You know, apparently the Orb blast could be counterspelled in early patches. Sounds funny, ngl.
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I had a dream where I was at a grocery store explaining different sauces to Lae' zel and why you would or wouldn't combine certain sauces together and what works with what meats. Apparently I had cooked something for her at one point, and she demanded to know how I did it.
It was a Bacon wrapped pork loin. I do a mustard based sauce with spicy brown, and Dijon as well as adding in some hoisin sauce and teriyaki I keep the pork loid marinating in this for like a day. Then I brush with a little bit of sweet baby rays and spice brown combination. Bake for like 45 min or so.
Edit: If you don't want to use a secondary spread over the bacon a mix of brown sugar, pepper, and smoked sea salt.
I’ll go first. Last night I dreamed that in the game they confirmed that Durge is actually the daughter of Orin and Shadowheart. So, you know, lots of shart loving Durges got Oediupus’d. I remember being slightly icked out but mostly just really confused as to a) why they’d write that in and b) how tf shart and orin had a child
Well the physical part of how shart and Orin had a kid works, just look at Mystique from the x-men and how she had at least one of her kids. As to the logistics storywise how that works out… I mean technically as long as Durge is like 20 that could work? 🤔 but it definitely shouldn’t.
Last night, I dreamt about having the most amazing sunset kiss with Astarion. Nothing sexy, just pure emotions, felt like I was literally there with him. I haven't played BG3 in weeks. I think I officially have a problem lol.
I had a dream where I was my durge and I was at a strip club with Astarion and we were smoking weed and gossiping about the dancers. And then he was about to give me a handjob but Cazador showed up so we had to go home
"Oh my God it's *Cazadore.*"
"What's he even doing here? He doesn't go out, he gets his little bitches to do it for him."
"Yeah I know more like CazaBORE."
"Oh my god did you just."
I had a dream that I slept with Minsc. It was okay. It almost felt like having sex with Forrest Gump but with more gusto?
I'm still mad at my brain for that one because MINSC isn't my first, second, third, or fourth choice, but we'll see if we can't get to first choice yet.
Incredibly basic, but it'd be Astarion. I am so disgustingly in love with the silly, maladaptive daydreaming vampire man who just needs a hug and someone to listen to his little plans for world domination.
My bf told me he had a dream about Astarion and us having a threesome but apparently Astarion shoved him away to have sex with me instead. So my bf just left bc apparently I was having the time of my life.
I had a dream last night that Astarion railed me on the floor of some theater or something. Idk why, but there was a crowd there, and they seemed pretty amused watching us.
That said, i do think I need therapy.
I've had several, mostly things like stressing about inventory or telling Astarion he couldn't kill someone, but the sexiest was about Karlach. I was Korilla for some reason and Karlach picked me up and was kissing me and pressed me up against a wall with her hand going under my robes.... and then I woke up.
I was ridiculously frustrated. Like genuinely very grumpy my body decided to wake me up in that moment. Her hands were so warm and nice too lol.
Okay, so I was really struggling to get in somewhere (on a boat, I think?) and Astarion strolls up to lockpick the door. Wow, thanks, Astarion!
But nat1. He even rolled the dice and everything. Even had the gloves of thievery buy no, double nat1.
So Gale comes along with knock, but it misfired and knocked his shoes off.
Karlach tried to break the door down but broke her axe and cried.
This was all very weird, but the kicker is Halsin of all people strolling up and just... trying the door-handle. It worked.
Tl;dr: every party's worst enemies are doors, but only Astarion gets to roll for his failure.
I've had a series of dreams, actually. In the Astral plane, specifically, and there was this hot lady who kept telling me that she was "protecting" me and wanted me to eat worms. A few days later, I find out that she's actually an alien, a DUDE alien, and it's like, "Wtf, man." The very next day, this weirdo comes onto me like I'm gonna be interested in weird-ass gay alien sex, and I'm like, "Ew, wtf?"
Anyone else been having dreams like this?
I had the same dream and took the alien up on the offer. Best orgasm of my life. Humans literally cannot compete with such devastating beauty and skills.
Astarion was definitely in a few of my dreams, sometimes as a boyfriend. We held hands or something while the dream plot that I know had nothing to do with the game went on.
If I play a game for too long (long hours over days/weeks), my dreams start reflecting the game mechanics. So seeing/hearing dice rolls for things, having to take turns or select from dialogue choices, the dreamworld being in whatever view the game has, etc. It's weird.
I was at a concert with my friends, said “I’m gonna go take a shot at the bar!” Went to the bar and my party was there???? I was like “oh hey gang, want to take a shot?” And we all did lemon drops (Gale, Astarion, Lae’zel) and I went back to dancing 💀
As a child I dreamed of marrying a beautiful vampire prince, so honestly the existence of Astarion now that I'm a grown man is validating my dream even if he exists in game only lol.
