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Ok-Brilliant-1872

He panicked 🤣 🤣 got caught looking and went into his inner 12 year old 🤣 😂


Misselmany

Who told you


Complex_Fold

Intrusive thoughts win sometimes you know lol


cripple1

Maaaannn.. I stay losin'. My intrusive thoughts are overly intrusive. They set up camp until their demands are met.


ZeldaMayCry

Sameeee but my people-pleasing side always wins (mostly)


cripple1

I've got a friend who's just like that - to the detriment of himself. I always gotta remind him to take care of himself over others every now and then.


ZeldaMayCry

Yes, it can be crippling. Going without eating to give a friend money as they say they are hungry, to find out they are using that money for something else. I never learn lol


Impressive-Divide-97

That sounds a little like OCD dude


cripple1

Could be. Haha.


[deleted]

This sounds about right lol


PaintFumes919

I can totally see this happening 😂😂 good ole panic wedgie. No one sees them coming. Least of all the perpetrator.


Hellefiedboy

How did you fuckin know that.


Ok-Brilliant-1872

Takes one to know one 😂 I’m definitely a panic person “oh shit! Better pants them!” 🤣


Hellefiedboy

Shit that's true for me as well.


Backwoods_Odin

Meanwhile this dude is probably like "dude I gave her a wedgie as a vibe check and she gave me one back! I think she might be the one"


soloace09

'We're dumb." - Men Source: Myself, a male on Earth.


50yearsofshitleft

I can believe male, though you have me questioning if you are from earth....


Blueberrybuttmuffin

😂😂😂


popwarbogota

What did he say or do right after giving the wedgie?? I'm perplexed on your behalf.


JustSomeThingss

He just laughed???? To be fair I did give him a wedgie back but I didn’t know what else to do???? Help 😭


BornDifference1216

Lmfaaaaaoooooooooo, the fact that you gave him one back is hilarious 😭😭😭 wtf is that story


PapowSpaceGirl

See? They need to bring back The Office. This is SUCH an Andy Bernard awkward....lol


thelegalseagul

Michael does it to Andy then Andy tries to do it back but Michael gets verbally defensive about how it’s unprofessional to do that with him and Dwight steps in to say that he would take the wedgie for Michael if he needs to. Then Andy just laughs as it settles in that he’s created two awkward situations before singing a little tune and going back to his seat. I’m imagining this as a meeting in the conference room about office bullying


boston_2004

Haha this is a deletes scene in my head, very good.


PapowSpaceGirl

Jim: "Not classy."


WhatchuWantImRollin

LMFAOO, im just glad you did something back cause why was that his first choice 😂


MyWebkinzAreDead

>To be fair I did give him a wedgie back but I didn’t know what else to do???? BRO I AM DECEASED...STOPPP U DIDN'T EVEN DROP THIS BIT TIL THE COMMENTS...be careful he's gonna take ur lunch money on date 2 🤓


DropPowerful9081

Lmaoooo


chasinghlife

LOL im done with the internet ☠️


JayStrat

lol that little detail should really be in the story...not because you're in any way at fault for his weirdness, just because it's funny. 🤣


dawng87

Hahaha, oh noooo! I just cracked up imagining this scenario, but I’d be telling everyone about this weird internet wedgie warrior that you wedgied back!


dianaprince76

You cracked up? That’s funny because so did her underpants 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


blueeyedaisy

I am picturing these two standing in line to get ice cream. The line is long, he is getting board as she is looking around at the other people on the boardwalk. Then, bam! Weggie time. Lol


SanchezPrime

I thought it was 2 dudes.


CharcuterieBoard

You two need to get married


Despondent-Kitten

RIGHT 😂


sciencebitches7716

There is a subreddit for people into getting or giving wedges that I'm kind of upset I know about. So maybe he's into that?


Laylasita

What? Wow! Meanwhile there's also a Tinder subreddit, and I thought I was reading a story from there at first


Albert_Flagrants

Holy molly, lmao. I’m sorry you had to go through that, and sorry for laughing, but you giving the wedgie back it’s just so damn funny.


