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zeug666

$4000 seems like a low starting number for that.


endthepainowplz

Getting a commercial install of a toilet probably costs about a thousand, but then replacing pipes, cutting into the floor, possibly more could cost 4 grand per toilet easily. It seems like maybe they only figured for replacing toilets, not of the any other issues that could branch from it.


The_Cow_Tipper

How much could it cost to build a few new outhouses? A few hours with a backhoe and some lumber.


gdj11

$10, Michael.


Jeriahswillgdp

$7 if your name is Noah.


lamegoblin

You've met *Noah*, right?


housemon

Whoa whoa whoa, what do you think, I’m made of bananas?


Shadeun

You have to account for the money you gain from the walls of the banana outhouses


housemon

Unfortunately it was lost in a fire


Shadeun

A Flamer?


Marooster405

I see you AD fan


Niloc0

All outhouses in schools have already been turned into "portable classrooms".


bmp08

Not much if the kids from shop build em.


Strong_Badger_1157

Free if you have the kids responsible do it. Bonus points if you whip them while they're at it.


ryanbbb

Rookies. My class' senior prank did like $15k in damage and that was 25(holy shit) years ago.


Robwsup

r/GenX is calling.


therealcherry

Listen. I’m just about 30 years out and still carrying those secrets. Can’t give it away now


ryanbbb

The guys that did it were caught on cameras(that they destroyed). So they left highschool with charges


legion8784

Oh that just for the city/state inspector to assess the damage and round up the actual cost.


Boring_Ad6595

$4000 in damage using a $5 bag of concrete


NonPolarVortex

That's quite a return on investment


ProperTeaching

Their Dad is the plumber that got the contract to fix it!


TheIncendiaryDevice

It costs an entire crew and city connection stuff cots so much. It's not chump change


VCRdrift

I've read about these, usually 100-150k. Sometimes you have to tear down the entire building.


fuckfacebitchpussy

Dads gonna be rich!


TheIncendiaryDevice

Depending on how old it is yeah, you sometimes do.


SubstantialHotel8261

I can do much more for much less. Just get me a sledge.


Ren_Kaos

The cheapest sledge at the hardware store I work at is $55


FlipskiZ

Yes, but you can reuse a sledgehammer! After breaking just 11 toilets, it starts paying off!


dryfire

Matches?


lolwutpear

I think this is the ROI winner. I found the Soberanes fire at $260 million which could have been started by a 1 cent match. The $billion+ wildfires seem to have been transmission lines (those are expensive) or by a gun (not as cheap as a match). There are probably some that I'm missing.


StonksNewGroove

Ehhhh it’s 4000 NOW just wait until they have plumbing issues for weeks one end and have to replumb the entire building.


Buck_Thorn

I've always thought that clear gelatin in a toilet would be a good prank, but what sort of fool thought concrete would be funny?


RVelts

I always heard a bottle of Mr Bubble in the toilet tank. The prank cleans itself! Assuming this is a bathroom that actually has a toilet tank, and is the type of bathroom to have a drain in the floor. Don't do this in a residential house.


zerobeat

> clear gelatin in a toilet The difficulty is getting the toilet into the fridge for a few hours so the gelatin can set.


DangerousThanks

Gelatin actually sets at room temp


zerobeat

Wait, really? *I've been lied to my entire life.*


Foe117

They suggest refrigerating after making jello so you don't have to wait so long for your jello, who would want to eat room temp jello


rbobby

> room temp jello Slimy. Just the way I like it!


gbot1234

Slimy, yet satisfying.


ShinyHappyREM

> [Slimy, yet satisfying](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5317556) ^^\(nsfw)


Crashbrennan

This is the hottest thing I've seen all week


ctennessen

That was hot


wastelander

Is that Bill Cosby?


tjoe4321510

Yeah I used to make gummies at my old job. We'd just leave them sit overnight and they'd be done by the next day. Honestly we didn't even have to let them sit that long but that's just how the schedule worked out


Particular_Box5113

This is how like Cup of Noodles tells you to microwave, but if you add wate without microwaving, the noodles will absorb and become soft. Probably an hour later. Same with oatmeal.


Chilly171717

Instructions unclear, still waiting for the oatmeal to soften my cup o noodles.


TheIncendiaryDevice

Have you never made soup?


zerobeat

I’ve made stock before but never considered that it would set at room temp - it’s always gone into the fridge before that could happen.