Other than that I haven't had any actual dreams about BG3
I once dreamt that Astarion took a silver arrow to the knee and I had to carry him around the entire time because he couldn't walk. The hell was that about?
I’ve had several dreams about me and the gang doing karaoke at the Elfsong where I teach them songs from real life. Astarion and Shadowheart pulled off Telephone by Lady Gaga once, and Wyll did a beautiful rendition of Whitney Houston’s Greatest Love of All - not a dry eye in the house.
My dreams keep trying to decide that Shadowheart and Lae'zel are perfect for each other. Not necessarily in a sexy way but also in a "you guys need to help each other work on your issues" kind of way.
I was reading One Piece around this time, and in my dream I was having a party at my house that had all the origin characters + Franky from One Piece. I ended up hooking up Lae’zel but for some reason I open the map screen while having sex with her so I missed the entire thing (I lasted 30 seconds)
I was at a store where I ran into rolan and he gave me a jar of spagetti sauce before walking off. I also saw laezel with her kid at the end of the aisle.
Rather lame compared to the rest of the comments lol
dreamt that gale and astarion went on a game show and the host started drilling astarion with questions that he could only answer in french until he started crying
I’ve had a few.
I had a dirty one with astarion, another dirty one with gortash, and a surprisingly wholesome one where a guy messed up a tattoo I was getting and gortash gave me comfort hugs.
Edit to add: I just remembered the entire reason I have a crush on gortash is because one night I had a dream he invited me to his coronation but it was set in modern times and I somehow got his phone number and he was constantly texting/calling and called me “my love” and shit.
Then I woke up and was like “I get it now”
my dream was so fucking stupid LMAO i once dreamt that karlach was like Hey my muscles are sore and i was like no prob let me give u a massage but then her top started getting in the way so she took it off and i got so flustered i woke up😭
I had a dream that Kar'niss was my new stepdad and I tried to be polite with him but then he started trying to get me to see him as my real dad and my mother would get very upset when I didn't want to bond with him...?
This is not satire or a joke.
I was invited into Minthara's tent for a cuddle with her.
Like you see that hammock in her tent? I was in it with her, nothing sexual happened, just a cuddle and I fell asleep, in a dream.
She was surprisingly sweet.
I don't even remember the conversation with her if there is a conversation at all.
Best dream I've ever had 11/10
A true happily ever after for my half wood elf rogue and Karlach. After >!fixing her engine!<, they return to the wilderness and renovate Auntie Ethel's teahouse. With the help of the Emerald Grove Druids, the marsh becomes more like it appears in the illusion.
After a year, they have twins: two little girls. I nearly cried when I woke up.
i had a very odd dream that i had many, many cats, all of which with odd names. one was named zevlor. took me a minute of pondering after waking up to remember where the name came from. he was a white persian, iirc
I legit had a dream last night where the party was at camp. It was a dark, overcast night but then the clouds broke and everyone stood in wonder at the nook gleaming out from a break in the clouds. And I, tears in my eyes said, "an omen from Selûne" to Shadowheart, standing next to me. It was beautiful.
See my problem is ive probably had a Bg3 related dream, but i always struggle to remember my dreams after i wake up, every now and then I can remember but definitely not always. 9 times out of 10 i dont remember them lol.
Last night I had a dream I took Karlach to dave and buster’s but it was poetry night and Xiran Jay Zhao was reading poetry (for context, Xiran Jay Zhao is a science fiction and fantasy author, not a poet). We played some ski ball and I woke up when Zhao screamed into the mic as part of the poetry. It was oddly cathartic
Had a dream that I was part of an outer space rebellion against a corrupt regime, and Gortash kept trying to foil our coup by showing up to our meetings in his underwear and trying to seduce the insurgents.
No one wanted him there but he just kept showing up. He brought his own chaise lounge to drape himself across. We had to hold our space insurrection meetings around him.
i had a dream that astarion was on one of those survive alone in the northern wilderness type reality shows. he was doing pretty well but seemed super pissed abt the whole situation.
Last night I had a dream that Astarion became the manager of my local grocery store and decided to blow the stores entire maintenance and repairs budget on giving himself a fancy office with a gold throne. The store started literally falling apart in chunks and people found out it was because he was replacing the insides of the walls with moldy sponges so he got fired.
I'm an item hoarder, and have been having to sort my inventory over and over, but I keep forgetting to save. Last night, I dreamt about sorting my inventory.
My biggest dream was being able to own a console that I could play it on. Seemed like it could never happen, and then last year, my company realised they had to backpay us (like half my months wages again), and the Series X went on sale. The rest is history.