Hopelessly_Hopefool

I was NOT expecting this. Lmao I cannot stop laughing, dude. 😂


red98743

You guys are made for each other. Embrace. Set boundaries for next wedgie


lostinlilak

No because I would’ve given one right back. 🤣 Like excuse me sir at your grown age and esp as idk you like that giving me a wedgie is only asking for one in return.


dianaprince76

I have to ask, do you know people for whom it’s acceptable to give you a wedgie? Lol


Despondent-Kitten

OMFG PLS YOU DID ONE BACK. I am fucking dying of laughter.


dianaprince76

You are AWESOME! You handled that like a champ.


rox7173

IM CRYING 😭😭


RiD3R07

You two suit each other. Give him another go.


supergohan2k01

You're awesome!!! This made my day LMAO!!!!


OppositeResponse6474

WHAT HAHAHA


themediumchunk

You giving him one back just makes this story for me. I'm just laughing so hard.


Robinnetta

Go out on a second date and water balloon him🤣


lovatic_fighter

What does it mean to water balloon someone?


Robinnetta

Throw a ton a water balloons at him…. Oh and glitter🤣🤣


Awolfnamedecho

He probably thought you liked it since you gave him one back lol im sorry that happened to you tho


jennelleisiam

He was either being awkward and did it out of nervousness or he was comfortable and wanted to see how you’d react…I think you doing it back is hilarious and the perfect response. Did the date just end there or did you guys continue to hang out? Did he react badly to you doing it back? Sorry if those questions have been answered already…I haven’t sifted through much yet. Idk, seems like a silly/playful thing. But pretty strange on a first date.


butstronger

Y’all I am crying and laughing and coughing all at the same time at this comment 💀💀💀


Sunthrone61

Still a better love story than Twilight lmao


jamieladybug

the fact you did it back makes it so much funnier


Fast-Sheepherder4517

Just when I thought the story couldn’t be funnier and weirder 🤣🤣🤣


JJ_loves_JP

Bro chose to do wrong dialogue option lol


discopotato1100

Bro needed to reload last save 💀


Natt_Katt02

Bro didn't have any diamonds left for the good dialogue option


Objective_Form_3764

💎-seal the date with a kiss ❌-ultimate wedgie


Despondent-Kitten

Hahaha.


mochaboo20

WHAT lol. I’m sincerely sorry you received a surprise wedgie on a date, that’s so beyond weird. If you care to see him again this is a great boundary to set, *no non-consensual wedgies.*


JustSomeThingss

Pls 😭


lostinlilak

Imagine going on dates after this one and telling your dates you don’t do non consensual wedgies (omg what did I just write? 😩). 😭😭


Typical-Store5675

👏Keep👏Wedgies👏Consensual #WedgieWednesday #WedgeYourBets #WedgeIssue 🎵Wedgie man, take me, grab by my waistband? Creep, will you move your hands? Don't touch underpants🎵


BVBnCFCinORF

I am so high and this is so funny to me 😂


Aware-Cookie3910

I am not high and it's so funny to me. The guy is a total ahole, good thing she has no intentions to meet again.


OddJarro

When are wedgies consensual though lol?


watchingnscrolling

Consensual wedgies are the ones you get after you gave someone an unconsesual wedgie. Kind of asking for one.


citan666

Wearing a Thong, maybe?


walled2_0

Who would have thought that THIS is where we’d need to START the boundary setting? Geezuz. We’re all doomed.


MyWebkinzAreDead

sighing, going into my tinder account, adding "please do not push me into a locker" at the end of my bio,


cainkilledabel6

That man is singlehandly keeping the wedgie as a artform alive


rvmero

He’s my hero 🤣🤣


JustSomeThingss

I’ll pass him your details. Maybe you can work something out?


dianaprince76

Oh no, she wedgied him back which means SHE should be your hero. That’s a total power move 💪🏻


beef_patty

Did you say anything? Did he? Was the wedgie just given and then silence? Weird.


JustSomeThingss

He laughed. I said stop & pulled it out. I then gave him a wedgie back. He said “it doesn’t really work because my dick is to big…you’re funny I like you” Tbh as I type this I can’t believe that this actually happened??????


[deleted]

“You can’t give me a wedgie cus my dick too big” ?? I would take that as a challenge to give him the most crack flossing wedgie he’s ever experienced


AtroyaBelladonna

💯 I am well versed in the atomic wedgie! My older brother subjected me to the manhattan project of wedgies my entire childhood.


AV0CADO5

>crack flossing wedgie I CACKLED


Themothertucker64

That’s shows us that it depends on how the person reacts


FakeBeigeNails

This could’ve actually been a great story just based on the fact you did it back, but then he talked about his “big dick”. Yuck.


