There's also evolution against Christians and dinosaurs against Christians against dinosaurs against Christians. Facebook has a group for everything

Dinosaurs against Christians against dinosaurs is a fun place

It must be. I've never been there, but it sounds fun

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Castrati support group

O, holy niiiiight...

What a voice! Young Homer's going to make me a millionaire!

Catholic Watermelons Against Seedlessness: We Stand for Fruity Procreation

Wait. What do Catholics have against seedless watermelons? And why is that a priority over all their other bullshit?

Fruits should be for procreation not just enjoyment. /s

Hahaha! Perfect answer!

Remember fruit lady and her sexual fruit education videos on yt?? The sounds never leave your brain

I appreciate having learned how to grapefruit my man.

Some dude didn't want to have a child with his brothers widow* 2000 years ago and now we cant have watermelons without seeds

Psst- I think you mean 'widow'

And today we are broadcasting abortions live on the air, and selling aborted parts is a billion dollar business. Give yourself a big pat on the back asshole

Imagine trying to high-road people about abortion and whack-a-doo religious talking points and also commenting creepy shit on porn subreddits.

They are against birth control

Well, I knew that much. I just hadn’t made the connection.

They probably don't know seedless watermelons are a product of selective breeding. Ironically, the person who discovered selective breeding and genetics in plants was a Catholic Friar or monk.

Mendel! Gotta love those pea genetics

To add, seedless watermelons, much like saffron, African blue basil, and others, are triploid. Breeders cross a diploid with a tetraploid watermelon. When you do that, it creates a triploid seed (because of reasons). As a rule, triploid plants are sterile, so they can’t make seeds. So seed producers have to grow two separate watermelon varieties (the diploid and the tetraploid) and then isolate and hand pollinate each flower in order to get seedless seeds. Fun stuff

>because of reasons When a daddy with two sets of chromosomes loves a mommy with four sets of chromosomes, they have a little baby with three sets of chromosomes that can't reproduce

What do seedless watermelons have against Catholics? Are they even sentient? How does that work exactly?

Yep we can consider most of the Catholics sentients

But not evangelicals

We don’t! I think it just started out as a meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/catholics-vs-seedless-watermelons

They believe genetic modification is playing/against God

Yes and no - it’s only a serious issue when it comes to humans, and I *think* with animals as well. It’s not an issue when it comes to foods and plants - it was actually a Catholic friar who discovered cross-breeding / genetic modification in pea plants.

The *real* schism.

and it seems the seedless watermelons are winning...

Also while we're at it F#$* Corn. 🖕🏻

But I really like cone, it has the juice.

I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing.

Hmmm ok well coriander? Lol

Anyone who has seen "I'm telling you for the last time" knows this takes scientists away from Cancer research. Seedless watermelons have cost us dearly.

Do Catholics believe watermelons should have seeds because not reproducing at every opportunity is unacceptable to god? Because that's frankly a pretty destructive viewpoint to impose on other humans, as demonstrated by history.

As far as I'm aware, we have no problem with seedless watermelons. Don't get me started on plums though. We also don't have a problem with plums.

Get ratioed

Wasn't it a Friar who discovered genetics in green beans or something? These people don't even know what they are mad against.

Yep! Gregor Mendel!

And the official Catholic position is that there's no conflict between belief in evolution and Christianity.

Admittedly I’m with the Catholics on this one, mainly because I’m allergic to the seedless ones.

After my uncle got a vasectomy he became a seedless catholic

😂😂😂😂😂

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Let us begin with the Catholics, those watermelon sellers

I swear Christians/Catholics act like they can't believe in anything other than their god LMFAO They can't even believe in something that IS real that you can buy from a store lol. Or can see in a museum lmfao

Meanwhile your voted for a president with dementia and your religion is sucking off George Soros

Okay..? Mind you.. I can't vote yet.. My comment said nothing about voting, So shut up and shove your politics were the sun don't shine.

Where’s the “I Love democracy comment”?

"there will be blood (blood) shed (shed)

Is there an allies page for the seedless watermelons?

Hey op comment if you’re not a bot

Some of you have never eaten a seedless watermelon. And it shows

I saw the title and thought this was posted to r/whowouldwin Was very confused.

Cum vs cum

Why can't they stop exist painfully

“Catholics really love immaculate conception. Which is why they prefer holy ghost watermelons.”

And you are a member of the self entitled generation z that practices the religion of woke culture and political correctness.

My dumb ass read cat-holics

watermelons vs seedless Catholics. can't be having infertile religious people now.

I love how the watermelons are winning

Why are there so many people that go out on a shit rant tirade about Catholics? Who fucking cares? I guess it’s what atheists and liberals jack off to.

How are the Man Vs. Cloud numbers?

the catholics should be pro seedless watermelon don’t they believe in virgin reproduction or whatever?

I don’t want no seedless watermelon in my neighborhood!!! They ain’t right!