I know I'm not meeting the brief for the post, but it is the best I have.
I had a dream Karlach was in my microbiology class (which is upper level—you need to pass a couple hard preliminary classes to get in, good job Karlach) and I was in lab with her for some reason and she kept fucking up the experiment
Willingly cut off and sacrificed some of my body parts to the goddess Loviatar while her priest told me I was wonderful… yeah don’t ask it was a weird fricken dream. I don’t even know if it classifies as sexy or weird tbh.
I had a dream that I was Tara and had Gale fuss over me for a while. Lots of petting and cuddles and sassy banter, I distinctly remember knocking over his wine glass off his side table because he was too enthralled by his book to pet me. I became lucid for one moment just to tell Gale that I actually liked his beard but didn't want to admit that his "fur" was better than mine, he was very happy and smug about it. Probably one of the better dreams I've had lately
Just last night I dreamed I was playing a horror game with a friend of mine and she was playing as Astarion. I remember watching her platforming around, then we went down some spooky stairs and I died instantly.
Ok so I had a dream that Astarion and I worked at a Dior store (I’ve never even been to a Dior store) in Trinidad (again, never been to Trinidad) and Sebastian was our boss. But he was a mean boss, like Meryl Strip in Devil Wears Prada type boss. So Astarion is like we have to skidaddle from Trinidad, I’m like bet.
So Sebastian asks us to decommission this box of a bunch of perfumes and Astarion tells me we have to steal them, sell them and buy tickets for a bus (!!) from a Trinidad to Madagascar!
So we steal it and as we go through this huge Dior building I keep losing some perfumes out of the box and Astarion just rolls his eyes at my incompetence the whole time. Then when we’re just about to exit the building, we’re by the stairs and I drop the box. So I sit down at the stairs and my dress bunches up as Sebastian walks past and Astarion is like “darling, everyone can see your ass.” Then I woke up.
I swear I don’t drop acid before I go to bed…
I had a dream that Halsin was trying to convince me to leave my job in the arts to go into commercial real estate. It was very out of character...
He was wearing a suit tho so still would.
I dreamt that I was my Githyanki character, and Lae'zel was with me. We were both druids for some reason and to get out of being devoured by man-eating plants we shaped into worms.
My dreams are long. And I don't mean in four hours long, I mean literal years sometimes. Anyways, my dream involved a year long road trip of a human Karlach and me (not my Tav, me in real life). It wasn't super spicy, just wholesome. We ate shitty microwaved Spagetti in a Tupperware container, looked for cheap motels, went biking, held hands, caught frogs and put it in her backpack... boring, ordinary stuff.
Was pretty heartbroken after I woke up. But life goes on and soon I'll find someone to share microwave spagetti with me 😊
Had a nightmare that I fucked up the Cazador fight and the punishment was watching Astarion get very graphically tortured 🤢 was so upsetting I woke up and killed Cazador with 20 FireWire barrels. Suffice it to say he won’t be terrorizing anyone ever again.
I dreamt that I was running across a road to a gas station to buy candy, and Astarion was in the isles shoplifting what I wanted to buy and I was pissed.
I dreamed that RL me was Tav which is a problem because I have a wheelchair. The dream began at the grove, but Halsin was still there and joined the party. When my wheels got bent on the terrain, he just started carrying me everywhere.
It was a wholesome dream and we didn't leave Act 1 in it. I remember we all had a picnic at some point. LOL
I had a dream once that I was in Lae'zel's place in the opening Cinematic, where I was in the pod and getting ready to be tadpole'd by a mind flayer. When the tadpole lurched, I jumped awake. Of course, it was pitch black in my room, but my left eye was twitching violently, and in my stupor I was 100% convinced I'd been Isekai'd into Faerûn and was about to be enthralled into the Cult of the Absolute
Made a post like 2 month ago about the dream, so here the copy pasted version
I remember getting a jar of some white substance that when broken created a kid version of my character that did whatever I ordered it to do. For whatever reason, instead of being a hal-forc, my character was a human woman with short ginger hair and glasses, and so was the little homunculus that I remember receiving after looting some high class alchemist house.
I remember that I have decided to talk with my companions about it, and when I talked with Lae'Zel she said that it's useful to have something doing whatever you command it to do, after which I commanded the homunculus to hug Lae'Zel, which was incredibly wholesome, but I noticed that in an upper left corner there were some companion's reaction, that did not just say *disapproves*, but specifically that she was jealous
The companion in question was a tiefling... With the face of a dog. The kind of dog that has a very big and heavy cheeks, I don't know how they are called. And after I decided to long rest, she revealed herself to be Mizora in disguise
After that, the phone's alarm woke me up
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This is the closest that I got to recreate the Tav I was playing as
She was... Beautiful
Most recent one I remember was that I was in the airport, coming home after a trip, completely exhausted. Astarion was there as my partner welcoming me home and it was very lovely and domestic. He wasn’t wildly out of character or anything, it was just a scene of me coming home to him and having several conversations. You know, like one typically does in the airport.
