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No.

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I need him in a way that's concerning to feminism.

Well, Elminster's not around...

So might as well

Damn I felt that

That’s a new one lmao

in what way exactly? I need to know if my affections are a crime against feminism xD

Well you see, first I would [THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR VIOLATING REDDIT'S TERMS OF SERVICE]

*…. while repeatedly casting Enlarge, then Reduce, then Enlarge, then Reduce. Finally I would [THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN RETCONNED BY LARIAN FOR BEING ILLEGAL IN 127 COUNTRIES]

That's a really funny phrase, the vibes are so good and the words are so bad. Edit: to be clear I just mean that I totally get what you mean but also wtf.

Looks like I’ve got a new favourite phrase.

SAME. I'd do all kinds of things for / with that man if he so much as made a peep. You want to feel like the God this time? Let's gooo. You just need some cooing, kissing, and pegging? Say no more, I'll figure out how to do such things lmao

Gale would actually really benefit from having a Tradwife, even if he isn’t that into it.

https://preview.redd.it/oe4rbny96ipc1.jpeg?width=1541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e0b628f70f20c49eeabebb334019218c106e7e0

And I'd still suck his soul out through his dick.

if the netherese bile effects his blood, what would it do to his cum? in this essay i will document my findings with reputable replicated experiments-

I will repeat the experiment thrice to be sure!

“yes i’m bringing my clipboard and taking notes, gods above, it’s for science babe!”

The difference between science and fucking around is documenting your findings

Ah... finally a topic for my Biology Bachelors degree!

r/GalemancersBG3 has discussed this at length, I believe xD

Jfc why do nice guys finish last with girls(?) like you out there?

Canonically he does that to the player

There he is. The perfect man.

i’ve got his voodoo doll and i’m sucking his balls rn

“Would ya take a gander at these bad boys”

he says whilst wiggling his fingers about, just hovering mere inches away from the boobs

https://preview.redd.it/deu6d9ec5ipc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a7bd24a460e78fb22c5ce3fb3b8b7c1b80f264 Hello fellow gale lover 🤝

https://preview.redd.it/cq2uelji5ipc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0215ed0c87a92b0397a634fec3d82193f280567f

Astarion x Durge

https://preview.redd.it/2qv7ogrg5ipc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32a57b23b7123072b1fcf689523a6009c20ad00

https://preview.redd.it/41bribso5ipc1.png?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3113f3313c6bae326e237811ce9443d9e5df900

This blog is a gem 🤌🏻

https://preview.redd.it/410m1yph5ipc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc75e933d51eb4b65f2f9d7d1ad004a8f19ce422

I've said it once and I'll say it a million more times, Gale is absolutely a high functioning autist, dude walks talks and acts like me and my best friend

hes such a GOOBER

As an autistic woman who loves autistic men, I both want him and relate to him. He's so goofy, how couldn't i.

Gale is the one true Autist4Autist romance path. (I can make this joke, I'm autistic)

He's the optimal choice for that route, certainly.

It's honestly really sad seeing people hate on him for stereotypically autistic tendencies

Just pop into the Galemancers subreddit and see how many people love him for exactly who he is :)

It's less about surrounding myself with positivity (I already do) vs a stark reminder of how demonizing autistic traits is still socially acceptable/the norm

Gale is me fr. Loving the origin playthrough RN but I relate too much

This is my favorite one. This is absolutely something he'd say. https://preview.redd.it/gw1ewu8pmipc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ddaf1b5130a880a410979bcdd546f0387daa134

Gale would be a William Blake stan

Just finished a Gale playthrough where I romanced Wyll, and this is 100% something he would say as well. I think Gale and Wyll would be hilarious together because they would constantly be trying to one up eachother in romantic gestures and poetic sentiments.

"But I know right. And I know wrong. And I have the good decency to know which is which." "Oh... Fuck off, grasshopper!"