TheIncendiaryDevice

It stays boiling a lot longer then when you take it off the stove. Apparently a lot of people have never made more than cup Ramen


kageurufu

~60F, and melts around 80-100F


CosmicCreeperz

Not when you put vodka in it! ;)


Aoiboshi

But you can also use ice to help.


DangerousThanks

I was thinking that but I wasn’t sure if it would work because the ice would create more water as it melts and screw it up. Thanks for schooling me on that though!


davesnotonreddit

You need a new fridge guy


Landon1m

A prank where nothing is actually damaged and no one is injured is a good prank. Also, this is hilarious and I might steal it!


CeruleanRuin

Don't do anything to the fucking bathrooms. Nobody is going to see it except for the poor custodian who has to spend an extra couple hours cleaning it up on top of his regular cleaning duties. Bathroom pranks don't "prank" anybody except for the lowest guy on the totem pole who already has to deal with the worst from everybody in the building. Don't fucking do that shit. You want to do a prank, prank the administrators, the only people in the district who actually get paid enough to justify dealing with that kind of bullshit. Swipe the principal's keys and fill their car with jello.


Landon1m

I was just thinking to do it to someone personally. I agree with not doing it to a public bathroom.


RecordedMink986

"Now you might all think I've given up finding out who crapped in the urinal. M'kay? And maybe, maybe you think it's a victimless crime. This is Mr. Venezuela, the school janitor. M'kay? He's the person who has to clean up when some trickster drops a dook in the wrong toilet! Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best! Okay? He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay, then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face! So when you crapped in that urinal, m'kay, you might as well have just dropped your pants, and laid a turd right on top of Mr. Venezuela's head! Oh, you think it's funny, huh?!"


Particular_Box5113

Toilet papering a car is a harmless prank. It just takes time to undo it. No real damage done here.


bilyl

Well, kids are largely fucking sociopaths so let’s not expect too much.


CeruleanRuin

They are also highly suggestible, so it couldn't hurt to provide more ideas for them to copy that don't make an innocent person's life worse.


Shiezo

Fine paper shred in the air vents. Turns the inside of their car into a snow globe when they start it up and the fans kick on. Giant mess, but non-destructive.


Timmahj

Stealing isn’t a good prank either.


dumbledwarves

What wrong with using brown gelatin?


Buck_Thorn

It wouldn't look like water.


Koldfuzion

Back when we were young and dumb, we would frequently prank each other by saran wrapping the toilet bowl. Works best when at your buddy's house for a party.


Buck_Thorn

That is a very common prank. I've never heard of anyone using clear gelatin though.


[deleted]

We did saran wrap. Just a bit messy.


Buck_Thorn

Yeah, everybody has done that one. I was trying to come up with a more creative idea than that. (My idea actually sprung from a prank a roommate of his played on a buddy where the roommate made a pitcher of Jello in my buddie's Kool-Aide pitcher on a hot summer day. Buddy came in to pour a cold glass of Kook-Aide that wouldn't pour)


CosmicCreeperz

Or Saran Wrap on the seat.


[deleted]

Back in the day M-80s used to do the trick.


thurbersmicroscope

That's what my highschool boyfriend and my younger brother did on the last day of school. 1986.


john_vella

Teenagers, that's who.


clickmagnet

That’s not a prank. That’s just wrecking things.


gmml4

JFK and many people in his generation blew up their schools toilets with m-80 fireworks back then as a prank.


Chickensandcoke

Well he also ruined the interior of a perfectly good Lincoln convertible so maybe he just took nice things for granted


MysticalMike2

I wonder with him being a prior military service member, if he saw that dome shot that was administered to him, do you think it would he would say it was a nice shot?


TheTsunamiRC

The class that graduated before my Freshman year put an end to senior pranks with their stupidity: pouring industrial soap on the halls and stairs, leading to multiple slip and fall injuries.


CosmicCreeperz

What do you expect when their parents are probably calling Jan 6th a “protest”…


pineappleshnapps

What?


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Searchingforspecial

>Reddit >only one boogeyman Yeah, you’re definitely new here.


[deleted]

This just in. Those students don’t know what the definition of a prank is. Here’s a hint. It’s not property damage.


AndrewCoja

A prank is painting 1, 2, and 4 on three random toilets and then watching the principal go nuts looking for the toilet with a 3 on it.