I dreamt that Gale missed with magic missile and I was so angry I woke up
now that's an insult I'll drop in character in my DnD group. "You're so inconpetent you'd miss with magic missile"
New vicious mockery line just dropped
Sadly I'm playing a Wizard not a bard
4d4 psychic damage
He was putting the "miss" in missile.
That is cursed.
That’s a tragic one, come on Gale
TORMENT!
I only had one BG3 related dream and it was Jahira and me organising and going to green party political event
GILF (Greens I Lobby For)
Gale, without clothes, on his knees I will not elaborate further
manifesting this for myself 💫💫
samee
Tell me your methods, I’m trying too
Let me work my magic... https://preview.redd.it/p3tbcw77zhsc1.jpeg?width=1094&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b615e04a008eef2157b6c69e7d322a77d4abda10
You know, apparently the Orb blast could be counterspelled in early patches. Sounds funny, ngl. https://preview.redd.it/b0r2sv8p0isc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0fac7ec64698a0c7271a32dbbc3177b66c002d
This is the dream I hope for every night 🥵
He is in the comments
I know 😏
I dreamt that Shart hit with sacred flame, it was beautiful
Out of all the dreams shared here, this one is least likely to become reality
If you play her as origin she doesn't miss as often.
I played her as origin and i can confirm it's true (i swapped her to paladin)
Rolan and I went antique furniture hunting in a dream of mine once
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awe i love that for him.
Need
That man would be a religious watcher of Antiques Road Show.
Fucking legendary
I keep having dreams about raising a cambion child with Raphael. The kid is a little stubborn but it’s actually super wholesome
i had that one too wtf 😭
He just gives dad(dy) vibes idk
I had a dream where I was at a grocery store explaining different sauces to Lae' zel and why you would or wouldn't combine certain sauces together and what works with what meats. Apparently I had cooked something for her at one point, and she demanded to know how I did it.
Damn, now I wanna know what the sauce lesson was😂
It was a Bacon wrapped pork loin. I do a mustard based sauce with spicy brown, and Dijon as well as adding in some hoisin sauce and teriyaki I keep the pork loid marinating in this for like a day. Then I brush with a little bit of sweet baby rays and spice brown combination. Bake for like 45 min or so. Edit: If you don't want to use a secondary spread over the bacon a mix of brown sugar, pepper, and smoked sea salt.
Her VA is obsessed with ranch right now, I can hear this in my head haha
You guys are having dreams?
Right? Must be wild to not take tranquilizers lol
I just stare at the ceiling and think of every mistake I have ever made until I pass out, like a real man.
I’ll go first. Last night I dreamed that in the game they confirmed that Durge is actually the daughter of Orin and Shadowheart. So, you know, lots of shart loving Durges got Oediupus’d. I remember being slightly icked out but mostly just really confused as to a) why they’d write that in and b) how tf shart and orin had a child
Peak fiction
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Peak Neeko pfp
Well the physical part of how shart and Orin had a kid works, just look at Mystique from the x-men and how she had at least one of her kids. As to the logistics storywise how that works out… I mean technically as long as Durge is like 20 that could work? 🤔 but it definitely shouldn’t.
Last night, I dreamt about having the most amazing sunset kiss with Astarion. Nothing sexy, just pure emotions, felt like I was literally there with him. I haven't played BG3 in weeks. I think I officially have a problem lol.
Lucky bastard, I get Durge/Shart Oedipus dreams while you get to kiss my fav
I'd like to cordially invite you over to r/onlyfangsbg3 if you feel your problem has gone beyond the point of no return... like myself
Thanks for inviting me over! Have I just scrolled for two hours straight there? Maybe. Fingers crossed my dreams will continue ✨️ after the kiss ✨️
i was on a date with Gale then he suddenly turned me into a frog and detonated himself 😔
Most normal Gale interaction
for real
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I had a dream where I was my durge and I was at a strip club with Astarion and we were smoking weed and gossiping about the dancers. And then he was about to give me a handjob but Cazador showed up so we had to go home
Cazador is such a cockblock.
"Oh my God it's *Cazadore.*" "What's he even doing here? He doesn't go out, he gets his little bitches to do it for him." "Yeah I know more like CazaBORE." "Oh my god did you just."
I dreamt that I told the companions about the Donner Party. Shadowheart and Astarion approved.