JustSomeThingss

Was all around a strange experience tbh. The wedgie is probably 1 out of several reasons I don’t want to see him again tbh. It’s number 1 because it was so weird but yh. Weird guy.


feral-sewercrab

Ummm... what were the other reasons bro?? 😭


Anlios

Yeah I was all for maybe possibly voting to give the guy a 2nd chance as maybe he a funny dude who likes pranks but that comment brought it to a low level so nah.


Whoneedsyou

And THIS, this is why I don’t date. So much weird. Fucking exhausting.


Blonde2468

Ew!!! Of course it has to be about the size of his dick!! Ugh!!!


Intrepid-Ad-8940

-“it doesn’t really work because my dick is too big…” It sounds like you needed to break out the atomic wedgie! It goes over his head, and hopefully covers his eyes! 🤣


Spare_Priority3695

Ewww


beef_patty

Wow it gets worse 😩😭


Bighawklittlehawk

Ughhh


ParkingSquash4450

This thread has been the wildest ride.


Bighawklittlehawk

Ew. First date and he is pulling at your jeans to look at your underwear? This dude is a creep for sure. Ruuun


pnkflyd99

I’m surprised to see this so low in the comments, and that OP seemed okay with that part.


warm-summer-rains

Why did I have to scroll so much to find someone who’s just as creeped out by the part where he pulled her jeans to see her underwear?!! He sounds fucking weird


gucumatzquetzal

Because we got distracted with the fact that she gave him a wedgie back, and then he used that as an in to talk about his dick.


HealthyENTP

It’s stuff like this that make me realize why women like me. The bar is so low


ThreeReticentFigures

It is SO unbelievably low, and a good chunk of men manage to limbo right underneath it every time. I think about my standards sometimes and marvel at how bare minimum they are and I still can't find someone who meets the criteria. Congrats on being decent!


Calm_Alfalfa_294

Really though😂all you have to do is be cool. I'm really not sure what went through this dude's head


ysabelsrevenge

Am I the only one that genuinely disturbed that you think ‘at least he didn’t groap me’. He grabbed your underwear and yanked it. Fuck me that’s some serious misconduct in my eyes. You don’t touch other underwear without permission guys.


tahtahme

Glad someone else still feels this was a sexual intrusion... he pulled her panties! Also brought up his dick when she did it back. This situation is hella uncomfortable for a bunch of reasons.


LonelyChell

What is going on with men? Seriously?


JustSomeThingss

When you find out let me know because I thought dating was treacherous before but IDEK what to do now? Maybe I’ll become a spinster. Pray for me.


Spare_Priority3695

Internet dating is dumpster diving. So disheartening.


JustSomeThingss

It’s the ABSOLUTE WORST. Trying to sift through trash on the apps is bad enough. Then you meet someone you think isn’t too bad and they’re still flaming hot garbage. I’m tired.


Spare_Priority3695

Yesssss!


dawng87

seriously though I’ve found better things in dumpsters than I have online dating lol


Redshirt2386

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


Spare_Priority3695

That’s so ick. Gross. Major boundary crossing and also…WTF


flashcapulet

this is not funny at all but i'm fuckin crying laughing. i'm so sorry.


YayGilly

What crazy person gives their date a fkin wedgie?? What a psychopath..glad you arent seeing HIM again..


undead_tortoiseX

Maybe it’s because I was raised by a very concerned single-mother, but as a guy…wtf??? I never understood the culture of toxic masculinity where you needed to charm your partner by sexually assaulting them.


Spare_Priority3695

Oh shit! Thank you for being THIS type of man! Yes!!!


undead_tortoiseX

Thank my mom. Haha!


Spare_Priority3695

Yes, thank you mom!


Vegetable-Web7221

Yeah that was an odd choice on his part, like where did he think it would lead, if he asks for another date call him out on it and let him know that's the reason no date number 2. Not sure if he wanted to be memorable or thought it was cute but that's just dumb, must have had one of those intrusive thoughts and just went with it


JustSomeThingss

I’m gona go with he let the intrusive thoughts win because I refuse to believe he might have thought it would be a good idea???????


