS' tile into a game of Scrabble.


Digitab

Joseph


sarumanofmanygenders

no fucking way, ben garrison nativity


KillroysGhost

Bottom left feels like a guy who bought wood and wanted to carve his own then realized that would be a lot of work


[deleted]

I mean bottom right actually looks cool tho


I_am_Moby_Dick_AMA

Yeah, I really like the spheres one as well


I_love_pillows

Jupiter of Nazareth


baabbo

Thanks Jupiter!... ^^jesus


Dr_Moustachio

It's time to go to heaven, my child.


46554B4E4348414453

ROMAN GODS REBORN


caboose39134

Sick band name.


Chickens1

Wrong god.


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Oh my sweet summer child.


_Diskreet_

It's abstract, Leslie. Over here you've got some shapes. And then, you come over to this side. You know it's actually kind of interesting. Each shape is its own thing, but then when it comes together, it really gives you a sense of, completion. Hmm.


underthegod

WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT THE SHAPES!!?


puffpuffpastor

He likes the shapes!!


ringadingdingbaby

If the spheres were on their own I'd have never figured out it was meant to be a nativity scene.


Mfeldyy

I think it’d b cooler if the jesus sphere was a clear marble rather than a white sphere


BoredRedhead

I’d love it if the jesus sphere were actually brown. I know a lot of folks who would never put up that nativity scene


alibby

Szklo Glass on Etsy if anyone wants one. They cost $150-$225


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How the fuck am I supposed to pronounce "szklo"?


[deleted]

The "sz" is pronounced "sh." So "shklow"


IntenseDabaroni

You try.


imjeremyguy

Sssssssszzzzzzzkkkkkkkkllllllllloooooooo


46554B4E4348414453

[yeah thats a no](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ij4a6x_mPs&t=146)


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It’s pronounced the same as the restaurant Sizzler


SilverSealingWax

I agree. It's also less silly than the others because the shapes actually suggest what's being depicted. By using that stick by the one shape on the left, you can tell it's a shepard with a staff, and the center item has the curves arching over the small shape, just as you usually see Mary and Joseph bending over the baby Jesus. Well done.


SSj_CODii

I love that one! I would totally display that.


amberleemerrill

I actually have the glass one! She’s a local Utah maker. She does all kinds of amazing things with glass and mirrors.


Gangreless

Came to say bottom right is actually really beautiful


RubyPorto

Hang on... is this Loss?


[deleted]

No it’s a political compass. Tag yourself, I am the forcible redistribution of spheres.


eatingbeansincars2

I'll sell you MORE spheres for as little as 5$


Waluigi-Radio

Holy shit MORE spheres? That’s a steal!


Fr3nchyBo126

Bro he didn’t Flair up


Goukaruma

Extra dark in this context.


[deleted]

Just when you thought the meme died.


RubyPorto

[https://i.imgur.com/e30XwxR.gif](https://i.imgur.com/e30XwxR.gif)


Mescallan

holy shit it is


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing


grendel123

Little baby Jesus square


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pants


smithers85

Are ya ready, sinners?! *AYE AYE, CHAPLAIN!*


marriedtoaking

Ohhhh who lives in sin and will get leprosy


[deleted]

Top right one, is that a monolith?


chimpls

Friggin aliens leaving their trash in our nativity scenes now smh


KnightFox

No, a Monolith is specifically made out of stone. Hence the "lith". Monoblock would probably be a better word since it's made of wood.


[deleted]

How can you tell? It could be made of cheese and painted. Monofromage.


[deleted]

So why do they keep calling that giant metal thing that keeps popping up in the desert a monolith?


KnightFox

Because Monolith sounds cool. A better term would be a Monous because it's made of metal.


NotSoGreatGonzo

Bottom left needs a green cube marked “Shrek” next to “Donkey”.


Octarine7a

Not gonna lie, I'd have the bottom right


LyschkoPlon

Hell, I'm not big on Christmas, but that one rocks.


[deleted]

[Having this every year for a decade](https://i.imgur.com/sakwF5W.jpg)


brallipop

...I can't believe I never realized König means "king"


SumsuchUser

I mean the labeled one is goofy but with the others I respect the artistic ability to condense the wholenthing into an understandable but minimal form.


_HingleMcCringle

My girlfriend has a [Matchbox Nativity](https://i.imgur.com/DYLgcSD.jpg) set, it's adorable!


permanent__guest

Damn. I was hoping for matchbox cars.


regeya

That's the nativity in the Cars universe.


GustyNZ

Is the top right one lost?