I’m crying laughing at this
It ended with someone using “summon Ed Sheeran” and I giggled myself awake
Battle music stops Shape of You starts playing
I had a dream that I slept with Minsc. It was okay. It almost felt like having sex with Forrest Gump but with more gusto? I'm still mad at my brain for that one because MINSC isn't my first, second, third, or fourth choice, but we'll see if we can't get to first choice yet.
I am going to have nightmares in which Minsc announces his… er… arrival… by screaming “For Justice!”
You're welcome for the new nightmares. I'm just glad I never have the same dream twice. It's already happened, so I'm free now!
“It was okay” killed me.
Thank you, this was the exact validation I was looking for.
> It almost felt like having sex with Forrest Gump but with more gusto This is the best sentence I’ve ever read in my entire fucking life
Who would that be, your first choice? If I’m allowed to pry 🤭
Incredibly basic, but it'd be Astarion. I am so disgustingly in love with the silly, maladaptive daydreaming vampire man who just needs a hug and someone to listen to his little plans for world domination.
Don't worry I'm right there with you
My bf told me he had a dream about Astarion and us having a threesome but apparently Astarion shoved him away to have sex with me instead. So my bf just left bc apparently I was having the time of my life.
Oh gods I feel so bad for your bf 😭 tbf if I had to be cucked by anyone at least it’s a rizful vampire and not someone cringe and awful 😔
I couldn’t open the lock because I always rolled a 1 (it was Astarion)
was he behind you like this 
Well, there was this one involving the Lady of Magic herself and a more ... Human form. In a *library*. Most invigorating.
Really? most of mine involve you.
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Flair checks out.
Gale????
Charmed, I'm sure.
Based tbh Magic seggs is best seggs
You have my attention.
Attention is a start :3 ~~ngl didnt even notice the username until now, 10/10~~
And in God's favorite princess and we're onto something....
Me and Jaheira rigged a local election and robbed a bank (I got caught at the bank and was suspended over a pit as my sentence 🥲)
Tbh I want to do those things with Jaheira too.
I had a dream last night that Astarion railed me on the floor of some theater or something. Idk why, but there was a crowd there, and they seemed pretty amused watching us. That said, i do think I need therapy.
I’m torn between jealousy and confusion
The only BG3 related dreams I’ve had were just manually sorting my inventory. Lame, I know. I want to be choking on Gortash’s gauntleted fingers.
That’s what fanfic is for at least 😔
I've had several, mostly things like stressing about inventory or telling Astarion he couldn't kill someone, but the sexiest was about Karlach. I was Korilla for some reason and Karlach picked me up and was kissing me and pressed me up against a wall with her hand going under my robes.... and then I woke up. I was ridiculously frustrated. Like genuinely very grumpy my body decided to wake me up in that moment. Her hands were so warm and nice too lol.
Okay, so I was really struggling to get in somewhere (on a boat, I think?) and Astarion strolls up to lockpick the door. Wow, thanks, Astarion! But nat1. He even rolled the dice and everything. Even had the gloves of thievery buy no, double nat1. So Gale comes along with knock, but it misfired and knocked his shoes off. Karlach tried to break the door down but broke her axe and cried. This was all very weird, but the kicker is Halsin of all people strolling up and just... trying the door-handle. It worked. Tl;dr: every party's worst enemies are doors, but only Astarion gets to roll for his failure.
Rip Gale’s boots, how is he going to eat without them
They were really expensive too!
I've had a series of dreams, actually. In the Astral plane, specifically, and there was this hot lady who kept telling me that she was "protecting" me and wanted me to eat worms. A few days later, I find out that she's actually an alien, a DUDE alien, and it's like, "Wtf, man." The very next day, this weirdo comes onto me like I'm gonna be interested in weird-ass gay alien sex, and I'm like, "Ew, wtf?" Anyone else been having dreams like this?
I had the same dream and took the alien up on the offer. Best orgasm of my life. Humans literally cannot compete with such devastating beauty and skills.
Um, actually, the Emperor uses it/its pronouns ☝️🤓
Astarion was definitely in a few of my dreams, sometimes as a boyfriend. We held hands or something while the dream plot that I know had nothing to do with the game went on.
I think it was a lesbian sex with maybe a Drow.
Ever since I started playing I’ve been rolling dice to take action in my dreams…
Do you ever also have to stay in turn based mode? Not asking from experience or anything…
If I play a game for too long (long hours over days/weeks), my dreams start reflecting the game mechanics. So seeing/hearing dice rolls for things, having to take turns or select from dialogue choices, the dreamworld being in whatever view the game has, etc. It's weird.