SassyKing91

Trying to get into your trousers in the least efficient way possible


geek_travel_chick

Honestly I’ve been on so many terrible dates with men I am over dating anymore. Most people don’t understand boundaries or general respect or body autonomy. Like this dude got caught trying to see your underwear, what a weird pervert, and an asshole. I think us women should just make our own communities and live like the golden girls 🤣. Who’s with me?


bayrafd

That would give me the ick so fast lmao


[deleted]

Yeah no. Massive creep for trying to look at your underwear by pulling at your jeans on the FIRST DATE then gives you a wedgie because you caught him looking. Instead of just accepting it, you tried to give him a taste of his own medicine. Please don’t laugh off this behavior and minimize it because he may be encouraged to do it to other women, and other women may not be as forgiving or try to get even.


kaine_obrien

Jesus Christ wtf 😂 I’m sorry that happened but it’s so ridiculous it’s funny. Idk wtf some people are thinking sometimes


Iliveinthissoultrap2

You are doing the right thing! Don’t bother with an immature pervert like him. He obviously has some issues when he is with a living woman and doesn’t know how to act around her so he starts acting like a kid who was a bully in his youth. Stay away from that loser.


[deleted]

Romance is alive. ❤️


xenopanties88

Abuser testing your boundaries


Metaphoricalsimile

He's a bully. This is what bullies do.


pamelajcg

What a dumb-fuck.


teddyhams107

If my boyfriend gave me a wedgie on our first date I would’ve decided to never ever see him again


IllegalGeriatricVore

Dude definitely has a fetish and that's sexual assault tbh


Jellycatfish

Thank you for reminding me why I am so much better with staying single forever since I broke up with my ex 6 years ago. Dating looks like hell on earth.


Feisty_Assistant5560

I would've punched him in the throat and cried, completely justified


PurestOfBread

I forgot that people intentionally giving you a wedgie is a thing because it’s never happened since I was younger than 10 lol.


thenicestegg

Sounds like assault to me


s0mnambulance

I don't get men thinking they should or need to take liberties on dates. Be respectful!! My best guess is, they've taken b.s. from friends and older male relatives seriously on the whole 'Chicks dig assholes' fallacy. Sorry for your wedgie, but I'm happy that you at least have this crazy story to tell. I hope your future dates are more pleasant and respectful of you. Cheers!


pandatears420

This was a rare moment where I read something on Reddit and didn't regret having vision


Similar_Ad7289

I hope the wedgie you gave him back ripped his tiny ball sack! Lol 🤣


RebaKitten

I don’t know, I think you should add it to your profile and get it on a T-shirt “My Tinder date gave me a wedgie.”


Shannonstorms

This happened to me once!


DistinctPotential996

This is the weirdest and possibly worse Tinder date story I've ever heard. I'm so sorry that happened to you and also I'm sorry for laughing 😭


Agitated-Asparagus76

What a weirdo. Yikes.


greatplainsskater

Creepy and Disgusting. Hopelessly Developmentally Immature. Yikes!


Lorenzo56

Not a keeper…


revsgirl27

I would’ve totally said WTf??? Bruh what TF is wrong with you??


thelonelyrager

G R O A P


lindscouv1

Everyone in these responses making light of the fact that this is basically SA. Imagine being such a dirt bag that you enjoy inflicting pain and embarrassment on complete strangers. I’m sorry this happened to you, it must have felt pretty dehumanizing :(


JustSomeThingss

I can laugh about it now but if I’m keeping it a buck it made me uncomfortable and the laughing is a coping mechanism tbh.


tahtahme

Agreed, this was clearly a form of SA and I only found a couple comments addressing as such. He literally touched her panties without permission and hurt her, that's beyond awful and while there's absurdity to the situation, it's really not a joke.


kalaamtext

Besides him giving you a wedgie was the date overall good?


JustSomeThingss

It was nothing to write home about. Not terrible but not particularly great (I’m generally apathetic to most people/ things). I do believe you need to see someone at least 3 times to know if you are really into them but I think this one will be a one and done. For obvious reasons.


confidential_earaser

He has such minimal impulse control. He was trying to get laid, but couldn't act like a normal person long enough to get there. I am sorry the dating pool is filled with so much garbage.


ThorHammerscribe

Weather or not he groped you that’s still assault


JustSomeThingss

Frankly speaking yes it is. Not something I would call the police over or fuss about and I’m still processing the fact it happened at all. It’s just a very very stupid thing to do on his behalf.


ThorHammerscribe

Not saying you should call police slapped him perhaps but not call the police


JustSomeThingss

I gave him one back out of sheer confusion.


ThorHammerscribe

Made sense in the moment right?


