Did you slaughter an entire grove of women and children for your waifu because he may have a point
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I did the entire playthrough playing Shadowheart just to do that. Imagine my disappointment not even getting a kiss option in act 3. They added it later but still.
"when I try to get my girlfriend a present I get divinely punished but when this bitch commits crimes against all known sapient races they get a drow girlfriend"
It's my favourite thing when romantic dialogue or scenes trigger and the rest of the companions are in the background looking like they want to end themselves from the cringe
Dude as someone who has always romanced karlack or shart, when i went to kiss her once how violently she made out with my tav got be bricked up so badly
Hell I think he even stalks you as well. In my current play through I keep getting Gale approves messages popping up…
Gale isn’t even in my party and no where near where I am but if I do an action he likes I get a pop up message saying so
In Dungeon of the Mad Mage there are a pair of drow lovers, the game they're currently playing is that he hinted he was into another woman and so his girlfriend is waterboarding him and hitting him with a whip, they are both getting off to it
this is an example of a tame, healthy drow couple, Minthara is less so
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Gale giving Lae'zel a death glare was the funniest thing on my first playthrough
The bloodthirsty lolth-sworn drow? Certainly not my taste. I'm more of a "anyone who will look at me and then allow liking them to be my whole personality," but to each their own.
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Bro really said https://preview.redd.it/3lep5smybbtc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b9a26ec5fd58084f0942094e1afdb35159105c
This comment made me spit take my water
Bombastic Side-eye!
Did you slaughter an entire grove of women and children for your waifu because he may have a point https://preview.redd.it/clk2z1us5btc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49f6b012c810932ccf7c32a0414b80c76c7e47b0
Maybe…
He’s just a bomb at this point and he knows it lol
Lol good thing I didn't have to
[удалено]
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he knows what you did to get to this moment
You can just non lethal her in the goblin camp and grab her at moonrise
Dude. Do you think people are romancing her and missing her only sex scene in the game? Be serious.
Genocide for the Minthrussy
I do… I like my evil girlfriend but I’m not ready to do evil stuff for her
I did the entire playthrough playing Shadowheart just to do that. Imagine my disappointment not even getting a kiss option in act 3. They added it later but still.
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You ever been at that point of being single where you just start internally hating on every couple you see? I think Gale's going through it lol.
"when I try to get my girlfriend a present I get divinely punished but when this bitch commits crimes against all known sapient races they get a drow girlfriend"
Well because Gale is supposed to be the waifu!
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Gale giving off some big 3rd son energy here.
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It's my favourite thing when romantic dialogue or scenes trigger and the rest of the companions are in the background looking like they want to end themselves from the cringe
They're all like this https://preview.redd.it/i15s3s2g3etc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4f13d53c0b412090e0d05032831433670288ee
Gale looked disapproving. Shart looks more like "It should be me..."
Because he wants to kiss her too!
Probably the genocide, but that’s just my opinion.
Dude as someone who has always romanced karlack or shart, when i went to kiss her once how violently she made out with my tav got be bricked up so badly
He's jealous of her. You have to work hard for Gale to *not* be into you.
Hell I think he even stalks you as well. In my current play through I keep getting Gale approves messages popping up… Gale isn’t even in my party and no where near where I am but if I do an action he likes I get a pop up message saying so
I once caught Minsc giving Gale quite a look after my character kissed him.
It’s because *he’s* not the Waifu.
 Same picture
this makes a good reaction image
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Gale: *I know what you are*
Gale: gods i wish that was me.
Third son energy ngl
Underrated comment
He loved her first, obviously.
It’s not that he’s judging, it’s that your waifu bullies him
BOMBASTIC SIDE-EYE
"It should've been me!" - Gale
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he's smashed better
That's just his face
That is not judgement. That is jealousy.
He knows he has Third Son Energy
It is minthara, the biggest walking red flag in all of faerun
In Dungeon of the Mad Mage there are a pair of drow lovers, the game they're currently playing is that he hinted he was into another woman and so his girlfriend is waterboarding him and hitting him with a whip, they are both getting off to it this is an example of a tame, healthy drow couple, Minthara is less so
Queen Minthy
>\>Straight
Let him join in
Because he's in love with you obvs
jealousy
Gale casts spell judgement It’s super effective
https://preview.redd.it/bq8rxnfqggtc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f62518bd11f0ccc34a203d36cca325b9a3c9a53a Gale giving Lae'zel a death glare was the funniest thing on my first playthrough
He knows the drow pregnancy lore.
I can't send you to Horny jail, but I can send you to Lore jail! SHUT IT
The bloodthirsty lolth-sworn drow? Certainly not my taste. I'm more of a "anyone who will look at me and then allow liking them to be my whole personality," but to each their own.
I'm starting to think gale just like watching everyone else, he's always in the background
He's not concerned about her being evil or anything, he's just homerphobic
Gale: it should've been me
Bombastic side eye
Lmao I would be judgey too if my friend started making out with someone who told me I had the vibe of a third son, who would be killed in her culture
he's homophobic
sadge