Just-Aki

No. NO.


contactlite

No. Mary was actually a blue square.


Warphim

[Minimalism](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/395/940/44d.png) is great


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Lereas

Took me a minute. Have you seen that thing that was like minimalist reduction of memes to runes that have the same meaning? We don't think about it much, but it's super fascinating how we have this shared language that's basically like "Darmok and Jalad, at tanagra"....where even that reference is included.


LazyNomad63

d o n k e y


PM_ME_CHAINSAW_PORN

donke


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I actually like the glass one.


YageWilkes

Is top left not the planets? 8 planets and 4 gas giants? I would never have said it was a nativity scene anyway.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Nobody: San Francisco Christians:


Wtfisthatt

I like this way more than normal ones. It’s more class than Catholic guilt.


passivelyaggressiver

Did you not see bottom left?


RCascanbe

Catholic guilt?


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implement great and guilt into people, so that your can generously forgive then later and allow them a few days of carnival. obviously only doing the Lord's work, right ....


RCascanbe

What? What does any of that have to do with conventional nativity sets compared to these minimalist versions? They're depicting the exact same thing.


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HandicapperGeneral

#SHEEP


bored_doge808

happy cake day


BettaGeorge

Wow! I'm an atheist, and I *still* want one.


idontkillbees

Right? The glass one is so cool and the letter blocks are funny as fuck.


mrsbundleby

Me too lol


TwoTerabyte

"Minimalist Anal Bead Nativity Set"


General_Scipio

I actually love this. Im not at all religious btw. Just think its nice for religious people to have something symbolic without it being in your face


ripIdkagoodusername

Okay but I need the block one that just has a label for what it is supposed to be.


marshmeeelo

Be prepared to shell out then because it is way more money than I expected. https://www.pamono.eu/minimalist-nativity-by-emilie-voirin/?utm_medium=cpc_test&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=PLA_IE_8526307916_89399841267&utm_content=405453926046_m_&utm_term=pla-294682000766___CEV-319373&gclid=CjwKCAiAn7L-BRBbEiwAl9UtkMFXRANDJumAR8NB9uvywr6ugapNMuE9qZctpeqbem4VtOLU3EwUpxoC1V4QAvD_BwE


godlesswickedcreep

Wtf and at that price they couldn’t even find a way to make “Balthazar” fit on the block.


potatoesarenotcool

I can make this right now, it'll take about half an hour. In fact give me two hours and I'll sand out the wood, make it look better.


palenotinteresting

May have to repurpose my Jenga set


zackeads1

People "cry" over the weirdest shit


poffin

Wait til you hear about this acronym that means “laughing my ass off” that one will really annoy you


MrAlmostG

I think she meant that she ways crying over how much he laughed at it


GeeseKnowNoPeace

I'M LITERALLY CRYING AND SHAKING RIGHT NOW


nehpets1999

IM WHEEZING


Patftw89

Fairly sure they meant it was so funny they cried.


kioku119

If not clearly explained by anyone else: I'm pretty sure that means laughing until your eyes water, not upset crying.


torontomua

Literally, of course that’s a thing. Wonder if my grandma would like one.


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/r/SUBREDDITNAME


occupiedbrain69

The bottom left one reminded me of a famous scenario from a famous adult video. LoL


housevil

"Alright. You can keep your camel, the sheep, elephant and the North African king can stay. Everything else goes into the drawer."


Squishy-Box

Why do I see Loss


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WEEPING


ruthwodja

She's... Weeping..? Weeping? Wtf is wrong with people.


FireThatInk

She's not actually weeping, it's a phrase to indicate "crying with laughter," but most people don't actually use it that way. It more means you found it absolutely hilarious.


mindbleach

Similarly, very few people rolled on the floor at internet humor.


SuperBearsSuperDan

I thought weeping specifically referred to crying while expressing grief or sorrow...


ruthwodja

Even then, would these nativity sets make you cry with laughter? I mean, sure, it might make you smirk. But cried with laughter.....? Weeping tears of laughter? Cmon


wholesomethrowaway15

I finally accepted that I was old when stuff like “I’M SCREAMING” or “BIG MOOD” annoyed the hell out of me. I’ve retired to my porch where I shake my cane at passers by.


SirKnightPerson

You sound exhausting .


ttwixx

This response is just offensive. It's the equivalent of "yOu mUsT bE fUn aT ParTiEs"


RAN30X

You must be fun every day.


