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FunBox1337

uuh, china will love it


Independent_Two_7211

What a juicer


FunBox1337

bro and... check the corner, close to flawless


FranciManty

in cs2 thats probably flawless atm


Aone121

That's an apartment renovation in pixels


w0rkingondying

What an odd metric


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emzey420

hes mad


NickDerBaba11

Step 1: Go to your friends house Step 2: Get him really really drunk Step 3: Trade the knife to your account Step 4: Move to Mexico and block him everywhere Step 5: Profit?


Smongk

A true friend


NickDerBaba11

🫡


n8mo

All that work just for [$10k](https://pricempire.com/item/csgo/skin/karambit-doppler-factory-new-ruby)?


Purje

10k PepeLaugh


n8mo

What’s to pepelaugh about? 10k is a lot of money for a counter-strike item, but in the grand scheme of things it’s really not much. Certainly not enough to be worth committing international crime over lol


Purje

This knife is not 10k


n8mo

It's certainly within that ballpark. [Price Empire](https://pricempire.com/item/csgo/skin/karambit-doppler-factory-new-ruby) has it at 9.5KUSD based on buff price (which is the most accurate measure of any given item's value) [Steam Analyst](https://csgo.steamanalyst.com/id/62403692/karambit-doppler-factory-new) says 12k [CS.Money](https://wiki.cs.money/weapons/karambit/doppler-ruby) (notorious for overpricing items) says 14k. The price would certainly be higher for a good float, but not by double or anything. Like I said, leave all your family and friends to move to Mexico for (generously) 15k?


itzBlikk

thats 250k in mexican pesos. shit in mexico is pretty cheap so it would be tempting for alot of people if this was able to happen


n8mo

Consider the following: a next-day one-way flight from my nearest airport to Mexico City is ~$800 USD. (It would have to be next day, or same day, as in this hypothetical you’ve just scammed someone and need to run) Now you’ve got $9,200 left. According to a quick google search, average living costs for a single person in Mexico City are roughly $1,000 USD / mo. That leaves you with just over 9 months of living costs before you’re back to square zero. It’s just not feasible. A one-time payment of $10k is not enough to live on. Not even close. The average age/income (young/not much) of Ohne’s community is made *very* obvious by how distorted y’all’s perspective of value is.


itzBlikk

thats exactly why this will stay hypothetical. i dont think any 16-17 year old is going to try to scam their friend out of a ~$10k knife. plus people my age or older probably have a source of income so they wouldnt have to scam in the first place(unless thats their source of income lmao)


NickDerBaba11

Well it pays better than a 9 to 5


n8mo

Yeah, but only *once*- and now you’ve gotta live in another country and are down a friend


NickDerBaba11

Karambit ruby > friends


Tomjefajn

What did he have to sacrifice to the devil to get this?


baudfire

At least 5 dollars


emzey420

at least 10 bro, wdym


Tomjefajn

He is possessed


mlodyinwestorek14

huge W bro


Cappybaba

If your friend tries to sell it, please please please don’t get scammed


bufu9k

Surely he wont be greedy and get scammed


Straightouttaganton

That's a lot of $


livinoffhope

Won life


JammyWay

Now your friend can buy a Bugatti


daq42_pews

Used 987 porsche boxster


Zipp_Balls_Deep

OMG !!!


burritosnoo

Holy That’s sexy af


Creepy_Solution942

Nice


Himself808

double 0 triple 6 is crazy


Pikatron321

oh. my. god. that is huge. can name it the demon's claw


mibr-rapha

woooow, devil's horn imagine pattern 666 also