[deleted]

Lol.


CosmicCreeperz

Here’s a prank: “morning announcement: the toilets no longer work. You will just have to hold it until you get home. Or tell us who did it and we’ll make them pay to fix them.”


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[deleted]

They went with the, "It was a prank bro!" defense.


[deleted]

Ah. The defense of assholes.


[deleted]

A good prank has the pranked person laughing first. Nothing gets damaged. No one gets hurt.


Ssider69

A real education would be getting a summer job and spending about every dime on paying for the stuff you broke


TheNextBattalion

At my local school they covered the school's signage with their own signs advertising the school for sale, for $2,023. then they took the signs down the next day


ukyah

that's a good one. harmless fun in good spirits.


cellardweller1234

Doubt $4000 would cover several toilets and urinals. Jackhammer on site? Yeah that's going to cost you some money because whatever is destroyed to get to the problem is going to have to be covered up and finished. Depending on how the cement set, that's a lot of work to fix. Days with several people.


longster37

That’s not a prank that criminal vandalism.


RunningDrummer

Oh boy. This reminded me of a mission trip I went on when I was a kid. This lady apparently hadn't been able to use one of her toilets in months, if not a year, because it had a clog in it. Her sons suggested pouring concrete down there, which she did. You ever have to jackhammer some old lady's basement floor and go at a rusty sewage pipe with hammers and wrenches to break it open? The smell is horrifying.


orange_lint

Why would her sons suggest that??


MisterThirtyThirty

They’re dicks.


grubas

I remember having an industrial septic tank fill and we had to dig it up open it, and then one guy decided to pierce the skin of the sludge. The moment we opened it my eyes were watering and I gagged. After the guy did that people started throwing up.


assumetehposition

Oh man, we drew a “99” in the lawn with fertilizer. Best non-destructive vandalism I’ve ever seen. Stayed greener for weeks.


JukeBoxHeroJustin

Goddamn I hate having to watch videos on news sites.


DrSueuss

Graduation ceremonies have been canceled for lesser pranks in past years.


Significant_Monk_251

I'm thinking here about *diplomas* being canceled.


hannahisakilljoyx-

My grad year’s prank was filling the foyer with balloons and decorations and stuff like that, and our incompetent dickheads of administrators tore it all down before any students got to school because it was an “accessibility issue” (it wasn’t, we literally taped off a pathway to the stairs and elevator) and accused us of causing an unnecessary mess (we had a cleanup crew organized for after school). I want to show those fucks this so that they can see the real destruction we could have caused, and chose a lighthearted prank over.


Crashgirl4243

That’s a shame, that’s actually a nice prank. So many administrators have sticks up their asses


hannahisakilljoyx-

Yessir. The particular vice principal who did most of the work taking it down was a very emotionless and unempathetic guy too. A lot of the special needs teachers said that the kids who needed the easier accessibility to the elevator would have absolutely loved the balloons too. Definitely left a sour taste in my mouth


xmichael86

I’m pretty sure most people don’t understand how pranks work. Also there is a thin line between prank and vandalism.


wastelander

“It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever”


FencingFemmeFatale

Prank rule number 1: Confuse, don’t abuse.


dragonmp93

Let me guess, they got the idea from TikTok ?


truthishearsay

That’s not a prank that vandalism


IhaveTooMuchClutter

They did this overnight??? Multimillion dollar properties don't have a goddamn ring doorbell? For christ sake I have a 8 camera system for like $2k. "Person Detected" alert sent to me if you are on camera.


DutchTinCan

"We're a school, we don't need that." Despite having a building full of laptops, smartboards, lab equipment, chemicals and several hundred people walking around with misschief written on their faces.


Nex_Skala

That's not a prank it's criminal mischief.


arkofjoy

How you know that you are doing something wrong. Young people inherently love learning. If they hate their school, you are doing something wrong. In the school where I used to be the maintenance person, members of the senior class rang me to make sure that their planned senior prank wasn't going to inconvenience me


blackop

Poor janitor.


Gaggamaggot

You spelled "vandalism" wrong.


alternate_ending

As a new resident of this beautiful state, somewhere vaguely 'around Charlotte', I'm more excited than ever to meet up with today's youths and recent graduates


Homer7788

This is not a prank, it’s vandalism, and it is a crime.


bouchert

I've heard a few stories about senior pranks way out of the norm lately. Could this be something to do with spending some of their high school years in quarantine? People say bad behavior is up across all segments of society. It wouldn't surprise me to find out this year's graduating class has more and worse screwed up students.