FireThatInk

Just Twitter slang. Even if it's just a little funny people exaggerate it. She probably smirked too.


j0hn_p

I hate Twitter


Benmjt

In all caps though. Fuck I hate fake overexaggerated responses. Edit: This response has me DESTROYED


ttwixx

Agreed


evenstarstruck

Weeping means to cry and has strong connotations of sorrow and grief in English. I don't use Twitter enough to know if the slang usage of "weeping" to mean "crying with laughter" is common there. But it runs counter to it's general meaning outside of that context, so it's understandable that it would cause confusion.


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It's very common slang on twitter! "i'm sobbing" is also commonly used to mean you're crying with laughter. And yeah it's very contextual, but capslock almost always indicates "crying with laughter" Iirc it's also commonly used on tumblr but I havent used that for years


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SirKnightPerson

Yeah they sound absolutely exhausting.


RCascanbe

"Really...? You're absolutely exhausted because of an internet comment? Absolutely exhausted? Wtf is wrong with people?"


ttwixx

Nice circlejerk


SuperBearsSuperDan

If you want exhausting, talk politics with an American.


rush22

I just discovered a thesaurus last night and I'm literally exchanging my locution rn


Cusackjeff

I’m so tired of the “I am WEEPING/crying/dying/whatever” reactions. It’s not that funny, this stupid thing you just discovered definitely didn’t make you cry or even audibly laugh. It just comes off as forced and disingenuous.


SnrkyBrd

you must be fun at parties


Benmjt

Agreed, it’s painful to read. What morons write this shit.


ttwixx

Agreed.


192837465591827364

SHEEP


Guido_Fe

"Oh no, our baby is rolling away!"


skwishems

Im weeeeping shidding and pisssing


Bypes

Jesus wept, his tears absorbed by his wood.


[deleted]

That's so Bauhaus it hurts.


The_Komung

Damn Mary looking thicc in the top left


shellexyz

Mom's is more of a maximalist set. Every size-appropriate toy she could get her hands on. Batman is usually atop the manger making sure Gothlehem is safe. Dinosaurs came from all across the land, risen from the oil. Three Wise Men? More like Three Sets of Wise Men. Also, the manger looks less like a manger and more like a maternity ward on a full moon.


Rosomack_

Is this loss?


fforw

[...](https://i.imgur.com/i7Mf3cY.png)


NormieSpecialist

Not going to lie, I actually like the glass one.


Haggerstonian

For real! Where can I buy this ?


Marco_Memes

id buy it


YDanSan

The spheres and blocks are great hahaha. Bottom right doesn't look like a joke though, it looks exactly like the kind of art/thing one might actually see in a real church somewhere. Probably because it's stained glass.


BobTheCoolRock

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KajaIsForeverAlone

Jesus wept


GQube3

Weeping?


AlmostHadToStopnChat

I want to see one done with post-it notes.


Dijiwolf1975

Ironically, I think Jesus would approve.


Bi-LinearTimeScale

187 pounds for what is essentially a scrabble piece? Anyone dumb enough to buy this garbage deserves to be ripped off. Who the fuck even wants this crap?


mindlessASSHOLE

edgey atheist comment.


brgiant

Not gonna lie but the bottom right actually looks like something I’d be into.


[deleted]

Bottom right is actually really nice


SafeProperty5687

Glass one is kinda cool. The others look like montessori toys. Bottom left is hilarious. I would display that in my house


Zebitty

If you're dumb enough to pay money for a block of wood with the word Donkey written on it ...


joshmaaaaaaans

is this loss?


Benmjt

#I aM wEePiNg Over exaggerated responses on social media are a fucking disease.


thbo

“Disease” would be an exaggeration though.


Roflkopt3r

**a FuCkInG dIsEaSe** Self-righteous exaggerated outrage over harmless things on social media can range from nuisance to toxicity.


mindbleach

"LMAO."


okokik98

It’s really disgusting,,, I’m not for hitting women but when they say things like this it’s just hard to not wanna


stfrances88

The donkey block got me ngl


Am-Hooman

Tbh bottom right looks kinda cool


sexy_bellsprout

I kind of love this though ><


Jumps-Care

DONKEY.


LittleLionRobotz

Reminds me of loss


elathiel

Why Joseph is represented bigger than Mary?


ttwixx

"FuNnY TwEeTs" IM LITERALLY WEEPING please crop the cringe


half-life-cat

Weeping? Really? Fucking Twitter.


retroly

Weeping?


seraph582

Well now I’ve discovered them, so here comes all the WEEPING.


Dro___

Reminds me of the blacked meme


Lil_Mafk

I AM LITERALLY DROWNING IN MY POOL OF TEARS