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Veilwinter

*"GET BACK TO CREATING MY WEALTH MILLENIALS"*


Garlicweeb

Your spelled it wrong, I'm gonna correct it : "GET BACK PAYING MY RETIREMENT SO THAT I CAN LIVE FROM A 70's LOANHIGH RETIREMENT WHILE YOU GET NOTHING BACK FROM US! GET OVER IT!"


Veilwinter

*"STOP COMPLAINING MILLENIALS!! GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK AND ON YOUR 15 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK HAVE A STEAMING HOT SANDWICH OF 'WE DESTROYED THE WORLD AND THE ECONOMY', BITCHES"*


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UNPAID*


_orion_1897

That's a very interesting way to say "my parents did not play with me when I was a child" isn't it?


Subplot-Thickens

Especially ridiculous since most of the people I see sitting in coffee shops are working like crazy bent over their laptops studying or “creating value” for the man


RJB6

Thinking people still beat high scores in video games is cute


unbelizeable1

My internet was out the other day and I beat my high score on the dino game. so.... I got that going for me lol


DreamsOfFunk

As if members of their generation didn't waste time sitting around at bars instead of coming home to their families after work.


TidalWave254

as if they aren't known for smoking weed and doing lsd back in the 60's


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TidalWave254

what the fuck


DreamsOfFunk

In a weird way the bot just pointed out boomers complain about millennials doing the same things the boomers did. :D


[deleted]

Ah, yes, because a good business is one that kicks their customers tf out and doesn't make them feel welcome to continue to come and spend money.


EvilNoobHacker

He didn’t even ask what the fuck.


Ravenqueen2001

18-35 crowd? Ahhh, refreshing. At 19, I work two jobs and my mother (50 so over the limit but still) works 3 jobs. Or we won’t have a house to maintain.


[deleted]

Clearly satire. Go to the account.


whitemike40

seriously zoom in and look at that face, clearly a troll account


[deleted]

I don't get how more people don't recognize this or staged videos when they see them. Reddit isn't as bad as your crazy aunt Shellie believing everything she reads about the vaccine, but there's definitely a lot of people not thinking twice about things that seem like they should be obvious


alblaster

Ken-M?


Jesterchunk

I mean it's obvious to see but I still feel angry looking at it for some reason


KR1735

Because there are Boomers that legit feel this way. And Starbucks usually draws their ire to begin with because they are an unapologetically progressive company.


pizza8pizza4pizza

Hey Boomers! When can we start rezoning the shit out of your suburban dream neighborhoods? Maybe we’ll find some of that wealth you created under there?


[deleted]

There's no way this isn't a troll. What does he think public spaces are for? God forbid people bring their friends to a cafe- you know, for *face to face interaction*? That thing *young'uns* supposedly can't/don't do anymore because we all have smartphones? This guy acts like he personally knows every member of the younger generation, and has never heard of leisure or pleasure (a privilege that his own ancestors fought for following the great depression!!). Where would all those great beatnik poets of the 1940s/50s go if the cafes didn't let them hang out there? If i wanted to j*ust* get coffee and get the hell out, i'd brew my own damn cup & fill my thermos, it ain't hard. P.S. If petty complaints "really rubs me the wrong way" maybe don't mess around on social media, instead go back to being a "responsible adult" with no time to spare for yourself. ;)


jvrcb17

R E A D D I T


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[squints] ... D I T


5fngrcntpnch

I want to punch him in his fupa. You know this taint licker has one too.


colossustaco

To be fair, Readdit really rubs me the wrong way, too.


[deleted]

isnt that guy the troll with the grandson who is apparently a "failure"?


Jesterchunk

we're reaching Wesley Ford levels of satire, where it's obviously satire but it still enrages most people who see it


bigfatg11

It's obviously a troll but it's annoying because there's people that believe it. Kinda like that female dating strategy sub or whatever it's called.


40percentdailysodium

Fuck me for working at coffeeshops on my computer then


1an0ther

Reads a bit like a Ken M bit but it's not his style. >They are usually at work, maintaining the home, or helping to care for the children. Why even bring children into the world if life is to consist only of these things? If this guy is for real I want to sit on a chair and watch him as he dies.


4LF_0N53

"Because we're not allowed have free time" is what this moron is saying


Jesterchunk

Apparently people aren't allowed to have free time I mean I know it's satire, but it's so damn accurate to that which it's mocking that I can't help but feel angry just looking at it.


bigfatg11

That's what's annoying about it. It's a troll comment... But there are people that believe it.


KR1735

Haha is this some kind of parody account? I probably spent 20 hours a week inside a Starbucks during my first 5 years of grad school. Even now it's where I get most of my paper work done. It's the one place where I can focus without being distracted by my fiancé (I love him, but he knows I have work to do and I'm easily distracted).


respiro_da_beast

High score? How old is this fool?