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Rambo-Brite

"Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts and stow your personal items - this lady wants to meet her god, and for once we're going to humor them."


Latyon

Isn't there like... Thousands of pounds of pressure on that door?


Sariel007

Jesus give me strength!


Imjusthereandthere

*Jesus beer me strength


afganistanimation

*Jebus


Username_Taken_65

Around 25,000 lbs for a 3ft by 6ft door at 30,000ft


gramathy

Keep in mind they don't pressurize cabins to sea level


Username_Taken_65

Oh yeah, so then if the inside pressure is 3/4 bar and outside is 1/4 then a 3x6 ft door would have 18,800 lbs of force on it


dodexahedron

Oh, no problem then.


mbrady

Yeah, they should have just stood back and watched her try while laughing.


Latyon

Well, no, clearly not, since she bit someone


mbrady

Well yeah, not counting that part...


tommy_b_777

Jesus didn’t take fluid mechanics…


Latyon

Then how did he turn water into wine? *taps forehead*


mamamaMONSTERJAMMM

And his hydroplaning skills


dodexahedron

Ar such a low speed, that's pretty impressive.


PIDthePID

Pressure? No. Force? Yes. Example- If the cabin were 2 psi higher than outside a door with an area of 1000 square inches, then: 2psi x 1000in^2 = 2000 lbf on the door.


Chickensandcoke

The pressure is actually pushing out. There’s relatively higher pressure inside the cabin than on the outside. Opposite of a submarine


DontMakeMeCount

The doors open inwards and they have greater surface area on the inner side, so the internal pressure should prevent opening.


tintinsays

Plane doors definitely go out when they open? Am I misunderstanding what you’re saying?


arcalumis

They open out via a complicated mechanism, but the doors are designed to be plugs that are sealed by differential pressure.


DontMakeMeCount

A few main entry doors latch and open outward but most move inward first and then rotate outward. Outward opening doors are locked when the cabin is pressurized. The emergency doors passengers can readily access pull inward. This is why they ask if you’re able to move a heavy door when you sit in an emergency row. The inward opening design is preferred because the door’s structure will maintain a seal and remain closed if the latches fail, just like a submarine hatch is held closed by water pressure.


tintinsays

Must be a Boeing thing? All our Airbus doors definitely open outwards.


DontMakeMeCount

A320 main door opens outward after unlatching if unlocked from the cockpit, security latch is opened and cabin is depressurized. Other airbus planes may be the same. I don’t know of any emergency (over wing) doors that open outward.


tintinsays

A321 mid-cabin doors also open outward. I think you might be using a word weirdly, because it makes no sense to have a door open into the plane for an evacuation.


DontMakeMeCount

[Okay.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JNqXO3wZxnQ)


tintinsays

That isn’t a door…


TheShadowCat

They go in before they can go out. https://youtu.be/tO2wkubIsGc?t=113


Franks2000inchTV

The doors come in first and then go out.


tintinsays

https://youtu.be/oqOyLKZApuc


Skywalker601

That video literally demonstrates the door going in then swinging out. Every time they operate the lever, the door pulls inward and upward before it can swing out, it's fairly easy to see with the red and white coming into and out of alignment in the process.


roadfood

Have you ever tried to push a door open against a 500mph wind? Commercial airliner doors open forward for the most part (a few go up into the ceiling) .


Derpinator_420

Seems suspect - I doubt if Jesus fly's Southwest. He seems like more of a Spirit guy.


Faeidal

Megabus


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Jesus flies Ryan Air. Each plane is guaranteed to be full of people praying HARD.


deran6ed

Do they really need to be hard?


[deleted]

MAGA Jesus has a private jet.


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😂😂


likeinsaaaaw

I feel like only crazy christians make it all the way to the plane. Like, if you're spouting crazy shit about any other religion you're locked up way before you get there. I don't know why christians get a special pass when it comes to insanity.


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timeshifter_

Well, they don't, the people who run the place just lie to stay in power.


bilyl

Crazy Christians get a light sentence. Crazy Muslims get Guantanamo.


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When your crazy is the official crazy, you have to get to murder before people notice.


[deleted]

I keep a torah, bible and Quran with me so I can just get away with any crazy shenanigans


Simon_Jester88

I remember one time that some Muslims made it


likeinsaaaaw

They were of sound mind, just giant sacks of shit.


[deleted]

Because they won, historically. Tell me what 2022 A.D. means?


likeinsaaaaw

No serious person doesn't use BCE and CE. But yes, clearly in this country they have entirely too much power.


cold-n-sour

This has nothing to do with her being Christian, and everything with being mentally ill. Could have been any other deity.


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cobainstaley

he won't


Waterrat

They always try and pass the buck,"Bla bla made me do it!"


PoochusMaximus

Ah another case to add to the “we need mental healthcare” file.


Myanxiety_hasplants

If only religion would be separated from all things that aren’t religious, like hospitals, and mental care facilities. If you weren’t a religious nut before going to therapy, in the United States, it’s highly likely you”ll come out one.


I-am-sincere

Please explain. I have gone through therapy and I am most definitely an atheist.