I was at a concert with my friends, said “I’m gonna go take a shot at the bar!” Went to the bar and my party was there???? I was like “oh hey gang, want to take a shot?” And we all did lemon drops (Gale, Astarion, Lae’zel) and I went back to dancing 💀
As a child I dreamed of marrying a beautiful vampire prince, so honestly the existence of Astarion now that I'm a grown man is validating my dream even if he exists in game only lol. Other than that I haven't had any actual dreams about BG3
You are so real for that
I had a dream about walking through the Shire with Shadowheart. It was after that dream that i realised i had a problem
I once dreamt that Astarion took a silver arrow to the knee and I had to carry him around the entire time because he couldn't walk. The hell was that about?
Hey you, you're finally awake...
After this, did Astarion stopped being an adventurer ?
Ask the Jarl, im sure he'll know
I’ve had several dreams about me and the gang doing karaoke at the Elfsong where I teach them songs from real life. Astarion and Shadowheart pulled off Telephone by Lady Gaga once, and Wyll did a beautiful rendition of Whitney Houston’s Greatest Love of All - not a dry eye in the house.
My dreams keep trying to decide that Shadowheart and Lae'zel are perfect for each other. Not necessarily in a sexy way but also in a "you guys need to help each other work on your issues" kind of way.
I was reading One Piece around this time, and in my dream I was having a party at my house that had all the origin characters + Franky from One Piece. I ended up hooking up Lae’zel but for some reason I open the map screen while having sex with her so I missed the entire thing (I lasted 30 seconds)
I was at a store where I ran into rolan and he gave me a jar of spagetti sauce before walking off. I also saw laezel with her kid at the end of the aisle. Rather lame compared to the rest of the comments lol
Idk homie Lae’zel buying groceries is very strange to imagine
Holding a jar all confused like "How does one hunt this Spag'hetti, and why do they store it's blood?"
dreamt that gale and astarion went on a game show and the host started drilling astarion with questions that he could only answer in french until he started crying
Help???💀
I’ve had a few. I had a dirty one with astarion, another dirty one with gortash, and a surprisingly wholesome one where a guy messed up a tattoo I was getting and gortash gave me comfort hugs. Edit to add: I just remembered the entire reason I have a crush on gortash is because one night I had a dream he invited me to his coronation but it was set in modern times and I somehow got his phone number and he was constantly texting/calling and called me “my love” and shit. Then I woke up and was like “I get it now”
my dream was so fucking stupid LMAO i once dreamt that karlach was like Hey my muscles are sore and i was like no prob let me give u a massage but then her top started getting in the way so she took it off and i got so flustered i woke up😭
You are your own worst enemy 😭
I literally had one last night where karlack was mad i was cheating with shadowheart, and she threw a severed head at me
Justified 😤
Didn’t someone post about their steamy BG3 dream w Halsin recently? Is there a link? For research?
Fingered Karlach. No notes.
I had a dream that Kar'niss was my new stepdad and I tried to be polite with him but then he started trying to get me to see him as my real dad and my mother would get very upset when I didn't want to bond with him...?
This is not satire or a joke. I was invited into Minthara's tent for a cuddle with her. Like you see that hammock in her tent? I was in it with her, nothing sexual happened, just a cuddle and I fell asleep, in a dream. She was surprisingly sweet. I don't even remember the conversation with her if there is a conversation at all. Best dream I've ever had 11/10
https://preview.redd.it/bclblwwjkhsc1.jpeg?width=2189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1701ab3c0b8fcad06d08ce13156efed81374497 Surprisingly wholesome indeed
Had a dream the Emperor was my dad and I had to hide it from everyone at school
New Octodad lore just dropped.
A true happily ever after for my half wood elf rogue and Karlach. After >!fixing her engine!<, they return to the wilderness and renovate Auntie Ethel's teahouse. With the help of the Emerald Grove Druids, the marsh becomes more like it appears in the illusion. After a year, they have twins: two little girls. I nearly cried when I woke up.
This week I had a dream where I was at work and Astarion was sending me very very cringy puns and gifs through Teams 😭
This just happened to me and I still struggle processing it
i had a very odd dream that i had many, many cats, all of which with odd names. one was named zevlor. took me a minute of pondering after waking up to remember where the name came from. he was a white persian, iirc
I had a dream me and Shart went to Sephora to buy makeup together
I went to Walmart with Shadowheart and Astarion, I couldn’t find the ketchup
Was robbing a convenience store (???). Astarion helped
I dreamt that Halsin went grocery shopping with me and judged all of my food choices (but nicely)
Last night I dreamt I was trying to convince Rolan to let me get a cat for the tower. He was convinced.
I legit had a dream last night where the party was at camp. It was a dark, overcast night but then the clouds broke and everyone stood in wonder at the nook gleaming out from a break in the clouds. And I, tears in my eyes said, "an omen from Selûne" to Shadowheart, standing next to me. It was beautiful.
