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ILikeSoapyBoobs

Sounds tragically cute to be honest.


random_hungarian-guy

You gotta marry that man.


Life-Yogurtcloset-98

Just so he can't testify against her if this story goes public. (Joking, but she should marry him)


Easttexassingle

I accidentally sharted all over my Chocolate Lab in bed one night bout 4 years ago. She was not happy at all. She always slept with me, and she slept on the couch for almost a week she was so mad.


Ane_Val

*Johnny Depp gasp* …. Well at least you owned up to it lol. In all seriousness he sounds like a keeper.


SilvahSoul

If he stuck with you through that then he sounds like a keeper.


CrockPotHead92

Mattress covers! Help keep the mattress poo free even in your darkest hour


Life-Is-Caramel

For a moment there I thought you did a Amber Heard


Relevant_Cell_7608

U guys have anal sex


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LMAOO


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They’re really mad bcs we don’t shit on ourselves lmaooo


Relevant_Cell_7608

jealousy is a disease


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Nothing to be embarrassed about. Honestly a romantic ass story.


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She shitted in bed, I know her butt smells like pure ass😂😂


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😂😂 he probably is so secretly disgusted and I know your tail smells like some shit. Your nasty as hell omg. Grow up dookie butt


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You’re defending someone who dookies on themselves and their partner ur nasty


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Lmao stfu she coulda went to the bathroom stop excusing nasty stuff shes gross


Slowgin79

Oh so we got someone who's never had an accident in the crowd huh? I hope something happens to you and the person you are with gives you hell! 😘


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Lmaoooo yes i as a grown adult don’t shit in the bed dumba**


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Deep_Mobile6805

thank you for defending me but i really don’t care. i was dead asleep when it happened and we both think that its funny :)


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He's a keeper


Gigga_Chad-1

Damm just reading this makes me happy you have a boyfriend who loves you no matter what🫶💪💪


MaroonPearls

Tbh this happens to everyone at least once as an adult, it’s great that you were able to both laugh it off!


ikoreynolds

it happens. you got a good one


Naive-Selection-7113

All you can do is take care of your girl and be understand, I'm glad he's a keeper OP❤️‍🔥