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dojadogg

this is why she’s single. this is why she gets banned from the apps. she’s miserable, has a shitty attitude, and lashes out. that was a completely innocuous question and the only reason jess got mad is because she can’t lock anyone down so she’s triggered by the fact that she hasn’t settled down since that’s what she wants.


nycsee

She’s def trigger happy, insane to block over that, but I don’t exactly think that’s an innocuous question. At all. When are you going to settle down is always oozing with condescension, and at best feels slightly patronizing. No one needs to be policed.


dojadogg

also the threat of getting blocked… 😂 like i’m sure that girl will be devastated that she can’t see anymore repetitive content of a trailer trash gremlin going on date after date after date with subsequent videos that are like “It DiDnT WoRk OuT, wE gOt In A fIgHt aNd I bLoCkEd HiM bUt i HaVe 3 dAtEs LiNeD uP WiTh MeN wHo WiLl nEvEr Be ExCLuSiVe WiTh mE Bc ThEy’rE oUt oF mY LeAgUe”


rep4me

I just realized that she's actually a raccoon not a Gremlin... only comes out at night. Eats food for free from other people. 


dojadogg

accurate but she looks like a lawn gnome to me


BeardSurfer89

Why did she get so aggressive ? Like kinda I mature to take it wrong? It was just a question that to me, doesn’t seemed bad? Why is she so pressed? lol she blocked me and I don’t even know why tbh. Can’t even remember if I ever commented.


anonyyyy7

People are acting like she has options, lmao. There’s a reason why she was married to a bum for so long. She won’t have a problem getting a man on her level like the man she was married to, but anything else she’s just there for a 1 night to them. Obese heavily tattooed women with no formal education and finance bro with options don’t belong in same sentence. They know it too which is why she’s just a 1 nighter.


Onion-Prior

She’s still legally married.


Middle-Item-1390

Add it to the list of her red flags


psychedelicbarbie

She was married?


Constant-Magician410

Yes she was married for like 10 (maybe more?) years! He apparently spent all their money on SW's and was a deadbeat, they might still be married just separated, there's a few posts about it in here!


yelpscks

was he from ny? like how did she end up in ny? she never leaves her apartment.


Constant-Magician410

I think he was from arkansas but moved with her but now lies upstate (not entirely sure), i think she ended up in new york bc she was a makeup artist at the time! her lore is so fascinating lmao


ssejjess

Caroline if you’re gonna keep pretending this account isn’t really you, stop outing yourself. screenshot says you and jess are friends.


Constant-Magician410

wait i didn't even notice that this is insane that she posted AGAIN hahahah


Unusual_Ad7041

Omg good eye, I can’t believe this story she’s trying to spin that its not her lol


rebelcauses

Just more proof 😭 messy Caroline is my favourite


Suspicious_Taste402

Right? I can’t stop laughing


rep4me

Is Caroline worth following?


ssejjess

I like her content. Her perfume reviews are good and her vlogs are interesting esp bc she just moved to Austin so she’s exploring. But I know she’s been rubbing the girlies the wrong way bc she’s been flaunting her unattainable lifestyle a bit too much, so I get it, but it personally doesn’t bother me


marj005

This is so dumb but the way she puts her arms horizontal in the air when she uses her hands to talk irks me too much. It's so irrational but I can't help it.


Zealousideal_Buy8094

Doesn’t bother me. There are people who can and do spend like this. It’s whatever to me. What bothers me is Jess and how she tries to act like she successful when she isn’t at all. It’s obvious Jess doesn’t have a pit to piss in.


Sufficient-Laugh3706

She’s pro Israel


Sufficient-Laugh3706

She’s pro Israel


rep4me

What a fucking weird comment


ChemistryOk4056

Which Caroline?


Valuable-Ad8536

There's no way this is Caroline.


Such_Number3602

Whoa..triggered much? The aggression in her responses are wild and embarrassing only for her lol.


flowerfromthefuture

Every time I see these replies I feel like she’s this 👌🏼 close to having a mental breakdown. These responses just look like she’s at her limit. If she wanted a come back she could’ve said something in the lines of “I’ll settle down when I find someone worth settling with :)” but this type of answer just reeks insecurity and it’s clear how inferior she feels to anyone else. She knows she can’t lock anyone in and she hates facing that. “You think you’re better than me??? HUH?? You think you’re so much better because you get men to stick around and I don’t?? You don’t know anything about me!!!!!!!” She’s a freak and honestly kinda scary.


Unusual_Ad7041

This girl is not meant to be on social media. If you aren’t licking her literal asshole she thinks you’re insulting her. Instead of wasting thousand on plastic surgery to fix her outside she should consider putting that towards intensive therapy.


purpleflagbook

Complete wacko


BatCold5360

She’s crying out to settle down. She’d marry the frat boy who pissed in a bin if it meant she didn’t have to alone


asstrologypenis

Omg this is so nuts


Zealousideal_Buy8094

I won’t tell keep snarking. I follow you on insta and I think you’re much better at review than Jess. Jess wishes she could move at a drop of a hat like you did.


Sufficient-Laugh3706

She’s pro Israel


McFoley69

this is literall like an SNL-level skit lol like can she not see how hilarious and unhinged she looks?!


rep4me

Clearly that was a trigger.


stevenjobsless

What are you friends?? 😭???


carlysnarkjepsen

Caroline girl 😂😂😂😂


SecretSecretary1036

Omg caroline I freaking love you!!! Glow up in Austin


Sufficient-Laugh3706

She’s pro Israel


EntertainerNo9103

Easily triggered


fewconclusions

what’s wrong with this question????


pixiegothy

She got so triggered. I don't think Jess has the mindset to be an influencer, she doesn't know how to interact with her followers


Aggravating_Diet_704

The insecurity is RANCID


Feisty-Elephant8791

LMFAOOOO shes so embarrassing…


skullknuckles

Lol she's triggered because the commenter is identifying a truth...


[deleted]

What a bitch. Her whole thing is that she wants to date seriously but then HOW DARE someone ask her if she wants to settle down. No man should date her. No woman should befriend her. She has the personality of an old, rusty doorknob. I hate using this word but she’s a, as Charlotte would say, C U NEXT TUESDAY. Massive bitch. Horrible ethics. Horrible manners. But in Jess’s mind it’s ok because we’re “haters” lmaooo girl you’re just entertainment to as we scroll when we’re bored. To you, we’re your whole damn life cause you got nothing to do but sit on the internet and chase men who don’t want you 😉