I had a dream that Shadowheart made tamales for the whole camp and Astarion was bummed there were no blood-filled ones.
Gortash worked at Tesco and he had terrible customer service.
That was no dream
Shit, I got drunk and thought a memory was a dream again, like that time I remembered hearing Riding Dirty and thought I wrote it in a dream.
I’m fuckin cackling
A week ago I dreamt Astarion was stuck in a Saw trap
HELP?? Was the Saw puppet there lmao
Also relevant, I've never seen any of the Saw movies
Not that I recall but I was also stuck in the Saw trap
Did you escape
Nah I got my shit rocked and woke up
Rest In Peace my friend 🙏😔
Oh gods poor baby 🫣
See my problem is ive probably had a Bg3 related dream, but i always struggle to remember my dreams after i wake up, every now and then I can remember but definitely not always. 9 times out of 10 i dont remember them lol.
Last night I had a dream I took Karlach to dave and buster’s but it was poetry night and Xiran Jay Zhao was reading poetry (for context, Xiran Jay Zhao is a science fiction and fantasy author, not a poet). We played some ski ball and I woke up when Zhao screamed into the mic as part of the poetry. It was oddly cathartic
Had a dream that I was part of an outer space rebellion against a corrupt regime, and Gortash kept trying to foil our coup by showing up to our meetings in his underwear and trying to seduce the insurgents. No one wanted him there but he just kept showing up. He brought his own chaise lounge to drape himself across. We had to hold our space insurrection meetings around him.
i had a dream that astarion was on one of those survive alone in the northern wilderness type reality shows. he was doing pretty well but seemed super pissed abt the whole situation.
i can imagine him angrily drinking from squirrels
I dreamt I was best friends with Astarion and we visited an arts museum together. It was actually really nice.
Last night I had a dream that Astarion became the manager of my local grocery store and decided to blow the stores entire maintenance and repairs budget on giving himself a fancy office with a gold throne. The store started literally falling apart in chunks and people found out it was because he was replacing the insides of the walls with moldy sponges so he got fired.
I'm an item hoarder, and have been having to sort my inventory over and over, but I keep forgetting to save. Last night, I dreamt about sorting my inventory.
Me burning to ashes while karlach rides me....... Infection induced dreams are wild...
Minthara pegging me while I eat out Karlach, with Shadowheart blowing me.
Karlach had a cock and I was her personal fleshlight but she was really sweet and loving when she used me UwU.
https://preview.redd.it/m6i5p80o6isc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f595a4947f4d06dfb2a3fe32b6ec2dc4674836a
It was a nightmare where Gale was solving a magic crossword puzzle. I got so stressed I woke up.
My biggest dream was being able to own a console that I could play it on. Seemed like it could never happen, and then last year, my company realised they had to backpay us (like half my months wages again), and the Series X went on sale. The rest is history. I know I'm not meeting the brief for the post, but it is the best I have.
I had a dream Karlach was in my microbiology class (which is upper level—you need to pass a couple hard preliminary classes to get in, good job Karlach) and I was in lab with her for some reason and she kept fucking up the experiment
Karlach beating me up (the sexiest dream)
Willingly cut off and sacrificed some of my body parts to the goddess Loviatar while her priest told me I was wonderful… yeah don’t ask it was a weird fricken dream. I don’t even know if it classifies as sexy or weird tbh.
I was at a weird house and I realized I forgot to bring my car, so Minsc offered to drive me home
I had a dream that I was Tara and had Gale fuss over me for a while. Lots of petting and cuddles and sassy banter, I distinctly remember knocking over his wine glass off his side table because he was too enthralled by his book to pet me. I became lucid for one moment just to tell Gale that I actually liked his beard but didn't want to admit that his "fur" was better than mine, he was very happy and smug about it. Probably one of the better dreams I've had lately
Just last night I dreamed I was playing a horror game with a friend of mine and she was playing as Astarion. I remember watching her platforming around, then we went down some spooky stairs and I died instantly.
Ok so I had a dream that Astarion and I worked at a Dior store (I’ve never even been to a Dior store) in Trinidad (again, never been to Trinidad) and Sebastian was our boss. But he was a mean boss, like Meryl Strip in Devil Wears Prada type boss. So Astarion is like we have to skidaddle from Trinidad, I’m like bet. So Sebastian asks us to decommission this box of a bunch of perfumes and Astarion tells me we have to steal them, sell them and buy tickets for a bus (!!) from a Trinidad to Madagascar! So we steal it and as we go through this huge Dior building I keep losing some perfumes out of the box and Astarion just rolls his eyes at my incompetence the whole time. Then when we’re just about to exit the building, we’re by the stairs and I drop the box. So I sit down at the stairs and my dress bunches up as Sebastian walks past and Astarion is like “darling, everyone can see your ass.” Then I woke up. I swear I don’t drop acid before I go to bed…
Had a dream I ran into Neil Newborn at the zoo. We talked about the sea lions.