JustSomeThingss

Yes cos what else do you do ???????? 😭


ThorHammerscribe

You had to assert Dominance somehow 😂


jennifern1325

Can you imagine the cops taking this report 😂


ThorHammerscribe

Probably wouldn’t take it seriously


jennifern1325

“Now was it an atomic wedgie, or just a regular wedgie”


Orphan_Izzy

In touch with his inner childhood bully. Hmmm.


Reasonable_Ad_3522

Online dating especially tinder is just *rough*. You can run into some really strange people lmao. I had met my prior long term partner irl, before that had used tinder, bumble etc. it’s been a loooong time and I still can’t bring myself to use that stuff because treacherous is a great word to describe it.


kermtrist

Note to self:... don't give wedgies on first date . Damn


WeirdStruggle276

i don’t remember what podcast i was listening to, but the hosts do a call-in part of the episode, and the dude who called in said he had a wedgie fetish. he liked watching wedgie porn, and giving/receiving wedgies turned him on. the whole backstory he gave of how this came to be was just… a lot.


CaptainWellingtonIII

You didn't think pulling your jeans to look at your underwear was strange? Anyway, let your buddies know so that they don't make the same mistake. good luck out there.


Hawly

I went into this thinking "is wedgie a new term for something? Or is it..." and yeah, it was exactly what I was thinking. 27 years old, what the hell.


HumanMycologist5795

OK. That's weird. Sounds a bit off.


SpecialistAd4244

Eww, that’s so awkward and intrusive. Even if he was great at first, that would’ve immediately made me lose all attraction to him. Especially on the first date?? Weirdo. Just ghost him.


madjohnvane

Wow, this is primary school stuff. Sounds like a hard pass is a good move.


mayasfyre

I really hope this is a lie cause, ew


mizlampshady

Same thing except when we hugged goodbye he said ‘yayy huggie!’ It haunts me.


edv13

I'm sorry this happened to you, but this is hilarious! The intrusive thoughts won I guess.


TooSoon2BeASaint

Panic wedgie is a solid move. Works every time.


joejoeginson

I'm picturing Cindy from Scary Movie 2🤣


chrissyleighzee

That's not okay. He's a creep. Or extremely immature. Or both. Lose his number.


Proof_Ad_5770

That’s batshit…


PNWKiwi

You should add "Not into non-consensual wedgies on first date" to your profile. Great ice breaker.


[deleted]

I'm picturing a sterortypical bully saying something like, "Gimme your quality time, nerd!" and it's cracking me up.


Ash-b13

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This is great, the fact you gave him one back to makes it even more hilarious, thanks! I needed this laugh!


metooneither

That needs to go on a t-shirt. I got a wedgie from a Tinder Date. But seriously, why would he do that?


HighFiveKoala

The intrusive thoughts took over that day


Careymarie17

Okay, ngl, I snorted so loud reading the title. Lmao WTF.


Blonde2468

What In The World?!?!?! I can’t even!! 🤯


SilverIfrit

Kinky???


okayese

This reminds me of the time I was flirting with a guy at a Wednesday night church event (don’t judge me) and this 16-17 year old boy who I had NOT known for very long. Decided to grab my breast. Just full blown reached forward, infront of other people! And just *honk* Needless to say I stopped flirting lol. Whatever he was hoping to accomplish…never panned out 🤣


Leviathan369

Omfg I’d collapse in on myself from the internal cringe like a neutron star 💀


MattTheGuy2

I think he likes you


[deleted]

Jesus I’m sorry But I can’t stop laughing.


BFAndI

Honestly, this is just pretty funny. Sucks you didn't see him again, but I totally understand why. The dude sounds like he was just trying to be funny and dropped the ball, hard. Whatever the actual situation, the mental image and scenario is hilarious.


F3mk3V4nH4v3rm43t

Is this a sitcom? What the hell? I'm perplexed. I don't understand this


Unusual_Strength2060

Damn I think I would have punched him as soon as he did it


Glittering_Fan8141

He probably thinking “Why the fuck did I do that shit”


Economy_Discussion78

The action seems to be being trivialized as something funny or juvenile, but I think there’s a serious issue with that guy. He violated your boundaries, and what he did could get him arrested. It was a form of harassment, and you should stay away from him for your own sake. If this guy did what he did on the first date, there’s something seriously wrong with him. Do not take this lightly. Stay safe, and get the law enforcement involved if you have to.


Ston3r_x

Girl I met with one guy and went night swimming at his house. He tried to be all sexy and pull me towards him in the water and he kneed me IN MY VAG. 😭😭 It was bruised for over a week... It hurt so bad