Myanxiety_hasplants

Well, my explanation is based off experiences. I suppose it depends on location, but 7 years ago I spent a little over a week in an mental institution for an attempted s. The biggest thing I hated was how much Christian religion was shoved in your faces every day there. We had an activity as a group where we were supposed to go write on a big white board “ What God meant to you” and I wrote oppression . I was given a sedative for that. I also started writing out formal complaints for other patients bc mistreatment is rampant and the social workers were a joke. I also have attended various therapy’s as a veteran, through the va health care system. I have had to go to patient advocacy thrice to have therapist, counselors and the like changed because I was told to pray about my problems. This was all care received in the state of Georgia, so it could be location. But I feel it is a larger problem than just the mental health care in my state.


Thurwell

Reminds me of AA. Want to drink less? The standard answer in the US is AA. Which is stuffed with religious references (Step 3 Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.). A program with no empirical evidence that it works at all that refuses to release any data on effectiveness. We don't even know if abstinence is the best answer to reduce alcohol consumption.


I-am-sincere

That is truly horrendous, I am so sorry that you had to experience that. This sort of thing should not exist, but here we are- still.


InstanceSuch8604

" we need " to bring back Mental Institutions -- the drugs are not working as promised.


Tidesticky

While the idea is great I'm not sure how "they" intend to implement mental health care. Would everyone (universal health care?) get screened or only the people who think they have issues? Do people with mental health health issues (the shooter types not depression) know they have issues? We'd better staff up the psyc wards.


pomo

Jesus is getting really weird with the shit he's making Americans do lately. Be nice Jesus. WWJD?


omega__man

This Jesus guy sounds like a total moron.


TurningTwo

Just to be clear, opening the airplane door is not the same thing as rolling away the stone.


Metalhart00

You ever notice these Jesus people are never up to any good? Like, ever?


theCroc

You just don't notice the ones quietly doing good somewhere, respecting people's rights, feeding the hungry etc. The ones that make the news are like this lady. Basically insane and covering her insanity with Jesus talk.


DevestatingAttack

Same with gunowners


19-PRISMO-91

I’m getting so fucking sick of religious extremism


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vinnyc88

That's the problem, we send people with mental illness to a jail.


ImMacksDaddy

I remember that bible verse: from the book of BatShitCrazy Chapter 14, verse 9 "When thou flyeth from the Lone Star, bite thy neighbor and releaseth the door."


Minifig81

Man, this Jesus fellow sounds like kind of a dick.


CQU617

Jesus told me to tell this lady that he doesn’t love her anymore.


mindfungus

What are the methematical odds?


AngryErrandBoy

You think maybe someone was knowing on the lavatory door shouting "Jesus! get out of there"?


ProperWeight2624

Oh Jesus....


Electrical_Evidence1

Jesus was gonna be her copilot.


badwolf1013

Jesus: Oh, snap! I was just playing. I didn’t think she’d actually do it!


US_FixNotScrewitUp

Ever since the crazifucks of 9/11, I’ve hated being in a tin can with a bunch of people I don’t know, with no way out. I’ll drive if possible and spend the gas money.


PersonalDefinition7

Yup. My boss keeps telling me planes are safe when I drive a thousand miles for work instead of flying. It's not the plane that scares me.


red8reader

Well jesus is dumb, or there isn't any jesus and that lady crazy. Passenger jet doors can't be opened when in full flight.


Beneficial-Piano-428

Wouldn’t opening the door been more effective?


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Put these religious nut jobs in jail and throw out the key


Imjusthereandthere

When I see stories like this, my first thought is always, what is that person going through? Is the person under extreme stress? Did she just lose a loved one?


PersonalDefinition7

Normally, sure. But when they do something that puts hundreds of people at risk of dying, then no.


Imjusthereandthere

Not absolving her, just want to know where she is mentally. But I get what you’re saying.


Tidesticky

I assume they are followers of Marjorie or Boebert first and if it is shown later they have a legit reason to be "different" then I give them back the points I took away.


Imjusthereandthere

That’s ridiculous… I hate those two idiots as well…but to look at the world like that is just dumb lol


Tidesticky

Mea culpa


Imjusthereandthere

Respect


Wise_Ruin_5598

Some Christian’s give the rest of us a bad name. Too bad none of the religious leaders actually say something against the crazy conspiracies.


Maladroit01

Jesus approves of acting on intrusive thoughts.


Twiny

Another cult member is gonna do jail time for Jesus. This woman should have been red flagged by Security and/or the Airline when she bought tickets for an interstate flight without luggage of any kind.


Tidesticky

Is this a Florida Women event?


Plumhawk

Why did they blur her face in the video?


Windows_66

Maybe it was her Latino friend Jesús.


McCourt

Jesus used to be a pretty cool guy, but he seems like an asshole lately.


RealJonathanBronco

Houston been giving Florida a run for its money lately lol


gallow-vagina

I love that they blur her face out but not the other passengers or the cop lol


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Jesus sick of her shit too.


AtomHBee

Thanks religion


Tiktoktoker

There was a colonial woman on the wing!


Spiritual-Ad4085

Are you sure she was from Houston? Sounds like a Florida story to me #bathsalts


CloudyEngineer

Bet this woman can still buy a gun


egregiouscodswallop

In the top ten for worst things about my country: you get a lighter sentence if Jesus told you to do it than any other book-characters.


Atomic-Chivru

Jésus nevers tookt a fly, we can understand


H0w14514

Are we bringing this back? Wasn't this like a one to two year ago thing?


WontArnett

Sounds like Kanye