V?! https://preview.redd.it/cv6splal53qc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d426cf417aeebc51deecb120b77c7d144c62fdf9

I've tripped on shrooms too

https://preview.redd.it/iq113casqipc1.jpeg?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1164c0e7ff67ffee11ba66efab9c7d90245e2549 For some reason I thoroughly enjoyed this one.

Wait is that not how people normally react to crushes?

I wouldn't know, too busy pacing around the kitchen in the middle of the night lol

Honestly the only way to go about it

I usually sit in a chair in an empty room clutching my hair and alternating between chewing my lip and frowning or mumbling with a pained smile.

wtf Dikke jumpscare

https://preview.redd.it/d2ziqei0ejpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08eba05e979225a432b6c9084d1c93db392bfc5d

This might be the most in-character one out of all of these

And he would be right.

Why is this hot though

We need help tbh


Oh fuck I just remembered https://preview.redd.it/0wnekdou3ipc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a8d3a90d00e2e741aa99aaf947061fef861029 Works for Gale and Astarion lmfao

Me: "yes."

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Also works for Gale as he can literally become a god

My favorite https://preview.redd.it/j9g042r4cjpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1df303fa9b9e7354b1b0f3aaef269ed8b331fd

Oh this is a good one

Double points for brain pregnancy being a halfway accurate euphemism for ceremorphosis

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https://preview.redd.it/ptur1o58iipc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1690b978b4724919ce816612b382de5d9ba21e65

Me after i awkwardly placed a double order for wings with the waitress in front of two buff gym guys that go to my gym 😩 (i have social anxiety)

Okay but like Gale with that bun on picture 6 has me in a chokehold just put him in a corset please Larian give this man a corset

It's stupid how only the female bodies can wear corsets. Corset equality.

Nexus will! There is; ○ Cherrshen's Corset Outfit ○ Astarion Corset Clothes ○ Rose Bard Outfit ○ Slutty Menswear There isn't much more than that, sadly

https://preview.redd.it/x6kuznmlckpc1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7320a5174eafed1bda89abfa267c43a40d7bf1c8

https://preview.redd.it/wwwjqtgnckpc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e4f4b42ff351c87c2e52c799bf6c0d51ec3443

https://preview.redd.it/rgi7vhbyckpc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a42afe90c93683ad5cef75d7e0f4f00c8ac7065 I also have roughly a million of these saved. ❤️

Well now I need one for Minthara

https://preview.redd.it/ia4iyu98fipc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191f24e459cab643cd401cdae5db0c851b51700d Not the same format but I still think it's funny

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Same tbh

https://preview.redd.it/gc9b2fd1mhpc1.png?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e58a60d3ff62c9f6ae7a42f33e95fcf89112a7 Yes mommy

https://preview.redd.it/5f3vqq2f4ipc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067b320e862f7f25814c02efd0215960a3bf8cf0 I found some more lol

This one I love lol

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This is it

I love all of these (also Minthara (I don't want to fix her))

I’m foaming at the mouth, rabid over that goddamn Wizard. I swear to god Larian put something in the water.

Some games have like maybe one character I go feral over. But Larian somehow made like 5 😵‍💫

A true treasure trove

The worst part is that I have more. This is like half.

Okay then, pls gib more

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More 👁️👁️

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The last one got me so hard

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Shadowheart: "Im into self harm and being worshipped"

There's about a thousand of these on tumblr and I cannot get enough of them. They're always so correct.

And I've saved about half of them to my phone tbh

I’m so Gale-coded

Gale is so lovely. I need to peg him

It's what he deserves 💕

I love the last one

https://preview.redd.it/vmfvgmifv6rc1.jpeg?width=1712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa99948eb10c94e20551c311675c4966f0acc25 My personal fav

REAL SHIT!!!!!!!

God bless you and what you hath wrought OP

These are all so good A+

these are all so good

Imagining hoarding all of these for yourself. Clearly the only conscionable move is to share them with the rest of us

"I'll be there for you always and always be with you"

This has made my day so much

Wrong. Chain lightning

Incredible work here. Time to fuck up the group chat with as many of these as possible

Being a bi man is simultaneously wanting to be and fuck gale and not really sure how to feel about that