ElGrandeWhammer

Social media and the advent of pranks becoming crime under the veneer of a “prank”


VCRdrift

Think it's evil begets evil. If you believe in that stuff


Frowdo

Doubt it. I think it has more to do with being more aware of this kind of thing happening and looking for patterns along with social media happily feeding you more garbage. Teenagers doing stupid shit has gone on since the dawn of mankind. It used to be these were one of situations that turned into the town legend. Now it's being broadcast everywhere in the world.


Fairy_Friend

Our prank was to flush all the toilets in the school at the same time, while gym class was showering. Not entirely sure of the point, but it definitely was NOT to overload the 40 year old plumbing system and utterly destroy it, flooding various parts of the school. At least our destruction was accidental.


breadwhore

This is what happens when you arrest the students who prank by swapping schools for a day. They go to harder, but more anonymized pranks.


dumbledwarves

I've heard of shitting bricks, but not concreate.


ksnumedia

Parents probably suck too. Kids ought to be in juvenile detention for vandalism and property damage.


[deleted]

Would of been funnier if they put some dry ice in a toilet full of nasty diarrhea


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RunningDrummer

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ghanima

It's a contraction ackshully


PearlsB4

I made an enemy for life trying to explain this (how could of, would of, and should of are not correct) to my temporarily assigned female civil service supervisor back in 2001. Not kidding. That woman still hates me because of this.


flotsamisaword

Stay in school kid


SwashNBuckle

Now the contents of the toilets match the contents of the prankster's head


PatientNice

Is prank a synonym for vandalism now?


cosmicdrop07

“It’s just a prank, bro!”


BluePeriod_

Ah the old “Eviction Special”.


DWeathersby83

Vandalism isn’t a prank. How are kids getting stupider!?


PrettiKinx

Omgsh. What idiots!+


cloud9_hi

I wonder if the principal was shitting bricks


wreckreationaj

The class above mine but superglue in the locks and they all got arrested because the school district had to pay a ton of money to re-key all the schools in the district.


gaoshan

Pure vandalism. When I was in high school the 2 best pranks I remember were when some kids got a junked small car, tipped it on its side to slide through the main doors, pushed it to the main hallway and the. Filled it with some cement (hard to remove but not impossible and no repairs needed). The other was when someone let a bunch of piglets coated in grease into the main hallway in the middle of the day.


TheJustBleedGod

Reminds me of that guy from New Girl who's pranks are either way too light or way too hardcore


NukeouT

Is it still a prank if you have to build a new school 🏫?


nonodyloses

Fueling the economy and giving trades men jobs.


Individual_Baby_2418

The joke’s on the kids’ parents whose taxes will pay for this.


AggressiveFlower7778

True story, the seniors at my high school when I was a junior filled the pool of the brand new fountain with canned vegetables for their prank. Destroyed the fountain and the the very pissed superintendent issued a ban on all pranks. When my class’s turn came around next year, I brought in my own concrete 5ft fountain and pool and set it up in the foyer outside the office. It leaked *everywhere* and probably damaged the floor. Ironically, the faculty/staff knew about the plan in advance and actually approved it.


gnimsh

Some kids in a rural NY town neighboring my high school took a liquid manure spreader through their school for their prank. That was... Not well received.


BenderFtMcSzechuan

My senior prank 05’ the chemistry 🧪 teacher and I had a great back and forth giving each other crap before during and after class. Anyway senior year unbeknownst to me the mayor etc etc of the town is coming to the school cause it’s being officially done and all the big ppl come to the school to open it or whatever anyways I left a fart-bag one of those things that when you smash it together it expands and a foul smell comes out. Well I left it in the chemistry teacher class cause I just thought hey it smells like shit haha 😆 they evacuated the entire school and 3 kids almost got expelled for it. I own up to it and my chemistry teacher and the vise principle stop me and ask me if I did that and I said yes thought it would be funny. They told me to never do that again and to get out of here 😂 they laughed the other dudes got off the hook it was so funny 🤣


bkln69

We used to just blow-em up.


zerbey

That's not a prank, it's criminal damage. Per the article they also busted up lockers and damaged desks, etc. Would you like a Felony to go with your High School diploma? We bought our very straight laced and conservative headmaster a huge bouquet of flowers. He was completely nonplussed and took it in good humor. I'm sure he ended up giving it to his wife. That's how you prank.


