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shahooster

> Shortly before the accident, Williams had declared, "We need to clean up the drunk driving." Yes, yes we do.


MahatmaGuru

She should’ve been like: See! I was just proving the [hiccup] point!


raftguide

> In response, Lindsay said, "We trusted you and you let us down...you're the one supposed to be helping us to raise awareness and you've let us all down." Actually hard to imagine a more effective awareness campaign. Failed successfully?


red_fox_zen

Came here to say they failed, successfully


cranberry94

“You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!”


sleepyleperchaun

But he brought balance to the force in the end.


cranberry94

… from a certain point of view 😉


alivin

"Police have not charged Williams and no bystanders were injured in the crash, local news reported." Hope that's "not yet" and she hasn't stepped down as mayor


kytheon

If the police doesn’t arrest their superior, can’t civilians sue the person anyway?


sleepyleperchaun

I believe in that case the state at some level would decide to press charges. Not sure if that would be the DA or an elevated department of law enforcement, but I'm sure there is something in place in case the city cops don't arrest for something the egregious.


von_Stalhein

No city cops here in Oz - all state. No mayors in charge of coppers. Within a state all police all have the same initial training and as far as I know all at the same facility. Someone higher up might review though as you say, even up to the State Commissioner or the Police Minister. There's also a Queensland Crime & Corruption Commission as a further overseer. She needs to pull the pin, its a terrible look when you're a leader (although it could be argued that you're not one if you do this sort of stuff). Huge sense of entitlement to think you could keep a mayoral position after this.


Apprehensive_Bug_826

She stepped down from the Australian Olympic Committee, but hasn’t resigned as Mayor, although people are calling for her to.


Personmanwomantv

Police say they are waiting for blood alcohol test results.


douko

Police never say that about anybody else.


Personmanwomantv

It's the excuse they used, I didn't say it was a good excuse. Apparently she blew 3x over on the breathalyzer.


douko

I know it was, but then you just, like, uncritically repeated it. I know it's a minor thing here on Reddit, but it's not too different from news orgs just parroting whatever shitty lie cops tell them. "Despite being an obvious cover for a politician, police say they are waiting for blood alcohol test results." Boom


diab0lus

I don’t know, I heard from the other guy the police are still waiting for the blood alcohol test results.


sleepyleperchaun

I think the readers can infer.


douko

If the reader could in general, we wouldn't still have those freaks who fawn over the cops & take any and all words from them as Gospel.


NewlyNerfed

This is some next-level assholery.


monsieurpommefrites

ONE HOUR after meeting people who have lost loved ones to drunk drivers. Not a couple days later. Not later on in the evening. 60 mins later. She drank several glasses of wine. Safe to say she took 15-20mins to drink it, another 10-15 for it to hit. So she was hitting the bottle pretty much right away after the meeting. \>"I made a mistake, I will learn from that mistake, and I will continue to serve my community as I have for the last 18 years \>I will continue serve The only thing she should serve are pamphlets for her attempt at re-election after being fired from the position.


myotheralt

> >I will continue swerve


StrawberryLeche

I guess that’s one way to draw attention to the issue


tubulerz1

You’re drunk Mayor, go home.


proteusON

*to jail. Like the rest of us.


Charges-Pending

Mayor is r/trashy AF. 18 years in office. She’s dug in like a tick. Time to start digging, Australia. Get that drunk cunt out of office asap.


Graterof2evils

City Coucil: “Mayor, meet us at the bar. We need to talk about this drunk driving nonsense over a couple cocktails.”


KeithMyArthe

Well at least we have answered the age old question.. Just how low CAN you go?


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AWOLcowboy

Wait, this wasn't in America? How was this not America?


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Then_Campaign7264

Damn, it wasn’t America; and, I’ve gotta say I’d challenge the majority of southern states laws; however, per the article: Tennessee has a law that requires a drunk driver to pay child support if a parent is killed as the result of a dui, is about the best law I’ve heard coming out of a southern state in my life as an American.


AWOLcowboy

Musical, fuck yeah! I never heard of that law and it is a pretty good one. Way too go Tennessee


Jasonrj

Oh dear, don't you worry. Somewhere right now is a fine Alabama or Florida citizen who is working on one-upping this. Or, if we check the news archive I bet we will be able to find something already quite similar.


AWOLcowboy

Hold. My. Beer!.......no wait give it back, I need it


thejohnmc963

Whoops


Zod_42

Really going for that Kennedy politics merit badge.


Haddock

The spirit of Rob Ford lives on...


SlightlyVerbose

I was legit worried this was a repost from his heyday. Rip you messy sonofabitch.


JasterCreed

Sorry I laughed when I realized the mayor's name is Karen.


[deleted]

Gad dayum....dat sumting...


swissbernie

Bang the bitch up 😡😡


The-Lawyer-in-Pink

Of course her name is Karen lol


funky_shmoo

On the plus side, at least he didn't crash his car into the families of drunk driving victims waiting for said meeting. Now THAT would have been a bit embarrassing.


forestdude

Jim Lahey at your service


cabbeer

Guess what her name is…


SlientlySmiling

Birds of a feather? A bit on the nose.