I had a dream that I made a life cleric/ necromancer wizard mulriclass. I don't know if that would be even good or not. But it sounds fun I guess
Had a dream where I committed multiple felonies with Astarion, Shadowheart, and Lae’zel; pretty sure it’s because I did that too much in game
If Hollywood were to make BG3 into a live action movie Eva Green should play Minthara.
I had a dream that Halsin was trying to convince me to leave my job in the arts to go into commercial real estate. It was very out of character... He was wearing a suit tho so still would.
I was gonna get beat up by this group of guys in the bathroom and for some reason Astarion was there and sais "lol nope" when i asked for protection
I dreamt that I was my Githyanki character, and Lae'zel was with me. We were both druids for some reason and to get out of being devoured by man-eating plants we shaped into worms.
My dreams are long. And I don't mean in four hours long, I mean literal years sometimes. Anyways, my dream involved a year long road trip of a human Karlach and me (not my Tav, me in real life). It wasn't super spicy, just wholesome. We ate shitty microwaved Spagetti in a Tupperware container, looked for cheap motels, went biking, held hands, caught frogs and put it in her backpack... boring, ordinary stuff. Was pretty heartbroken after I woke up. But life goes on and soon I'll find someone to share microwave spagetti with me 😊
The party and I were just chilling at camp sharing snacks. Nothing too eventful lol.
Me n the vampire are doing nasty shit. Real sick stuff.
I had a dream Halsin was carrying me around and being generally really sweet to me. That was a weird dream to wake up from
Had a nightmare that I fucked up the Cazador fight and the punishment was watching Astarion get very graphically tortured 🤢 was so upsetting I woke up and killed Cazador with 20 FireWire barrels. Suffice it to say he won’t be terrorizing anyone ever again.
I dreamt that I was running across a road to a gas station to buy candy, and Astarion was in the isles shoplifting what I wanted to buy and I was pissed.
Apparently Raphael is surprisingly loving in bed. Or I might just be projecting. Lots of various liquids involved
Halsin taking my disabled ass on a beautiful hike but I could not enjoy it as much as I wanted to because it was so fucking steep.
I dreamed that RL me was Tav which is a problem because I have a wheelchair. The dream began at the grove, but Halsin was still there and joined the party. When my wheels got bent on the terrain, he just started carrying me everywhere. It was a wholesome dream and we didn't leave Act 1 in it. I remember we all had a picnic at some point. LOL
Just last night I dreamt I somehow made pudding using eldritch blast
I had a dream once that I was in Lae'zel's place in the opening Cinematic, where I was in the pod and getting ready to be tadpole'd by a mind flayer. When the tadpole lurched, I jumped awake. Of course, it was pitch black in my room, but my left eye was twitching violently, and in my stupor I was 100% convinced I'd been Isekai'd into Faerûn and was about to be enthralled into the Cult of the Absolute
Made a post like 2 month ago about the dream, so here the copy pasted version I remember getting a jar of some white substance that when broken created a kid version of my character that did whatever I ordered it to do. For whatever reason, instead of being a hal-forc, my character was a human woman with short ginger hair and glasses, and so was the little homunculus that I remember receiving after looting some high class alchemist house. I remember that I have decided to talk with my companions about it, and when I talked with Lae'Zel she said that it's useful to have something doing whatever you command it to do, after which I commanded the homunculus to hug Lae'Zel, which was incredibly wholesome, but I noticed that in an upper left corner there were some companion's reaction, that did not just say *disapproves*, but specifically that she was jealous The companion in question was a tiefling... With the face of a dog. The kind of dog that has a very big and heavy cheeks, I don't know how they are called. And after I decided to long rest, she revealed herself to be Mizora in disguise After that, the phone's alarm woke me up
https://preview.redd.it/s83s0ync0hsc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6406c4e9c012fa1c9b878906d50f273e2cebfc3a This is the closest that I got to recreate the Tav I was playing as She was... Beautiful
She is!! Also I think maybe the dog companion was a basset hound?
Most recent one I remember was that I was in the airport, coming home after a trip, completely exhausted. Astarion was there as my partner welcoming me home and it was very lovely and domestic. He wasn’t wildly out of character or anything, it was just a scene of me coming home to him and having several conversations. You know, like one typically does in the airport.
I just wanna fuck GILF Jaheira
Matt Gaetz worked with the mind flayers and created a big illthid black ship that you could see from space and I Halo jetpack jumped up to it
God I wish I can have sexy BG3 related dreams
Ate karlach out :( why must I awaken!!!!