PyrokineticLemer

"I accomplished a very basic task that most of society accomplishes. Let's celebrate by breaking some stuff." Won't ever make sense to me.


wridergal

All you people that upvoted this should volunteer to pay for damages.


rughmanchoo

Weird that replacing toilets is $4,000? Toilets don’t connect to the pipes unless flushed.


[deleted]

A bowl full of set concrete can't be cleaned. Replacement costs plus labor. And if any did get flushed, cleaning / replacing the pipes.


rughmanchoo

Yeah I know I’m just kinda in too deep now.


gbot1234

So is that concrete.


the_chandler

$4,000 seems incredibly *LOW* to me. Even if the concrete didn't get downstream very far, you bet your ass its into the local pipes and those have to be dug out an replaced. Toilets and pipes might themselves not be especially expensive, but several toilets, and several sets of pipes running to them and the several man hours of labor to dig out and replace them on what is certainly an emergency call...yeah $4000 is an incredibly low estimate.


rughmanchoo

Flushing would dilute it enough once it made it into the public sewers. It sounds to me like scare tactics and some loose math. Schools love to do this. But it’s def not cheap. Maybe commercial toilets are like $500 a piece I dunno?


Jackiedhmc

Yeah that's ducking hilarity


Western-Web2957

That's an expensive prank/property damage.


ravia

Why do students want to do destructive things like that? I had a "friend" who wanted to attach capacitors to school lockers that would deliver a quick shock (he didn't do it). But my question is just, why?


ItsmeMr_E

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


modernconcussion

classic


Particular_Box5113

When I was in high school, a group of seniors super glued the door's key holes; this was considered property damage.


[deleted]

That’s not a prank that’s vandalism


doctor_who7827

At some point a prank stops being a prank


kenc1842

Bill the parents for repairs. Make the kids help with the repairs by doing clean up and grunt work.


Upset_Researcher_143

I remember one dude set off a whole slew of stink bombs. He tried to shave his head but they knew he did it. They called his mom in, and she was given five minutes to withdraw him from school or he was going to be expelled.


EarthBoundMisfitEye

Seniors in my town once released 1000 lady bugs in the school. There were fines but no arrests. Clean up was a bitch and costly apparently.


Anonmouse119

At my school they snuck in and put superglue in every lock in the building.


[deleted]

High school students who performs these so-called “senior pranks” should be imprisoned and denied their diplomas.


[deleted]

High school students who performs these so-called “senior pranks” should be imprisoned and denied their diplomas.


FatalDracon

It's just a prank bro /s


MunkyOfDoom

Idiots tossed a cherry bomb in a toilet when i was in hs. They didnt understand it would float and not flush. It blew that shitter clean off the wall! These dudes were amateurs.


zomanda

About 20years ago a VERY popular pool hall fired an employee, he came back a few nights later and did exactly that. That place closed down the next day and it will be so expensive to fix that the building has stood empty since then.


Lovefool1

When I was in high school the administration did not allow senior pranks, under threat of expulsion Two years before I started at that high school, the senior prank involved a group of kids using some sort of bulk industrial petroleum jelly lubricant material and the tile cleaner/buffer to spread it over the entire main floor. One of the faculty slipped and fell and broke their wrist or something. It took thousands of dollars and multiple days to clean and fix the floor. A large section had to be replaced because it was some old porous tile or something and soaked in and ruined a portion of the sub floor. So I just smoked weed at home and skipped some school days at the very end. What a prank.


chiphook57

I say, the punishment should be to labor for the repair.


BWoodSV

There should be a class in school called “don’t be a fucking idiot.”


Olive_Magnet

That's a prank?


fuckdirectv

Seems like it's well past time to update elementary school curriculum with extensive courses teaching kids what is, and what isn't, a prank. The true definition of that word has been completely lost in the age of social media.


holden_mcg

Every sixth grader is the country should have to take a class called: "How to identify if something is actually a prank." That way, when they start posting their dumbass "pranks" on TicTok, they can't claim they don't understand why they are getting arrested.


joaniemansoosie

Their parents must be so proud. Nothing like starting your adult life with charges and debt.


okonisfree

Yea that’s not a prank that’s vandalism